>so many games about discovering the mysteries of space
>meanwhile there are hardly any games about discovering the ocean, even though not even half of the entire ocean has been discovered.

>>716103315 (OP)
there is plenty of both

>>716103315 (OP)
Unfortunately, the sea wasn't part of Cold War propaganda, so it doesn't get the shilling that lame ass space does.

There's a lot more undiscovered space than there is undiscovered ocean
There's even undiscovered ocean in space

>>716103781
yo das deep

>>716103525
>Meanwhile, the "fascinating" deep sea creatures:

>>716103525
Didn't nasa used to research the ocean but decided to shift their attention to space cuz they found something unsettling?

>>716103315 (OP)
>not even half

The only spots we have yet to explore are the deepest parts of the abyssal zone in select regions in the deepest inset parts of the stretches of ocean that do not actually interact with the continental shelves, and even then, shit is already mapped out. We have the entire bottom of the ocean mapped out already. Why do you think we're going to make some huge ass amazing discoveries there when we're still actively finding historically massive dig sites in the fucking Amazon of all places? We haven't even finished exploring the surface of the planet.

This one is pure kino
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1648760/subROV__Underwater_Discoveries/

there is a giant plug at the bottom of the ocean that when pulled all of the water in the world goes down a giant drain. that's why they want to keep the depths of the ocean secret.

>>716106135
no they still research the ocean a bit. it's mainly used in that it's satellites are used fr charting ocean storms and the rest is done by marine biologists

I stepped on a jellyfish once with my barefoot that shit hurts so much

>>716106386
good. the more idiots who learned about that would just say it's fake and pull it, thus dooming humanity.

So what kind of ocean games you want to see?

>The last time i bumped and gave actual games in a sea-themed thread it got hijacked by touhou fans... maybe this time it will be different

No good aquaman game will ever exist, feels bad man

>>716106386

>>716103315 (OP)
you'll get siren and like it

>>716106241
>mapped out
Yeah we technically mapped out far beyond the solar system too
It's about what's actually there retard, not just the geography

The ocean is only a couple of miles deep. It's really not that much.

>>716106762
You don't even understand how the ocean is even mapped out in the first place, compared to how we map out the Amazon, compared to how we map out space, you uneducated troglodyte.

>>716103315 (OP)
buuuuuuut what if we found the cure to cancer down there, just like the rainforest?

>>716106567
I want to see a tower defense game where you try to explore the depths and shoot down all sorts of asshole sharks and shoggoths.

What you know as UFOs actually come from a facility under the water. You can (or could) use fitbit heat tracking to map out all manner of sea floor facilities, hidden/buried facilities in Antarctica that extended into the sea floor, etc.

>>716106875
>You don't even understand how the ocean is even mapped out
They bring me some water from the deeps and I take a sippy

>ocean big
space more big
>ocean mysterious
space even more mysterious
>ocean dangerous
space the most dangerous of all

>>716106132

Only female angler fish have the lure.

The males are tiny and the female absorbs them into her to use for a steady supply of sperm.

...

God, I wish that was me.

>>716103315 (OP)
What IS water though?

>>716107058

>>716107054
>space the most dangerous of all
I think we currently don't even have a method of putting people as deep as possible in the ocean while we can put people in spess

don't worry OP I am making an ocean game

>>716106672

How about a siren game?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2541950/Sirens/

>>716107126

Seems legit.

>>716107010
Sounds great. Tower defense in the way of factorio or bloons. Elaborate. Sounds like a cool idea

>>716107152

You ever watch Star Trek TNG?

Picard talks about wanting to explore the deep sea on earth but the technology isn't advanced enough to sustain the pressure yet even that far in the future.

>>716107207
>>716106672
so are these two different games named the same thing? because the devs for both seem different

>>716107359
Which doesn't make much sense considering how bullshit ST tech is but still

>>716103315 (OP)
Shrimp tastes so dull how does anyone like that crap

>>716107359
Funny because Gabe Newell owns a sub that has survived the challenger deep a few times

>>716103315 (OP)
Endless Ocean?

I think I lost my old Subnautica save. Played it in VR on Windows, loved it, but never finished it.

Now that WiVRn seems so much less clunky than ALVR on Linux, I'm gonna start it over with a better headset, a better computer, and a better OS.

>>716107117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDbH9xoZ67I

>>716107432

I stand corrected, the project was raising a portion of the sea floor to create a new sub continent without putting stress on the tectonic plates.

It was a very brief throw away conversation Picard had after his experience with the Borg in season 4.

>>716107058

>>716106135
>didn't the national aeronautics and space administration used to research the ocean?

>not a single post about Pressure
What happened to /v/?

>>716107809
Over the last 15 years everyone realised that survival mechanics weren't actually fun.

>both terrified and fascinated by the ocean
>open ocean pictures and some video game levels make my palms sweaty, mom's spaghetti

>>716107396

Yeah they're two different games. Only one has a Steam page. I don't think either can trademark because it's a common, folklore term but I'm not 100%.

Also, check this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ljYYKIyPo

>>7161071
Water is a colorless, odorless, and tasteless liquid that is essential for all known forms of life. It is composed of two hydrogen atoms covalently bonded to one oxygen atom, giving it the chemical formula H2O. Here are some key points about water:
Properties of Water

Physical State: Water exists in three states: liquid, solid (ice), and gas (water vapor).
Polarity: Water is a polar molecule, meaning it has a partial positive charge on one side (hydrogens) and a partial negative charge on the other (oxygen). This polarity allows water to form hydrogen bonds, which contribute to its unique properties.
Solvent: Water is often referred to as the "universal solvent" because it can dissolve many substances, making it crucial for biological processes.

Importance of Water

Biological Functions: Water is vital for hydration, nutrient transport, temperature regulation, and chemical reactions in living organisms.
Environmental Role: Water is a key component of ecosystems, influencing climate, weather patterns, and the distribution of organisms.

