Thread 716140240

>So my wife comes over to me and asks me for a Switch to buy Donkey Kong Bananza
>I tell her, you already got a Switch honey
>She says she she needs a Switch 2
>I ask her switch to what? an actual diet instead of eating cheetos?
>She says a switch to a divorce lawyer
>no respect i tell ya

>>716140240 (OP)
Based. Maybe millennials and zoomers wouldn't have turned into such dick sucking failure faggots if they had grown up with Rodney Dangerfield.

>>716140816
Maybe they would stop being dick sucking faggots if you stopped paying them to suck your dick

>>716140816
>Millenials
literally the generation of
>LE FUNNY FACES AND WEIRD VOICE
because of this guy

>>716140240 (OP)
So I go to the gamer store for a 360 controller
He said "sure we have one but its 3rd party is that OK?"
I replied sure thing, is monopoly money OK?

>>716140240 (OP)
>Liberty City is arough town. Rough! How Rough? When I asked a cop how far is the nearest subway station, he doesn't know because no one ever made it that far!

>>716140240 (OP)
HAHA WIFE BAD

>>716140240 (OP)
>Let me tell ya buying physical games is rough these days
>i walk into a gamestop they ask Welcome to Geamestop what are ya buying
> i say want a videogame, the offer me a funko pop
>i wonder if im speaking i say a VIDEOGAME, they hand me magic cards
>then i ask for the last time, and i see her walking to the PS5 section i make my way outta there

>>716141879
Yes

>SO I WALK INTO THE ROOM AND THEY'RE ORNSTEIN AND SMAUG AND I WAS GANKED I TELL YOU GANKED I JUST STARTED AND I WAS GANKED
GIT FUCKING GUD
>WHO SAID THAT, WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

>>716146670
same

>>716140240 (OP)
>I went to Gamestop the other night and the guy there tried to sell me Resident Evil, I said no thanks pal I already got one and it's called my wife

>>716141000
this scene will always be funny and you jaded boomers/zoomers wont take that away from us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF16eA7sdqo

>Some guy came up to me the other night and started talking about Mass Effect, and I said, "so you met my wife"

>My wife phoned me the other night and said "Come on over, we'll play Gone Home," I went over, there was nobody home

>>716144997
I laughed

Blessed thread

>>716150605
kek

>>716147101
LOL

>>716147101
Kekaroo

>>716147101
HAHAHA
Not much has made me actually laugh out loud on this site of late
God bless you Rodney

>>716140816
Millennials did grow up with Rodney Dangerfield.

>>716140240 (OP)
>>716147101
KEK based
fuck wive's

>>716141000
> Comedian wants to be succesful.
> Comedian finds what the majority (that is, retards) likes.
> Comedian becomes succesful.
> Somehow it's his fault.

I'LL NEVER DO IT ON A CHRISTMAS TREE

>>716152841
This. What the fuck /v/ logic is so backwards

>So I was playing Diablo 2 the other day. Was running around the jungle fighting these little guys. Thought I didn’t spend my talent points right so I decided to change them
>no respec

>>716153335
Okay I chuckled

>>716152906
>/v/
>logic
Pick one.

>>716152841
its comedy for kids, if you want to see what comedy for retards is actaully like look at the rest of the jokes itt
>resident evil? LOL JUST LIKE MUH WIFE!

>>716153697
>He doesn't know Jim Carey's days on In Living Color

>>716141879
trvke

I never did watch that Rover Dangerfield movie

>>716153697
Okay funny guy, make me laugh.

>>716140816
>Maybe millennials and zoomers wouldn't have turned into such dick sucking failure faggots if they had grown up with Rodney Dangerfield
Nigger, ever Millennial in middle-school watched shit like Caddy Shack and Back to School. Dangerfield wasn't some unknown comedian.
And considering you're posting on /v/ on a Tuesday afternoon, I doubt you can call anyone a failure LMAOOOO

>yes, aliens are responsible for cell phone tech, as well as playstations 1 and 2
>give a big shout out for my nigga BIBBLE
>FO'SHIZZLE
>ALL 'BOUT BIBBLE

>>716152679
Why did you post the edit?

