Thread 716077659

What are your red flags, /v/?

>>716077659 (OP)
open world
weapon durability
stamina dial

graphics demo

>>716077659 (OP)
>game has a season pass

>>716077659 (OP)
>deck-builder
>rouge-lite

>>716077730
Name 7 games

>>716077659 (OP)
Woman Protagonist
UE5 Engine
Deck builders
Epic Store exclusive/timed exclusive

Women prominently featured that look like this

Action rpg

Trailers that focus more on name dropping previous titles from the developer than the actual game that's being advertised.

>>716077659 (OP)
I'm a closet racist and kind of autistic. I listen to video game music in public and when I go on dates I give fashion critique to the girl. I'm sure there are more

Shaved side cut.

>>716078047
>rouge-lite
Rogue. Rouge is a type of make-up.

>>716077659 (OP)
retro theme

>Blizzard, EA, Activision, Ubisoft, Tencent, Treyarch, Dice
>Open ended gameplay
>Hub based
>Children of any sort
>Pre order bonus
>Micro transactions

>>716077659 (OP)
Game is live service
Game is AAA
Game has celebrity involvement
Game is FPS/Shooter

>>716078047
These, along with Free to Play.

>>716078224
No, it's a Sonic character

>the dark souls of ___
>soulslike ___

>>716077659 (OP)
it has a thread on /v/ every day

>devs claims about going back to franchises roots
>AAA game made in Unreal
>body type
>has single player content, still requires server connection
>published by Microsoft with day 1 gamepass
>cinematic trailer with gameplay trailer over a year later
>game got delayed at least once.

>>716078047
>rouge

>>716077659 (OP)
2D platformers
Open world
Isometric view
Competitive/ranked games
Anime
Terror

>716078294
>Hub based
Good hubs are more soulful than any open world slop

ubisoft
EA
activision
bethesda

jewish writer or game director

>>716078590
>rouge flag thread
tohoho

>>716077659 (OP)
ill tolerate anything and everything but i draw the line at kim belair

>>716077659 (OP)
watches porn (idk if you're in your room, don't do it. you make the room smell horrible)
doesn't take a bath every day
watches anime like naruto or goku
plays videogames in public
the only topics you can talk with him are memes and videogames (may as well talk to a kid)
dress like a hobo and calls it having personality

Waifu coomer trash as the main draw in advertisement, for example on a steam banner, small logo of the game name next to a extreme close up of typical waifu asiatic face

>live service
>any form of dailies/weeklies
I want a game, not a chore.
>story-focused
>"cinematic"
>celebrity cameos (look, the NPC even LOOKS like them!)
>generic, lazy, over the shoulder TPS gameplay (specifically when combined with the above few)
I want a game, not a story vehicle from a failed tv writer.

>LGBT+ Tag / queer art style that's ugly on purpose
>Deckbuilder / anything with cards. We invented video games so we wouldn't have to play card games anymore, fuck off already
>Screenshots of an empty room
>Screenshots of a 2D scene where the ground is a flat line

this shit

>>716077659 (OP)
My redflags for not buying the game include:
>trailer is anime/cartoon/movie with (almost) no gameplay
>looks like a clone of [insert] game without any marked improvements
> /v/ likes/promotes the game
>extremely low-res pixelart graphics
>it's constantly on sale

>>716077659 (OP)
>no ability to save whenever
>internet connection required

>she talks about other men, especially her ex on date 1
>she does not offer to pay for her half of the meal on date 1
>she chews with her mouth open
>she criticizes my outfit appearance on date 1
>she wants to be a stay-at-home mom
>she doesn't talk much, making me ask her tons of questions to keep the convo going
>she says "nothing..." when I ask her what is wrong
>when I ask her where she wants to eat, she doesn't have an answer
Pretty sick of modern women, desu.

Devs have tattoos, weird haircolor or piercings.

