Thread 716163921

What would Nintendo need to do to convince you to buy the Switch 2?

>>716163921 (OP)
Backwards compatible
When i heard that i preordered immediately

Give me a job.

If i didnt have a switch 1, which I didnt so I bought it

>>716163921 (OP)
Games

>>716164008
you're fired

>>716163921 (OP)
Exclusive Mega man game.
Literally all the hardware i ever bought was with the sole purpose of getting the new mega man.or emulate it

>>716163921 (OP)
Sell it

>>716163921 (OP)
>What would Nintendo need to do
pay me $1000 daily

nothing, I already bought one at launch

>>716163921 (OP)
I'd buy one tomorrow if it wasn't an ugly colour. Dark grey with washed out blue and red? Not for me.

>>716163921 (OP)
It's not up to Nintendo, it's up if I can find a way to get it for a good price and/or 12 months payment without interests.

>>716163921 (OP)
I would need to find a reason to buy a third one, since I already have two.

>>716163921 (OP)
A partnership with Konami to release Winning Eleven 2026 on the Switch 2 as an exclusive.

release a version with an unfucked screen

if legends ZA is good then I buy

>>716163921 (OP)
If you don't buy it now later will be more expensive.

Switch games look fun enough, but I’ve never been excited for one or felt that fomo/must play feeling.

>>716164719
>Dark grey
anon it's black you may need to see an eye doctor

>>716164469
Capcom doesn't do exclusives anymore sadly.

MegaMan just like Sonic and Dragon Quest is an unofficial Nintendo franchise.

have it in stock
FUCK scalpers
FUCK normies
FUCK trannies

>>716163921 (OP)
Stefanie Joostan gives me a sensual blowjob.

>>716165026
It has those nu-Pokemon character design made for and by westoids, that alone make it a hard sale.

>>716163921 (OP)
As long as pajeets and AI rapidly replace American workers, the purchasing power will plummet.

Society hasn't realized this yet.

Nothin, will try to get it soon. Kinda waiting to see if they announce an special edition for the Splatoon spinoff

>>716163921 (OP)
Me looking at donkey kong, that looks fun
me doing the math including tax for my local area. For the bundle, a pro controller, any extra games, online. If I want to play the kirby dlc that is 80 dollars. There is no world I'm willing to pay 80 dollars for kirby. Yeah think I'll hold off on that.

What would convince me to suck it up and save up the funds. Any multiplatform game will play better on my PC and I don't give a shit about portability. 95% of my playtime will be docked. It has to be an exclusive that makes me go, I have to get one now. That is probably zelda.

>>716165156
Yep

>>716163921 (OP)
More games than just Donkey Kong

>>716163921 (OP)
i already got it, i trust nintendo will deliver with their games as usual

>>716163921 (OP)
Announce multiple video games that I am interested in.

>>716163921 (OP)
For one, fix the pricing issues.
Make it cheaper, make the console/games worth the price tags, some where in between, anything that makes it worth buying.

And stop using scummy business tactics like bricking your console for buying games used.

>>716165223
same, i can't find it anywhere near me

>OLED
>Full game on cartridge
>No paying to use your own internet for p2p
>Third party joycons that aren't shit
>No paid upgrades for Switch 1 games

>>716163921 (OP)
A monolith RPG/Splatoon 4.

I'd buy one if I could find one

>>716163921 (OP)
They sold me with Donkey Kong, and I'll tell you this. I feel like I've gotten my moneys worth so far.

>>716167859
Has Nintendo actually bricked a console? I thought it was one of those "the EULA says we can brick you if you mod your machine and go online but there hasn't been a single case of it ever happening." Sort of things, like how you can be thrown in jail for parking tickets but nobody ever is.

>>716163921 (OP)
Hiring me

>>716168312
>Has Nintendo actually bricked a console?
Nintendo hasn't bricked anything. People are calling console banning 'bricking' because they need something to complain about

give prime 4 a fucking release date

>>716163921 (OP)
>Bring back virtual console
>Make creating and retrieving save data complimentary
>Have nso only for online play
But Nintendo will never do any of these, so I suppose I'm never getting a future system ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>716165046
Or just don't buy one unless they get their shit together

Grand theft auto 6

>>716164905
>Expecting konami to try at anything other than pachinko and remakes/ ports
An Anon can dream, I suppose

>>716163921 (OP)
No Game Key Cards
As long as that's around have no interest in dropping $500 dollars on PS4 level hardware

Not OP, but >>716164719 I'd gladly pay extra for a custom white with blue and orange accents
>>716166556 If I planned on getting one, Kirby Air Riders seems promising, but I know you mean within launch window
>>716167859 I don't mind the pricing, so much as I mind stuff like >>716169169
And lastly, >>716169546 GKCs also seem long term sketch as fuck

ditch the handheld bit and make a proper non-gimped for portability version

>>716164740
...you want to pay $42 for 12 months?

>>716171084
Without any exact numbers, if memory serves correctly, handhelds have mostly, if not always faired better than their console counterparts (gb + (s)nes, gbc + 64, gba + gc, ds + wii, 3ds + wii u)
Now that they've consolidated, there's no way they're going back

>>716163921 (OP)
have lots of games I want on it, not just 1 or 2. I never buy new consoles

>>716169436
dumb normalfag

>>716171748
That's the kinda Anon that switch 2 is marketed towards, though
As soon as they made the hdr/ 4k (as ill defined as these cases are), in appealing to specfags, naturally they'd want lcd shit like gta

>>716171493
Being (mostly) backwards compatible, with a handful of (being generous here) "features" on a handful of their switch 1 games is just enough to fool/ convince the masses.

Nintendo would need to unequivocally support trans folx and the lgbtq movement. Until then, I’m sticking with PlayStation

Luigi's Mansion 4 or bust

>>716172341
LM has been getting a decent bump in attention the last few years, you actually might just get it. As I posted, my wants will never be addressed, so I'll never get one, but I hope it works out for you at least

>>716163921 (OP)
To stop pretending like unity asset flips like tardkey kong are worth 70 dollars and to have a sale on their games more than once every 5 years

>>716163921 (OP)
release a good mario kart and a zelda game that was not inspired by ubislop.

>>716172639
We try not to go around spewing antisemitism stuff like that in blue boards, anon. Just buy at full admission with no price drops, plea$e

>>716172727
That launch effort WAS their attempt at a good mk. what people don't understand is that's nintendo's new norm. Same goes for zelda, heckin epic movie games with open world and ubi tower shit is what's popular, so that's that. You either see nintendo for what they currently are, or have been brainwashed into buying whatever they pinch off. There's not much of an in-between these days

>>716172639
>unity asset flips like tardkey kong
???

New custom robo, golden sun, fire emblem or xeno game. Any of those would suffice

>>716173292
fe and xeno seem like a matter of time. So I guess just enjoy the 1-2 year wait?