>>716127394 (OP)i want to put eggs in his ass
>>716127421i want to put myself up his ass
>>716127394 (OP)How does Yoshi lay countless eggs when he's male?
>>716128558What's so funny
>>716127394 (OP)nortubel tier yoshi
what if a thwomp fell onto yoshi and squashed him flat haha
>>716127394 (OP)does being blue give him float power or make him spit out clouds to catch you ha ha
>>716127394 (OP)That's a cyan yoshi though
>>716127394 (OP)You can't really go wrong with any color of Yoshi.
That said, my favorite's pink.
Orange Yoshi has the most swag. Also I want to be churned into Yoshi pudge.
>>716128653that only makes him hotter
captcha Y(oshi) RAW A
>>716136587Yellow. The first sentence alone sold me.
>>716136587Black magic yoshi knows a lot of spells that he would test on you ha ha
>>716136587Yellow, I'll become a permanent resident of his belly
>>716137181For me it's the nose
>>716127583won't be that difficult when i keep shooting ropes inside him every day
>>716130894where are his shoes
Will Yoshi get his Odyssey/Bananza moment?
>>716141275What sort of powers should he get with bananza like forms?
Why do you guys find him sexy he's a fucking cartoon dinosaur
>>716141187I dunno. Any particular reason you honed in on that detail, dear anon?
>>716141442Yes, because he looks weird without them. I swear I don't have any ulterior motives for noticing that. You have to believe me anon!
>>716141275I hope so. Yoshi hasn't had a good game the the fucking SNES (Or the N64, if you're the type that enjoys the branching paths in Story)
>>716141275Definitely a possibility. Series is handled by third-party GoodFeel who has a less-than-stellar reputation, and that new building theyโre working on is meant specifically to bring series away from companies like them. Sure someone at nintendo wants to do yoshi justice
>>716142163https://twitter.com/lapatte_arts/status/1850272148150972701?s=46&t=XqrFPmFBeLn1zKdKUC8F4A
>>716142895>someone at nintendo wants to do yoshi
>Has an unlockable White Yoshi.
>Has an unlockable Black Yoshi.
What did they mean by this?
>>716144026Those were colors used in Island so should be added at some point.
If Yoshi could get bananza forms which would be the most ha ha
>yoshi with bananza forms
The internet is not ready for that level of ha ha
>>716136587I remember being in that thread...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0WQ4a64nfQ&t=2754s
>ITT: 45:54
I thought yoshi was cool, even wanted to name my son after him. Then I noticed all the gay porn, I still like yoshi but I am no longer naming my son that.
>>716146498s...source? nice pic
>>716141802I knew cyan Yoshi wasn't a WHORE
>>716146734Why did you think a dinosaur that shits out eggs and moans when he jumps was cool
>>716148637Probably because my first cognitive thought didn't start with me squeezing my dick like some kind of faggot.
>>716143402What'd he find?
>>716143402post the next you coward
What would you order at Yoshi's?
>>716152571Can you order eggs based on who Yoshi ate to make them?
>>716152614That's not on the menu, anon. It's a family establishment.
>>716149198>passive agressive toneBut You ARE faggot.
>>716146734Yoshi is just a regular ass Japanese name. It's the equivalent of having a horse named Jim.
>>716154573>Yoshi talksRuined.
I don't know about all this vore shit I just want Yoshi to brrring-ha on my penis
I always wanted to bang Yoshi because I saw them as females.
Imagine my horror when its all fat and gay art.
>>716127421>hisboys can't get pregnant
>>716154498>e6 categorizes by yoshi colordidn't know it was that important
>>716136587Do they have a Yoshi that won't eat me and also likes getting fucked?
>>716146734You need to either low iq feral animal or special kind of sick fuck to bring not just innocent soul but your very own child into this slowly rotting hell.
>>716154909There are like, at least three in that image that fit that description, but asking for a Yoshi with no vore is like asking for a Birdo without DSL.
>>716155430idk what DSL is but im just not into vore
>>716155430yoshi with pirhana plant lips
>>716154746But you still jacked off right?
>>716128653>humongous nose, large eyes, back of head taken up by jawbonewhere's his brain?
>>716156246You're not supposed to be attracted to piranha plants
>>716145118The bananza forms are only buff because DK is buff I assume bananza forms look different for other users.
