Thread 716152289

> Oh woah this dispatch game looks co-
> It's dating sim garbage for lonely heteroid men

Why do incels ruin everything? If you can't find love in real life just end yourself instead of having to turn every vidya into a dating sim

>>716152289 (OP)
why haven't you killed yourself yet, Farquaad

>>716152363

Suicide is straight male culture why would i steal it from you?

>>716152363
Nah he's right faggots like you who need constant feminine romcom nonsense are low t niggers who deserve death

>>716152289 (OP)
Honestly the premise looks very telltale-ish but you work as a dispatcher for heroes, it's kind of a good idea. Except the romance seems just forced on.

>>716152289 (OP)
>heteroid
lmao have you seen her body?

>>716152289 (OP)
>> It's dating sim garbage for lonely heteroid men
playing that shit

>>716152363
fpbp

> Alanah Pearce
> Brekaing Bad guy
> Penguinzoo guy who supports child transition

HOLY SHIT THIS GAME HAS EVERYTHING!

>>716152289 (OP)
>>716152401
>>716152464

>>716152895
Lmao the porn addicted dicklet really didn't like his man made romance cuck shit being criticized.

>>716152289 (OP)
I’m excited for this game! Never thought we’d get a major Western title with a WMWF relationship, and she’s an attractive blonde no less.

>>716152289 (OP)
>It's dating sim garbage for lonely heteroid men
Sorry they don't make games for lonely faggoid men like you

>>716152289 (OP)
the bigger issue is it has all the incestuous American VAs (critical role )
and
>Alanah Pearce

>>716153014
Yes! and voice by Alanah Pearce herself! she's a goddess!!!

She's going to die or turn out to be a "secret supervillain" like Homelander/Ebil Supraman from Da Boise tv show.

>>716153127
That's the Karlach character.
Erin Yvette voices Superwoman.

>>716153034
They do, most romance games from the last decade are LGBT-slanted. Dream Daddy, most Bioware games, Date Everything, etc.

>>716153060
The American VA industry are a country club and they need to be thrown bones or else they riot, whatever. This is that game.

>>716152519
It seems fun. As for romance, I believe the MC will be an emasculated beta male and any romantic interaction will be led by the female. Except your expectations subverted. Also even if you have the option to go for a kiss, the game might chastise you for taking the initiative.

>>716153180
You are saying this as if it's a bad direction to take the story.

>>716153180
Supervillain gf...

>>716153498
This isn’t me trying to insult you, but have you actually seen a classic American love story? This is how they always work. The main character is Some Guy who catches the eye of The Perfect Woman and eventually earns her love. It’s very 90s/2000s.

>>716153635
>>716153650
Based emasculated incels who love their "evil women!" like in your heckin' animes and femdom porn videos

>>716153180
But that's hot as fuck and the best direction her character can take

>>716153498
Yeah this, you absolutely cannot trust western devs with this stuff.

>>716153725
I'm just saying that a love interest being an antagonist is not the worst direction Telltale survivors can take the story to. I don't know why you immediately wrapped it into your bizarre coomer aerobics. This is a bizarre projection.

LEAVE HER ALONE

>>716153725
What does femdom porn have to do with it
I want to be Cobra Commander but I'll meet them halfway

>>716152289 (OP)
This game looks more like something I would find on a nerdy girl's gamer laptop than in sort of chud's library.

>>716153947
>Because she’s a woman
Is a stretch. It’s not 2012 anymore, people don’t hate female voices simply because they’re women.

>>716152289 (OP)
Does this one have a brown futa or a small foulmouthed girl who exclusively does anal?

>>716154148
I know, right? It’s a very inoffensive sort of story. The hot Aryan woman picks up a schlub who lost his mojo and spritzes him back into shape, while falling for him along the way. This is like 80% of YA romantic fiction.

