This is a video game character, thoughts?

Yeah Id rape it

>>716079359 (OP)
this is a kid
now it's a squid

>>716079359 (OP)
I think you're a pedophile

It makes me cry
Got more?

>>716079881
So is your president

>>716079359 (OP)
Visa/Mastercard will demand Nintendo censor this in Splatoon 4.

This is a video game character, thoughts?

>>716079881
noo think of the heckin pixels

>>716079937
can we let it go already? nobody ever gave a fuck about ebbsteen or whatever

sloppa is getting real good

That vidya character looks oddly hot.

>>716079881
Splatoon girls are 14 so it’s hebephilia not pedophilia.

>Splatoon girls are 14 so it’s hebephilia not pedophilia.

>>716080119
Trumptards and election tourists will never wash away this shame. You are a pedo supporter. You voted for pedos!

>>716080601
there is nothing wrong with being a pedophile you tranny

>>716079937
Karin Keller-Sutter is a pedo? News to me
>>716080030
Nigga that's a child
If you wanna fuck that you're a pedophile
>>716080431
Literally only a nonce would know that

Sex with octos. That's it, that's my post.

>>716080770
>Swiss
Bro, the AoC is like 14 in your country.
Stop being retarded.

>>716080637
>there is nothing wrong with being a pedophile you tranny
I thought trannies were pedos?

Trump is a pedo
Anon is a pedo
Troons are pedos

Are there any more pedos I should know about???

>>716080863
they do but they dont do any good for our country, trump is literally fixing everything wrong with our country so being a pedophile is acceptable, is a small price to pay for salvation

>>716080965
The Swiss apparently

>>716080537
I look like this and I say this.

>>716080965
There's also every single heterosexual man that has ever lived

>>716080965
...Jews?
Japanese?

>>716080965
Some autistic girls

>>716081085
And also all the homosexual men.
And the homosexual women.
And many heterosexual women.
I think humans might just be horny, gross animals who fuck whatever gives them the tingles.

I think you should kill yourself

>>716080965
you are a pedo too.

>>716079359 (OP)

>>716080965
Meow

>>716081201
100% cop out. Doesn't change the fact what Trump and a lot of powerful rich people did. It was a rape club. A literal rape club. They are disgusting and no one should support these dreadful soulless creeps.

>>716081708
Lets be honest we all want in that club, dont even pretend youd say no.

>>716080784
I wholeheartedly agree.
Consensual only, though.

>>716081008
I know of Melonpan, any others?

>>716081808
I am nothing like you scum

>>716081708
>15-16 year old girls (legal in most of Europe) got paid five figures to go to a luxury resort and suck off some old guys (stuff they would've done regardless, but instead for some pocket change)
oh, such a tragedy. I could understand if they were little kids like, 7-8-9 years old. but they were all teenagers. I just don't care, because if you have any memory of being a teen you remember every class had a few sexually-active sluts. the issue here is the political blackmail that was being collected.

>>716081925
Yeah its easy to say that now secure that you will never be offered it, at least Im aware of human weakness and dont pretend to be a superior being that we arent

>>716081869
Consensual molestation.

>>716080537
>I don't have an actual counter argument so you're fat and ugly

>>716081950
Your degusting Maga fascist movement is over. It's just a matter of time. You stand for nothing because you are nothing.

>>716082070
So unkind...

>>716082234
my god, they just keep getting bigger as the years pass...

>>716082234
Anon please, I do it with love in my heart.

Squid

>>716082425
Or is it a kid?

reminder that kids want sex
they love sex

>>716082423
If you say so...

is this (video game) thread the thread?

>>716082503
we just don't know

>>716080601
You guys were calling Trump(and others) pedo even before this though, so I don't see why you guys think this time is any different. Did you guys forget about the numerous other times the Trump/Epstein stuff was went over?

>>716082628
I do say so, look how happy she is afterwards.

>>716080601
And I would again, just to spite you.

They are kids?!

woomy sex

Thicc squids.

>>716079359 (OP)
Oh hey i like those shoes.

>>716082503
It was a squid, your honor.

>>716083158
>"Don't leave this in the episode."

>>716083158
And this was before the brain damage

>>716083765
It’s a kid now

RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

>>716084125
ITS THE KRAKEN

>>716079359 (OP)
I just recently got into splatoon 2. Can't believe I missed out on this stuff all this time it's pretty good. Planning on getting 3 further down the line when I can find it for cheap second hand.

sweat and tears went into these treats

>>716079881
We all clicked on the thread anon

>>716084680
My wife Marie doesn't deserve that kind of abuse.

>>716084564
Give the octo DLC a try if you can. It's some of the best singleplayer stuff in the series. The pricier online pass has it included if you have that.

>>716079981
I GUESS I'D BE A HERO

If we don't get the Takozon hairstyle for octo girls in Splat 4 I'm gonna FREAK.

>>716080537
What the fuck, that is literally me right now.

