anyone who says yes is fucking lying. Aside from him being able to fly he has access to his sonic battle moveset.

>>716128578 (OP)
Like physically? No. Them varmints are super powered. Like mentally if I was strong enough? Probably not. I don't think Tails has even had any personality types that are that unlikable and he just seems earnest to help.

In a fight?

>>716128846
>Like physically? No. Them varmints are super powered.

Why is he so easily bullied by nobodies then?

>>716129163
I've known tails for so long as a character that I genuinely forget that his two tails are technically a deformity.

>>716128578 (OP)
He can spindash, getting hit by one of them would hurt

>>716128578 (OP)
If I'm quick enough, I can grab him and pin him down to the floor, from there sodomizing and break him into my boiwife would be easy.

>>716128578 (OP)
I'm not American and I am aware I could not down a bear in a fight, so no, I could not beat up a superpowered magic animal that turns into a razor blade on a whim.

No, I could never bring myself to hit him.

IS THIS THE THREAD?????

I'd just break him emotionally

>>716129163
Them other varmints are also super powered probably.

>>716128578 (OP)
Hell no, Tails beat THIS fucking thing without any of his machines. Dude is incredibly strong.

>tails after you beat him up

Tails is a manly man.

I want to make Tails into a girl.

>>716138110
>that awful westernized face
You can do better than that.

>>716138387
>posts the ugliest garbage edit in response
lol

God I wish that were me.

>>716129163
I wanna see them spitroast Tails.

yeah you just pop any sonic character once they explode into rings like a bitch lmao

>>716138715
>Browns & autists can't recognize faces.
Typical of autistic browns. ;)

>>716138387
While I was watching Sonic X before it premiered I thought Tails & Amy were going to have a feud over Sonic with Tails obviously winning ... little did I know the goddamn boy child self insert Chris Chan CHRIS THORNDYKE was going to win the Sonic Bowl and Amy got his sloppy seconds ahaahahhaha.
Amyfags are for browns. Real pajeetas screech but then when you slap them they start crying.

Is this the thread?

>>716141472
Yes?

>>716136013
built for manly human men(plural)

Wanting to fuck tails is not on topic

>>716140715
That image exists.

>>716128578 (OP)
He looks like like he fucks plant girls.

>>716143053
Oh my.

>>716143174
Pretty sure Shadow blue balled him.

>>716143174
Sorry, but looks like she is built for Big Echidna Cock.

>>716136013
Not according to Sonic Channel

>>716128578 (OP)
no

He runs at superhuman speeds, which necessitates superhuman bones, tissue and reflexes to withstand the forces exerted on his body and quickly react to environmental changes. He would perceive your attack as if you were moving through molasses and his counterattack would shred your flesh and shatter your bones.

Luv Tails Tuesday

>>716146690
Tails can't run fast, though. He has to cheat it by gliding along the ground with his tails providing thrust.

>>716150368
I'll provide him with thrust if you know what I mean

>>716150368
He's actually this fast on foot

https://youtu.be/e2x-n4dtK9s?si=3pfWv1_JaDyEVGEs&t=64

>>716128578 (OP)
In a penis sword fight?

>>716151685
Don't be gay.

Tails is so bulliable

It's taiover..

Why is he like this?

>>716128578 (OP)
no but honey could

>>716129163
what if those were female foxes

yeah? why would it be hard to beat him off? dumb question

>>716138110
>>716138387
I want Tails to make me into a girl..

Stone said what everyone was thinking.

>>716159119
>sonic exploits tails for free labor
for shame

>>716159119
I had to stop myself from squealing like a girl in the theater when he said that

>>716128578 (OP)
>Tails ryona
hot

>>716128578 (OP)
Could you beat up Tails’s prostate?

>>716128578 (OP)
Even the weakest incarnation of tails could pulp a human to meaty chunks. And classic tails is so powerful our military would struggle to defeat him. He can dodge missiles. Though I suppose hyper-sonic missiles could probably take him out, still would not be easy. Especially if he could find cover.

How would you react if Sega made this canon?