I need a romance VN or just a game with romance, but the girl should be a creepy dork.
If she doesn't look tomoko adjacent I don't want her

Literally why is it so hard to get an original superhero game made. Just roll up a character like an RPG and select your powers and shit. Character create your costume. How fucking hard can it be.

>>716152289 (OP)
Source? The trailer doesn't look like that at all. Typical branching story Telltale game, with team-building/strategy mechanics.

>>716154404
There were two of those released recently, MiSide being the big one.

>>716152289 (OP)
Now they need to make this into a h-game where she gets pimped by a fat ugly bastard behind your back and wears more revealing outfits, eventually becoming a super slut bimbo bitch.

>>716154662
Based porn addict incel.

>>716154595
If they release that peaceful mode it may be alright, whats the other one though?
I need the creepiest of dorks

>>716154595
She just wanted to kill you anon

>>716152289 (OP)
what's the title?

>>716155269
My Superhero Crush fucks an Ugly Fat Bastard Behind my Back.

>>716155421
sounds like a game that gets bump limit threads daily here

>>716152289 (OP)
I fully support treating homosexuality as a mental illness again.

It's obvious that all of the 90s rhetoric about wanting to be left alone was just a smokescreen to shame people into handing you authority so that you could make it illegal to be normal and force your shit down our throats at every turn, and all of the people who called you extreme degenerates were right.
>SAYS THE GUY WHO'S ATTRACTED TO WOMEN
Yes, not ten year old boys.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/
>"Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies."

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/assault/roots/freud.html
> "The results of this study indicate that individuals who score in the homophobic range and admit negative affect toward homosexuality demonstrate significant sexual arousal to male homosexual erotic stimuli"

>>716152401
Alexa pull up homosexual vs heterosexual suicidality

>arachnophobia?
>You must secretly want to fuck spiders

The game seemed woke to me

>>716155732

By all means do ask Alexa about it.

>>716156335
Okay now what

>>716155732
I doubt there would be much of a difference.

>>716156424
You sure about that?

>>716156415
> Instead of asking about gays he's now bringing dykes, biscum and trannies into the mix
Of course you were going to be dishonest, otherwise your argument would have fallen apart :S

>>716152289 (OP)
Faggots aren't real, anyways. People who claim to be gay on 4chan are literally just trolling.

Also we need more games where you're just some dude managing super heroes' or other crazy shit. All we get is gacha and I don't really care for those.

>>716156550
You're either straight or deviant. Deviant classes have higher rates of suicide.

>>716156714
> HA YOUR GROUP IS BAD!
> BUT TO PROVE YOUR GROUP IS BAD UHH I'LL TALK ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER GROUPS INSTEAD!

Also the cherry on the cake is talking about "suicide ideations" and "suicidal behavior" rather than actual suicide rates

You lost.

is this the next game chuds will try to doom?

>>716156791
>men are single and that's bad
Not as bad as taking your own life. You aren't squirming out of this one

>>716153635
>>716153843
Oh it wasn't any sort of criticism. I'm just saying it's looking fairly obvious. I could be wrong. I'm actually looking forward to more Telltale games. And yes, good guy x evil girl romance is hot.

>>716156871
> He keeps trying to pin tranny suicide rates on gays
You lost :S

>>716157205
No trannies mentioned, homo
>>716157082

>>716157394
> No trannies mentioned
>> The actual text

You lost :S
I'm sorry you straight men love killing yourselves more than troons, must be because none of you have sex.

>>716157205
not him but you already lost, at life. You're suffering and nothing he could say or do would be worse than your life.

>>716156805
>dooming a game about an /m/ incarnate dicking down brown tomboys and supergirls

>>716157894
> Y-you're suffering! Your life is bad! *says the heteroid lonely incel as his group literally kills themselves in waves, doesn't have sex and will die alone*

Yeah i'm suffering so much.
Tell me again, was it jews or blacks the reason you can't get a girlfriend?
Will your anime underage girlfriend attend your funeral when you off yourself?