Water Cycle

Water continuously cycles through the environment via processes such as evaporation, condensation, precipitation, and runoff, maintaining the balance of ecosystems.

Overall, water is fundamental to life on Earth and plays a critical role in various physical, chemical, and biological processes.

>>716107343
I kind of got it in my mind where you mine shit from underwater, make infrastructure to send it to the surface and exchange it for dudes in diving suits and other stuff so you can go deeper and have to ward off meaner things. I'd rather not make it an RTS and instead concentrate on supporting your troops (Human life is cheap) with static infrastructure while you try to keep everything running and maintaining the base.

>>716108172
something like majesty but under sea?

>>716107678
protect yuyus at all costs

>>716107809
All the oldfags who remember deepsea threads are either dead or gone.

Also some other game eventually took the Pressure title and it has nothing to do with the ocean.

Antarctica is also mostly officially unexplored but that's because you will be turned away at gunpoint if you try to approach without permission and even then you are restricted to a very, very small controlled area.

the ocean is like that friend you have known since childhood and you feel you are close, but in reality he has several secrets behind his back, most of them harmless, but one or the other can attract your attention, alarm you or even scare you, and that is why he prefers to keep them hidden, even if it means taking them to the grave, after all sometimes it is better to live being ignorant than knowing the raw truth and not being able to sleep well for the rest of your life, who knows the things that lurk in the dark and the only reason why they do not come to the surface is because they do not know it or it is dangerous for them.

>>716108541
by who nigga nobody can live there most of the year because of how cold it is

>>716108172
Mh sounds kinda rts but simpler. Nonetheless very good starting point!

>>716107126
Fun fact! There is an estimated $1.2 trillion dollars worth of total sunken treasure on the entire ocean floor (between gold, jewelry, and extremely valuable historical artifacts from numerous shipwrecks). If you could reach the bottom of the ocean and comb it, you could literally become the richest man in the world overnight!

>>716108840
>Ocean
Don't forget the great lakes (North America) and the Caspian """Sea"""" (West Asia)

>>716108014
Thanks ChatLGBT

What's the point of exploring the bottom of the sea? Every deep sea creature we've seen was boring. What insights are we going to get from finding another fish with translucent skin that and glowing organs?
>Glowing fish
We have those closer to the surface too
>immortal fish
See above
>Giant fish
See above
>Weird fish
See above

>>716108840

Thanks, Stockton Rush!

>>716108320
Stop mentioning Majesty, I'm still trying to gatekeep it.

>>716106132
lol why doesn't it have a switch on there

>>716107940
Same. It somehow got worse as I got older.

>>716106319
I've been thinking about the idea of a deep sea science sim like this with the Signal Simulator treatment
realistic but kind of unsettling premise to keep the player on their toes, periodically spike them with supernatural bullshit out of the corner of their eyes when they're feeling paranoid

>>716109961
Fish that glow even more
Fish that live even longer
Fish that are bigger
Fish that are weirder

>>716107784
i think this meme is really funny, and am going to pretend that it wasn't made specifically for this one post, because it's even funnier that way.

>>716106132
SAY THE LINE DEEPSEAJAK

>>716107117
It's this thing made up mainly of dihydrogen monoxide with a few other additives in it

>>716110517
>find incredible fish that lives foreverever and shits liquid gold
>take it to the surface
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>716106567
something with abyssal exploration vibes, like SOMA or Subnautica, but not a walking sim or survival crafting

>>716103781
>"discovering" empty space by going outside and looking up

Wowwowow let's build a rocket to go get a closer look! I love science!

>>716111029
You can just take it to the surface slowly you know
Kinda like climbing a mountain

>>716111494
That's not how it works. The pressure of the deep ocean keeps their body together, without it they will turn to mush. Same as how you can't just slowly dive down to the bottom of the sea.

>>716103889
Oceans tend to be deep

>>716103315 (OP)
Why do browns hate exploration? Why do they think every single resource must be spent on feeding useless eaters?

>>716111029
is he ok

>>716108172
There was this game but it was shit
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1254320/Surviving_the_Abyss/

>>716111759
Maybe you can't. I can.

>>716111975
He's just silly like that

HI BROS WHAT BOOKS SHOULD I READ TO LEARN ABOUT DEEP SEA CREATURES
I LOVE THE OCEAN AND WANT TO LEARN MORE
DOCUJMENATARIES ARE OK TOO

>>716112165
These aren't about deep sea creatures in particular, but if you want a book about the ocean in general.
'The Sea Around Us' by Rachel Carson.
Any book on the HMS Challenger expedition
I read this one, it was okay..

kinos with giant squid?

sad to read that even the ocean isn't being spared from humanity's destruction of nature.

>>716111124
Welp. The best i can do for that is barotrauma i guess... sincerely games where you manage to stay underwater are rare and rarer if they arent walking sims lol

>>716112617
How's Barotrauma and how does it play?

>>716112518
The fucking fight agaisnt it on "Ace of seafood" was absolute kino along its OST
>https://youtu.be/z4eacV09j_k?si=J1U05mhw0irVIhjI
>its a kusoge but its fun

>>716112676
/ourguy/ Dosh Doshington HATES it

>>716112783
The best part of that BGM is that it starts playing as you get deeper into that hole in the ocean floor, then you see it gracefully start coming up towards you from the darkness below

>>716107090
i have masturbated to the angler fish mating strategy, and am not ashamed to admit it.
nature is the kinkier than any trivial shit my simian brain and conjure

>>716112676
Its a 2d coop/solo game focused on doing missions, exploring, and overall keeping a submarine on the deep sea of the moon Europa. Overall a great game and has a ton of mods so everything is tweakable. Most of the fun comes from fighting the sealife both inside and outside the sub. You have some missions where going out of the sub is mandatory. Also its playable with bots so you can do those too on solo.
>i didnt get a nice screenshot. Prefer to see a video :(

>>716113247
How's the solo play then, or how is it with randoms? I got no frens or a regular schedule

>>716112676
it's a dumbed down side scrolling SS13 in a submarine, so pretty cool.