>>716161817
>AI slop
Fuck off

>>716161904
reddit is two doors down faggot

>>716161817
>>716163040
>AI slop
>Reddit
Go back

>>716163040
NTA but fuck you no one wants your AI garbage.

>>716161904
>>716163040
You two should kiss

>>716163202
Why does Tails look at human men like this?

>>716129163
that was before he grew confident from sonic and became a badass

>>716128578 (OP)
his prostate, my cock, yada yada

>>716161817
So all the pics of Tails x Rouge are literally Rouge fucking herself?

>>716156867
I believe the term is "vixen".

>>716128578 (OP)
No but I would knock him up

sex with tails

>>716166274
ancient wisdom which rings true through all eras of mankind

>>716128578 (OP)
could you?

>>716133475
the cinematic for that one was hilarious. Sonic Adventure was so jank while having insane production values.

>>716128578 (OP)
Yes, he is small and weak, but why would I beat up Tails? I think he is cool, I would rather befriend him and use him to get close to cream.

Rouge already beat his ass

>>716168086
Wrong, see >>716161817

>>716128578 (OP)
No. All Mobians have a degree of super strength, speed, and durability.

>>716129163
Those are also mobians so it doesn't count for the sake of this discussion.

>>716128578 (OP)
Perhaps I could, but the act of trying would destroy me

>>716156867
Then Tails would've been raped AND bullied instead of just one

No.

Reluctantly, yes.

Eagerly, yes.

>pulling Tails' tails until he cries
>punching Tails in the gut until he vomits on himself
>choking Tails until he's on the verge of passing out, stopping, and doing it again
>punching Tails in the face until he's bruised, bloody, and so concussed he can't do any of his nerd shit
>nurse Tails back to perfect health pampering and praising him while he whimpers and cowers in my presence
>repeat until he has Stockholm Syndrome and thanks me for beating him
no I'd never do that

>>716129163
Thats a very young tales, hes almost a toddler in that scene. No strength, fighting experience or courage, Sonic pretty much unlocked his potential. Anyone would win against toddler tales

>>716163768
>that was before he grew confident from sonic and became a badass

Yeah look at how badass he became ~25 years later in Sonic Forces.

You know those hitches in SA2 that characters can grab to be pulled upwards? Both Tails and Eggman use their arms to grab it.........and somehow they can lift their 1 ton+ combat machines with just their legs and (presumably) a seatbelt. They are both super strong.

>>716173790
Tails could bench press a car yeah

>>716170007
You sadist.

>>716175098
I love him. It's just an expression of love.

>>716128578 (OP)
I want to pound his prostate

>>716136013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cax9Yra0n6c

>>716128578 (OP)
Is he allowed to fight back?

>>716176771
To what end?

>>716167007
What does this image mean? I have seen it before without context.

>>716177313
Are you prepared for the unholy knowledge? https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/bench-tails

>>716172849
He's an inconsistent badass.
Ian Flynn's masterful writing said so.

>>716128578 (OP)

I'd rather not touch that freak.

>>716128578 (OP)
>see this
>beat him up

>>716179123
Only if I get to suck his dick too

>>716177313
He is a fox with a plan.

>>716128578 (OP)
I could beat up his prostate with my dick.

>>716128578 (OP)
No; but he probably could

>>716181101
I thought this character was Conker when I first saw his E3 trailer

>>716128578 (OP)
Up to heroes tails? He'd kill me.
Modern tails? 50/50, and only if Sonic is nearby, if he isn't then it's 80 in my favor.

>>716181202
He might as well be now

>>716128578 (OP)
>classic
Sonic the Fighters
>adventure
Sonic Battle
>meta
Sonic Chronicle

I'm 0/3, sorry boss.

STOP LEWDING ME

Why would I want to?

Id rather beat off Tails.
I want to watch his face as he cums

>>716128578 (OP)
Didn't he kicked the ass of an adult man in the anime?

>>716192841
>Tails peaked in the Sonic 2 title screen
it's been all downhill since

>>716193676
Peaked again in Sonic Boom

I want to kiss tails not sexually. and then sexually.

