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Anonymous No.716128578 >>716128846 >>716132191 >>716132721 >>716132865 >>716133475 >>716143174 >>716146273 >>716151685 >>716156797 >>716159994 >>716160438 >>716160938 >>716163880 >>716165816 >>716167007 >>716167195 >>716168328 >>716168501 >>716176771 >>716177228 >>716179015 >>716179123 >>716180550 >>716181101 >>716181613 >>716182052 >>716188620 >>716197823 >>716198484 >>716202595 >>716203440 >>716206483 >>716209567 >>716209757
Could you beat up Tails?
Anonymous No.716128708
anyone who says yes is fucking lying. Aside from him being able to fly he has access to his sonic battle moveset.
Anonymous No.716128846 >>716129163
>>716128578 (OP)
Like physically? No. Them varmints are super powered. Like mentally if I was strong enough? Probably not. I don't think Tails has even had any personality types that are that unlikable and he just seems earnest to help.
Anonymous No.716128847
In a fight?
Anonymous No.716129163 >>716129447 >>716133470 >>716140715 >>716156867 >>716163768 >>716168395 >>716172293 >>716199204 >>716199535 >>716202946
>>716128846
>Like physically? No. Them varmints are super powered.

Why is he so easily bullied by nobodies then?
Anonymous No.716129447 >>716202484
>>716129163
I've known tails for so long as a character that I genuinely forget that his two tails are technically a deformity.
Anonymous No.716131338 >>716197893
Anonymous No.716132191
>>716128578 (OP)
He can spindash, getting hit by one of them would hurt
Anonymous No.716132721
>>716128578 (OP)
If I'm quick enough, I can grab him and pin him down to the floor, from there sodomizing and break him into my boiwife would be easy.
Anonymous No.716132865
>>716128578 (OP)
I'm not American and I am aware I could not down a bear in a fight, so no, I could not beat up a superpowered magic animal that turns into a razor blade on a whim.
Anonymous No.716132875 >>716198004 >>716198245
No, I could never bring myself to hit him.
Anonymous No.716133035
IS THIS THE THREAD?????
Anonymous No.716133331
I'd just break him emotionally
Anonymous No.716133470
>>716129163
Them other varmints are also super powered probably.
Anonymous No.716133475 >>716167192
>>716128578 (OP)
Hell no, Tails beat THIS fucking thing without any of his machines. Dude is incredibly strong.
Anonymous No.716133840 >>716199921
>tails after you beat him up
Anonymous No.716136013 >>716142192 >>716143848 >>716177013
Tails is a manly man.
Anonymous No.716138110 >>716138387 >>716157691
I want to make Tails into a girl.
Anonymous No.716138387 >>716138715 >>716141260 >>716157691
>>716138110
>that awful westernized face
You can do better than that.
Anonymous No.716138715 >>716141260
>>716138387
>posts the ugliest garbage edit in response
lol
Anonymous No.716140415
God I wish that were me.
Anonymous No.716140715 >>716143053 >>716199535
>>716129163
I wanna see them spitroast Tails.
Anonymous No.716140845
Anonymous No.716140949
yeah you just pop any sonic character once they explode into rings like a bitch lmao
Anonymous No.716141260
>>716138715
>Browns & autists can't recognize faces.
Typical of autistic browns. ;)

>>716138387
While I was watching Sonic X before it premiered I thought Tails & Amy were going to have a feud over Sonic with Tails obviously winning ... little did I know the goddamn boy child self insert Chris Chan CHRIS THORNDYKE was going to win the Sonic Bowl and Amy got his sloppy seconds ahaahahhaha.
Amyfags are for browns. Real pajeetas screech but then when you slap them they start crying.
Anonymous No.716141317
Anonymous No.716141472 >>716142150
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.716142150
>>716141472
Yes?
Anonymous No.716142192
>>716136013
built for manly human men(plural)
Anonymous No.716142485
Wanting to fuck tails is not on topic
Anonymous No.716143053 >>716143454 >>716199535
>>716140715
That image exists.
Anonymous No.716143174 >>716143534 >>716143762
>>716128578 (OP)
He looks like like he fucks plant girls.
Anonymous No.716143454
>>716143053
Oh my.
Anonymous No.716143534
>>716143174
Pretty sure Shadow blue balled him.
Anonymous No.716143762
>>716143174
Sorry, but looks like she is built for Big Echidna Cock.
Anonymous No.716143848 >>716198335
>>716136013
Not according to Sonic Channel
Anonymous No.716146273
>>716128578 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.716146690 >>716150368
He runs at superhuman speeds, which necessitates superhuman bones, tissue and reflexes to withstand the forces exerted on his body and quickly react to environmental changes. He would perceive your attack as if you were moving through molasses and his counterattack would shred your flesh and shatter your bones.
Anonymous No.716147775
Luv Tails Tuesday
Anonymous No.716149781
Anonymous No.716150368 >>716150462 >>716151294
>>716146690
Tails can't run fast, though. He has to cheat it by gliding along the ground with his tails providing thrust.
Anonymous No.716150462
>>716150368
I'll provide him with thrust if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.716151294
>>716150368
He's actually this fast on foot

