>>716162065 (OP)OP is a grown ass hairy man that allowed himself to get groomed by Deckerphiles just to spam these threads.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/8p9iwVoabq_lPOWzIh4c7g
by god i want them out of this planet
can't we promise them a bright future in taquisha centauri then send ships to fuel the sun?
>>716162532just like that Ray Bradbury short story
>>716162065 (OP)>>716162251HOLY SHIT I WANT HIM TO FUCK MY BOIPUSSY TILL I PROSTATE-CUM HANDS FREE
The reason the board has gone to shit is the lack of quality greentexts from irredeemable autists becaus2 nobody fucking does anything honestly anymore
>be me
>be retarded autistic loser
>stayed up late all night jerking off too the mushroom enemy from mario
>barely get any sleep, can barely keep eyes open
>go to bathroom to get ready for the day
>mistake handcream for toothpaste
>fuck my life, wash it out
>sit down to pee knowing my gooned out dick will spray
>somehow pee between the lid and the toilet base, wetting my boxers and the tiles
>fuck my life
>out of toilet paper to clean it up, just use my underpants
>go to get new boxers
>have no clean boxers
>fuck my life
>go commando, get my things, get on the bus
>phone is dead so have no idea when bua is coming
>bus finally shows up
>charge my phone on the bus
>its sunday
janny deletes my thread and any other thread with pepe in it but leaves this shit up. fucking retards.
>>716162956Green text is reddit now... AND WHY THE FUCK DID MODS DELETE MY LOOK OUTSIDE / TOUHOU THREAD WE WERE TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES THERE
>>716163232one of the jannies is a real prick, i tell ya...
>>716163232It's not reddit, never was and never will be. Reddit can't make greentexts
and reddit can't do half-height newlines
>>716163346They can but they are really gay and pretty much just glorified drama stories for youtueb.