I loved being the medic and shooting lethal doses of fent at my friends with the syringe gun, but it's been multiple years and a gorillion updates since I last played so I don't know if you can still do that.

>>716103315 (OP)
>makes a kickstarter for a text adventure in the writing style of his memes
>it gets funded
>dude fucking disappears
He played us for absolute fools

>>716107058
Cave diving has to be one of the most retarded forms of diving anyone can do
>every single second counts. If you get turned around for even 5 seconds it might be too late
>can't see shit half the time because you're kicking up silt
>nothing to really see anyway except cramped tunnels, cramped tunnels, and more cramped tunnels
It's like caving only even more suicidal

>>716113345
>us

>>716103781
there's more undiscovered ocean than there is space in the entire observable universe

pocky and rocky is a 10/10

>>716113408
I was quoting one of said memes

>>716113281
Dont worry, offline its very very fun too. You can play solo and set tasks to the "crewbots" and even "take control" of themselves. So if a bot is doing something wrong just play them and do it. With randoms its usually very awkward but its mostly luck, i have played with great crews too so its a gamble!
I have a campaign run on solo and even with more enemies mods the game runs very very sweetly too. So dont fear to add mods

>"Exploring the ocean is so--"

>>716114405
Its been already 2 years since that. Lol feels like yesterday.

what's the purpose of jellyfish anyways

>>716114764
to jiggle

>>716107746
lol

>>716113281
Ignore the other guy, solo is fucking ass, the bots are retarded, and you have to micro them an insane amount to run your sub as well as if you had players.

>>716103315 (OP)
>crab

>>716117070
>crabship
oh fug

>>716109965
This was my desktop background for almost 2 years

>>716103315 (OP)
Anglerfish and Mantis Shrimp are terrifying enough for me. Especially the way Anglerfish mate. I don't need to know what else is down there

>>716107090
As many weird animal facts as I know and as cool as I think angler fish are I never heard this and I know tons of deep sea creatures. That is even weirder than I thought they already were by far

>>716108626
Nice comparison

>>716116135
>Ignore the other guy
No, you dumb nigger. Now I'm just going to ignore you.

>>716109961
Nah I'm pretty sure the biggest weirdos are deep

>>716107090
>"[T]he unusual mode of reproduction was invented several times independently in this group of fishes."
>"[M]ost likely driven, in some way, by their lonesome environment."

This actually says a lot about our society.

>>716103315 (OP)
>go to space
>land on planet
>fight aliens with laser guns

>go into the unexplored depths of the ocean
>cant see shit, need a spotlight
>pressure will kill you, wear a big ass suit and move slow
>you wasted a ton of air to get here lol, stay for only like 30 minutes and then you have to leave
>get blindsided and chewed up by native inhabitant #241 who can move much faster than you
that said I liked Barotrauma

>>716109961
dude this super deep sea fish probably has the cure to brain cancer in its head or some shit bro like jellyfish bro please bro fund my deep sea expedition bro

>>716103315 (OP)
>not even half of the entire ocean has been discovered.
Tired of this fucking myth, the entire ocean has been depth mapped by satellites.
We already know what it looks like, just not in high resolution, which takes tons of money for very little return since it doesn't reveal any mineral deposits.
For all the 710,000 square kilometers searched for mh370, we only found 3 geological formations cool enough to visit with a sub.

Ocean-based horror exploration game powered by RE Engine WHEN?

>>716103315 (OP)
I knew a short haired British girl who used to send me memes just like this all the time in 2015. I miss her bros.

>>716111759
Wrong

>>716109965
One day I'll come to terms with the fact that someone tried to go to the Titanic inside a pringles can with a tennis ball cut in two as lids

>this is water

>>716107126
kek

>>716119939
do you think if we put sunglasses on a deep sea fish like an angler fish, they could live up there
assuming they can acclimate to the lower pressure without significant health issues

>>716109965
dunno if the story is legit but I always feel sad when I remember that the son was grudingly going onto the trip with his dad because he wanted his dad to have a father-son moment.

>>716103315 (OP)
I want another game like subnautica, but without the goofy cartoony graphics and with real and mythological creatures.

>>716103525
>Space
Is practically infinite
Loaded with resources
Could even be a way of making our species basically eternal
>Ocean
A few undiscovered types of fish
It's tiny in the grand scale of things

>>716103315 (OP)
Aquanauts Holiday on PS3 was cool as fuck, go play it

>>716108840
That's the plot of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
Pretty good book, but Captain Nemo is a tremendous niggerfaggot because he eats dolphins.

>>716120205
>>Space
Not real.
>>Ocean
What they call space in astronaut footage.

>>716106241
>he doesn’t know about the subterranean oceans beneath the land and surface oceans
ngmi

>eating water bugs
I hope you guys arent doing this.

>>716120337
You are my water bug son.

>>716103315 (OP)
I just want more underwater horror games. SOMA was great, fuck I even dropped 5 bucks Narcosis during a sale once. It was okay. Can someone do an adaptation of Sphere?

>>716106241
>He doesn't know about the hidden Agatha passages on the depths of the abyss

>>716120205
>Space
99.9999% nothing
"Resources" are so far that you can't possibly reach them
Only serves as a reminder that we are stuck on Earth with no escape
>Ocean
Brimming with life and riches at every inch
Constantly relevant for research
Holds the actual key to immortality with creatures that aren't restricted by telomeres

>>716103315 (OP)
The ocean is way too scary and spooky. Space horrors are so big and detached form the human experience, they're just not scary at all.