I don't understand vore at all. Are you into getting devoured or the one doing the devouring?
>>716156793Getting devoured.
>>716136587Can I get a mix of Blue and Orange with Brown's love of stink? No piss marking, though, not into piss
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>>716156793Depends on the person, but for me, it's the former.
I'd blame cartoons and vidya, but it was an interest I had before I even found it there.
>>716156793It's a tent so large you can find something appealing to your niche taste or be overcome by how goddamn stupid it is
>>716152571>>716152812What's on the menu then? I need to know so I make a proper order.
>>716156793smothering and facesitting and I'm good
>>716157549https://www.mariowiki.com/index.php?title=Dash_Food#List_of_food
>>716152571>Make a wet, hacking cough into the drive thru speaker>Wait 2 seconds>Cough again even harder>Spit out mucus>Sniff up phlegm>Cough one more time>5 seconds pass>"Lemme get uhhhh">"Borger"
>>716146734>character is designed to get his ass ridden by Mario who is a fat, ugly bastard>act surprised when there's gay porn
>>716157657food is stored in the tail
>>716157904>Mario who is a fat, ugly bastardMario's a mildly pudgy and decently attractive 25 year old manlet. He's literally as far from "fat bastard" as you can get without being a twink outright.
>>716157727A Hawaiian baked ham with pineapple and a fried egg on top, served on leaves
>>716127394 (OP)that's cyan yoshi, not to be confused with the darker blue yoshi
>>716141442i love barefoot yoshis........
>>716142120Do they even exist?
>>716157727>breadbasket with a koopa troopa-shaped bread sculpture topperThat feels just a little morbid.
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>>716157727>A set of three kebabs with various meats and vegetables, including a Super MushroomI would just order these for the variety.
>>716158230>mildly pudgyMaybe on planet burger.
>>716159402sayexxxxxoooooooo.................
>>716160271do furries go too far or not far enough
threads like these demonstrate why nintendo will never ever put yoshi in the spotlight in any serious production
>>716160627Yoshi is simply relegated to be an invincible character so littlest kids can beat the game.
>>716156305Only to the few female ones and no-genitals I came across.
>>716158642There's a Yoshi on the Excess Express who talks about how he wants to go home to be with his wife in the thousand year door.
So there's at least the implication that girl Yoshis exist.
>>716160457not far enough it's too bad he privated his FA page. don't know where he is now or if he even still draws cute gay yoshis
>>716160869What if his wife is a Birdo
>>716160964Imagine the freaks the kids would be
>>716160627>Meanwhile at Nintendo
>>716158515The cute little shoes are the best part of Yoshi's design. I'll never understand footfags.
>>716146498>all these new arts because of the delivery boy yoshi in SMKWyoshifags we eating good
>>716161357>the shoes stay on during sex, my cute Yoshi husbando
oh no! yoshi got caught by a big dragon haha...........
>>716161762okay now post the followup where he (the yoshi) eats him (the big dragon)
I wish we got more fem yoshi art during the super crown era
>>716161173Lol some faggot really thought they were getting away with something with this
>>716161489>delivery boyit's joever, this man is getting vored
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>>716161173Add these eyelashes to a yoshi
>>716167738In literally not one single game is Yoshi a feral animal
>win a minigame
>flash your ass to the competition
What did he mean by this?
Do you think goodfeel could pull off a decent yoshiโs island 2?
>>716167738no the hell he isn't.
>>716167829technically there was one.
>>716167829Tell that to the literally countless Shy Guys, Goombas, Koopas, Cheep-Cheeps and many others that were eaten by one.
>>716170067Those are all sentient and talk in the games
>>716168893asserting dominance
>>716161762>boshi showed they have dino claws>everyone ignores this
>>716156793Getting devoured. It's a comfort thing
>>716171327boshi is a non canon squaresoft creation.
>>716136587Black sounds the most fun to be honest. Just weird wild shit happening
if he can get some kamek style growth/monster magic and throw it on me hot damn would that be spicy
>>716170131That's no comfort for all the critters that got SWALLOWED ALIVE by a rampaging dinosaur.
One that -could- survive eating fruit, mind you.
