Thread 716106939

how many knuckles deep do you go in the shower

i have no idea what that means

wtf man are you like a dog or something what does this mean glory to the CCP

>>716106939 (OP)
I don't finger myself in the shower, I'm there to get clean, not dirty. In bed, I usually go for a nice deep one finger, two if I'm frisky that day

>>716107146
Keep your fingers out of your ass.

>>716108727
Who said that? That hole is exit only. I use my pussy for all my needs

>>716106939 (OP)
K'nuckles?

>>716107118
what's the cutest meiling picture you have

Not retro.

>>716110142
He will NEVER be one of us and doesn't deserve the name Laura

I don't get this OP

SHIT MATA

>>716110002
big fan of what hammer drew a long time ago, the whole collection this comes from is cute (even if i am not the biggest meisaku fan) and has a lot of cute chinas
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3832?page=1

A fairy is currently holding me at gunpoint telling me to go into the pitfall please help

kwab

>>716110142
This post makes me feel so validated!

stop saying that about miko >:(

malemou

I LOVE THIS UNSTABLE SITE

>three threads
>>716110142
>>716113910
this image makes me feel validated :)

>>716113445
very cute, thanks for sharing

................I didn't know the site was down I was playing red dead

>>716113445
It's cute

Who's the newest zoomer touhou that replaces Sanae?

>>716115636
I say this and look like this

Aya

>>716106939 (OP)
Early 2000s is the absolute cutoff for retro. Everything after that is the same as everything else aside from the drop in quality.

>>716116354
I like the Astoria bridge better anyway.

>>716106939 (OP)
Ask Meira balls

>>716110142
100% of touhou "enjoyers", I wonder what it is about this series that causes such intense mental illness

Narumi

>>716118620
Just the NIN soundtrack.

>>716106939 (OP)
I've been practicing and can get down to hilt with two fingers stuffed in. I usually go weak kneed after tho, so I would be completely helpless if someone broke in....

>>716119484
.......what?

Be better.

>>716116726
thiser

>>716118620
>>716119213
I like quake a lot, I've played a shit ass load of maps and AD is probably the best singleplayer fps there is.
But I don't like the NIN soundtrack. I think it's dumb.

>>716119713
I have played most of chapter one and it's interesting pre-Fragile NIN.

>>716118620
>Bro what you mean everyone hasn't played everything

>>716120095
It really didn't sell well compared to doom, most people never bothered and the map design was shortly made obsolete by games like half life and goldeneye.

I just watched alien covenant it sucked but is also the 5th best movie in the franchise.

>>716120631
Oops I meant Romulus.

>>716106939 (OP)
none, because I'm not a woman. i would like it if i can shit correctly without diapers in the future.

>>716121281
in your thirties you'll realize it doesn't matter and you'll be using depends soon enough regardless

"Lady Yasaka, why are you being so unreasonable..." I can only sigh in frustration. It has been over an hour since I arrived at the boundary between Gensokyo and the Outside World. I have been tasked by Lady Yasaka to wait for her laptop to finish downloading the latest update for the video game she has been religiously playing. I had to find a weak spot in the barrier left by her to find a strong internet connection as she distracted Lady Ran in the meantime. I really don't know how this relates to my duties, but I cannot help but accept her pleas. What I am really worried about is not Lady Yukari, no, but the Hakurei shrine maiden. The Sage works in ways i do not understand, but she is one i do very much understand from experience. "Oh no..." I can only shudder thinking what she would do if she founds out our scheme.

"This is taking too long..." As the download trudges along, I ponder the circumstances that led me to this predicament. Lady Yasaka has grown obsessed with the game Nitori recommended to her. Naturally this has been a great opportunity for Lady Moriya to constantly tease her as being childish, which I admit has been a daily source of amusement. All the constant talk of video games at the shrine reminded me of the past. After entering Gensokyo, I pretty much cut all ties to the Outside World, including video games, but parts of it still linger in me...I was never a 'hardcore' gamer, but I do enjoy a great story from a video game when I see one. So when I was still in school, what little allowance I had to save for the few games I bought, I bought for the story. A particular one i liked was this RPG game "Final Fantasy X." It had a beautiful love story I was so enamored with, I even bought it's follow-up sequel on release.

"Hmmm..." I wonder in curiosity what the true fate of the protagonists. Although I haven't made completed the sequel, I do know it has multiple endings, but no canon one. Since I have an internet connection and some time to spare, I figured this would be a good chance to find out the true ending. I opened the browser and pointed it to my go-to website for video game discussions, GameFAQs. It's quite confusing navigating the website's new layout, but I managed to login my account and find the board for the game. Luckily, I stumbled upon an active topic discussing the various endings of the game.

Sabrewolf42 - The only thing I liked in X2 was the bad ending where Yuna accepts Tidus is dead. Shouldve been the true ending imo
kotiya_S - So which really was the true ending?
tajalove - None, they shouldve left the first game alone
kotiya_S - No really I want to know.
bigGirth - its the one where they got reunited, but it was a waste anyway since he got gibbed by kicking a bomb he thought was a blitzball lol
peelzhere - Yeah the happy ending in x2 is really the bad ending in the long run. Yuna was selfless to her detriment even in the first game, but Tidus told her to be more selfish and do things that would make her happy. Wishing to see Tidus again made Fayth start dreaming again and Sin being reborn
kotiya_S - whatt why how did that happen!?
tajalove - dont bother, squeenix sure didnt. At least they had the decency to spare us a garbage threequel, tho i kinda wanna see tidus get blown up in full hd glory lol
bigGirth - too bad with the newer lore we only got books and shit, really shows how the first game was from a better time
peelzhere - Yeah their recent games doesn't hold a candle to their retro titles. ps2 truly was a golden era for square enix. They had tons of bangers
kotiya_S - huh no no retro consoles are NES and SNES right? the PS2 is not that old!
tajalove - bro, ps2 came out 25 years ago, and PS3 is almost legal, where tf you been?

"Eh?"

Why can't Sanae land a boyfriend?

Meira and Sanae co-op retro gaming

But Sanae is jewish

I am Narumi's boyfriend

I'm not reading that.

imagine chatting with sanae online while catching her up on the outside world's events

>>716110142
>average Blue Archive player

Someone please make a DiPP basedjak

where is the microdrama?

>>716123148
based and insensitive crimson slasher

>>716125686
Fuck off back to your designated shitting thread in /jp/

>>716125764
microbroken

>>716109475
Pls be in London.

>>716126115
Meirabong...