Now that Bananza is certified kino, her game will be too r-right /v/?

it needs to fucking release first

>>716102914 (OP)
I predict a 90 score.
You can gamble on this, i am always 2 digits from the score in the worst case scenario

it will be agobitch nesan

I have a sickening feeling it'll be more MP3 than MP1/2

K I N O

Did you guys see how bland the map looked? Like one giant rock with a shitty plant popped right out of it. Like what are they doing besides fucking kid’s asses there

>>716102914 (OP)
Don't give up on our queen.

We didn't go through 8 years of waiting to stop now.

>>716103198
Nice cellphone, faggot.

>>716102914 (OP)
It'd be nice but I'm not holding my breath. Fact of the matter is that most of the people who made the Prime trilogy are long gone and the gameplay shown at the last Direct didn't exactly WOW me either. Visuals, while good, aren't great because this thing was made with Switch 1 in mind, and all the cutscenes and talking NPCs just screams generic western dev and not Metroid.
You're now remembering that a good chunk of the people who initially left Retro went on to 343 to make Halo, and those same people are now back at Retro when they were hiring to help make this game.

>>716102914 (OP)
bonanza is certified ass

>>716103787
Your mother is certified ass.

>>716102914 (OP)
>Still doesn't even have a release date
What exactly is this hold up? Feels like they know they won't make 2025 but can't bring themselves to announce it will be 2026.

Is anyone concerned it'll be super safe to the point of being somewhat boring? It's been a long time since the last Prime game and they may feel apprehensive of taking too many risk to they'll play it safe and fill the game with nostalgia bait.

>>716102914 (OP)
it'll probably be fine but not outstanding, which is an ok scenario for a game that's been in dev hell like that.

>>716102914 (OP)
I have zero faith in this game being good from what they've shown. I really hope to be proven wrong but my optimism here is really low.

>>716104192
>>716104231
Pretty much. Talk in the trailer about *psychic* powers just screams Retro was looking for any kind of gimmick to use. And the implementation of it shown so far just seems so lazy and barebones too.

>>716102914 (OP)
Only if she looks like this.

>>716103418
Which Halo did they make? I'll be optimistic if it was Four.

If MP4 turns out to be middling isn't the franchise kinda of fucked? By comparison DK hadn't really had a "mainline" game since 2014 prior to Bananza but said game turned out to be good so he's pretty safe.

>>716106014
It could set Prime back a while. Though Metroid Prime Remastered was extremely well-received so they'll probably just re-release 2 and 3 remastered to wash the bad taste of 4 out of people's mouth. Though there hasn't been a new Prime game in 18 years so it's not like they're desperate to keep the franchise alive so they can release a continued stream of games for it.

>Psychic powers!
>Slowly open doors with it!
>Slowly control bullets during combat with it!

It's going to be shit.

>>716102914 (OP)
The tutorial boss had more mechanics that some of major bosses in the previous games, so maybe it'll be fun

Metroid: Samus Returns needs a remake for the Switch 2.

>>716103198
why is it always subhumans who hate Metroid this much

Retro just makes the same games over and over again so it will be lame. Thank God donkey kong isn't locked with them anymore. Returns and tropical freeze were literally the same game.

>>716102914 (OP)
why don't they ever put the X parasites in these

>>716102914 (OP)
I don't know. I'm not expect much more than it being alright.

Shame we had a nice thread hit bump limit recently, back to our regularly scheduled program I guess