Thread 716108308

>>716108308 (OP)
Depends on how much sleep i had

>>716108308 (OP)
I'll be honest I would taken that axe to the face in his place. So no I don't.

>swinging the axe fucking backwards

either this is fake or he's literally retarded

>>716108759
It may have rotated in his hands when he hit the floor

>>716108308 (OP)
This is the first time I have seen someone survive a security cam video like this

>>716108581
Same. I don't know why my reaction to abrupt shit happening is to just stop but i hate it

Who was in the wrong here, bros?

>chink reads a poorly translated edition of Crime and Punishment
>tries to become chinkolnikov
>fails

How can you even miss in a narrow hallway?

>>716108308 (OP)
Why isn't the elevator crushing them?

>>716108308 (OP)
>yep... thats me... you're probably wondering how i got here...

The most impressive part of this isn’t even the dodge, it’s the near instantaneous deployment of his belt as a whip

>>716109359
The guy who telegraphed his attack too obviously

>>716108759
desu if it hit you in the head you still would be sorry

>>716109908
Sorry for what?

>>716110065
sorry for being bad at dodging

>>716108308 (OP)
>No one died
Impressive for chinks.

>>716108308 (OP)
Ah, the ol side step and billy club to the throat move, classic. He was not impressed lol

>>716109712
Belt self defense is a very common thing in countries where guns and even pepper spray is banned. Can't explain why you are carrying a sock filled with coins but belts and canes are easy.

>>716108308 (OP)
insane reaction time, I would have died

I would've TANKED that

>>716110148
yep
key chains also work

>>716110065
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.

>>716108759
3 guys in the elevator, if he hit with the blade the axe would get stuck in the first guy and would take extra time to get it back

How do you win this fight?

>>716110818
Especially since they’re a good size n all

>>716109736
The attacker doesn't look the most physically fit FWIW. Unless you do regular resistance training with weights of an offsetting nature, think steel maces, clubs or even kettlebells, you are not going to have the lats or back muscles to swing that hatchet with any speed or precision.

>>716110971
Is this ai?
They move like ai

>>716110148
Some places allow you to carry knives too up to a certain inch, they never state width and if they do just get the largest blade within those parameters to carry and only attack with it if you are targeted by a group or an armed assailant. Basis of escalating threat as the defender without being considered the attacker. Unless you are cucked in a place like UK or Korea anyway just take the charge and explain to courts it was self defense and just man the fuck up, stand by what you did and it carries weight.

>>716110971
Aim for middle of the chest, practice plyometric push ups, commando pull ups and running, get as huge as possible while still able to move about athletically.

>>716110971
Look at how many of these disgusting roaches there are. Makes me sick just looking at it

>>716108308 (OP)
If it was me in there, things would have gone a lot differently. There would have been a lot more feces in that elevator.

>>716110148
Helps the belt buckles and sometimes belt ends are made of steel so you can it into a makeshift flail.

>>716108308 (OP)
Coward didn't expect that. Asked for someone else to bear it. Opportunist that attacked when seeing venrebility. I respect the axe man more. Put himself on the line. Gook scum probably deserved to be chopped to pieces. All in that elevator did.

>>716110971
The back and forth synchronized slapping looks like something out of Popeye

>>716108308 (OP)
I don't play QTE shit

>>716108759
Lmao we have a super hero right there boys look and laugh at his tiny penis hahahahahaha

>>716109485
He wasn't a mouth breathing lard burger who posts kpop.

>>716111674
I'm from Hungary.

>>716111742
>Hungry
You can't make this shit up...

>>716109446
>Russian """culture"""
Truly a fascinating specimen

>>716108870
what about the guy who kung fus the gun out of the dude's hand, mercs him, then walks away casually while everyone else in the store is pissing and shitting
somebody's gotta know the one i mean

>>716111816
You accidentally a letter.

>>716110971
>we have sumo at home

>>716108759
He's just Rodion Raskolnikov-pilled

>>716108308 (OP)
No. I might react a bit faster than these guys and flee in time that's it.

>>716112029
No wonder AI is doing better than these people.

>>716108581
>>716109279
no me, I must have been a deer of some kind in another life because if a person steps on a branch I explode to the other side of the room in 0.0001 seconds. Many times I was embarrassed as fuck and made to seem like a retard in front of a girl by getting spooked by something in the corner of my eye.

That said it saved me from a massive injury /death once so I ultimately cant complain. It also makes me pretty good at video games.

>>716110065
Sorry for not accepting jesus in your heart

>>716112029
Tbf, I probably wouldn't have known that the liquid was flammable. Still crazy how fast a simple spark could ignite all that alcohol. The guy who lit it didnt even escape being burned. He probably just wanted the guy dead.