Bully Tails. Belittle Tails. Steal chili dogs from Tails. Tell Tails he'll never be as fast as Sonic. Scare Tails. Give Tails a noogie. Pull on Tails' tail. Pull on two. Punch Tails in the stomach and knock the wind out of him. Kiss Tails jokingly and bullyingly (he hates it). Judo throw Tails onto a bed. German suplex Tails. Lock Tails in a dryer and turn it on. Apologize to Tails. Have make up sex with Tails.

>>716128578 (OP)
He's 3" tall. It's a question of would, not could.

>>716197823
>It's a question of would
Not just would. Will.

>>716131338
Any content on this?

>>716132875
this image heals me

>Defeated

>>716132875
Same, his cuteness would cripple me before I could even think of landing a hit.

>>716143848
NON CANNON

FAKE NEWS

>>716198335
>cannon
>nn

>>716161817
>AI slop

>>716128578 (OP)
I'd beat up his prostate with my dick.

>>716198423
YOU'RE A NNIGGER!

>>716198221
Tails got further with Rouge than Knuckles or Shadow ever did

>>716129163
Those foxes stretches can destroy 23i1240098908 omniverses, or atleast DB told me that...

>>716177231
To fill his fox shotabutt with my human cum

>>716129163
Did they...
>>716140715
This!
>>716143053
Bullshit! I need proof.

Tails is what made me sexualy attracted to cute furry animal boys
Its all his fucking fault, he's a fucking menace to male humas everywhere

>>716133840
Tails mixed with Baki

>>716199921
There are... Batshit yet hilariously awful puns.

Yes, that was a pun in and of itself, fucking bite me.

>>716200993
fuck off Ozzy

>>716201027
I wasn't even trying to reference Ozzy lmao.

>this thread
this is what's going to happen to you if you continue

>>716201373
>inside you there are two wolves
>one is gay
>the other one is gay

>>716201373
>Andre Moraph
https://bsky.app/profile/andre.moraph.art/post/3larqroafok24

>>716201720
>bsky.app
shan't be clicking that shit nigga

>>716201720
Made my balls tingle

>>716201027
Hes dead...

>>716201763
Why?

>>716129447
>tails' tails are a deformity
>sonic's speed is an addiction
>knuckles' fists are from a microwave
>rouge's tits are implants
>shadow's guns are an empowerment created by intersectional oppression, his racism is internalised
>big's size is obesity
>vanilla's child naming scheme is abuse

>>716128578 (OP)
I would beat up his rectum with my cock, but i wouldn't hit him, no.

>>716201373
I can't be converted to furryism not even if I tried.

>>716202484
Big's size is clearly a hormonal problem.
You don't end up over twice as tall as the average person from obesity.

>>716202651
here's your application.

>>716129163
I did this(to tails)

>>716200386
Basher?

He can move even with 10 tons weighing him down, that doesn't mean he's not weak compared to the other characters, even Charmy could kick his ass.

>>716128578 (OP)
I'd never hurt him !
Even if he asked me to...

>>716203415
He bodied an entire army before meeting Sonic, kid just holds backs due to massive mental issues

>>716171950
Tailsissies why do i feel funny?

>>716204048
I'm not saying that's not true, I'm saying that he's not all that physically special compared to the other characters who are also very strong, Tails' biggest strength is his intelligence.

https://files.catbox.moe/tcz3kt.mp4

>>716128578 (OP)
I could beat the fuck out of his prostate with my tongue.

>>716202667
It's a shame they don't have consistency in character design.
Vanilla is an adult and much taller than the "child" characters but Rouge is 18 and the exact same size as them.

>>716203415
But it does mean you can't beat him in a fight.

>>716207052
That goes without saying, no one ITT can.

>>716207217
I can
I can plap his butt afterwards too

>>716128578 (OP)
Post it

>>716128578 (OP)
Realistically speaking I could probably punt him down a flight of stairs if I caught him off guard

>>716206483
This but my cock

>>716210128
Well obviously that comes after the vigorous tonguing.

>>716207217
Skill issue

>>716199535
https://inkbunny.net/s/2761672

There's a couple other interpretations of this scene out there too but this is probably the closest to what you're thinking of...