>>716153697
.t my wife

>>716153697
What's the matter? Did you not get enough bites from payment processes to force censorship on more Steam games?

>let me tell ya something i love this board, i got everything here.
>Cooking recipes, political insights, japanese pornography you name it
>So lately i read the sign that says "/v/-videogames" and all i could think was pff couldn't tell me

>>716153697
Found the wife

>>716156038
Chappelle Show was amazing

>>716158328
>OF COURSE I DO!

>>716140816
If you aren't a millennial or a zoomer you're way too old to be here.

>>716160109
>ZOOMZOOMZOOMZOOM

>>716156120
That gave me a chuckle

>>716156994
noice

>>716153864
Fire Marshal Bill still gets laughs out of me.

>>716162436
His parody of Snow's Informer is one of best sketches he did.

>>716140240 (OP)
Rodney Dangerfield was much funnier than that, but the punchline was never his wife divorces him, but rather she stays with him and continues to have sex with other men or refuse to be attracted to him. He unironically popularized the “my wife’s boyfriend” shtick before it was cool.

>This game sure is awful. Who made it anyway?
>It's From Software.
>I know it's from software, that's how you run the game! I just wanna know who made it!

>>716164215
>So I got one of these gaming consoles, you guys heard of these Nintendos? But I cant even play the damn thing because my wife’s boyfriend said he needed to “100% the donkey kong.” I says to him I know my wife is no looker but show her some respect sheesh

autistic people don't understand humor

>>716140240 (OP)
>Dragon Age: The Veilguard was a great game and anyone that doesn't like it is an irredeemable chud

>>716164215
4chan was always just a lazy Dangerfield ripoff huh? If the 'chan is the cultural epicenter of the 'net then that makes Rodney the father of the internet.

>>716143967
>OI WUZ GANKED BY MIN

>>716147101
Lmao

>>716156180
learn to greentext.
you just called yourself your own wife.

>>716165991
>2024 + 1
>not being your own wife
Ngmi lad

>>716147101
>>716140240 (OP)
You guys are too damn good for this irony poisoned hellhole of an underage board.

>>716147101
thats a good one

>>716150605
jej

>>716166362
got me

>>716164757
>From Software is the one who made it!
>A wise guy, huh?

>>716140816
I think humanity would be better off, regardless of generation, if they grew up with George Carlin

>>716170049
Which era Carlin?

>>716171114
Any and all
He may not have started touching on relatively profound subject matter until "houses are just places to keep our stuff", but he's always been a thinker, not just relying on situational humor, but really trying to leave the audience thinking/ reflecting on whats going on around them. Many say he's negative, but it could also be that as he would say, he has a very low tolerance for stupid bullshit.

>>716171802
are you baiting right now?

>>716144997
>>716147101
>>716142082
>>716140240 (OP)
Hehe
>>716164896
Hahaha

>>716171834
Couldn't be more serious. Why? What's your take? Not looking to start shit, just curious

>>716158328
Best comedy TV show there was.

why are boomers so unfathomably based

>>716172289
>is pimping easy?
>no
>correct, it is not easy
>is pimping easy?
>.. Hell yeah
>... that .. IS correct
So much good shit from that show. One of my all time favorites is snoop and charlie murphy doing puppets in that hood version of sesame street
If the writing team for Chappelle Show did a party game, I'd buy every version and every dlc, no questions asked

>>716172710
>How can black people rise up and overcome?
>...Get out and vote?
>*incorrect buzzer noise*

>WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
>IS THAT I MAKE LOVE TO MY HAND
>SO I DON'T NEED YOU, HONEY
>I BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY
When the puppet whipped out his puppet dick with puppet discharge leaking out fucking gets me just thinking about it.

>>716154107
He died 4 years after this film, just to commit to the role

>>716147101
Okay, that's a pretty great one

>>716147101
you got me
fukkin kek

>>716140240 (OP)
Even in /v/ I get no respect.