https://youtu.be/e2x-n4dtK9s?si=3pfWv1_JaDyEVGEs&t=64
Anonymous No.716151685 >>716152880
>>716128578 (OP)
In a penis sword fight?
Anonymous No.716152880
>>716151685
Don't be gay.
Anonymous No.716154084
Tails is so bulliable
Anonymous No.716156115
It's taiover..
Anonymous No.716156460
Why is he like this?
Anonymous No.716156797
>>716128578 (OP)
no but honey could
Anonymous No.716156867 >>716165356 >>716168707
>>716129163
what if those were female foxes
Anonymous No.716157079
yeah? why would it be hard to beat him off? dumb question
Anonymous No.716157691
>>716138110
>>716138387
I want Tails to make me into a girl..
Anonymous No.716159119 >>716159343 >>716159452
Stone said what everyone was thinking.
Anonymous No.716159343
>>716159119
>sonic exploits tails for free labor
for shame
Anonymous No.716159452
>>716159119
I had to stop myself from squealing like a girl in the theater when he said that
Anonymous No.716159994
>>716128578 (OP)
>Tails ryona
hot
Anonymous No.716160438
>>716128578 (OP)
Could you beat up Tails’s prostate?
Anonymous No.716160938
>>716128578 (OP)
Even the weakest incarnation of tails could pulp a human to meaty chunks. And classic tails is so powerful our military would struggle to defeat him. He can dodge missiles. Though I suppose hyper-sonic missiles could probably take him out, still would not be easy. Especially if he could find cover.
Anonymous No.716161817 >>716161904 >>716163168 >>716164535 >>716168260 >>716198435
How would you react if Sega made this canon?
Anonymous No.716161904 >>716163040 >>716163272
>>716161817
>AI slop
Fuck off
Anonymous No.716163040 >>716163168 >>716163202 >>716163272
>>716161904
reddit is two doors down faggot
Anonymous No.716163168
>>716161817
>>716163040
>AI slop
>Reddit
Go back
Anonymous No.716163202 >>716163390
>>716163040
NTA but fuck you no one wants your AI garbage.
Anonymous No.716163272
>>716161904
>>716163040
You two should kiss
Anonymous No.716163390
>>716163202
Why does Tails look at human men like this?
Anonymous No.716163768 >>716172849
>>716129163
that was before he grew confident from sonic and became a badass
Anonymous No.716163880
>>716128578 (OP)
his prostate, my cock, yada yada
Anonymous No.716164535
>>716161817
So all the pics of Tails x Rouge are literally Rouge fucking herself?
Anonymous No.716165356
>>716156867
I believe the term is "vixen".
Anonymous No.716165816
>>716128578 (OP)
No but I would knock him up
Anonymous No.716166274 >>716166424
sex with tails
Anonymous No.716166424
>>716166274
ancient wisdom which rings true through all eras of mankind
Anonymous No.716167007 >>716177313
>>716128578 (OP)
could you?
Anonymous No.716167192
>>716133475
the cinematic for that one was hilarious. Sonic Adventure was so jank while having insane production values.
Anonymous No.716167195
>>716128578 (OP)
Yes, he is small and weak, but why would I beat up Tails? I think he is cool, I would rather befriend him and use him to get close to cream.
Anonymous No.716168086 >>716168260
Rouge already beat his ass
Anonymous No.716168260
>>716168086
Wrong, see >>716161817
Anonymous No.716168328
>>716128578 (OP)
No. All Mobians have a degree of super strength, speed, and durability.
Anonymous No.716168395
>>716129163
Those are also mobians so it doesn't count for the sake of this discussion.
Anonymous No.716168501
>>716128578 (OP)
Perhaps I could, but the act of trying would destroy me
Anonymous No.716168707
>>716156867
Then Tails would've been raped AND bullied instead of just one
Anonymous No.716169624
No.
Breakroom !!yCDTB+C6DRw No.716169969
Reluctantly, yes.
Anonymous No.716170007 >>716175098
Eagerly, yes.
Anonymous No.716171950 >>716204982
>pulling Tails' tails until he cries
>punching Tails in the gut until he vomits on himself
>choking Tails until he's on the verge of passing out, stopping, and doing it again
>punching Tails in the face until he's bruised, bloody, and so concussed he can't do any of his nerd shit
>nurse Tails back to perfect health pampering and praising him while he whimpers and cowers in my presence
>repeat until he has Stockholm Syndrome and thanks me for beating him
no I'd never do that
Anonymous No.716172293
>>716129163
Thats a very young tales, hes almost a toddler in that scene. No strength, fighting experience or courage, Sonic pretty much unlocked his potential. Anyone would win against toddler tales
Anonymous No.716172849 >>716178782
>>716163768
>that was before he grew confident from sonic and became a badass

