Thread 716095705

This game is a fucking masterpiece

GOTY 2025 Hands Down

>>716095705 (OP)
Eh, 9/10. 4th best game I've played this year.

>>716095705 (OP)
DK Bananza at 16k viewers on twitch. Meanwhile Elden Ring released how many years ago and it's at 45k? Yes, those SM Odyssey speed runner streamers will really pick up the slack on those numbers....any moment now....still waiting....now would be a good time.....please uncle nintendo pay the viewer bots....damnit nintendo why?

>>716096135
51.5k now, think nintendo sent the view bots to the wrong channels.

>>716095705 (OP)
Very strong contender for GotD

>>716096135
Trannies are terminally online, don't actually game, and care more about the parasocial relationships they form with their fromslop streamers.

Meanwhile NintenGODs are actually playing Bananza, some of them on multiple playthroughs, savoring every moment of the ludocinematic experience.

>>716096135
bro no one gives a fuck about twich views it means fuck all. Ill come back when mario kart sells over 50 plus million and DK sells over 20 on a single console

>>716096835
https://steamdb.info/app/1245620/charts/
31k playing right now just on steam. 49k 24 hour high. This is steam only, doesn't include other store fronts, and consoles. People must just be keeping their game open and not actually playing. Cope and move goal posts harder.

Digging through underground levels in Bananza is about as "cinematic" as a colonoscope digging through layers of a rectum during a colonoscopy. There's no beautiful organic landscapes in bananza like in other DK games, just soul-less rocks with different color paint over them. Soundtrack's dogshit too, no immersion.

Gay or tranny yiggers

I'm surprised nobody ever went back and fixed the sprite changes in the US version of DKC2.

>>716097171
Odyssee only sold 29 million (decent game), wonder sold 16 (dogshit game). Theres no reason to think a DK game would do better than a mario game, 16 is the most it could possibly hope for.

>>716096135
Why the hell would anyone watch a stream of a nintendo game? Theyre all gameplay. I get watching a streamer play a scary game, or maybe esports for like top level strategy or something, hell maybe even to get their reaction to a good story based game, but nintendo is usually the gameplay purist option. Why the hell would you watch a stream of that.

>>716097894
Because they beat the short game and wanna see if other people are having as much (or little) fun as them? Idk same reason people watch reality tv.

>>716098236
The point is that they clearly dont. Elden ring has esports and player-based builds, which explains its inflated viewercount versus bananza. Youre a fucking moron to think that twitch viewercounts have anything to do with a video game's relevance.

>>716095705 (OP)
Its the Mario 64 of a new generation.

>>716095705 (OP)
It really is. It's crazy just how many ideas they crammed in there. And it all works so well.

>>716097805
>Theres no reason to think a DK game would do better than a mario game
There's no reason to think a Zelda would do better than a Mario game either and yet BOTW did and TOTK isn't that far from it. I'd pretty willingly bet with you a friendly $20 that it sells 20 million by 2027.

>>716095705 (OP)
Truke

>>716095705 (OP)
Dark and deep holes lol