>>716120751

they don't want normies to pay attention to the ocean because they have big plans for underwater mining and various profit driven sea rape

>>716120751
that's backwards, ocean horrors are either a giant monster bodying your relatively fragile submarine instantly or a gang of asshole fish
space horrors is some unknown horror that could be literally anything infiltrating your ship. Maybe it shapeshifts or is a ruthless hunter or rapidly evolves or anything you cant be sure.
if your submarine is infiltrated by a fish in the ocean you're probably just fucking sinking

>>716121047
>Literally this
They are going to defile the world and biologists are the small little loraxes trying to say "Hey, can you please mind not killing everything and just this little side?" That kind of deal

>>716121202
Everything that exists will be defiled. Everything beautiful and noble will be eradicated. It's what the "people" want!

If you take something from up here and take it down there, it gets crushed, right?
Does the reverse also happen? If you take something from down there and bring it up here, will it explode?

What about cave diving too?
We need more caving simulators.
I want to die a simulated death in the Nutty Putty cave.

>>716121524
Yes.

>>716106567
I'm excited for shrimp game

>>716119939
Is she killing herself?

>>716106567
Something like Ecco the Dolphin but new.
Also some kind of Aquaman simulator where you befriend fish, do underwater agriculture, improve the shore city and improve your super powers to stop some abyssal monster to conquer the world.

>>716121524
Kind of. The change in pressure kills. One doesn't explode like a bomb, but insides push outside, causing a deadly bloat.

>>716109965
>the chudjak octopus with a knife and fork
>the smug gapejak fish
>a vaporeon basedjak
>that smug fella mini crabjak
This is a vantawhite GEM sprinkled with emerald dust extracted from the top hills of Agartha.

>>716103315 (OP)
I like Runescape.

>>716103315 (OP)
The only interesting stuff is in the Mariana trench

>>716113408
>>716113503
GetGianni? That faggot VA who commissioned furry porn including a Morgana from Persona sex animation?

>>716121783
Oh! I tested one of the first betas and its very fun! So i hope the development keeps going well!
>>716122201
Mh... Nothing comes to mind being that specific but it sounds like a cute idea! Maybe the closest thing could be dave the diver? Its a extremely far-fetched comparison but thats the best i can do!

Despite making up just 13% of the population of large oceanic predators, sharks commit 60% of the fatal attacks on humans

>>716122957
Basically, I was thinking of Story of Seasons but underwater and a metroidvania.

>>716103315 (OP)
The ocean is pointless and finite.
If a meteor hits earth, we can't hide in the ocean to survive. At least if we have space travel sussed out there's a chance for us to survive the world blowing up.

i love eel so much. i love unagi sauce too. its just a shame that every japanese place i've ever ordered from, they give you the least amount of eel possible, and the most amount of white rice they can fit on a plate. i can't buy eel at my supermarket bitch come on. this is basically the one single reason i'd ever use the ripoffs that are restaurants, and they dropped the ball even on that.

>>716113326
You can definitely still do that

>>716121986
you know that brain fungus that makes ants climb up high before dying
its like that but the ocean

>>716110960
>Are you krilling me?
>For eel?
>No squidding?
>On cod? No carp?
>It can't be that shrimple

>>716125070

>>716113372
Use a door to breath underwater.

THE SEVEN SEAS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE WORLD

IT IS SAID THAT THERE IS A MONSTER FOR EACH OF THESE SEVEN SEAS

SHIPS ARE BEING ATTACKED ONE AFTER ANOTHER

SHARKS GATHER AROUND MONSTERS SEEKING HUMAN FLESH

THE OCEAN IS NOT ONLY A PLACE OF BLESSING BUT A PLACE OF TERROR

AN ENORMOUS BOUNTY HAS BEEN SET FOR THEIR HEADS

BRAVE YOUTH GO OUT TO FACE THE MONSTERS

THE OCEAN HUNTER

>>716108632
Santa's elves.

>none of us will live to see Mars colonized
How do you cope with this?

>>716120845
>basedface

>>716103315 (OP)
we know more about space than we know about the ocean, actually
ocean is very hard to chart, and not particularly useful
what are you gonna do with it?

>>716126986
>we know more about space than we know about the ocean, actually
That's false. The saying goes: "We know more about the surfaces of the moon and Mars than we do about the oceans"

>>716126754
realize that even mars colonization is completely banal next to colonizing the better part of the galaxy over the next 1million years.
casually waiting to be completely annihilated by a greater alien godspecies.

>>716127210
They didn't annihilate humanity tho.

>>716126754
>people living on a barren rock and making it look like earth
It's not that exciting, honestly. Not being there when we find alien life is truly sad

>>716125980
Holy based

>>716126754
>Mars
So long as we can build a buoyant aircraft that can withstand 400 kmph winds, Venus will be colonised first.
Why Venus?
Near equivalent gravity, pressure and even sunlight up in the clouds. You just need to withstand the winds and acid, the colony 'airship' is buoyant due to breathable air acting like helium there.
Then just send down probes/extraction teams on cables drg style to harvest the semi molten surface for precious minerals.

>>716125070

>>716119315
>REngine for a massive open space(water) game
Yeah fuck that.

>>716126754
>How do you cope with this?
By feeling joy at the knowledge. Everyone wants to believe space exploration and planet colonization will be like Cowboy Bebop or Star Trek or some other hopeful thing where space is treated as a wonderful expedition, but in actuality it's just going to be humans bringing greedy filth into the stars, sucking the mystery and intrigue away in the name of capitalism. A colony on Mars is not going to be a wonderful new way for humans to live, it's going to be "Breaking news: first McDonalds opens on Mars!".

I'm pretty sure aliens live under brine pools in the oceans

>>716117070
>using a fucking logitech controller of all things ton control a submarine

darwinism is real.

>>716126754
I had the opportunity to live through the 1990-2007 period, the absolute uncontested golden age of human history. I could not care less about Mars for the next few hundred years.