>>716172847
Or
>Snoop puppet: I have what's known as a venereal disease
>Child: How'd you get that?
>Snoop puppet: from fuckin. I've had so much puppet ass, it could be from anywhere
God damn that shit was unhinged and spectacular

>>716140240 (OP)
YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU GUYS

OZZY OSBORNE IS DEAD
THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS IS NO MORE
DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BAD???

>>716173505
As far as musicians go, losing Dio and Meatloaf hurt way more
When I first read about Ozzy the only thing that came to mind was him mumbling about cat and dog shit on the carpet, more mumbling,
>SHAAAROOOOON!

>>716173327
>that one kid that throws up
Or the very first episode with the blind KKK leader skit.

>>716173505
Why would I give a shit about some old bloated druggie kicking the bucket? Unless it's my wife of course, and I'm collecting her life insurance.

>>716172847
Charlie Murphy was a madman on that show
>CLAP FOR ME, BITCH!

>>716173979
>I didn't go around grinding my shoes on people's couches, I had more sense than that.... ..... ..... yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie's couch
>producer: why?
>Well, cuz Eddie could buy another one

>>716170049
He was a broken clock who was right once a while. I don't think people have been better off with some fraud telling them that they're being screwed over by "white bankers".

>>716174014
>Charlie was definitely a funny dude to work with
>watch when we're about to start rolling, Charlie gets to shaking and smiling
I'MMA PUT MY GATORS UP YO ASS AND SHOW YOUR INSIDES SOME STYLE

>>716174184
>He was a broken clock who was right once a while
A lot of his material overlapped, but unfortunately are just as on point today as they were 30ish-40ish years ago
>some fraud telling them that they're being screwed over by "white bankers"
>capitalist corpos aren't even partially to blame for the many issues still going on today
If you truly had a properly developed sense of rooting out bullshit, you'd see how wrong that take is. "White bankers" can very easily be very slightly tweaked to be way more accurate

>>716174270
Even charlie murphy's stuff on the boondocks was great. I miss that dude so much. Him, Gene Wilder, and Leslie Neilson were huge comedic losses

>>716174640
>capitalist corpos aren't even partially to blame for the many issues still going on today
Wasn't what I said or even implied. Carlin was a coward for lying, using "acceptable racism" against whites and not people he knew better than to piss off. Don't pretend he was "secretly based and he left us to figure out what he REALLY meant", he knew very well his dumbass audience just took his words at face value.

>>716174956
>/pol/fag victim complex

>>716174956
Not seeing white bankers as the problem then, is not dicernably different than defending modern corpos and shareholders
"Successful" business only become "successful" by exploiting anyone, and everything, keeping as much as possible for themselves, more than entire generations could hope to piss away. If you even slightly defend those types, you're just as much a part of the problem as they are, if not moreso

Top 5 Stand Up
>Rodney
>Carlin
>Pryor
>Mooney
>Sam K

>>716176245
This anon gets it, although I'm not familiar with sam k, I'll certainly look into him based on your other tastes

>>716176919
Sam Kinison

>>716176390
That was fucking great too. Or the "dude's night out" beer commercial

>>716141000
That's gen x althougheverbeit

>>716177008
Thanks, enlightened-kun

>>716170049
>SHIT ASS PUSSY FUCK BITCH TITS MUNG CUNT
>AND KILL WHITE CHRISTIANS
Boomers really thought this was the peak of intellectual comedy.

>>716176245
Hot take but stand up is inherently not funny because humor is spontaneous. Going to a fucking comedy show where the spontaneity is completely gone is not funny at all

>>716177017
>Dave... a mouth's a mouth

>I ask my wife why don't we play a game in the bedroom.
>She says "fine, why don't you play Alone in the Dark"
>No respect I tell ya

>>716174956
Retard

>>716177483
classic

>>716177347
Why do retards make up so many rules for comedy?
>Comedy has to be spantaneous
>Comedy has to punch down

Suck a dick, people have been laughing at jesters and comedians for thousands of years.