>>716152464
>feminine romcom
Romance is masculine, you fool.
It's men lying to each other about an unobtainable ideal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(mythology)

>>716158104
>I'm happy
>that's why I clout farm for validation

>>716158235
> Clout farm for validation

1. I don't speak zoom zoom
2. You're the one who came into a thread pointing out how lonely you str8 trashare even telltale like hero games you have to make about romance becuase you'll never experience talking to a woman in real life :S

>>716152464
I literally can't think of even 3 romcom games in these last 10 years that

Never commit suicide.

>>716152289 (OP)
Dating sims was the only genre of games that was not saturated in the market.

>>716158320
I didn't point out that men are lonely, I pointed out homos kill themselves at a 2:1 rate compared to straight men.

>>716158491

Yet you haven't been able to provide any evidence about it. Instead you talked about statistics about other groups other than"homos".

Listen i'm sorry yourlife as an heteroid sucks. i'm sorry if you ever stop being a pathetic sexless lonely incel you'll just endup being divorce raped or raising Tyrone's son, but if life is so bad for you straights, you should just end it, your kind is used to that anyway.

>>716153680
All I see is Jewish propaganda to make men lazy waiting for “the one”.

>>716158602
Homos are the nonstraight deviant class. "Your team" as it were

>>716153947
>minorites aren't worth listening to
zased?

>>716152289 (OP)
Who are you to speak of love, OP?

>>716152289 (OP)
>It's dating sim garbage for lonely heteroid men
Wait, so it's actually good?
Too bad I hate cape shit but good to know we are moving in the right direction again.

>>716152289 (OP)
I'd like for this game to be good, but the e-celeb voice actors don't inspire confidence.

>>716158104
Bro... hope you find peace and let go of whatever is raping your brain.

Faarquad has been coping about his miserable life in these threads for how long at this point? 5 years? Longer?

>>716160090

Thanks! I hope your /v/idya waifus attend your funeral when you become another straight white male suicide statistic.

>>716153010
>tranny calling anyone else a porn addict
lol. lmao

>>716160396
you sound really miserable

>>716152889
>Laura Bailey voices the main romance interest
picked up, sorry about your celebrity hate boner oomfie, or whatever you're mad about

>>716161898
> Y-you're miserable! YOU ARE!!!

Damn straight men are so sad.

This entire thread is just an unironic faggot posting walls of seethe while accusing others of seething. Many such cases.

>>716152889
>Laura Bailey
>Travis Willingham
I guess Troy Baker had a falling out. Usually wherever Laura and Travis goes, he follows.

>>716162130
sounds like a normal /v/ thread to me

>>716162130
Maybe he just needs a fat cock in his mouth in order to shut up
But I'm guessing nobody wants him which is why he is lashing out, unironically an incel lmao

>>716153947
>entire career was some form of "journalism"
>the office dwelling blogger type, not the field journalist type
>minority
Maybe if she was doing actual programming or involved with the 'ugly' things like game balance.

>charlie
Oh good, now people will know it's normie approved and a safe buy.

>>716152889
wow a who's who of literal whos

>>716152363
>he was right
ahaha

>>716152289 (OP)
I can only assume a disease ridden homosexual made this thread.
Also fuck capeshit.

>>716156791
>> BUT TO PROVE YOUR GROUP IS BAD UHH I'LL TALK ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER GROUPS INSTEAD!
But you can all be lumped into that category together lol, how can you possibly debate against that

>>716152289 (OP)
>We can work with this
The industry will never most past cliche dialogue. Awkwarrrrrd!
>>716152464
TPBP

>>716156805
i hope the game is good because i want to have sex with a superheroine

Release date when?

>>716152464
Many are saying this.

>>Oh woah this obvious dating sim looks co-
>>It's a dating sim
dumbass retard

So, how much quality rule 34 is there of this game? That will be my judge of the game's success and whether it's worthwhile at all.


>>716158352
I'm guessing you're not functional in Japanese.