Thread 716162319 - /v/ [Archived: 211 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:26:53 PM No.716162319
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>Dude, you have to play Max Payne! The gameplay is peak!

The gameplay in question:
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:29:06 PM No.716162482
i literally quit the game there lol, you need the unlockable golden guns to do it
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:29:29 PM No.716162509
>>716162319 (OP)
I have never actually played Max Payne, what are you actually supposed to do here? It looks like you just get one shot if you're out of cover for more than half a second
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:29:36 PM No.716162517
first time I see a 30+ second max payne clip without a cutscene in it
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:29:38 PM No.716162521
>>716162319 (OP)
max payne 3 is the worst one, zoomer
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:30:28 PM No.716162592
>>716162509
you're suppose to kill the other guy and not get shot while doing it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:31:38 PM No.716162665
>>716162319 (OP)
this is max payne 3, not max payne
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:32:01 PM No.716162702
>>716162509
He will actually kill you from behind cover on hard and above
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:35:49 PM No.716163002
>>716162509
The way I figured it out was to alternate tapping the left mouse button to aim and the right mouse button to shoot, if you're really quick and get off like 4-5 headshots you can stun him before he kills you. Even then it's down to luck, my guess is that the game was balanced around controller where the particle instantly snaps to the guy whenever you aim
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:37:30 PM No.716163143
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>>716162521
>max payne 3 is the worst one, zoomer
3 is actually the only good one, this is a common misconception
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:38:38 PM No.716163253
>>716163143
no it isn't, it's a straight up parody
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:46:08 PM No.716163841
>>716163253
It's a shooting game, you're reading too much into it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:47:22 PM No.716163935
>the game is famous for the dive slowmo mode where enemies can't hit you very much
>I'm going to play it as cover-based shooter or dive into open space to get shot and complain about "gameplay"
some people are destined to be losers
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:48:53 PM No.716164065
>>716163935
>my attention span is shorter than 15 seconds
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:50:14 PM No.716164187
>>716162319 (OP)
>posts rockstarslop pretending to be max payne
Embarrassing
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:51:59 PM No.716164327
>>716163143
holy kino i will be playing this after wuchang if something else doesnt grab attention
good marketing thread +rep
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:52:00 PM No.716164329
>>716163143
Consider suicide
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:52:42 PM No.716164393
>>716163143
Yeah, if you FUCKING love black junkies
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:53:35 PM No.716164449
>>716164065
get help for that, anon
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:55:38 PM No.716164632
>>716163143
>I failed them, but it's okay if a thug who killed them actually protects the favela from evil capitalists
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:58:52 PM No.716164889
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>>716163935
did you actually watch OP's video
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:01:57 PM No.716165127
I hope whoever made the cutscenes every 30 seconds unskippable was castrated.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:03:08 PM No.716165225
>>716164889
did you?
the gay retard gets killed only when he's laying or sitting after the jump outside of cover or tries to shoot from the cover
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:07:07 PM No.716165512
>>716165225
>only when he's laying or sitting after the jump
Well yeah, if you dive the game puts you in a recovery state that takes a couple seconds to get up from. This is the same as in the first 2 Max Payne games
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:11:49 PM No.716165890
>>716165512
right, so even this extremely mild restriction on invulnerability is too much to reason around for 70 IQ op
there's literally three different covers you can dive between and the retard dies in the open
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:12:14 PM No.716165932
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>>716162319 (OP)
you keep the barrett 50 cal from earlier to one tap that guy in shootdodge
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:14:03 PM No.716166076
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>>716165932
Oh yeah let me just restart this entire fucking 45 minute level that has another huge bullshit shootout before this one
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:16:05 PM No.716166252
>>716162319 (OP)
Stranglehold is much better. It has fun gameplay and none of the cringey grimdark sad redditboy story bullshit, just run and gun kong kong action fun
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:19:05 PM No.716166485
>>716162319 (OP)
that's max payne 3 nigger
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:19:23 PM No.716166506
>>716166076
yeah the camera shaking part sucks to aim in but its a solid level otherwise
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:20:42 PM No.716166606
>>716162319 (OP)
>cuckshit gaymes kusoge
>max payne
cuckshit has never made anything than poorly programmed exploitation slop aimed at minors
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:24:38 PM No.716166889
>>716166252
>Stranglehold
I remember this getting shit on when it came out, is it actually good?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:26:37 PM No.716167053
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>Max watches Favela Nigger shoot an innocent woman in the head for no reason
>Fast Forward
>Lets the Favela Monkey leave because "He'd paid enough"
This is the guy who had to flee New York because he shot someone who backhanded a hooker.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:28:21 PM No.716167190
>>716162319 (OP)
Max Payne ended with 2.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:29:59 PM No.716167315