>>716176245
Carlin sucks ass. He's just like any other 2016 comic trying to make people clap instead of laugh

>>716177248
>Looking at face value, not seeing the point of the restriction of speech
>Christians forcing their ideologies onto others via lawmakers, and generally not minding their own business because they put so much stock into a being they can't prove exists, and follow rules written by corruptible man, after countless translations and interpretations, over thousands of years
Yeah, he "tells it like it is" better than Donny could ever hope to

>>716177448
And when he gets out of the car the 2nd time, with that look of absolute disgust and shame. Fucking christ that show was god tier

>>716177756
>>716177448
DUDES NIGHT OUT

>>716177638
You don't/ can't get it. So just go back to your coloring book that makes you feel superior because it's a book of zoomy words and phrases

>>716177756
It's probably the only show where I can quote 99% of the skits. I'm surprised it doesn't get mentioned here on /v/ more often. Genuinely a great show with about zero flaws. Every angle was covered and nobody was immune.
>>716177883
Just reading it in the loud voice made me laugh.

>>716150605
Nice

>>716177883
And every time the cheesey commercial rock would kick in when something fucked up was going down

>>716177928
Well, you just lucked out finding another CSfag in /v/. Even if /v/ is the new /b/, it really doesn't belong here. That said, I do love that shit. Almost as much as I love mst3k

>>716177884
I agree with a lot of the shit he says, it's just not comedy. He's Hannah Gadsby for men born in the 80s. I couldn't give a fuck if a guy gets up on stage and starts talking about the prison system being bad and a bunch of retards start clapping and cheering.

>>716177883
>>716177984
Oh man I have to share this highly specific contextual bit of qualia with you fellas.
>last year
>playing a mystery escape game visual novel
>main characters are a black girl and guy
>one-off ashy skin joke
>immediately imagine Ashy Larry
My white ass would have never got it otherwise.

>>716177928
>Man, You CORNY!!
>Next motherfucker that speaks outta turn gonna get shot.

>>716178359
>My name is...
>PHUK
>YU

>>716141000
you can tell he is mentally ill just by looking

>>716178130
It was how he delivered meaningful dialogue in-between his comedy that made him what he was. He created his own brand. You have to care about humanity, but also see it's many MANY flaws to understand both sides of his comedy

>>716178248
As a white dude, I never knew either. Goddamn the world series of dice was great too

>>716141000
Zoomers literally grew up on youtuber react content.
>WAS THAT GOLDEN FREDDY??? (wide open mouth)

>>716147101
Anyone married for over a decade understands this.

>>716179081
Interacting with someone as gay as you makes me understand why Carlin has so many fans.

>>716177928
>I'm surprised it doesn't get mentioned here on /v/ more often
It aired before most of the posters here were born, anon.

>>716179556
Some real insight there. With all the grace and substance of a youtube comment from a edgy 14 yo, you sure showed me. Go lick some more corpo boot, it is dinnertime in burgerland after all

>I heard they were making a third person shooter about my wife
>Turns out there's an "ry" sound at the end of Mafia: The Old Country

>>716141000
Millennials didn't write that shit

>>716141000
I loved The Mask as a little boy, tried it again recently. Literally Indian-tier shit

>>716180006
So if you're so smart when it comes to politics, humanism, ethics, etc, I assume you've actually read some books by famous philosophers, maybe even some papers on the subject. You're not just some dumbass manchild pseud who thinks he's smart for reading reddit headlines and watching George Carlin or Bill Hicks, right?

>>716177928
>>716178751
Playa Hater's Ball is the peak of Chappelle's Show.
>YOU LOOK LIKE A BOOTLEG ICE T

>>716180312
I've studied psychology, sociology, and philosophy, in pursuit of my teaching degree. So yes. It's because I studied those subjects more passionately than other sciences or history that I can appreciate George Carlin's works. I've been here since 05, I have no desire to go to reddit, although it's very apparent that reddit users have infected this site some time ago, and who tf is bill hicks?