Yeah look at how badass he became ~25 years later in Sonic Forces.
Anonymous No.716173790 >>716174780
You know those hitches in SA2 that characters can grab to be pulled upwards? Both Tails and Eggman use their arms to grab it.........and somehow they can lift their 1 ton+ combat machines with just their legs and (presumably) a seatbelt. They are both super strong.
Anonymous No.716174780
>>716173790
Tails could bench press a car yeah
Anonymous No.716175098 >>716175493
>>716170007
You sadist.
Anonymous No.716175493
>>716175098
I love him. It's just an expression of love.
Anonymous No.716176771 >>716177231
>>716128578 (OP)
I want to pound his prostate
Anonymous No.716177013
>>716136013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cax9Yra0n6c
Anonymous No.716177228
>>716128578 (OP)
Is he allowed to fight back?
Anonymous No.716177231 >>716199470
>>716176771
To what end?
Anonymous No.716177313 >>716178497 >>716180065
>>716167007
What does this image mean? I have seen it before without context.
Anonymous No.716178497
>>716177313
Are you prepared for the unholy knowledge? https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/bench-tails
Anonymous No.716178782
>>716172849
He's an inconsistent badass.
Ian Flynn's masterful writing said so.
Anonymous No.716179015
>>716128578 (OP)

I'd rather not touch that freak.
Anonymous No.716179123 >>716179886
>>716128578 (OP)
>see this
>beat him up
Anonymous No.716179886
>>716179123
Only if I get to suck his dick too
Anonymous No.716180065
>>716177313
He is a fox with a plan.
Anonymous No.716180550
>>716128578 (OP)
I could beat up his prostate with my dick.
Anonymous No.716181101 >>716181202
>>716128578 (OP)
No; but he probably could
Anonymous No.716181202 >>716181747
>>716181101
I thought this character was Conker when I first saw his E3 trailer
Anonymous No.716181613
>>716128578 (OP)
Up to heroes tails? He'd kill me.
Modern tails? 50/50, and only if Sonic is nearby, if he isn't then it's 80 in my favor.
Anonymous No.716181747
>>716181202
He might as well be now
Anonymous No.716182052
>>716128578 (OP)
>classic
Sonic the Fighters
>adventure
Sonic Battle
>meta
Sonic Chronicle

I'm 0/3, sorry boss.
Anonymous No.716184259
STOP LEWDING ME
Anonymous No.716186425
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY No.716186479
Why would I want to?
Anonymous No.716186992
Id rather beat off Tails.
I want to watch his face as he cums
Anonymous No.716188620
>>716128578 (OP)
Didn't he kicked the ass of an adult man in the anime?
Anonymous No.716191014
Anonymous No.716192841 >>716193676
Anonymous No.716193676 >>716195379
>>716192841
>Tails peaked in the Sonic 2 title screen
it's been all downhill since
Anonymous No.716195379
>>716193676
Peaked again in Sonic Boom
Anonymous No.716197593
Anonymous No.716197665
I want to kiss tails not sexually. and then sexually.
Anonymous No.716197773
Bully Tails. Belittle Tails. Steal chili dogs from Tails. Tell Tails he'll never be as fast as Sonic. Scare Tails. Give Tails a noogie. Pull on Tails' tail. Pull on two. Punch Tails in the stomach and knock the wind out of him. Kiss Tails jokingly and bullyingly (he hates it). Judo throw Tails onto a bed. German suplex Tails. Lock Tails in a dryer and turn it on. Apologize to Tails. Have make up sex with Tails.
Anonymous No.716197823 >>716197883
>>716128578 (OP)
He's 3" tall. It's a question of would, not could.
Anonymous No.716197883
>>716197823
>It's a question of would
Not just would. Will.
Anonymous No.716197893
>>716131338
Any content on this?
Anonymous No.716198004
>>716132875
this image heals me
Anonymous No.716198070
Anonymous No.716198221 >>716199120
>Defeated
Anonymous No.716198245
>>716132875
Same, his cuteness would cripple me before I could even think of landing a hit.
Anonymous No.716198335 >>716198423
>>716143848
NON CANNON