>>716130623
we still can't get to the moon due to bullshit so it's not going to happen anytime soon anyway.

>>716126754
mars is a shithole, bro

>>716106672
whats this? a game?

>>716109965
if i recover their corpses do i get to claim their billions?

>>716132863
Their corpses are the sizes of pins.

>>716107487
i used to love shrimp until one day munching on some i realized they are bland as fuck

now I'm a crawfish supremacist

>>716125070
>Billions must fly (fish)

>>716119981
to be fair it worked multiple times until it didn't

>>716109965
I burst out laughing every time I see this stupid fucking picture lmao.
I'ts gotten to the point where I associate my heart will go on with that image more than the fucking titanic movie.

>>716136269
>refuse to eat bugs
>decide to eat underwater bugs a delicacy
My grandpa used to tell me how most seafood was considered food for poor people who couldn't affort real meat back in the day, but now it's considered a delicacy

>>716138317
didn't they also smash them into a paste, shell and all, instead of only eating the good parts?

>>716127785
Based doesn’t even begin to cover it. That post was so on point I involuntarily saluted my monitor.

>>716108840
>bottom of the ocean and comb it
Why would I comb the oceans hair? It's a big body of water it can do it itself

>>716126754
>wanting to live on some rock made out of toxic waste at the bottom of a gravity well
might as well just build space colonies and capture asteroids with tug drones and shit

>>716132863
>corpses
..retardchama

>>716138317
yes, whatever is cheap/easy is usually considered peasant food, it changes with the times

fish was peasant food because anyone could just waddle over to the river and get it, no agriculture required. nowadays "fresh caught" or "wild caught" fish is often considered more of a delicacy or at least a selling point.
white bread also used to be only for the rich before the industrial revolution

>>716138317
>underwater bugs

underwater creatures came before land creatures so bugs are land crustaceans instead of crustaceans being sea bugs

>>716106386
i've been telling people this for years

>>716138561
This.
Living on Mars looks like one step away from living in some hellish shithole that always looks orange and full of rocks, disgusting. No thx bro.
Now a space colony like that pic?? goddamn, thats beautiful.
Reminds me of those colonies from Xenosaga games (or Mass effect too)

>>716103315 (OP)
Making a system where a submersible or ship can go under the water line and not clip through water is incredibly hard, especially if the ship/sub has a separate sinking/flooding system.
Every time I've tried to make this, I've failed, and if I can't do it, then I won't even attempt going further.
Barotrauma did it fine by making the entire level flooded, but that's not what I want. Subnautica kind of half does it, but it's also prone to issues (when sinking or diving)

>>716121524
>go to bottom of ocean
>mine tiny nuggets of gold
>take them topside
>they expand
>???
>profit!
Problem, poorfags?

>>716126754
I cope by knowing I'm old enough to be dead of old age long before planetary migration becomes a necessity.

>>716103315 (OP)
republicans agree with this type of shit and don't realize its a joke

>>716142712
hahah, reminds me of those ancient rage comics of old. Good stuff

>>716107506
That's only like 6 miles deep. Meanwhile there's still thousands of miles we can't explore at all. Imagine it, what's down there past the 10 mile mark? The 100 mile mark?

>>716107126
>It CAN'T happen to YOU!
gets me every time

>>716107746
>Gol'd Roger's One Piece

>>716138561
In theory the problem of macro space colonies is the maintenance and risk of large space debrees completely shattering it because of being such large targets with slow maneuviring capability. We would need energy shields at least.

Endless Ocean: Blue World is peak comfy.

>>716138561
Based and Zeon pilled. Those whose souls are weighted down by gravity will never understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZEksOhSyvU

>>716113372
nah, not every cave diver is a full on retard. The first thing a diver learns is the 1/3 rule. They usually drop multiple O2 bottles along the way and use a thread for guidance. It's still dangerous but if you ignore those basic rules its like free mountain climbing.

>wtmmp left an gigantic impact on meme culture to this day
>he never published that book and just fucked off forever
>no one comes even close to his style of humour
sad.

>>716136269
Since I'm a horrible person I was really hoping he'd drop the cooler full of crawfish when I saw him struggling with it.

>>716107207
Is that a mermaid that's about to punch out a Spinosaurus?

>>716146478
Impressive folder.

>>716146763
I just scraped his facebook uploads at some point for achival purposes.

>>716103525
nice try kid
everyone with two braincells remember all the submarine kino

>>716146869
>egg boy, boat

>>716103315 (OP)
>Mariana trench
10.9km
>Alpha Centauri
41.5 trillion km

>>716132863
they were corpses for less than 1 second, then they were just chum

>>716121524
yes
creatures designed for that kind of pressure typically balloon out when the constant crushing water pressure is removed

>>716103315 (OP)
That's because it's fucking impossible to deal with the lowest depths of the ocean. Earth is fucked it's easier to deal with space and more rewarding.

>>716121524
Been too long since I saw this pic used apporpriately but also sincerely in the wild.
Have a good day, anon.

>>716103315 (OP)
>discovering the ocean
Subnautica
Barotrauma
Iron lung
Dave the diver
>>716127936
Mars is fucked because of too little geological activity and therefore almost no atmosphere, Venus is fucked by too much geological activity and a hyper thick ultra deadly atmosphere, most people say Venus would actually be harder because of this since it's harder to calm down the 500 super volcanos than restart Mars core with a super laser or a gajillion nuclear bombs.
I say what if we just take Venus's excess atmosphere and move it to Mars then we have 2 good planets!

>>716148542
>I say what if we just take Venus's excess atmosphere and move it to Mars then we have 2 good planets!
How? With a cartoonishly big vacuum cleaner?

>>716126754
Mars is a turning point for space colonization, it's not an endgame onmy a stepping stone. It's a ground for experimentation and development on the terrain facing real problematics simulations on Earth cannot provide.
I'm in favor of colonizing the moon first, it would make Mars missions more likely to succeed having gained first hand experience. Going step by step instead of rushing and burning down billions once you fail.