>>716171857Anon, it's the Mario setting. Even if they get digested they probably just end up a Boo or Dry Bones or something, assuming they don't have any extra lives. That's like, a minor inconvenience at best.
>>716171327Yoshi trims his claws
>>716127394 (OP)Imagine being tiny behind a Yoshi and it lays an egg, and then the Yoshi sits on you haha
>>716171327Boshi also has fangs and different back scales. There's something different about him compared to regular yoshis. Since the unused Bahamutt sprite resembles him, maybe he's part dragon? Even the used one has his claws and fangs. Interbreeding may be possible since Yoshis seem to be related to dragons (dragon coin, "super dragon" final smash). Wish they would elaborate on Boshi more, but his situation is similar to Geno's
It still bothers me how the very first tutorial message in Yoshi's Island depicts Yoshi making an egg while blushing and sweating, implying that this is not something that he does often.
getting sat on, stepped on, eaten rocks but has anyone considered the following
>>716175404That bothers you and not the fact that the Yoshi's are male and make eggs by consuming random things?
>>716127394 (OP)I wish he ate me, and rather than the mercy of an egg, he just digested me into Yoshi poop and tail fat
>>716175404I think that just implies that eggmaking requires some degree of strain, like weightlifting.
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>>716127394 (OP)love how many yoshi threads i see popping up.....keep it up yoshibros
>>716156793Getting devoured. It feels nice.
>>716177868I'd like to think that is not a vore art but just yoshi's way of hugging
>>716178102haha, yeah, hugging...
even if it is then gosh darn that's one helluva kinky hug
>>716178102It can always be both.
>>716178285What is it about yoshi and autism? (Or mario in general, plenty of autism oc shit out there)
>>716178102Being egged is the sincerest form
>>716178281>spoileri know but they still look really cute
>>716178285Source on the blushing yoshi in the lower right?
>>716178625According to the artist, it's a bunch of childhood doodles of Yoshi they did as a kid, so there's no posted full versions anywhere.
>>716178102What if you got vored but liked it?
>>716178356This
>>716178804Oh, so all of the images in
>>716178285 are from the same artist?
>replaying Yoshi's Island
>some levels have enemies that as far as I can tell are just regular animals like penguins and monkeys
>Yoshi cannot swallow those
I always thought that was interesting.
I guess Nintendo thought it would be... cruel?
Would it be?
I don't ever fap to Yoshi. I dunno why, maybe he's too soft and round looking. It's like jacking to Kirby or Sonic.
>>716179998>It's like jacking to Kirbyjokes on you, kirby's cute too
Sonic's kinda lame but Vector and Big are hot
>>716179998...but Kirby is very clearly even softer and rounder?
>>716179884are his legs made out of jelly?
>>716180070>kirby ironically gets more lewd fanart not involving vore
>>716180070For me, it's Rotor the Walrus. Not into vore, but I want Rotor to tease me up close his snout, hug me so tight and joke about swallowing me all up, smooching all over my face, breathing on me, doing all that maw play of sorts.
>>716156793I'm into both and being the lucky belly rubbing observer
>always picked yoshi when i was a kid
>for the longest time thought jacking to my favorite childhood character is wrong
>and now here i am in this thread
still not into vore though
>>716180785i get the appeal but yoshi art where they give it the tiniest anemic little tail always feels a bit sacrilegious to me
>>716181127Agreed.
Frankly, Yoshi shouldn't have asscheeks at all. The way his body smoothly flows into the tail is one of his biggest charm points.
>>716136587The person who wrote this is forever doomed to remain virgin and never have children.
>>716181837I don't like humans, so I'm fine with that.
>>716181837>never have childrenprobably
>remain a virginnah, getting laid is easy mode when you're gay
>>716181837They live forever in our hearts
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>>716181219big huggable tail is a must
>>716181917you wrote that?
>>716182193Yeah.
>>716182172Based and agreed.
>>716177868>>716178281>>716182172you morons are doing it all wrong. everyone knows yoshis are for riding
>>716182737I hate that "Yellow Yoshi" has become this... bright, lemon-like shade of Yellow instead of the more muted, pleasant color he had in the SNES Yoshi's Island. Something closer to
>>716181219
>>716182280So which color Yoshi is your go-to based on your description?