>>716080965

>>716084790
Way ahead of you on that one. Should have gotten the whole regular story mode out of the way first but couldn't wait after seeing everyone saying the same thing you did. And yeah it's pretty great. Actually hard challenges at times was very appreciated and the subway and captain cuttlefish has a lot of charm. Besides that I'm lvl 10 from regular battles and it hasn't gotten stale yet. Got it used for 10dosh.+20 of dlc. Good deal.

>>716079359 (OP)
Squid tummy erotic ToT

>>716080770
>>Literally only a nonce would know that
How Kafkaesque

>>716085894
Good to hear.
If you were curious about improvements from 2 to 3: Salmon run got a good overhaul with 3, allowing you to throw eggs and adding extra waves with bosses. It also has it's own rotation so it's always available.
3 also has additional movement to do a dodge in the opposite direction when swimming in ink, blocking an instance of damage. You can also surge up painted walls.
A new minigame thats a each player taking turns to place distinctly shaped blocks on a grid to claim turf. Final main addition is lockers which is mostly just a way of using all the money you amass since they changed earning weapons to vouchers which you in turn earn from using weapons.
Raiders, the upcoming game, is supposed to be singleplayer only so splat3 should still have life in it for a while longer.

>>716086086
please no squidloli touching ma'am

>>716079359 (OP)
nortubel coded thread

>>716080601
Imagine thinking this isn't the one thing both of your parties are 100% in cahoots with.

You are a pedophile.

Frye

>>716086723
You can't actually touch fictional characters

>>716087106
maybe women are just expired little girls

>>716079359 (OP)
this is a cock sleeve purpose built for my 6 inch bwc monster

>>716087106
and most of what women describe is just how they viewed their father when they were little girls.

>>716080431
The definition of pedophile will change soon to solve this problem. People don't care enough to use the other philia words and this is how words change overtime

>>716079881
Loli isn't pedo

>>716086958
Sex with brown cephs.

>>716087106
who gives a shit if ugly women find it weird?

>>716080965
If I fap to inkling cunny then I'm a pedophile. Thank God kids don't actually look like Inkling girls.

>>716081808
I mean free cunny am I right? Haha.

They need to add adults to these games so I don't feel like a loser talking about them

A child of what?

>>716088106
Callie and Marie are almost 30.

>>716088249
sex with these hags

>>716088249

>>716080965
It's a pedo world, you are just living in it.

>>716087106
>Yeah and you're describing Sasquatch, so fuck off into the woods you zoophile.

>>716079359 (OP)
the defined rosey cheeks ruin the picture imho

I'd fuck video game character if you know what I mean

>>716079359 (OP)
Will we get outfits like this in raiders

>>716088249
Proportionally speaking, they don't look like it

>>716088781
put this sicko in jail right now nintendo

>>716087106
its probably ragebait or she really is just retarded but it sure did get a reaction out of me

>>716088249
They should settle down already. With me, preferably.

>>716082004
Again I'm nothing like you scum. You don't need to be rich to be a rapist. You're only outing yourself.

>>716086951
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

>>716088249
>>716088398
>>716089434
Splatoon died for me when Callie and Marie stopped being the hosts.

>>716086893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYhTAxKFFmA

Octolings are for fug.

>>716089694
They truly are the best

>>716089998
whoa

>>716080537
I dont look like this nor have i said this

>>716089694
I'd love for them to be the hosts again, but that's just such a longshot that it borders on a pipedream.

Did you know that most irl squid and octopi species will die shortly after mating?

>>716090379
Lucky bastards

>>716090379
>tags:death_by_penis

Regulat, everyday ceohs you see in the plaza >>>>>>>> Idols

>>716090321

>>716079881

I want to play these games but I didn't like the wii, I got the wii U and the switch and barely used them, and now I'm considering buying the switch 2 despite despising nintendo and this and donkey kong are probably the main reasons

>>716087360
>soon
As if it hadn't already.
I didn't hear of "hebe" till the last 10 years,
And I've been around for a while.
So if that word ment something at some point, it clearly hasn't in decades.

>>716080537
He looks like me......he's built like me....

this way?

>>716090629
That anon rn

Im buying the splatoon single player spinoff, it will be the first splatoon game I play
I dont like pvp shooters

odd how splatoon threads get protection on /v/

>>716082612

>>716088249
Don't post my wives without my permission.

>>716090970
splatoon already has some banger singleplayer content. it's definitely not enough to buy an entire game for, but it's good

So I have this thing for these skin tight pants, what are they name?
I'm a dirty ESL but it's the reason why I like these games, those skin tight black pants

>>716091365
Spats?
Yoga pants?

>>716091441
spats, thanks
spats works, it's giving me cool results on sadpanda

>>716091365
skin tight black pants

Bike shorts

dolphin shorts are better.

>>716091687
on-model octo butt...

>>716079359 (OP)
how does their hair work? how do you style them?

Why is this allowed?

more black shorts

>>716080770
>nigga
>nonce
Must suck that your such a weak pathetic excuse of a "man" that then children you are brave enough to protect is fictional ones while real kids in your pathetic excuse for a country are getting raped.

>>716079881
Oh no!?

>>716092373
>nogami will keep getting away with bodies like these in an E10+ game series for the forseeable future
how...

