Donkey Kong Bozzy Bananza to congrats Donkey Kongs New game

Donkey Kong Bozzy Bananza to congrats Donkey Kongs New game

what's a "bussy bananza"?

>>716150337 (OP)

>>716150876
Donkey Kong Bozzy Bananza to congrats Donkey Kongs New game

>huh, a new nintendo game is out! I better consoom it immediately and get my camera and make some banana milkshakes to take a picture with my camera to post it to social media I'm gonna get so many likes my fellow ninfants!
Why are they like this

>>716151143
He could need to review it for their platform. I dont know.

>>716150337 (OP)
>latter

>>716151523
Donkey Kong Bozzy Bananza to congrats Donkey Kongs New game

>>716151143
>people with no talent posting their consooming habits on the internet because it's their only path to getting attention and maybe celebrity status
The real question is why does /v/ keep reposting twitter shit here?

>>716152134
Would you prefer Facebook?

his other posts say he admittedly only bought the game because of Pauline, what did he mean by that?

>>716152134
>because it's their only path to getting attention and maybe celebrity status
That's a facebook screenshot, not a twitter one, that guy is posting about his life to his own friends

>>716152254
Maybe he likes her singing gimmick?

>>716152212
don't see anything wrong, just some guy looking for fortnite pussy

>michael snow
doesn't this guy make weird experimental structuralist film

>>716150337 (OP)
Those milkshakes do look good.

>>716152404
I'm so glad I haven't been single for nearly a quarter century.

>>716152373
>to his own friends
then how come I'm seeing it?

>>716152564

>>716152212
I'd game with him

>>716150337 (OP)
Congratulations Saar Donkey on project launch also are you hiring new coder? Give good kpi

>>716152212
Holy shit what a fucking faggot.
>fortnite dating site
Is it 99% pedophiles and bots?

>>716152584
You are Michael Snow's friend now, there is no turning back.

>>716152670
Dont know. I haven't joined the Facebook group because I've been happily married for nearly 20 years.

>>716150337 (OP)
BANANA

>>716152782
Have you played E33? I actually quite like Bananza but E33 is genuinely arguably the best video game ever made. It’s not perfect though since the level design can be lackluster at times but it’s exceptional in nearly every category.

>>716152765
aren't you the walmart wagie

>>716152961
>the best video game ever made
you rang?

>>716152673
Michael Snow bros where we at

>>716152961
>RPG shit we've seen countless times but French is better than Wrecking Crew 2025 starring Donkey Dong & Loline

Fuck off.

>>716152565
why dont people who play final fantasy like her take a hint out of those games with insanely beautiful people and try to look a little bit nice themselves rather than be fat and ugly with no effort put into their appearance? this includes men as well like 90% of this board

>>716151143
>>huh, a new nintendo game is out! I better consoom it immediately and get my camera and make some banana milkshakes to take a picture with my camera to post it to social media I'm gonna get so many likes my fellow ninfants!
why are you like this. these people don't know any better and are just enjoying something. this type of hostility should be towards the gaming companies and industries that invest a shit load of money on human studies to try and continually discover new ways on how to get people obsessed with new product so that they are more than willing to part with their money for it.

>>716150337 (OP)
not a cult btw

>>716153071
Super Metroid is also good but Hollow Knight is better in every category desu

>>716150337 (OP)
Man, I legit wanted to try a Banana Burger because the way the game described it.

>>716153052
Yes. I've been working at walmart for over 25 years despite putting in countless hours on Indeed and LinkedIn only to be reached out by jeets scamming me tryna get my PII. Sucks.

>>716153252
>Making milkshakes is cultist behavior now

>>716152961
>the best video game ever made.
This is what a little kid will tell you about their latest obession no matter when you ask.

>>716152961
bro its barely a video game

>>716152565
How do we get them together

>>716153131
Its bizzare. They need to work on themselves before they reach out to others. At least put in the work, do some cosplay pics, fuckin something!

>>716153398
Sure, and also all the user rating aggregators like Metacritic, Backloggd, HLTB, and IMDB

>>716153405
I dont know. It's most likely not possible because the guy is most likely a heterosexual.

>>716151143
You're the biggest loser here, you're pissed off that a person enjoying their hobbies shares them with their friends on facebook. Literally how is that any of your business? People like you are what makes society rotten, you're disgusting.

>>716152961
You're clearly underage therefore are not allowed to post here. Fuck off kid.

>>716152961
I played it. It’s good. But it didn’t blow me away. Genuinely I think the biggest problem is that the entire plot comes down to
>woman moment
That and the animations are absolute shit for a game that’s entirely about parrying things. Arbitrary slow motion has no place in this kind of game.
I had way more fun with Bananza.

>>716152765
>happily married
so is that why you spend your free time on the internet blindly hating people you'll interact with in your life? if you really were happy, you wouldn't feel the need to bring someone else down to feel happy. that's coming from a lack of joy. you are fueling that lack by making someone else suffer.

you're not a happy person.

>>716152961
>but E33 is genuinely arguably the best video game ever made.
E33 is just a French interpretation of The NeverEnding Story with more drama and angst.

>>716153834
Entirely wrong media illiterate esl

>>716153742
>so is that why you spend your free time on the internet blindly hating people you'll interact with in your life?
Its mostly at work since my coworkers have a difficult grasp on the English language.
>if you really were happy, you wouldn't feel the need to bring someone else down to feel happy. that's coming from a lack of joy. you are fueling that lack by making someone else suffer.
My mental state cannot be guaged over the internet. Do NOT attempt to grow a brain.
>you're not a happy person.
Its funny seeing someone talking about stuff they dont know to someone they dont know. It happens all the time.

>>716154074
yea, you're extremely miserable. I can tell by your obsession with this guy. do me a favor, whatever you do, don't ever drop the trip.

>>716153935
Then explain how running away from reality in a magical painting is less of an angsty drama then hopping into a magical book for adventure?

>>716153131
this is conjecture but i think a lot of people just dont think its possible to change the way you look for the better, and they think it either comes natural or doesn't. sure they may be familiar with the concept of working out, losing weight, grooming yourself, styling your hair etc. but they can't imagine themselves doing those things so they give up before they even try, because again they think it all must come natural or not at all. that or they are just retarded and did it all wrong.

if you talk to one of these people about losing weight and grooming themselves, they tend to have a prepared list of excuses why they can't do those things. you can read some of that stuff here on 4channel sometimes. there are those copypastas here that says you're either born a gigachad or a fat retard ugly fuck (therefore its ok to stay comfy and accept your life as a fat retard ugly fuck)

>>716152961
>turn-based rpg
>best of anything
l o l

>>716154175
>>716154175
>yea, you're extremely miserable. I can tell by your obsession with this guy.
I'm not obsessed. You're close to catching a treason charge for acting like a looney toon.
>do me a favor, whatever you do, don't ever drop the trip.
Unfortunately for you I gotta hang it up. My contract extension of playing the walmartanon character expires at the end of the summer and 4chan Culture Committee CEO, GM, and Head of Creative Perry Caravello and I couldn't come to an agreement to terms we could mutually be satisfied with. A shame. It's been a fun 10 years, but I can't do it forever.