Thread 716104630 - /v/ [Archived: 103 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:38:19 AM No.716104630
file
file
md5: 9f13bc2d67f0a2545927845e5cd1a4d6🔍
ugliest art style I ever fucking saw

for that reason I refuse to play it.
Replies: >>716104787 >>716105090 >>716108136
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:39:54 AM No.716104732
>get told all the time this is the best game ever made
>boot it up
>base character has slow as fuck shots, feels like shit
>damage is super low, everything takes 5 years to die
>the only way to get out of it is get lucky until you get items that make everything die instantly but even then enemies don't pose any threat to you and aren't fun to kill
>hitbox is is in your fucking shadow for some reason???
This whole game just feels like shit to play.
Replies: >>716104838 >>716108136
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:39:56 AM No.716104735
file
file
md5: 33c3b4ae2a98ab5c267c1eb4036eda9c🔍
Undermine 2 comes out in 15 hours. Now there's a game worth playing. I know it's good because I played the first game and I know it's not ugly because I have eyes.
Replies: >>716104925
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:40:17 AM No.716104752
Fuck, anon won't play the game.. It's over...
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:00 AM No.716104787
>>716104630 (OP)
hello landon.
Replies: >>716104894
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:01 AM No.716104789
902591
902591
md5: df852c63a0231fb94f76b7c8b1cbd2ee🔍
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:27 AM No.716104823
file
file
md5: 0b5b0f00b662d0c29869f755b6816f9d🔍
speaking of ugly trash, here's another one. Even undertale is more aesthetically pleasing than this.
Replies: >>716105205 >>716107242
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:44 AM No.716104838
>>716104732
I quit playing it years ago because it kept being balanced for the top 0.5% of players
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:42:35 AM No.716104894
>>716104787
here we go with the schizo internet drama accusations. No I am not the boogeyman that exists only in your mind.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:43:06 AM No.716104925
>>716104735
>Early Crapccess
Replies: >>716105253
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:45:56 AM No.716105090
Forg of honesty
Forg of honesty
md5: 9de92ff645e06994b5a04f1ab252be11🔍
>>716104630 (OP)
I remember seeing a sanctimonious weirdo here a long time ago who said he despised The Binding of Isaac simply because many rooms had little cartoon poops everywhere.

He was sincerely upset about cartoon poop.
Replies: >>716105162 >>716105204
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:46:41 AM No.716105141
Same. Would totally play this if it actually had a cool aesthetic and not "haha poop teehee you use tears as a weapon"
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:47:02 AM No.716105162
>>716105090
based sanctimonious weirdo. fart jokes have never been funny.
Replies: >>716105317 >>716105451
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:47:41 AM No.716105204
>>716105090
funny, that's what landon said too. he also refunded the game after an hour because he beat mom's heart and thought "well, i beat the game." retard all around.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:47:43 AM No.716105205
>>716104823
I generally don't like metroidvanias, but I'll have to disagree with you. The art is well done.
Replies: >>716105357
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:48:23 AM No.716105253
>>716104925
That's right, I play early access games. You have no idea how much garbage I play, actually, but I would never stoop as low as playing binding of isaac.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:49:08 AM No.716105317
>>716105162
>Poop
>Fart jokes
Retard
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:49:48 AM No.716105357
>>716105205
you can't disagree with me
Replies: >>716105476
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:51:35 AM No.716105451
>>716105162
Humorless psychopath
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:52:01 AM No.716105476
1741889929994608
1741889929994608
md5: f2b9d0a93c09c8e78405cf510a750eb4🔍
>>716105357
Yes i can
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:52:33 AM No.716105510
1659108081631
1659108081631
md5: de47d20961e550ce9d703f69d1c762a5🔍
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:21:55 AM No.716107242
>>716104823
Yeah i forced myself to play it a bit and i cannot pass over the art style. People says it's one of the best game in his genre but i really can't. People are also waiting for silksong when i personally don't give a fuck.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:36:16 AM No.716108136
file
file
md5: 7ac4587a44da21eb580e49993c9dbad0🔍
>>716104630 (OP)
I can empathise.
I liked the flash version of the game from well over a decade ago. When they remade the game with rebirth I was really turned off by the pixel art.
It wasn't until about a year ago that it drummed up enough interest with all the expansions to give it a shot.
It looks like ass but I don't think it could have been designed with any other style. It helps with the readability of things and the overlaying costumes couldn't be replicated in anything but 3D. But because of how much stuff goes on in later runs it already buckles under its current pixel art and slows down with how many particles can be on screen, I can't imagine it'd be any better in 3D. For that reason I can kind of forgive the choice of artstyle.

>>716104732
And this is an interesting case. They should make this clearer when buying it but it's formulated in an ass backwards way.
It's a remake of a flash game. when you buy it and start a new save you are initially only ever going to play and see things that were in the flash game. It opens way the fuck up the more that you play it to the point of it turning into a completely different experience the more it goes on.
The amount of mechanics you eventually unlock that are going to be constantly overlayed atop eachother is impressive top see in motion.
But yeah, buying and playing what is intially a basic flash game feels like ass.