>You know my wife, she's a big girl. I mean A BIG GIRL. You kidding?
>When she plays It Takes Two, the game doesn't even ask for a second player.

>>716180314
The dickholes line is one of my overall favorites.

>THE ASIAN DELEGATION CHOOSES... TIGER WOODS
>GOODBYE FRIED CHICKEN
>HELLO FRIED RICE

>Hickory Dickery Dock, Chun-Li rode my cock
>Then Cammy came over. I bent her over!
>And her ass felt the shock, OH!!

>>716141000
He’s literally me

>>716147101
Fucking LOL

>>716183204
MST3K, Chris Farley and Adam Sandler (pre mr deeds) was my 90s comedy of choise growing up
80s and earlier goes to Monty Python, Leslie Nielsen and Mel Brooks
I could appreciate Jim Carry, but I wouldn't say I was ever a big fan of his. I did particularly like liar liar though

I took in my used games to GameStop and got offered was 3 bucks in store credit.
I asked the guy, ‘Is that all it’s worth?’ He says, ‘Hey, you opened it.’
I said, ‘Of course I opened it, how else am I supposed to regret buying it?

>>716143967
Hah

>>716183889
Kek
That could be so many games

>>716148814
>Some guy came up to me the other night and started talking about Mass Effect, and I said, "so you met my wife"
Got an oho out of me.

>>716156120
If we ever find intelligent, extraterrestrial life, I imagine we can find common ground with slapstick comedy being humorous.

>I was playing a Playstation game the other day and...
>Why do they call it a ''cutscene''?
>The scene clearly isn't cut, I've been watching it for 4 hours!

>>716184449
I love Seinfeld vidya threads. Not every post sticks, but the good ones are DAMN good

>>716184449
>What’s the deal with game reviews?
>They spend ten pages on prose and give it a 9 out of 10, even though the game looks like crap.
>Meanwhile, /v/ says ‘Where's the cunny?!’
>Who do I believe, the guy with the fancy words or the guy yelling in all caps?

>>716180719
I'd watch late night talk shows if they were like this now

>>716177248
he hate liberals just as much as he hated christians

also you're a psued

>>716180719
kek

>>716186252
That's what smoothbrains don't get. He didn't "pick sides". If someone was a clear case of setting humanity/ civilization back, he gave it to them. Although I personally loved the ripping of religiontards, his takes on pc liberaltards was amazing and spot on too, but >>716177248 clearly didn't have anything to offer other than
>He's not funny, and I don't agree with his world view, so it must not be right or have value at all, and anyone who does agree with any of his points are fags because they're fags

>>716183460
Could you imagine a Mel Brooks game?

>>716185045
Jej

>>716188113
One of real value couldn't be made now, but in the era of early 3d leisure suit Larry? Oh fuck yeah. You'd have to put Mel Brooks' name in the title so enough people bought it, and mother groups couldn't touch it, no matter how assblasted they got (for zoomies itt who wouldn't know, mother groups were the one and only group roadblocking gaming att, and they could only accomplish so much)

>George: "So Jane and I watched that Fallout show last night....."
>Jerry: "Ouch, how was it?"
>George: "Bad, Jerry. Real bad. I had no idea what was going on. It was like watching a bad Twilight Zone. What's worse is she wants to play the games now and she thinks that I know the series! You know I don't know anything about Fallout. I'm an Elder Scrolls guy, you know I don't like those challenging shooty games."
>Jerry: "And yet, you still go for a stealth archer in Skyrim..."
>[Kramer enters the apartment with incredibly loud headphones on playing 1950s music]
>Kramer: "HEY-O!"
>(Jerry and George shift their heads a bit from the sound leaking from his headphones)
>Jerry: "So, did you recommend a game?"
>George: "No, I pretended to be mad at the show for ruining the lore or something. Just things I saw off Twitter."
>Jerry: "Isn't it X now?"
>Kramer: (Slides his headphones off onto his neck) "Woah, what's this?"
>Jerry: "Kramer turn that off. It's too loud. You're losing your hearing."
>(Kramer turns off the music)
>Jerry: George needs a Fallout game to recommend to his girlfriend"
>Kramer: "How about Tactics?"
>Jerry: (confused) "T-tactics. Why not New Vegas?"
>Kramer: (scoffs) "Nice try, Jerry, but I'm not going to recommend fanfaction. Tactics has got challenge and a great story. It even sounds smart! Tactics!"
>George: "Yeah....yeah...I can be a real smart gamer." looks at his watch "Ah crap, I gotta run. Thanks Kramer."
>(George storms out of the apartment in a rush)
>Jerry: "Tactics? Really?"
>Kramer: "I mean, 5 is still my favourite Final Fantasy game, Jerry. Even if you disagree."
>Jerry: (shouts) "FALLOUT! WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FALLOUT!"
>(Kramer jolts backwards)