>>716126754
What even is on Mars?

On space you can simulate actual Earth gravity, mine asteroids, have easier access to solar energy.

>>716106132
id like to see you survive down there

>>716103315 (OP)
Don't worry, soon the whole of the ocean ground will be explored... by industrial miner drones. Nothing will be left untouched down there.

>>716106241
>shit is already mapped out.
100% falsehood.
Pic rel wouldn't exist if it were so
>t. knower

>>716119981
Truly, the height of folly.

>>716136627
To counter your point, I would argue that every time it did work they were warned that it was pretty much up to random chance if it would implode or not and that they just got lucky that particular time.

It's like buying a ladder only rated for 180 pounds and then sending multiple 300 pound linemen up and down that same ladder. Sure the ladder can probably handle that a few times - because typically rated equipment is built to withstand much more than what they're rated for - but the metal is going to fatigue each time. And eventually some poor bastard is gonna discover the failure point the hard way.

>>716108840
Wouldnt this crash the fish dollar?>>716109965
Quintessential gem.

>>716138317
People used to die of scurvy so that a nobleman can have his guest watch a pineapple rot in his living room. Things change.

>>716107126
I save this picture every time I see it

>>716149517
>explored
I read it as "exploded" at first and thought to myself
>Hell yeah!

>>716125980
Any time I see a play through of this I'm rapidly reminded of how many fucking tokens you'd have to sink (heh) into this shit to actually finish it. Or be lucky enough to show up on a free play night and it NOT being already hogged by someone else

>>716154905
Do you have a machine near you?

>>716155038
Arcade like 20 mins away has one yeah

>>716155105
Sweet. There used to be one in a Wal-Mart my family went to when I was a little kid, but I never got the chance to play before they took it out.

Subnautica is one of the most popular franchises of all time

>>716103315 (OP)
>tfw no Mermaids game

>>716109965
i need a book to feel like this

>>716108840
>If you could reach the bottom of the ocean and comb it
what, all of it? all 70% of the entire surface of the earth, 99% of that being in pitch black?

>>716149008
I was thinking of doing the trash bag trick and running to Mars

>>716147442
Couldn't you realistically just give them a blood thickener before doing this and they would survive

>>716107207
DAGGERS - CHECK
CHAINS - CHECK

>>716120205
>>716120728
if we were meant to go underwater we would have gills
if we were meant to go to space we would have wings
concentrate on what is really important: sending aid to Africa

>>716138561
>gay little hearts everywhere
FAAAAAAAAAGS

>>716156898
Based.

>>716156597
That's quite a fucking big bag

>>716125070
this might be the first and single instance of a jak post that is actually funny

>>716108840
>>716138560
see you later dorks, i already hired these divers to do it for me

>>716156898
ROCKS - CHECK
LASER BEAMS - CHECK

Anyone else here waits for this to come out?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2302470/Full_Fathom/
Liked the demo however it was rather repetetive in content.

>>716107126
Marine archaeologist here. This is my favorite image of all time. It's 100% true, btw.

>>716109965
Close second

>>716125070
This is literally me. I watched too much squid girl as a teenager and now habitually use sea creature puns in my everyday speech.

>>716156818
No, it would still expand. Pressure is a violent entity. There is no fighting it, only firm resistance or slow acclimation. It's why divers go down either in sealed hardsuits or spend hours, potentially days, degassing during their ascents. If you wanted to bring a blobfish up, the best way would be to trap it at depth in a pressurized container and slowly depressurise it over time so it can adapt to lower pressures.

>>716107207
Mermaids vs semi aquatic dinosaurs game sounds sick as fuck

>>716103315 (OP)
>Aquanaut’s Holiday
>Aquanaut’s Holiday: Hidden Memories
>Endless Ocean
>Endless Ocean Blue World
>Endless Ocean Luminous
>Beyond Blue
>Jaws Unleashed
There’s a bunch of them.

>>716113415
No that doesn't make sense

>>716119248
Ok but what if there's a portal to another dimension in some cave in the ocean

>>716119248
This doesn't show us shit

>>716113345
This is just so randumb teenage girl on tumblr humor, this isn't his writing style lol. you gave money to some jeet fraud

>>716119939
These things look like demonic muppets like how the fuck is this real

>>716126754
>How do you cope with this?
I don't really have to. I'm pretty much completely indifferent to it. I like earth, it's cool here. We have mountains and rivers and shit, have you ever gone innawoods and listened to the coyotes howling or woke up in a tent and drank coffee by the fire? Fuck mars, mars doesn't have that. Earth would be completely sustainable if it wasn't for China, eventually everybody else is gonna get sick of them too

>>716158750
lol

>>716137319
Me when I saw that picture for the first time just now: :|

>>716162048
You know how they reproduce right?

>>716162502
Globohomo isn't going to let you experience post-scarcity, anon. It doesn't matter if Earth COULD be sustainable for everyone. It's GOING to be sustained or abandoned by a small few after inventing excuses to kill you.

>>716113085
You're probably the same guy that fucked that monkfish

>>716162782
No

>>716162981
Nevermind now I do

>>716120107
>feel sad for dumb people
>Indians no less
No need anon

>>716163069
Well that's no fun, I wanted to post it myself.

>>716138317

Forget the fact that eating bugs is fucking disgusting. The worst part isn't that, it's that they don't want us to eat cattle and other meat, and insist on pushing bugs to people who don't want it. Maybe future generations will take it, but for all the shit people eat from people in charge, let that be one thing they don't push through just yet.

>>716106446
>used fr
fucking zoomers ruining eveything

>>716166278
ya

Arabian Nights and Disposable Hero both have entire levels set underwater.
The Disposable Hero example is very on point it is not only a space shooter with an underwater level but it has fish in submarines. I guess the water pressure is so high there that even the fish need submarines.