>>716079881
>They're a Squid now!
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>They're a Kid now!
REEEEEEEEE

>>716091987
If a kid or a squid (or both) wears dolphin shorts, she waives her rights to reject sex from adult men.

>>716089998
God DANMN
>>716090310
GOD DAAAAMN
sigh a man can dream anon...

>>716092798
His autistic force of will is just that strong

>>716092426
And on an anonymous image board too where there's absolutely no change made. Just a demonstration that you're too scared to deal with a real problem and only have the capability of being annoying.

>>716093048
Then let's share that dream, anon.

>>716091365
In Japan they're called spats but in America they're called compression shorts or sometimes bicycle shorts

Wish I was Japanese so I could just draw this shit openly

>>716093393
shes so perfect

>>716093393
Hey I really like Callie and Marie
I want to sex them too

>>716093703
Absolutely. ;)

>>716093861
I'm a pretty huge Callie enjoyer.

>>716090889
oh yeah

>>716079359 (OP)
her game is cool but why the fuck can I only play a few maps at a time? this sucks so much and I only end up playing for like half an hour before dropping it

Did they ever disclose what the nipple rings where for?

>>716082175
Absolutely degusting

>>716079359 (OP)
puffy

hello my fella squiggas

my fellow pedophiles, can any of you tell me why this tendie pedophilia thread gets to stay up, but any non-tendie pedophilia thread gets deleted?
what's going on with the 4chan gestapo

>>716097070
Because 4chan has a long history of cute things, it's nothing to do with Nintendo or any other specific fandom. You can have threads for others quite easily so keep any notion of console wars out of this.

>Splatoon thread
Sex with plump octo wife until she swells with ink to exploding (non lethal)

honest question
you guys play fem squids? I wanna buy this game but I always play male

>>716098606

>>716099407
fem octos, but yes
male squids and octos are objectively inferior in nearly every way, and it's very clearly deliberate.

>>716099547
alright
just wanted to know if you minded me getting close to your character for secret reasons, I really like fem octos, and fem squids

>>716099450

Good thread.

>>716099691
cute Pearl

>>716080965
nigga you on the internet
pic not related

>>716080537
You're a woman.

>>716089682
>If you like the smell of cunny you are a pedo
lol I thought I was the only one who joked about that song.

>>716099691

>>716080537
Honestly hebe is mid. Like if you're gonna be degenerate, you may aswell commit

Especially cuz with enough makeup, 15+ chicks can easily pass as hags and get into club. Like that shit is expired at that point

Shiver butt.

>>716082175
So that's what this is all about.

>>716100786
>>716100834
off model

>>716080537
a faggot would never say that
a faggot like that guy would be whiteknighting and group posting against loli

beats me why all the faggots that are against something look like the only thing on their mind is the current thing and tendies

>>716101397
Wow, observant of you.

Kids Gamera

>>716102015
Alright, that's enough of that.

>>716090992
Splacoom is /v/ culture.

I'm still pissed Japan got the McDonald's Splatfest and America didn't, what the fuck? McDonald's is THE American goyslop.

>>716079359 (OP)
I think that is one of the worst drawn versions of that character I’ve ever seen.
Holy shit, who drew that badly?

be ware of squid

yebbies

>>716102321

>>716087106
She has a point but at the same time there are men that prefer thicc and not what she's describing while there are women that prefer emo boys which are basically pre-teens.

>>716102321
Never been to Japan, but I get the sense that dolans is still "good" in Japan, since I never see anyone talk shit about it over there, quite the opposite. Here in the U.S. it's been overpriced garbage for a long time.

>>716080119
Umm yes. We all did. Not surprised trumpy is now going back on his word about making the notebook public. His name is in there. Youre a fucking faggot shill. Kys 100 times over you cockroach

>>716102739
Everyone's name is in there, as in it was tampered with and all sort of names were added
You idiot

>>716102662
Well yeah I wasn't claiming McDonald's was good or anything, it's just a point of American pride. McDonald's is shit but it's OUR shit.

>>716097070
If you wanted a Sony loli thread you just had to ask, anon

>>716086958
>>716087418
Frye? Moar liek fyve, as in fivehead, amirite?

>>716100786
>>716100834
>>716101645

>>716102954
I can't believe you've done this.

>>716102892
every sayaka thread gets deleted, it's persecution

great more images to add to my filter list. keep going you fucking pedofags soon visa will eradicate all your beloved artists and there will be nothing new to spam /v/ with.

Did they ever do a lolicon vs adult woman fetish splatfest?

>>716103821
no, we already know who would win

>>716103821
That would be the most one sided Splatfest of all time.

>>716088249
You have to fuck Callie and Marie separately, not at the same time. Cousins don't do that.

>>716103252
>"that mothafucka on swole mode. gotta go!"

Milk.

sex with veemos.

I'm quite partial to these cephalopods.

>autosaged
gay

>>716080119
>Gladly take Q-anon CUHRAZY conspiracy insanity.
>Fast forward a few years.
>Now deeply about Q-anon CUHRAZY conspiracy insanity.
Your president is still a diddler too.

>>716079881