>gachabros be like "yo this gameplay is fire!"

>>716071416 (OP)
At least that's a tournament where they can win money.

Boomers desperately trying to accumulate more cash before they croak so it can be given to more foreign invaders who want to kill/rape/enslave their grandchildren

>>716071943
>given to more foreign invaders who want to kill/rape/enslave their grandchildren
Who are they giving the money to?

>>716071416 (OP)
>grandma only gives you $5 on your birthday
>spent the rest of her money on the slots a week earlier

Miss ya granny.

>>716072029
Israel

>>716072084
Yeah but how are they invaders?

I have seen this countless times but can anyone actually explain what it is? More registered touches more credits?

if it was just that, like archero 2, it could be okay
but it's also poorly animated ecchi that transforms most gacha games into incel pokemon

>>716071724
I mean can are you argue that winning 5 dollars is nickels is worse than getting a png of a girl dressed by a horse?

>>716072316
I would assume so, but it looks like nothing is happening at all when they touch the screen so I'm not wondering if they are just retarded and were supposed to press buttons kek

>>716072029
Trump

Those octogenarians are acting like fools, when they should be thinking like brilliants

>>716071416 (OP)
Let people enjoy things.

GRANDMA NOOOO MY INHERITANCE

>>716071943
No, but for real. Boomers are always desperate for more money but all refuse to leave any to their kids and grandkids. Fucking disgusting generation

>>716072316
>>716072463
Looks like a possible mini-game where they can touch any money on screen and get it in credits.
Other videos like this have some slot machines that let you stop the reels, even when the results are likely predetermined.
A superstition in gambling seems to be touching the reels will get the one you want.

>>716072771
A living person has no heirs

>>716072316
It's video slot machines. They add pools and "tournaments" on fancy models, but in the end it's just touch screens and flashing lights for lead paint chip snackers.

It's just video games with micro transactions for boomers. You need to relax

>>716071416 (OP)
>>716072771
It's always funny to me that these are the same people that have spent decade after decade seething about how younger generations spend too much time watching TV, playing video games, using smart phones, etc yet they are by far the most addicted to mindless screens

>>716073231
You say while posting on /v/. At least they have the potential to make money.

>>716072316
>>716072463
It looks like someone just got all the old folks to try and touch the screen for their video. It's probably just a demo cycle, because none of them are getting anything. Grandpa doesn't even have his own machine.

>>716073231
They'll have their TV on all day too. If it's CNN or FOX, they repeat the same stories all day.

>>716072316
>>716072463
>>716073837
>Cashnado Alert is a community event in the Cashnado slot machine game, where all machines in the bank enter a heightened state, creating anticipation for the Cash Grab bonus. During this event, players touch dollar bills flying across the screen for credits or a shot at progressives.
>The Cash Grab bonus is triggered during the Cashnado Alert, which is a bank-wide community event that delivers heart-pounding excitement.

>>716073970
They're trying to give them heart attacks.

>>716073970
That doesn't explain whats going on in the the video. Their credits don't change at all

>>716073698
also the potential to lose it all too dimwit.

>>716073698
Casinos would not exist if people could actually make more than they lose.

>>716071416 (OP)
NOOOO MY INHERITANCE!!!!

>>716073698
>gambling at casinos
>make money
LMAOING

At least gacha players know their money is gone forever

>>716072840
For some fucking reason boomers say lack of money has nothing to do with birthrates falling but the mere THOUGHT of them losing 1% of their pension make them seethe with rage kek

>>716073698
With very poor probability that they will turn a profit, especially from slots.

>>716074083
Well yeah, casino probably gets to keep whatever they won if they die on premises. Wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if this is legally in their terms of use.

>>716074407
exactly. The thought of getting rich off of gambling is alluring to so many, but the house wins overall. These old boomers don't really understand probability. Just like how poor people spend their money on scratch off tickets.

>>716073698
Less than 1% chance of any payout in a casino. The only potential they have is to lose and waste their social security payments every month.

lmao why is the cuckcord so mad today

>>716075038
Nintendo marketers want more space in the catalogue

trump rapes kids, thank you for your attention to this matter

>>716074167
I can presume that either it's nearly impossible to actually hit anything, or the video simply ends before winnings are shown.