>>716162319 (OP)
>>716162482
Filtered
By fucking max payne 3
Lmao
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:30:32 PM No.716167358
>>716162319 (OP)
This, the boat segment and the stupid airport grenade launcher section are the only bad parts. The rest of the game is solid.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:33:58 PM No.716167627
>>716167053
The building explodes immediately afterwards. He probably blew up while he was playing with the surgeon's innards
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:37:49 PM No.716167931
>>716163143
brazilian hands typed this post
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:38:35 PM No.716167985
>>716166889
It's a great game, in a great 7/10 game kind of way. Fun gameplay, easy going, over-the-top hong kong action movie if it was a game. It's quite short and sweet, I like it. It's available on gog. It's like max payne but instead of the game being made by depressed finn obsessed with david lynch it's hong kong action made by an actual hong kong flick director (john woo). Apparently the game is actually the sequel or prequel to one of his movies but it doesn't really matter, the storytelling is short and doesnt overstay its welcome
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:46:28 PM No.716168557
>love Max Payne 1+2 growing up
>3 comes out when I'm 18
>move out later, get my own apartment and an Oculus Quest
>try to do cool shit like carrying my rifle in one hand and shooting my pistol with the other in-game
>start to do cool dives in my empty 12'x12' living room on a carpet
>a few times later dislocate my shoulder and EMS asks me what happened
>"I was trying to be like Max Payne in VR sir, honestly"
It was really awkward
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:50:35 PM No.716168848
>>716162509
either die until the game despawns him or get lucky with the AI
max payne 3 isn't a well made game and the developers know it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:54:06 PM No.716169119
>>716168557
Are you saying you got an Oculus Quest in 2012? Come on anon I know it's a shitpost but at least try.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:58:39 PM No.716169468
>>716169119
>move out later
Are you ESL? Nice reading comprehension
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:02:51 PM No.716169828
>>716168557
Max Payne 3 has a VR mode?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:05:50 PM No.716170047
>>716169828
No I was doing that in Contractors
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:07:23 PM No.716170154
GLUE
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:09:35 PM No.716170329
>>716170154
kek
The game had such a serious tone up until that point
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:11:11 PM No.716170451
Max Payne 3 had a problem of too many fucking cutscenes that take you out of it.

I hope they don't fuck up the 1 and 2 remake, but I'm sure they will.
I'm sure they'll censor Mona's shower scene and her dildos as well.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:11:56 PM No.716170517
>>716162319 (OP)
>you have to play Max Payne
>webm is not Max Payne but Max Payne 3
Anon you doing okay? Forgot your meds?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:15:03 PM No.716170748
>>716162319 (OP)
Why anyone would play a third-person shooter other than the last of us 1 and 2 is beyond me.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:15:03 PM No.716170749
>>716162517
underrated
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:18:30 PM No.716170995
>>716168557
half this story is irrelevant to the punchline
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:19:38 PM No.716171072
>>716170995
>punchline
It's not a joke
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:23:05 PM No.716171331
>>716162319 (OP)
Damn, what a poorly made game. Imagine defending western slop in the age of From Software ludo.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:25:07 PM No.716171482
>>716162319 (OP)
fukkin git gud
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:27:27 PM No.716171653
>>716170451
>Max Payne 3 had a problem of too many fucking cutscenes that take you out of it.
Does it really though? Similar games from around the time(Vanquish, Uncharted etc) felt like they interrupted the action way more frequently than Max Payne 3. Maybe it's because I just replayed Vanquish but I don't get how Platinum always gets a pass for this, their games have as much cutscene time as gameplay time on a fresh playthrough
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:29:29 PM No.716171808
>>716171653
Vanquish was perfect you zoomer
It had a story you could actually care about, unlike MP3
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:32:51 PM No.716172043
>>716171653
NTA, but to me it does. I tried replaying it again a couple years ago, having loved it and replayed it several times earlier in life, but I just couldn't fucking stomach the constant "you get to play for 30 seconds to 2 minutes before having to watch cutscenes." Uninstalled before making it to the helicopter-sniper scene, it was that fucking boring and unfun to have the control constantly ripped from me just as things were picking up.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:33:15 PM No.716172086
Honestly my main gripe with it was the movement. It's what I've gotten into the habit of calling Rockstar movement because Rockstar does it in all their fucking games now. You can never just hit S and simply turn around or hit A or D to simply move left or right. No, your character has to do a fucking half circle turn before turning around or do a quarter circle to move left or right. It feels more like driving a car than controlling a character on foot. It's fucking annoying
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:34:55 PM No.716172212
>>716171808
>It had a story you could actually care about, unlike MP3
I have played Vanquish like 12 times since it came out, I could not tell you the name of a single entity in the game
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:36:29 PM No.716172323
>>716162319 (OP)
>too dumb to shoot when he reloads
That's a user-end problem, not a gameplay problem
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:46:28 PM No.716173013
>>716172212
I'm sorry you have ADHD
I hope you get help
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:47:19 PM No.716173063
>>716170451
>remake
Please no.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:51:53 PM No.716173381
>>716170451
>I'm sure they'll censor Mona's shower scene and her dildos as well.