>>716188635
Lmao. This is the good shit here

>>716145295
More funnies please

>>716173505
He made it 15 more years than I thought he would.

>>716188635
Kramer!

>>716188635
>See, my friend Bob Sacamano who works at Atlus...

>>716188525
>No Blazing Saddles with Red Dead's engine or an Men in Tights adventure game.

>>716189459
This. Dude looked in his 70s for the last 30 years

>>716153335
god dammit

>>716189764
The two main problems I see would be
>Even the slightest bending of the knee to not offend [delicate flower group]
>Modern "standards" would make them more like movies than games. The occasional scene would be fine, like something the scope/ scale of a PS2 era game, but not walk alongs and 5+ minute scenes like whats commonplace today
Games CAN be funny, without impeding gameplay, like the Stanley Parable, but it's gotta be done right

>>716164757
noice

>>716145295
I didn't know this was Tony Zaret

>>716180131
>>716177084
Millenials didn't create it but they were influence by it.
Same as how all the big names in early boomer rock were actually Silent Gens

>>716140240 (OP)
Rodney is just mid-century Norm McDonald
It's not the joke, it's the way he tells it

>>716190831
>it's the way he tells it
for me it's steven wright

>>716156120
Okay, you passed.

>>716188635
Pretty good

>>716165141
4chan hates Nick Mullen now?

>>716190831
>Adam Sandler: there's something important I was supposed to do. What day is it?
>Norm: uh, october?
>Adam: it's nudie magazine day!!!

Or
>Norm: turd ferguson. It's a funny name

>>716188635
should I watch this show
this is seinfeld right

>>716191495
Yeah Seinfeld is pretty good, first few seasons are a bit slow but once you understand the characters and their dynamics it's hilarious.

Try watching The Limo from S3E19, it's a good one.

>>716191495
It became the gold standard for what became the
>4+ shitty-ish people doing reasonable or shitty things depending on the situation, despite norms or common courtesy
genre. Other examples include always sunny and curb your enthusiasm

>>716191695
The Seinfeld crew were way less conspicuously shitty and eccentric than the Always Sunny gang. They were pretty normal mainly.

>>716191969
True, but they layed the foundation that future shows like sunny could build off of.

HOOTY HOO

Threads like these are why I still come to this shithole of a site

>>716190031
Brooks best work takes the piss out of everyone. Even himself!

>>716140816
>Maybe millennials and zoomers wouldn't have turned into such dick sucking failure faggots if they had grown up with Don Rickles
fixed that for you

>>716140240 (OP)
I don’t get the joke

>>716140240 (OP)
Rare to see a truly high quality post here. Thank you, anon

>>716141000
Lol is this an american only issue? I dont even see fucks like thay

>>716188635
good payoff

>>716164757
It should be
>Who made this game?
>From Software
>What is?
>Who made the game
>That's what I'm asking! Who made the game?
>From Software
>What's from software?
>Who made the game
>I DUNNO!

>>716193453
Lmao on point

>No respect I tell ya
>I joined a TF2 game
>They put me on the Green Team

>>716193608
kek

>>716188113
Armed and Dangerous (the lucasarts one) comes to mind

>>716153697
The amusement comes from the accuracy which which anon transposes the Rodney Dangerfield style into a video game setting, without compromise

>>716141000
Carrey was far from the first LE FUNNY FACES AND WEIRD VOICE man.