>>716074167
Maybe there's a tally after it happens telling you at good you did, but the video seems to end right as the event is ending

>>716072029
Jews

>>716073698
Don't listen to this guy, he owns a casino and wants to fool you out of your money.

>>716074167
Credits are given after the event and is tallied while playing.
>t. Plays slot machines

>>716071416 (OP)
I'm down for a boomer hate thread if that's what you want, OP

>>716072029
The banks when their home is taken after they die (they did not take steps to leave it to their children).

>CASHNADO

>>716073970
>bank-wide community event that delivers heart-pounding excitement.

>>716077096
>(they did not take steps to leave it to their children).
So what? Get a job and your own house if you want one so bad. Fucking freeloader.

These are the same people that voted for increasing the price of videocards and consoles btw.

>>716074083
I don't blame them.

>neighbors are boomers
>for some unexplainable reason, they mus always trade in their car before it's paid off to get a newer car model
I don't understand why they do this. They just keep giving themselves bills.

>>716077704
That's a good goy, don't worry about generational wealth like every rich person does, you don't need that because you're an independent big boy.

>>716077704
Serious question, anon. Did you know that Jews are one of the groups most obsessed with genealogy and ancestry.com crap? They go out of their way to ensure that their money stays in their family name, and as little inheritance goes to the government as possible. Why don't you?

>>716071724
>Tournament

>>716077945
>>716078094
If you spent half as much time working as you do whining about the master race you'd probably be able to own a house by now.

>>716071416 (OP)
I'll sometimes go to the casinos every few months. Usually budget at $100. Sometimes lose, sometimes win. All in good fun though.
Good on the grannies enjoying the end stage of their lives though.

>>716078241
That's easy to say when noserats constantly seethe about whites and get tons of gibs for breathing lmao

>>716078241
My state has maximum weekly work hour laws, fren.

Glad these people are in charge of what I can see.

>>716078326
You know what's even easier to say?
>hey are you guys hiring
Get to it buckoo.

>>716075038
Probably couldn't prep the bull.

>>716078515

Let me tell you guys about reverse mortgage.

>>716078475
Land of the free btw, where you can't even watch porn in the privacy of your own home

>>716071416 (OP)
Gambling like this honestly seems like the most soulless way to gamble. Like you're just tapping a screen repeatedly with odds preset by the house. At least playing with cards can make you feel like things can go in your favour.

>>716079326
>At least playing with cards can make you feel like things can go in your favour

You get thrown out if the floor manager even thinks you're doing basic arithmetic in your head at a blackjack table, anon.

>>716077704
>Every generation in human history understands that leaving wealth to your children is important
>Boomers decide to throw that in the garbage because bankers told them to

>>716078475
Is it only PornHub that's blocked? There are hundreds of other sites and dozens of paypig sites.

>>716079319
Or at the library or the mall or the park or in a classroom.

BUFFALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>716072316
It's something that plays/loops when no one is actually playing on any one or more of the slots, perhaps the whole row of machines, and/or there may be a similar visual trigger if one of the slots in that row hits the bonus. Someone who has not paid to spin the slot in no way, shape, or form is going to get a gib. Look at the lady on the left's screen. In the middle of the screen is a prompt for her to choose her per line denomination, $.01, .02, .05, .25 respectively. If you see that prompt on a screen, you know for sure the person is not in the middle of a spin and could therefore not have triggered the bonus game. There is no slot series on the planet earth that would give someone money just for being there. Casinos are not in the business of handing out free money. So they're all morons, but the woman on the left is 100%, beyond a shadow of a doubt, a 70 IQ moron, because there can be no doubt that she wasn't even paying the play the game.

>>716071416 (OP)

>>716071943
spbp

>>716078515
Then why do you need Americans monthly billions? Just work kike

>>716073698
casinos win on every single game
>but blackja-
casinos kick you out if you win at blackjack and tell all the other casinos to ban you too.

>>716083320
Most of the time aren't you playing against other people in card games?