>>716182737my headcanon is modern yoshi is an evolution of old yoshi.
the convex shell/saddle makes riding it pretty much CBT -> less likely to be ridden -> less likely to be ditched in a ditch and die
What is it about Yoshi that appeals to women?
>>716183193I don't know but I'm a straight biological male
>>716127394 (OP)I wanna eat his ass
>>716183582if you fapped to yoshi, no you aren't
>>716183924no, cute Yoshis and Koopas made me think I was gay.
but when I tried sucking dick irl i was disgusted and never did it again. its only gay if its irl
>>716183924Yoshi is not real. I still like women irl.
>>716183193this is probably the wrong place to ask that question
>>716136587can i get one without the vore shit
>>716183854what do you think it tastes like
>>716184950most people draw the line at cheek licks though
>>716183121I like them all.
>>716182737>train positionlewd
>>716184918>Yoshi>Without voreYou are interested in the wrong character, my friend
Yoshi needs an elephant trunk like Mario and DK
>>716184467That doesn't mean you're not gay it just means you're gay and autistic. Same though
>>716184551Yeah, it's not gay if it's fictional. I've nutted a lot of times to art of him and i still like girls
>>716185890>Yoshi gets bigger, clumsier, and even hungrier Imagine this fat fuck stomping after sole tasty koopas. Adorable and kinda hot
>What do you mean they want to fuck Yoshi?
>I am not gay, I just fap to gay porn
>>716185319I don't care what most people want.
It's obviously OK that you specifically don't like vore, but asking for no vore with the character who is LITERALLY tailor made for it is very silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4X7opDapyE
Since this wonderful thread is still up, how would you think a 3D Yoshi game would work? Kirby and the Forgotten Land has shown that taking a character who has the ability to infinitely float can move to 3D by adding a height limit and max duration on floating until you have to touch the ground. With Yoshi, the timing is more precise to flutter jump infinitely than Kirby, so I think the simplest solution would be to make Yoshi able to flutter a certain amount of times until you're forced to land, 3 for example. As for the actual game part, would you prefer linear level design or large open areas like Odyssey and Bananza? Would the games keep the standard 5 flowers and 20 red coins to collect, or would you want to see a new form of collectible to account for the game being 3D, or even drop the collectibles in favor of something else?
>>716186543The 90s was a wild time
>>716136587When it comes to Yoshi I'm more of an egg mpreg, pet play, and deep rimming fan myself. Yarn Yoshi plushie degeneracy might be nice too. I respect the hustle though vorechad.
>>716186786I think focusing on the momentum is the main thing. Yoshi's Island's greatest strength was how well everything flows into everything else; you always carry momentum while throwing, aiming, flutterjumping, eating enemies, etc. A new yoshi game should feel like a higher-budget version of all those indie platformers that center around a grappling hook, like The Big Catch.
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>>716152571The omelette, of course
>>716136587Probably a mix of blue and magenta
>>716186786>>716187093Iny imagining something like wonderful 101/Pikmin. Essentially building up a stampede of yoshis and forcing your way to an objective.
Eating enemies to make ammo, finding food to energize troops, just burying them under a wave of dinosaur. That sort of thing.
>>716186786I think you should give the sauce now . TBF though, I just want a bare-bone Yoshi game without any yam/cardboard gimmick.
>>716186786Yoshi with different powers like Kirby. Tongue becomes fire or sticky. Can shoot out bubbles or clouds?
I'm not surprised Nintendo freaks have an obession with seeing Yoshi and his people as gay sex objects.
It really takes a freak but with Nintendo fans it's just too EZ.
>>716187748I don't play Nintendo games. I just think Yoshi is cute and sexy.
>>716187609Imagine Dungeon Keeper but with Yoshis.
>>716186786You remember the Mushroom Kingdom level in Odyssey that let you capture and play as Yoshi for a bit? Expand on that playstyle, add some new transformations, and BOOM, there's your new Yoshi game. Not sure what the story would be about though...
I would have non stop gay sex with a yoshi
I would die of dehydration due to constantly fucking a yoshi and is only survive because my yoshi BF would care too much about me and feed and bring me water
>>716188050The Koopalings invade Yoshi Island and steal all the unhatched Yoshi eggs. There's all the story you need.