>>716192507
> You can't torquemada anything!

>>716188635
I laughed

>>716193453
A good "Who's On First" is always good yuks.

>>716141000
This guy is demonically possessed. He even admits to believing in some law of attraction shit in some interview. His head is too far up his ass

>>716165463
A whole pack of them

>>716192614
Thanks for the upvote faggot

>>716140816
We did(millennials), also what are you 50?

>>716141000
Still funnier than
>Haha, he farted! Hahaha!

>>716165141
>Nick is a chud

>>716140816
But we did.

>>716196651
Underrated gem of it's time

>>716147101
Good one

What games does Dr. Vinny Boombatz play?

>>716196289
rent free, tendie

Any good Dangerfield movies?

>>716140240 (OP)
>>716141803
>>716142082
>>716147101
>>716148814
>>716148953
>>716150605
Real name (((Jacob Cohen)))

>Well that game was awful
>Y'know I think a lot of game devs must have allergies.
>Why do you say that?
>Because they all pay doctors to get rid of their nuts!

>>716140240 (OP)
>Let me tell ya, I get no respect from those jannies. I reported a post for being off topic and they banned ME!
>Yeah, I know I'm ugly. How do I know? I started a thread asking for any games with Lovecraftian horror. My wife replied with a photo of my scrotum!

>>716200559
"I thought he was good at selling out" is the best moment of any game awards

>I tell ya man its hard to be black but aint nowhere harder than playing dem videogames
>them thangs just keep getting more realistic, my lil one was playing something called San Andreas and i was like finally, a game where i play as a fucking brotha for once
>let me take a guess what they make that fucking nigga do take a guess they make that NIGGA steal a fucking bike i swear to god
>i swear man shit was so realistic by the time i finished the first mission i recieved my papers to appear in court

Recommend me some Rodney stand ups

>>716189764
>>716188525

>>716204335
Many thanks, anon
This webm never fails in busting my sides

>>716140240 (OP)
this isn't nearly self-depricating enough and is too long. 3/10

>>716141879
rodney never did wife bad jokes unless they were just him getting cucked jokes. he always made himself the butt

>>716150605
first good one in the thread

>>716140240 (OP)
LMAO

>>716144997
He'd actually make that joke and I think that's neat

>>716199534
if you couldn't tell he was jew by looking at him instead of your triple parenthesis shit then you're a retard

>>716164757
pretty good

>>716180719
LOL

>>716193608
lol

>So, uhh, I'm with the wife and she starts gettin' frisky.
>Sooner or later we're doing the deed. And my wife goes: "How about we try some raceplay?"
>So I bite the pillow and moan "Black Lives Matter, honey!"

>>716203660
any time he was on carson is my favorite

>>716196936
Rapelay

>>716172289
>Best comedy TV show there was.
You mean Key & Peele.

>>716173505
This is how I find out?

>>716176245
The fact that you have Mooney on that list but not Eddie Murphy is insane.

>>716140816
They did, retard.

>>716150072
looooooooll

>>716172847
>Don't give up Stinky! My dad says if you never give up, and work hard, all your dreams will come true!

>THAT'S THE GAYEST SHIT I EVER HEARD

>>716192985
Worse, Canadian

>>716174014
It's really is incredible just how much better he is than Eddie at everything

>I don't get no respect. I go to GameStop and ask the clerk where I can get the best game in town, and he gives me my wife's phone number.
>The next day I go back and say, hey wise guy, I'm talking video games. I want to see the best video game in town. So he buys me a movie ticket.
>On the third day I go, I asked if everyone his age had such terrible taste in video games
>He tell me if I want to know so bad, then to get lost
>That's how I ended up on /v/

>>716153335
Best one itt.