>>716107207
This is the sickest elevator pitch I've ever heard.

>>716103315 (OP)
START exploring your Sexuality

>>716161347
Think about it for two seconds

>>716126754
Mars is boring as fuck. Call me back when we can travel outside our middling ass solar system.

>>716126754
>How do you cope with this?
By living vicariously through vidya spanning across multiple genres.

>>716155105
What city is that cabinet in?

>>716107126
Surely this image was higher quality last time I saw it?

>>716169585
No

>>716138317
>My grandpa used to tell me how most seafood was considered food for poor people who couldn't affort real meat back in the day, but now it's considered a delicacy
Just like caviar and lobster. Then again the elites of that time were too busy wiping out entire species like the Dodo and certain kinds of sea turtles because the meat was pure delish.

>>716126754
>Wants to colonize Mars
>Does so by making it more like Earth
Why not just stay on Earth?

>>716111029
>Going up the fourth layer in Made in Abyss

>>716114405
It was faster than that in fact

>>716162857
>It's GOING to be sustained or abandoned by a small few after inventing excuses to kill you.
>Inb4 Dark Forest
It'll be just the Khmer Rogue getting into a fight with someone that can actually shoot back for once.

>>716103315 (OP)
Keep the fuck off my coral land-niggers

>>716127936
That's not colonizing it, that's turning it into an off world mining camp

>>716162502
>tfw the coyote howls sound like someone screaming "HELP MEEEE"
It's scary as fuck. They actually do this, look it up.

>>716107207
Ok that actually looks sick.

>>716103315 (OP)
The ocean is empty as shit

>>716171724
>implying that was a coyote
Watch out for those wendigos bro. That's 500 years in the making.

>>716120728
>99.9999% nothing
and the 0.0001% is orders of magnitude bigger than what all humans throughout the history have ever seen combined

>>716171587
>tap into the wells of infinite wealth via space mining
>local slave operations implode in real time as they start moving their operations off world
>planet cracking at scale for those juicy minerals
>have to engage in a level of brutality to prevent miner uprisings and potential colony drops from those that never had anything to lose in the first place

>>716107207
Dang... this game has very scary potentials

Space is cool and full of interesting stuff. Sea is boring and full of gay fish.

>>716172201
>discover alien artifact
>listen to the voices
>need to be made whole
>???
>profit

Fuck you, I liked it.

>>716122653
>commissioned furry porn including a Morgana from Persona sex animation
can't believe Gianni was based all along

>>716125070
'emmy. I miss the times when it was "le incomprehensible woahjaks" and basedquoting. Those were fun.
>>716127936
>no hydrogen
Oh oh.

>>716172621
dang, spooky. What is this from? im a huge sucker for deep sea monsters and especially in games (which is severely lacking)

>>716131643
yeah Sirens RPG

>>716160940
Treasures of the deep?

>>716155631
there is that mobile game that has a mermaid aquarium

>>716107117
A miserable little pile of dihydrogen oxide molecules.
But enough.. Have at you.

>>716174828
wait nvm it's from Underwater, a lame meh movie from 2020 with boring ass Kristen stewart. Forgot i even saw it...

>>716125070

>>716175257
I'm a diverfag, think I'll like it or will I be bored/crash out from scientific inaccuracies/etc?

>>716125980
>Once there was a sea deeper, emptier than any sea.

>>716171724
>>716171939
Heed this advice anon

>>716107054
>space the most dangerous of all
Anon, you can survive longer without equipment in space than in the abyss.

>>716176337
I feel like that's wrong but I really don't know anything about space or the ocean so I can't argue it in good faith

>>716176413
It's not a lot longer but exposure to the deep sea is like an under 1 second death while exposure to outer space is like a 6 second death.

>>716176590
Learned something new today. That's cool, thanks bro. I always thought space's vacuum would implode you quicker

>>716103315 (OP)
never ever

>>716176694
Vacuum doesn't implode you, there's no pressure. Because of that, you basically get super-bends because everything expands and boats up. Since we're not super saggy like fish, it wouldn't be as bad as a blobfish. The no oxygen and coldness mean you could technically survive, like 20 seconds tops in space, but you'd get permanent brain damage since you'd go unconscious and having deoxygenated blood flow through and fuck it up. That's the other part of what would kill you fast- no oxygen, combined with the no pressure.

>>716103315 (OP)
Ocean and underwater stuff is always relegated to horror and for good reason. I think about that footage of the russian diver sinking 100 meters in 7 minutes and realizing there's nothing he can do to save himself.

>>716120728
>99.9999% nothing
>"Resources" are so far that you can't possibly reach them
>Only serves as a reminder that we are stuck on Earth with no escape
And yet if there were some foreseen doomsday event (unavoidable planet-killing asteroid, gamma ray burst, neighboring star going kablooey, etc) you'd bet your foreskin millions of people would willingly create and board Generation Ships so that their greatx25 descendants could possibly set foot on another planet instead of perishing on Earth.

>>716145553
early detection satellites and just launching objects of equal speed at the incoming objects to make them completely stop in their tracks

>>716177332
>neighboring star going kablooey
Thankfully no such stars in our stellar neighbourhood

>>716177704
Heh, yeah. Thank God for that.

>>716103315 (OP)
just watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LrcTa0dDmw
it is interesting and not made for morons

>>716103315 (OP)
Wtf we found fried shrimp in the ocean?

>>716120384
The first fish and bugs aren't related thoughbeit. Haikouichthys and buggers diverged evolutionarily around when the Bilaterals evolved. The common consensus these days is that fish, mollusks, and buggers diverged evolutionarily in the Ediacaran around the same time and fish did not evolve from buggers.

>>716175798
I watched it, it's boring, not scary, and sucks.

>>716125070
That's just your average Splatoon localization...