>>716187838Honestly that would be kind of awesome. Tropico but Yoshis
You try to make the happiest island, manage the resources to match the demands of these fucking gluttonous little laggards, maybe even have some events like other kingdoms coming into the island and having to manage their needs, like Koopa Roopas or Mushroom Kingdom nerds and so on.
Honestly Nintendo is really missing a niche in this sort of thing. Little management/simulator games for any of their main franchises would be really fun and now that they're advertising the switch two with a detachable joycon mouse it's be pretty feasible control scheme wise
>>716188234yoshi egghole fluids are revitalizing so you'll last for as long as he can nourish himself
>>716188396I honestly fully expect some kind of Simulator or RTS in that vein to show up on the Switch 2, given the mouse controls being such a focus of the system. If it's gonna be anything Mario it's more likely to be a Bowser game than a Yoshi game, though.
>>716186786I don't enjoy the Odyssey/Bananza style of collectathon. There's just too much crap everywhere. Something more linear like Rayman 2 or at most something like Conker's Bad Fur Day which has both more open segments and segments which are more like linear levels is more fun and more focused. I'm more concerned with how throwing eggs would work in 3D than the flutter mechanic. I wouldn't want it to be in first person or feel like a shooter in any way and I feel full analog movement would push the game in that direction. I think a 3D Yoshi game would have to be a 16 direction game like Mario 3D Land and 3D World or even an 8 direction game so that the egg throwing could still function the same way without it being frustrating.
>>716188498Could always have a lockon system, like Jak or Ratchet and Clank. Maybe you have to aim the egg for a certain amount of time to increase how accurate the throw is when you let go of the button, or something.
>>716188481If they start putting those out I might honestly consider a switch 2. Mario Sims, Theme Park/Hospital but Bowser Castle or Dr Mario.
Stuff that's not just platformers and can let you get a little weirder and goofier with these worlds. Great potential could be bad here
Why is yoshi so fucking hot bros, I don't understand
>>716188410Yoshi will resort to eating his partner in times of extreme stress and food insecurity in order to regain strength to hunt, but will place them in a secondary slow-digesting stomach to be rebirthed via egg should abundant food supply be secured in time.
>>716188852plump and soft. friendly and lovable. innocent and untained by impure thoughts
>>716188852Fat of ass and large of heart. Simple and dumb
What's not to love
>>716188982>>716189014And it's a dino. Dinosaurs are fucking cool.
>>716188808>Stuff that's not just platformers and can let you get a little weirder and goofier with these worldsHave you seen the playtest MMO thing? I hope that ends up being something worthwhile, it looks neat.
>>716189136No, I admit I've really been giving this a sort of pass. What even was that secret play test? I must have missed the relevant threads on /v/. I'm sure they wouldn't respect ndas
>>716189436It's a weird pseudo-MMO builder thing that seems to take some notes from Doshin the Giant. You can find some footage from the first playtest if you go looking on google; I don't think the second one has started yet.
>>716188619I think a game dev would probably decide to go with that approach just from the perspective of keeping the game approachable for new players and making sure more complicated setpeices work as. But if I'm imaging my ideal Yoshi game I'd prefer the freedom and skill expression that not having a lock on would provide.
>>716188852It's the lidded eyes. The dino has resting bedroom eyes.
>>716189136Got an invite for that the other day so will be apart of the 2nd playtest for it
>>716127394 (OP)GUYS what do you think yoshi's eggs smell like?? how would he react if you smelled them in front of him? haha just as a joke though, you know, for laughs
>>716189573>resting bedroom eyesIs there a Nintendo Mandate that every fan artist must draw Yoshi with fuck-me eyes?
>>716191891It's because he has a relaxed expression in all the official 2D art.
>>716192103vorefags need to fuck off
>>716192423...where do you think you are?
>>716192521Don't even try
Awesome thread. I love Yoshi.
>>716186786Yoshi needs more than a change in gameplay, it needs a new world like DKC and Wario Land did for their respective protagonists. Yoshi is too connected to Mario, it has to completely break away from Mario and try something new.
>>716192732Yoshi's Inside Story
>>716188920>to be rebirthed via eggNaturally that is the only way OUT of the situation of having been gulped by a yoshi. Definitely can't just barf you up or anything. Gotta take the egg route...