>>716207372
Kek

>>716153335
i have maybe a thousand hours in d2lod and d2r and i don't get it

>>716177248
>4chan hates Carlin now
I want to go back to before 2016

>>716140240 (OP)
mild chuckle

>>716180235
if you haven't already, give the comics a try.
the mask movie is just a diluted version of the comic which is 100/10 kino

>>716207372
kek

>wife bad
Holy shit, warn a guy before you drop a knee-slapper like that

>>716208671
>everything is le pointless
Carlin was a faggot.

>>716141000
I will admit. His faces do look "funny".
Still not a fan of Jim though. Kind of a faggot.

>>716196346
No it isn't? Who farted though? lol.

>>716208671
carlin was always for redditor psueds and midwits

Reminder that people who belittle this kind of comedy laugh at skibidi toilet.

hey how about instead of Chrono Trigger..

>>716180719
>>716207372
fucking kek

>>716188635
kek

>>716140240 (OP)
Funny comedian desu.
>>716170049
I grew up with his stuff on youtube. Overrated, his best parts are plays on English language.

>>716147101
top zozzle

>>716206493
>Jewish woman
>All she can think about is black dick
many such cases

>>716205970
I like mitchell & webb more

>>716201992
>Are you kidding?! I mean there's this Lovecraftian game, "Look Outside" and if ya get seen by the Visitor, ya mutate!
>My Wife goes, "Really? Maybe he can come fix your face!" Boy, No Respect.

>>716216178
good taste

>>716217513
I'd like a survival horror game where you play as a Rodney Dangerfield character

>>716218961
He and his wife reconcile in the good ending

>>716177928
Did Vos get even one line during this whole skit?He's front and center in this lineup but I don't remember hearing him say a damn thing.

>>716140816
“Stand up” is extremely feminine and fucking gay

>>716213687
>Overrated, his best parts are plays on English language
Great bits too, but if (presumably as an adult) you're incapable of understanding and appreciating his philosophical pieces, and it doesn't get you thinking, you're incapable of getting it. I'm sorry for your loss, anon. Enjoy a ignorant life of blind consumption and bootlicking to those that tell you what you want to hear

>>716145295
The cropped chuck norris face on di caprio makes this one for me

>>716220139
They are not that deep tho.

>>716209620
>Many people scoffed at the very idea of a round earth, and earth revolving around the sun instead of the sun around the earth for years and years
Believe what you want, reddit buzzword-kun

>>716209397
See>>716220139

>>716220401
They don't have to be deep to be on to something
>>716208671
If the gaming landscape has taught me anything, there IS NO going back, no matter how much we wish it
Our only hope is enough collectively eventually see shit for what it is and change even a little bit of the bullshit around for the better

>>716180235
You’re just a faggot, don’t blame the movie

>>716206246
nta, but as great as his standup was, I think he didn't make anon's list because eddie eventually sold out and went "pg", instead of staying the course

>>716218961
>They say Silent Hill is a place where your worse nightmares come to life.
>Now I know where my wife was born at.

>>716205970
K&P didn't age for shit.

>>716173994
Underrated

>Zilch, nada, zero
>*Opens envelope*
>Describe the PS5's library.

I went to the game store I say I went to the game store he says oh we got a gamer here
I say whadaya mean
He says your wife just came in and bought a 2DS because you’re an autistic retard

>>716205970
K&P is fake chapelle show

>>716223393
You do know that Velma was hated by EVERYONE, right? It was one of the few things the internet agreed on.

>>716188635
>giddyup

>>716223764
who hates it isn't the point of the picture
but the age of people who led the creation of it

>>716224553
Fair

boomer's humor is so unbelievable cringe its unreal.
>MUH WIFE LOLOLOLOL YES I HATE MY WIFE TOO! I CAN RELATE LOLOLO

Bill Hicks > Doug Stanhope > George Carlin

>>716226919
>Boom
>Z-zoom
>BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM-
>ZOOMYZOOMZOOOOM!!

>>716229393
>YELLOW!
>PINK!

>>716199534
DAMN. so every single stand up "comedian" is actually just a servant of Yahweh making fun of the average white working class man?