FAKE NEWS
Anonymous No.716198423 >>716198675
>>716198335
>cannon
>nn
Anonymous No.716198435
>>716161817
>AI slop
Anonymous No.716198484
>>716128578 (OP)
I'd beat up his prostate with my dick.
Anonymous No.716198675
>>716198423
YOU'RE A NNIGGER!
Anonymous No.716199120
>>716198221
Tails got further with Rouge than Knuckles or Shadow ever did
Anonymous No.716199204
>>716129163
Those foxes stretches can destroy 23i1240098908 omniverses, or atleast DB told me that...
Anonymous No.716199470
>>716177231
To fill his fox shotabutt with my human cum
Anonymous No.716199535 >>716214186
>>716129163
Did they...
>>716140715
This!
>>716143053
Bullshit! I need proof.
Anonymous No.716199536
Tails is what made me sexualy attracted to cute furry animal boys
Its all his fucking fault, he's a fucking menace to male humas everywhere
Anonymous No.716199921 >>716200993
>>716133840
Tails mixed with Baki
Anonymous No.716200386 >>716203285
Anonymous No.716200993 >>716201027
>>716199921
There are... Batshit yet hilariously awful puns.

Yes, that was a pun in and of itself, fucking bite me.
Anonymous No.716201027 >>716201090 >>716201841
>>716200993
fuck off Ozzy
Anonymous No.716201090
>>716201027
I wasn't even trying to reference Ozzy lmao.
Anonymous No.716201373 >>716201658 >>716201720 >>716202651
>this thread
this is what's going to happen to you if you continue
Anonymous No.716201658
>>716201373
>inside you there are two wolves
>one is gay
>the other one is gay
Anonymous No.716201720 >>716201763 >>716201790
>>716201373
>Andre Moraph
https://bsky.app/profile/andre.moraph.art/post/3larqroafok24
Anonymous No.716201763 >>716202145
>>716201720
>bsky.app
shan't be clicking that shit nigga
Anonymous No.716201790
>>716201720
Made my balls tingle
Anonymous No.716201841
>>716201027
Hes dead...
Anonymous No.716202145
>>716201763
Why?
Anonymous No.716202484 >>716202667
>>716129447
>tails' tails are a deformity
>sonic's speed is an addiction
>knuckles' fists are from a microwave
>rouge's tits are implants
>shadow's guns are an empowerment created by intersectional oppression, his racism is internalised
>big's size is obesity
>vanilla's child naming scheme is abuse
Anonymous No.716202595
>>716128578 (OP)
I would beat up his rectum with my cock, but i wouldn't hit him, no.
Anonymous No.716202651 >>716202687
>>716201373
I can't be converted to furryism not even if I tried.
Anonymous No.716202667 >>716206793
>>716202484
Big's size is clearly a hormonal problem.
You don't end up over twice as tall as the average person from obesity.
Anonymous No.716202687
>>716202651
here's your application.
Anonymous No.716202946
>>716129163
I did this(to tails)
Anonymous No.716203219
Anonymous No.716203271
Anonymous No.716203285
>>716200386
Basher?
Anonymous No.716203330
Anonymous No.716203415 >>716204048 >>716207052
He can move even with 10 tons weighing him down, that doesn't mean he's not weak compared to the other characters, even Charmy could kick his ass.
Anonymous No.716203440
>>716128578 (OP)
I'd never hurt him !
Even if he asked me to...
Anonymous No.716203492
Anonymous No.716204048 >>716205942
>>716203415
He bodied an entire army before meeting Sonic, kid just holds backs due to massive mental issues
Anonymous No.716204982
>>716171950
Tailsissies why do i feel funny?
Anonymous No.716205942
>>716204048
I'm not saying that's not true, I'm saying that he's not all that physically special compared to the other characters who are also very strong, Tails' biggest strength is his intelligence.
Anonymous No.716206418
https://files.catbox.moe/tcz3kt.mp4
Anonymous No.716206483 >>716210128
>>716128578 (OP)
I could beat the fuck out of his prostate with my tongue.
Anonymous No.716206793
>>716202667
It's a shame they don't have consistency in character design.
Vanilla is an adult and much taller than the "child" characters but Rouge is 18 and the exact same size as them.
Anonymous No.716207052 >>716207217
>>716203415
But it does mean you can't beat him in a fight.
Anonymous No.716207217 >>716209515 >>716211250
>>716207052
That goes without saying, no one ITT can.
Anonymous No.716209515
>>716207217
I can
I can plap his butt afterwards too
Anonymous No.716209567
>>716128578 (OP)
Post it
Anonymous No.716209757
>>716128578 (OP)
Realistically speaking I could probably punt him down a flight of stairs if I caught him off guard
Anonymous No.716210128 >>716210552
>>716206483
This but my cock
Anonymous No.716210552
>>716210128
Well obviously that comes after the vigorous tonguing.
Anonymous No.716211250
>>716207217
Skill issue
Anonymous No.716214186
>>716199535
https://inkbunny.net/s/2761672

There's a couple other interpretations of this scene out there too but this is probably the closest to what you're thinking of...