>>716077659 (OP)
the four horsemen
>open world
>crafting
>deckbuilder
>rogue(blank)

>>716080509
>she talks about other men, especially her ex on date 1
This is a sign she doesn't like you
>she wants to be a stay-at-home mom
Conversely I'm going to say guy who expect you to have kids and do all the child stuff while still working. Like sorry I want to spend time with the being that spent a year inside me

>>716077659 (OP)
Metric system in the UI
immediately obvious the game is either eurojank or a lazy Unity asset flip

>>716077659 (OP)
>game is made in the usa

>>716077659 (OP)
American developers
American translators
American voice actors

>>716080624
>>716080835
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

>>716080579
t. 2 hour a week gamer.

>>716080620
>This is a sign she doesn't like you
No shit. That's why it's a red flag. It's a dumb bitch that wants a free meal.
>Conversely I'm going to say guy who expect you to have kids and do all the child stuff while still working. Like sorry I want to spend time with the being that spent a year inside me
I don't want kids.

Great! We are terrible for each other!
No free meal for you.

>>716077659 (OP)
>Always-online
>Made for console, ported for PC
>Day 1 DLC
>Microtransactions
>Grinding (unlockable content is fine if its tied to achievements or to the natural progression of the game)
>PvP-focused
>More than 3d iteration of a series
>DEI developer team
>EA/Blizzard/Ubisoft product
>Unreal Engine
>Built around ray-tracing and DLSS
>Remaster/re-release/reboot
>DEI characters, esp. Mary Sue-girlboss
>That gorillanigger woman with the protruding eyes and revolting face from Wolfeinstein games and others
>LGBTQ-anything in the game, devs come out supporting LGBTQ

Yep. Gaming time.

>>716080962
Japanese devs usually have enough attention to detail that they include both measurements.

>>716077659 (OP)
Any of those award banners with laurels

>>716077659 (OP)
day 1 patch

>>716081108
>No shit. That's why it's a red flag.
I'd say it's going past a red flag, is my point. It's not a red flag, it's a sign that says "Fuck off"
>No free meal for you.
Can almost guarantee I make more anyway, even working from home to be with my kids

>>716077659 (OP)
Tattoos
Piercings
Liberal arts degree
Dyed hair
"Pit mommy"
"Likes to travel"
35+ and "hoping for baby"
"No smokers" + "420 friendly"
Vegan
Marilyn Monroe quotes are always just fat girl cope for their bad personality

>>716081342
ton of pictures of her in exotic international locations, ESPECIALLY in a luxury hotel/yacht/somewhere in the middle east

open world
crafting


literally the reason I roll my eyes every time I see that fantasy life thread

>>716081296
You sound like a bitch. No wonder you're on 4chan as a female.
Oh, a massive red flag:
>woman that uses 4chan

>>716077659 (OP)
Breakable weapons

>>716081221
Nigger, slanteye devs don't have enough attention to show keyboard keys in the tutorial instead of controller buttons if the game is played with KB. Looking at you, Trash Souls

>>716081491
Oh yeah, that is a massive one. "I like to travel," is just code for "I want to suck as many cocks as possible without my social circle judging me."

>>716081507
Jumping right to gendered insults instead of articulating your actual problem is both a red flag and a sign of low intelligence.

>>716077659 (OP)
>game is made after 2015

>>716077659 (OP)
Free to play
Multiplayer recommended
Mmo
Anime character designs

>>716077659 (OP)
>voiced protagonist
>dialogue wheel
>”interactive experience”
>cinematic
>live service
>always online
>microtransactions
>battle royale
>procedurally generated

>>716080962
ok >>716080624
"eurojank" is amazing SOVL whilst burger games are soulless corpo slop made by committee (shareholders/corporate board room)
>>716081221
Japs are cucks who suck american dick daily and include the inferior system that only 3 countries in the world uses, in their games.

>>716080624
Metric makes more sense than imperial

>>716081501
this is why I got so bored of No Man's Sky
the technology behind it is very interesting, but what do you actually do with it? Just ... build bases. Okay, great. ...and then what? Nobody lives in those bases. At least Dwarf Fortress populates a world with Sims-like autonomous entities which at least simulate desires/needs/etc. so the stuff that gets built, gets used.

Deckbuilders are good.
I like to play with my deck.

>>716081609
Again, you sound like a bitch. Or a cunt. Congrats. You're arguing with a guy on 4chan for calling you a bitch, when you are indeed a bitch.