good
degeneracy has no place in video games or western society as a whole
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:53:54 PM No.716173523
>>716162319 (OP)
Max Payne was good for the time, but it doesnt stands as a good shooter in the current year. No, not even the first one.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:58:47 PM No.716173843
>GIVE UP ON ME
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:05:55 AM No.716174348
>>716168557
stupid gringo
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:06:24 AM No.716174387
>>716173381
This. Any non-Muslimcoded games should be allowed
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:07:13 AM No.716174445
>>716172212
the last boss was called bogey
I'm not sure if the humans even had names
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:07:14 AM No.716174447
>>716170451
>her dildos as well.
dildos are empowering
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:08:12 AM No.716174502
>>716162319 (OP)
Max Payne 3 has some of the best gunplay ever put into an FPS, there were no problems there. The main problem it had was long unskippable cutscenes.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:09:10 AM No.716174560
>>716174502
OP has debunked your delusional shillpost.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:10:52 AM No.716174671
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>>716174445
>the last boss was called bogey
Bogey is just the generic term for an unidentified enemy in radar, usually a fast aircraft or missile. The last guy had a flying suit so he's a bogey, it's not his name
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:13:54 AM No.716174893
I liked how in Max Payne 1+2 you had to be careful when going through doors or entering new rooms because there'd usually be someone waiting to ambush you.
In Max Payne 3 99% of doors lead to a cutscene that ends with an auto slow mo shooting sequence.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:13:54 AM No.716174895
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The Paynecel shivers in fear of this
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:15:35 AM No.716175005
>>716174893
>I liked how in Max Payne 1+2 you had to be careful when going through doors or entering new rooms because there'd usually be someone waiting to ambush you.
this happens literally all the time in 3, it's especially annoying on the harder difficulties because they'll one shot you as soon as a single pixel enters your line of sight
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:16:49 AM No.716175091
>>716174895
subway surfers family guy peter griffin best moments asmongold reacts ahh gameplay
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:17:03 AM No.716175113
>>716174502
>ever put into an FPS
TPS even
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:18:59 AM No.716175259
>>716162319 (OP)
looks like you (and your head) got filtered
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:19:03 AM No.716175264
>>716174895
Too unrealistic
My suspension of disbelief went out the window
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:28:23 AM No.716175887
>>716174895
All of this could have been accomplished in 10% of the time by shooting out of cover
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:33:58 AM No.716176262
>>716171653
Vanquish is trash but MP3 definitely has more interrupting cutscenes.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:35:37 AM No.716176356
>>716174895
You don't need to do any of this to kill those enemies. Just simply point and shoot.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:39:28 AM No.716176592
>>716162319 (OP)
how the fuck are you getting filtered by max payne 3? 1 and 2 i can understand but fucking 3? holy shit you suck dick
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:43:07 AM No.716176835
>>716162319 (OP)
KEK I love when posts like these expose you people as the retards you are
GET OUT OF COVER AND MOVE RETARD
Also he can be killed with one shot to the neck before he even fires once
Youre shit at video games like everyone else here
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:44:58 AM No.716176957
>>716162509
You're not supposed to stick to cover. Shoot dive him.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:47:47 AM No.716177174
>>716162319 (OP)
thats not max payne. thats some shitty fanfic by cockstar.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:59:17 AM No.716177970
>>716176835
>>716176957
He does get out of cover in the webm though
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:23:47 AM No.716179661
>>716167190
This.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:30:30 AM No.716180116
I only played MP3 on PS3, I need to get this on my new rig soon
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:30:56 AM No.716180151
>>716177970
Slow-mo then roll out of cover into a dive. Unless a cutscene forces you, you probably should never be using cover except for very specific scenarios.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:31:56 AM No.716180210
>>716180151
>Unless a cutscene forces you, you probably should never be using cover except for very specific scenarios
Like playing the game above medium difficulty
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:35 AM No.716180240
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>>716163143
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:32:53 AM No.716180261
>>716180210
Do you realize you're just admitting to being shit at the game
It's been out for 13 years, you're not gonna convince people of something they already know isn't true
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:40:32 AM No.716180769
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