>>716130232
And that's a good thing!

>>716106241
that is where the tic tacs are from

>>716171362
Earth is full and we're not allowed to kill the undeserving anymore because empire is bad or something.

>>716106567
lost at sea sailing survival game that transitions into Myst like mystery game...

just thought of this

>>716106567
merchant marine sim

>>716152851
Pineapples became a display commodity in the early/mid 1700s and Captain James Cook proved that citrus cured scurvy in the late 1700s. But there were previous captains that had already surmised that citrus would cure scurvy around the time Pineapple Mania started.

>>716170946
Yes I've definitely seen it years ago. There was also the same edit of the actual photograph but I haven't been able to find it.

>>716171287
False. Dodo tasted like trash. Everyone complained that it was awful and they'd rather eat hardtack.

The dodo was prized for its eggs. The eggs were yummy, like all eggs, but the dodos were useless other than laying the eggs.

>>716103315 (OP)
I will forever hate China for doing so much damage to the ocean and environment. Nuke that shithole, it will be better for the environment long-term

>>716177704
Yeah, about that...
>At present, there are 12 near-Earth supernova candidates within 300 parsec (980 light years)

>>716179651
Harry Truman sacked MacArthur because the latter wanted to nuke China.

>>716180034
Yeah that would have been le based nukes dont cause any environmental damage

>>716111494
nah takes too long. I want my grouper sammies NOW

>>716103315 (OP)
Because space is more interesting. Space lets us have more biomes and lifeforms because we get to visit different planets and asteroid fields. We also get to have many factions striving for power and conquest. It all depends how creative the developers are.

>>716179651
You dont need fish

>>716106132
meanwhile the fascinating space creatures
pic related

>>716106135
Same reason why they send the satellite to the space instead of the ocean.

>>716180253
Bro china doesn't even have birds in their cities. That's how fucking bad it is. At this point a nuke is an improvement for mother nature, the entire land mass needs an environmental reset to recover.

I kinda liked that sushi game

I make-a da sushi wahee

>>716106567
Another game like Subnautica but not made by faggots.

>>716126754
I can cope easily, since Mars is a fucking waste.
Everything Mars has, is also on the Moon.. Mars got popular due to science fiction and pipedreams, but the Moon is actually a legitimate better stepping stone by a wide margin.

Just gotta worry about that damnable lunar dust.

>deepwater fish and other animals literally need the strong enough pressure to keep their shit in because without it they just melt over and die
Weak. These creatures are not worth billions to investigate.

>>716181510
China doesn't have birds because Mao ordered the military to wipe them all out because he thought they were annoying.

>>716107058
>>716107126

>>716182831
It wasn't just the military it was a citizen order to wipe them from the face of the earth.

>>716107207
Someone literally made a Murmaider game?
>>716156898
KEK

>>716171480
They died faster than that, but the full destruction of the sub as viewed from the outside would have taken slightly longer.

>>716113372
By the time you get to cave diving your finning/hovering/buoyancy control skills should be on point that you never kick up silt in the first place
I agree though cave diving seems uninteresting from the people I've talked to who have done it undertook it as a way to improve their diving skills, otherwise it is just looking at wet rocks. Apparently the water visibility is insane though completely unlike any sea/fresh water.

Space is less scary than underwater

>>716136269
Now I want seafood.

>>716138317
Anyone who takes XKCD seriously a fucking retard who doesn't understand science or math on any level.

>>716184410
What does XKCD have to do with shrimp and lobsters and crabs being bugs?

>>716126754
>How do you cope with this?
With the simple fact that Mars is covered in cancer dust and surviving there is nigh impossible in the first place because of it

>>716184496
The dust is the least of your worries. The low gravity would probably kill you before the dust.

>>716184485
The retarded webcomic put that objectively incorrect idea in a lot of peoples' heads. Learn biology.

>>716184691
If millipedes/centipedes are bugs, so are crustaceans.

>>716184832
>so are crustaceans.
No they aren't. By your retarded logic, barnacles are bugs.

>>716185201
Barnacles are bugs and have the longest penis to body size ratio on Earth

>>716185513
>Barnacles are bugs
You're a fucking retard.

>>716185561
t. bug eater

>>716185691
t. poorfag who can't afford good seafood

>>716185749
I don't eat seafood. I eat avians and mammals.

>>716185561
He's correct, though. If myriapods are bugs, and they are commonly accepted as bugs, then so are crustaceans since crustaceans are more closely related to "true insects" than myriapods are.

Roly-poly = bug
Centipede = bug
Crab = bug
Shrimp = bug
Lobster = bug

>>716185876
>mammals
You eat rats?

>>716186315
I eat rats with wings. If I was starving I would eat a regular rat too. The only animals I wouldn't eat are hyper predators like tigers or polar bears, not just because it's illegal to hunt them, but because hypercarnivores can have toxic levels of vitamin A in their flesh.

>>716186275
Your logic is flawed. Dinosaurs aren't birds.

>>716186315
You don't?

>>716186449
>rats with wings
This nigger cause covid

>>716186275
Shrimps is bugs
>>716186452
That doesn't mean birds aren't dinosaurs

>>716186452
That has nothing to do with the argument at hand.

>>716186498
People have been eating pigeons for millennia. The passenger pigeon in the New World was killed off by people eating them by the dozens. Even ostensibly white people like the French STILL eat them.

>>716186870
>people
>French

>>716186767
Muh common ancestor is the whole argument.

>>716103315 (OP)
I agree
space exploration will forever remain in the domain of science fiction because the distances are too big, even if we somehow managed to travel at 99% the speed of light it is still unironically too slow. we should just focus on the ocean and forget about the space meme.

>>716126754
>live to see Mars colonized
>its just other people doing things you'll never get to experience yourself
literally no different than most things now, you are not missing out on anything.

>>716108840
>you could literally become the richest man in the world overnight!
That's not how it works.