>>716077659 (OP)
>Matchmaking
>Non-minimalist DRM like Denuvo even though Denuvo doesn't do anything for sales other than slow down early discourse to suppress red flags
>No dedicated servers
>No mod support
>Cash shop
>open world
>Face scans
>This game recommends using an Xbox controller
>UI has a character render, some tabs at the top and diamond/circle/square icons
>Selecting an item involves scrolling through a 1 dimensional list
>Unskippable dialogue
>UE5
>third-person over-the-shoulder camera
>third-person over-the-shoulder camera horror game
Actual garbage fires

>>716081785
Why you arguing with a tranny lil bro?

>>716081785
I'm not arguing, I'm poking at a retard and watching it squeal.

>>716077659 (OP)
Blacks and women in a game made post-2016

>>716081562
meanwhile I can pick up some obscure japjank game and find they took the effort to change every single measurement unit, including ones important to gameplay mechanics, over to imperial. meanwhile euro devs (and many newer American devs) leave it all in metric because that's what Unity and Unreal use natively and they're too lazy to do some basic arithmetic.

>>716077659 (OP)
The monsters are "misunderstood" (Undertale/Deltarune)

>>716077659 (OP)
open world
survival
crafting
pvpve
roguelike/lite
extraction shooter
loot
procedural generation
psychological horror

>>716081647
where is Ubisoft headquartered? Embracer?

>>716081726
we're talking about developer red flags. If a dev can't be bothered to switch things to miles and pounds, it tells me they're both lazy and don't care about what their customers want.

>>716077659 (OP)
No demo
No gameplay footage shown
UE5
Political bullshit

>>716082380
But I don't want pounds and miles. I want kilograms and kilometers

>>716077659 (OP)
Game from a studio that made a great game when it was a small studio but now is a big and popular studio.

>>716082380
Learn some real measurements instead of basing everything off big macs

Not being able to swim or jump

Unreal Engine 5
Souls clone

Multiplayer.

>>716082705
Well I don't want to smell your stink ditch when I am public, but here we are.

>>716077659 (OP)
Any "gender" besides male/female in character creation.

>>716077659 (OP)
Picrel.

UE5, I simply will not play it.

>>716077659 (OP)
made by white people

>>716077659 (OP)
Escort missions.

>>716082705
which is why the option exists in older games crafted with care.

>>716082847
this is the exact sort of self-important smug superiority complex I'm talking about. It tells me the game was developed in an environment of toxic positivity, where the devs all had their egoes coddled and protected at every turn and it almost guarantees the game will be garbage. I have consistently been proven right on this.

micro transactions
accounts

>>716077659 (OP)
>E33
>Disco Elysium
>Undertale
>Outer Wilds

Roguelike
Deck builder
Female protagonist
Unreal5
Vampire survivorslike

>>716083698
>toxic positivity,
Good to know the spirit of tumblr is still alive

>>716077659 (OP)
unreal engine 5

>>716077659 (OP)
early access
souls like
mmo
gacha

>Nintendo
>EA
>Ubisoft
>Activision/Blizzard
>Epic Games
>Take-Two

I think that about covers them

roguelike/lite

>>716077659 (OP)
>ugly women
>open world
>survival crafter
>Free to play
>deck builder
> rogue lite
>Japanese Action RPG instead of turn based
>From Slop i frame rolling
Yep, I am out

>>716083698
>>716085513
>toxic positivity
this is a thing fat women with 'thyroid problems' say

>5v5/6v6
>that art style that tells you it's going to preach at you
>first few trailers show 0 gameplay
>open world
>survival
>deck builder
>literally anything besides an RPG with loot

>>716086209
toxic positivity is the term for leftists browbeating people into no longer vocalising criticism.

>>716077659 (OP)
>loot
>dating/relationship mechanics
>neon purple
>any character says fascism in a non historical game setting
>coming of age story
>mascot character
>demaster or demake
>"gaming is saved" tier korean coomer slop character design
>any developer ever uses the word accessibility once
>any asset that looks like it was from an asset store
>any game that has default UE shaders
>neon coloured lighting that is disgusting and oversaturated
>face scanned characters
>photo scanned textures
>mocap