>>716192330>>716192423>>716192547Oh, golly gee. I dun a bad thing.
Me sorry
You convince me to never do bad thing again.
I ashame myself.
I go cry in corner now-NIGGA, I don't give a fffFUCK what your bitch ass thinks!
Janny, clean this shit up.
>>716193101AIslop looks like shit, anon. Sorry you had to learn this way.
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>>716192103As interesting it kinda is I still feel basically no arousal from AI generated imagery.
I need real, human-hand-produced scribbles and drawings to feel excitement.
>>716193065difference from being put into a rebirth egg, and being fully digested for an ammunition egg however
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>>716192732I think the issue is they've always sort of been touch and go on if a Yoshi is THE Yoshi. It's an entire race that has a sort of tie to Mario and Luigi but is sometimes a thoughtless animal they enjoy the company of and sometimes a thinking talking person. The one that might have been the one to carry the Mario Bros is the chief (maybe) but that's never really developed on and he was shown as a distinct Yoshi from the one always used in the side games.
Unlike your examples they can't really make a singular Yoshi world, the games have always been a sort of rotating cast and they have to use that moving forward they can do something with this if they really fix on the group power sort of thing. Collecting yoshis to meet a goal, the more yoshis in a herd the more powerful you get and more ways you can fight and interact with an environment.
It's that or they make a completely new Central Yoshi like Captain Toad to be the focus of the games and that could be hit or miss
>>716193392>>716193238https://youtu.be/pJTGAtLH7Hw?si=Lo2StA7iVAbNHVn2
Then go commission art from the people you keep reposting images of instead of spamming images that you didn't pay for.
>>716193347All egg-throwing Yoshis will be violently raped by every able-bodied Koopa in the castle
>>716194154You sound mad.
>>716194262Why is he so secretive of his friendship though? Is he ashamed for some reason?
>>716194335If that's what their workers look like I can 100% guarantee you that in Mario universe there exist porn films with a yoshi wearing that, too.
>>716194154There's too many Yoshi ocs to post and not enough time
>>716194154I could just draw it myself
>>716194403yoshi FAGGOTS are exiled from the village
>>716194262so, the big question
what is the actual line in Japanese?
>>716193392how would you interpret that pic?
>Look anon, this nest is where you would end up on if i ever eat you!>Look anon, this is where our offspring will hatch!
>>716193686I had an idea that each of the main four Yoshis from SMW could have their own design and personality.
>Green: Default>Red: More dragon-like, breathes fire>Blue: Sleek with wings, can fly (duh)>Yellow: Husky, large, can cause tremorsThose four can be the 'main' Yoshis and the rest supporting characters. I think that a different antagonist would be better than just Baby Bowser and Kamek. Captain Toad is a good blueprint to follow and while Wingo isn't really standout, it's a nice way to allow the other core Mario cast members a moment to shine.
>>716195441given the artist that drew it, it's probably the former
>>716194335I am.
I used to draw a lot and was about to start NSFW commissions. Lost my right arm in a traffic accident and have to relearn how to do any art and writing with my left hand. A.I. happened right after. Reality fucked me before I had a chance to cash in.
I love it all. I hate it all. I'm happy. I'm mad. Nothing makes sense to me anymore. I love you, anon, but I need you to go fuck yourself.
>>716194335>saddle over uniform held by strapno way this is canon
What power ups should Yoshi have in a solo adventure spinoff?
>>716196876AI is an ugly, expensive tech bubble that will pop within the next decade. Get back on that horse and start drawing again for yourself, not for the kinds of tasteless retards that would fall for that shit.
>>716197024flaming pepper
flippers
watermelon (seed bullets)
skis
wings
>>716197024Didn't he usually have vehicle transformations?
>>716127394 (OP)It's a shame during the Bowserette craze Yoshiette didn't take off. A half princess, half dinosaur girl with a massive egg laying and making ability would be top tier imo.
>>716197084Kid, allow me to clarify:
I wasn't driving that car. My wife was. Now I have to choose between raising a child on my own while surviving on the income that I have with the job that I now can do and abandoning my child to chase a dead dream.
Don't make me repeat myself. It already takes long enough to type this shit out with a hand not traditionally trained for it, let alone holding a phone.
>>716198536>BAWWWWWWSure is a lot of words to justify posting ugly AI shit instead of contributing to the thread.
