Thread 716084252

>come home
>see this

wat do here /v/?

>>716084252 (OP)
Turn 900 degrees like Tony Hawk and walk away

>>716084252 (OP)
tell her that covid is over and nobody cares anymore

>>716084252 (OP)
360

anal

>>716084252 (OP)
this is your POV if your black

Found it, it made by rwt4184. Pretty based, preggo sex too, they make the hottest Mercy content.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=12086128&tags=mercy+pregnancy_test+

I wake up

>>716085895
What about my black? Did he escape again?

>>716084252 (OP)
>pregnant
Isn't she like 40?

>>716087562
>Age: 39
zamn, she's looking good

>>716087562
SHE WAS 14,610 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

>>716087562
she's using nanomachines to stop aging

>>716084252 (OP)
First of all, that's impossible. Second, what the fuck did you do to my house?

Punch her in the gut because the only woman that will birth my children will be the brown queen pharah.

I live in a labratory?

>>716087562
its the future, women having retarded children is a thing of the past

>>716084252 (OP)
hug my wife's black boyfriend and congratulate them
can't wait to be the best step dad ever

>>716087562
>>716087709
>>716088054
is this what a 40 years old white woman looks like?

>>716087562
Genuine question: aren't women still capable of getting pregnant until their early 40's?

>>716084252 (OP)
I would faint from the panic, distress, shock, trauma and despair

>>716090927
You just don't want retarded kids.

>>716090927
yes happens all the time

>>716084252 (OP)
Repeatedly uppercut her belly

>>716084252 (OP)
I love how I can tell this was made by chinks

>>716090927
It can vary depending on the woman and what age they have their first. A woman who started early can potentially have a healthy pregnancy at late 30s-early40s but there are increased risks after age 35 (at 35+ a pregnancy is considered geriatric). For a first time baby? Good luck getting pregnant at that age range. Paying out the ass for IVF is basically required, and then there's no guarantee you'll carry to term and deliver safely.

>>716084252 (OP)
I told you not to fuck the dog, retard

>>716090927
>>716091084
>>716091436
Would you really want kids with a woman that looks like this in her 40's and risk having unhealthy offspring?

>>716084252 (OP)
What's with these meme finger pointing at the indicator?
Nobody ever does this.
This isn't how you tell someone you're pregnant.

>>716091662
>>716090910
I want to drink her piss

>>716087709
the wonder of modern medicine

That time of the year

>>716084252 (OP)
>>716086394
I've fapped to that end scene more times than I'd like to admit

>>716091436
IVF will at least guarantee that the potential baby will be free of defects and genetic diseases though, right? I remember something about gene testing to watch for that stuff.

Is there a vidya character that's ever been railed more than mercy?

>>716092040
mostly. Defects increase as eggs age, but as a man gets older the risk of defects doesnt increase that much. So if they genetically scan the eggs before implanting it, there is a good chance they can catch any major defects.

>>716092107
Princess Peach.

>>716090927
My girlfriend's mother was 38 when she got pregnant, and her father was 41.
She is a big spergy but otherwise good.

>>716092040
>guarantee
well no, for one women seeking IVF are typically already old so there's risks from that. Screening is possible but it's not 100% accurate
>>716092267
>but as a man gets older the risk of defects doesnt increase that much
true, but the reason for that is that in natural conception sperm must be healthy enough to race to the egg. unhealthy sperm wont make it and die. With IVF, you remove that selection pressure and increase the chance that unhealthy sperm reach the egg

>>716091780
This but the other way around

>>716091780
You sure?

>>716087562
the bulls sperm is just that powerful

>>716093441
Right out of the source pls

is it worth to queue for one or two mercy games?

Feet

>>716084252 (OP)
I'm a virgin and why is a doctor in my house?

I want to marry a woman older than me bros

>>716084252 (OP)
Another sperg born to the world.

>>716084252 (OP)
Whos the lucky shota that fertilized her

>>716087562
Kiriko is damn near 30 yet they still treat her like a schoolgirl

>>716084252 (OP)
so its true... you really can impregnate your hands...

>>716087562
Would a 30 year old look & act like this?

>>716096692
meant for >>716095872

>>716096692
Yes, terminally online womanchildren are literally like that

>>716084252 (OP)
Congratulations! Who is the father?

>>716084252 (OP)
but doktor how can i be pregnant if i will never be a woman?
dispense with the antibabypillen forthwith

>>716096870
His name is Jamarcus

>>716093441
Made for breeding

>>716094572
ba/ss/ed

>>716084252 (OP)
>white woman
I call her a racist, white supremacist whore and tell her to get the fuck out of my house

Bareback and anal in the last trimester.

Why do hagfags like old women?

I just want to be this hag.

I’m woke but only because I like when movies and games shove older women into them, the other woke shit can fuck off though

>>716099049
>be
What? You want to look like this? Why would you want that

>>716084252 (OP)
Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>716099589
Yeah I want to look like that. The idea just makes me warm, and fuzzy and maybe a little bit excited(maybe too much). Hopefully not very disappointing answer...

>>716090927
Having kids that late is pure autismaxxing. The longer you wait the more likely you get a spergling. Even after 30 is risky.

>anaru quit making porn
>we will never see perverted Mercy /ss/ kino animations again
grim

>>716100389
/ss/ is /shitshit/

Mei is the most breedable. She's got the figure of a fertility statue.

>>716100389
good. she has over 1000 videos by now

>>716084252 (OP)
How many porn threads are we gonna have today?

>>716084252 (OP)
Her videos abusing lil baby boys are so hot.

>>716091662
If she looked like that your kids would probably be healthy. Do you think looks are purely aesthetic and not related to health?

>>716099049
I want you to be this hag too

>>716084252 (OP)
>swedish
>older
>boss lady professional woman
Mercy's pussy is hairy, guaranteed. Hard pass.

>>716100142
What would you do if you looked like this?

>>716084252 (OP)
Glad she's holding up the positive pregnancy test of my wife Raven.

>>716101585
I'm sure you're thinking about something sinister anon...
>>716101706
Show off a lot and dress inappropriately... Have a lot of sex, maybe even decide on going for thread related thing...

>>716102274
Nothing sinister about making love to a meaty bimbo body until the sun rises and the room reeks of erotic musk, anon

>>716102274
>Show off a lot and dress inappropriately... Have a lot of sex
With who and where? What’s stopping you from doing that now, anon? Why do you need to look like her to do those?

>>716102492
That sounds like a good time spent anon.
>>716102819
She's way prettier than I can ever be. I think a lot of anons would prefer going at a beautiful fertile lady than me... As for who and where maybe a slow start with someone nice and close to me at my sofa.

>>716084252 (OP)
That's wonderful. That's our fifth.

>>716103275
>maybe a slow start with someone nice and close to me at my sofa
Were you thinking of someone in particular or is that just a saying?

>>716104019
Just a saying, but it's getting very late and I should be responsible...4 am is approaching

>>716084252 (OP)
Kill her

>>716104541
whys the water level so low

>>716105595
her stinky curry farts boiled up the water and caused it to evaporate

>>716105595
It's still filling up you impatient fuck

>>716090927
Yeah that's why I became a mentally ill retarded loser
Great fucking idea making kids after 40

>nearly a wizard
>even if I could get a woman and have kids they'd be retarded

i will never play overwatch

one of my coworkers told me I'd be a great father. What do?

>>716106960
They are obviously asking to get impregnated by you.

>>716107132
he's an injun