>>716157727Imagine how his "exhaust fumes" would smell after eating a dozen large burgers
what should i draw yoshi doing
>>716196876My condolences
Post some of your old art please
>he is one of those people who thought that Mario hits Yoshi on the back of the head to order him to eat something
You didn't think that, right /v/?
>>716198921Scratching his butt lazily
>>716198536>I wasn't driving that car. My wife was.There's your problem
>>716198921Rubbing his stuffed belly after eating anon.
>>716199270Seconding this.
>>716136587Definitely purple for me.
>>716136587Light blue for me. Without any vore garbage of course (faggots)
>>716202765You have no choice in the matter.
>>716202838Hope you enjoy getting covered in slime, Anon.
>>716136587Magenta and blue mixed.
What would she taste like?
>>716203736She(YAWSHI) has a cloaca, doesnโt mean itโs a male like birdo(TRANNO)
>>716203830Yoshi, at least the one Mario always has and thus the BLUEPRINT is always has will always be MALE.
>>716204265Why would Mario ride on a male? I mean itโs not bowser weโre talking about here. Mario is a straight plumber
Now Lui on the other handโฆ
>>716204323>>716204718Rule of thumb, everything is male until proven otherwise. That's just the way of the world.
>>716204990>dragletLiterally who? Must be birdos son
>>716204990So, no proofs.
>>716204323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuN4fg58RPA
>>716205128>The developers of the game referring to yoshi as he doesn't countThat's the most proof possible unless you actually post his dick.
Come to think of it, have there ever been any explicitly female Yoshis? You'd think it'd be done by now, at least in the RPGs, since they have girl Koopas and whatnot.
I know there's Birdo but she's not really the same. I have mixed feelings on her, anyway... she's got charm, especially in the new Mario Kart, but I've always been weirded out by the... face-hole.
>>716205226>>The developers of the game referring to yoshi as heI have seen no such thing posted in this thread.
>>716205226anon i agree that guy is retarded but you posted the fucking google AIslop question summary, that shit is actually genuinely 100% worthless
i do not like vore
however, yoshi is cute.
>>716205264>>716205325>Hurf durf Google AI isn't allowed because...>Ugh....>IT JUST ISN'T OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?https://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/3ds/zelda-ocarina-of-time/4/2/
>Inb4 "probably"
Dark Blue Yoshi and Yellow Yoshi are the coolest for beating up bosses
>>716205325>that shit is actually genuinely 100% worthlessWhy? Next you'll be telling me I can't use ChatGPT for my homework even I've been acing my college courses with it.
>>716206346>retard zoomie literally can not understand why AI summaries are worthlesskek
You and your generation are so fucking stupid, holy shit.
>>716206560>No rebuttlePathetic boomer.
>>716206560it's genuinely an actual AI shill; you can tell because earlier in this thread he tried to use the "I'M A POOR CRIPPLE ;(" sob story those jeets always latch on to
>>716206678I'm not that anon but whatever you got to tell yourself, paranoid schizo.
>>716206583If you weren't a lazy zoomie retard who uses AI for everything and trusts it blindly, you could probably at least spell the word "rebuttal"
>>716206847Good thing that doesn't matter, most of your useless Boomy knowledge and skills are relegated to apps.
>>716206951OK retard.
I'm not interested in derailing this thread any further though so this is your last (You)
Go be an idiot and/or beg for attention elsewhere.
>>716195181>I'm village leader's friend>Hello
>>716205254well there's a ttyd yoshi who has a wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OekP1T_cSXo
>>716209015So girl Yoshis do exist!
Funny, I didn't even know TTYD had Yoshi NPCs. That guy's pretty hidden away.
>>716208907He'd eat you like a snack without thinking twice, are you sure you want something like that to be real?
A significant amount of Mario world creatures are monosexual, this includes Yoshi, piranha plants, boos, bobombs, chain chomps, and thwomps and their derivative species, but are also intelligent enough to have a gender identity, which is neat
>>716210141He will do no such thing. I will see the sunset with him and cuddle with him.
>>716210141"oooh are you sure you wa-"
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WANT EXACTLY THAT
>>716211643He will see the sunset, you will only see the inside of his belly as he cuddles you the best way he can.