Thread 716169118

idk guys, seems like a good game to me

STOP THE COUNT

>>716169118 (OP)
I get claustrophobic. Then I get bored.

>>716169118 (OP)
Once they remove the e33 troon review bomb campaign, it will be even higher.

>>716169118 (OP)
I want to play it but the Switch 2 is sold out everywhere.

how many points extra is the nintendo bonus usually? +10?, so it's an 81?

>>716169118 (OP)
so with nintendo bonus factored in this game is a solid 76?

Its called Nintendo Bonus

>>716171028
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>>716171112
*farts*

>>716169118 (OP)
Did you guys see my 10/10 review on there where I said I want palworld to drown in debt?

>>716169118 (OP)
I've been taking my time with it, definitely the type of game you wanna keep playing but it seems like a mistake. I love it

>>716171086
>>716171112
>>716171205
Retards. It's reviewing thqt high because the game is fun and well-designed. There is no 'bonus', certainly not for a monke game. Quit chimping out, have some standards.

>>716171569
>doesn't remember man losing his job for a 8.8 review on a Nintendo game
Journalists dont want that to happen to them

>>716171112
Back when Nintendo got honest reviews. Now it's automatically OMG 99 EVERY SINGLE TIME. Death to nintentoddlers.

>>716171694
All the review outlets on metacritic that gave mario kart world 7/10 or lower didn't review bananza because they were black listed from getting review copies, you can verify this yourselves.

>>716171569
Aren't you gonna mention that bananza a heart and soul felt indie game with a small development team, not corpo slop?

BAN METACRITIC THREADS
WHO CARES WHAT JOURNOS THINK

>>716171903
Eric, please stop being mean.

>>716171953
based if true

Can't wait til the world wakes up from mass nintendo brainwashing delusion

>>716171694
???
He lost his job because of the Kane & Lynch review you dipshit, quit talking out of your ass. Summerfags, I fucking swear.

Does Eric just want the whole world to play hyper-realistic medieval fantasy or sci-fi games?
Does Eric hate cartoon 2D and 3D platformers?

>>716172503
Does eric like rareware DK 2d and 3d platformer games?

>>716172503
>Eric
>play games
That’s too much to expect

>>716172503
>>716172667
Eric doesn't actually play games, because he's so poor he can only read about them and seethe over being a third worlder. Unfortunately he also can't afford his anti-psychotic meds, hence the prolonged and often violent meltdowns. Sad!

>>716171028
It's qctually -10. +10 Nintendo bonus, -10 Jap penalty, -10 too "gamey" for western audiences

>>716172771
Can't he pirate rareware DK games and play them for free? They can run on a potato

>>716171953
>embargos, black lists, towing the line, samethink or else
idgi, why dont companies/devs simply make a good game and then you dont have to worry about having to fly outlets out on an all-expenses-paid trip/blacklisting reviewers?

>>716172771
Eric is white.

>>716171569
why the fuck did you (You) me when I was shitting on their cope posts?

>>716173101
if score bad game sell bad
if score good game sell good

>>716173865
okay but im pretty sure, actually positive, that devs know whether or not the game they are making is good or bad while making it. just make a good game is what I'm saying.

>>716173865
But it undermines consumer trust. Like I never understood restaurants that pay for fake reviews that were bad. Can't you just pay to buy better ingredients instead and get those reviews organically? Eventually everyone in the city will be burned by the incorrect review bait and your business goes away instead of getting repeat customers.

>>716174092
this, the owners have to be mentally ill in some fashion. You'll fool a new customer once, then they'll know it's dogshit and the word gets around their social circle. What the fuck are these people actually thinking with fake positive reviews?

>>716174018
Anon you could make the best game ever and it wouldn't hit the 90s unless you suck off some journos. If everyone does it you have to do it too.

>>716174637
i dont care about journos, my game is for the players

>>716174351
I went to a food place where it was really bad. Barely any meat, just bone, canned tomatoes, stale oil, not enough seasoning, bathroom was dirty, and it cost about twice as much as similar food from other places with better portion size and quality. Afterwards, the owner asked me how the food was, and I usually don't say anything if a restaurant is bad, just pay and leave the bad review afterwards. I meekly said it wasn't that good. She got visibly mad and said "our food is delicious". Like whatever dude, gaslight me when your food is shit. The fake positive reviews mention her by name a lot, she's clearly narcissistic.

>>716172503
He’s always shilling for Astro Bot so no. If there is logic to his insanity, I think he’s super envious of Nintendo games. But it’s also extremely clear he’s never actually played Astro Bot and doesn’t have a PS5.

It’s always amusing to see meltdowns caused by exclusives. Too bad it’s mostly third worlders and not underageb& these days.

>>716169118 (OP)
My kids really like it. I like it. I could see replayablility being a problem, though; similar to Mario Wonder. Platformers where you unlock skills feel like a slog to go back to and start over because you're missing things you've developed muscle memory for. Meanwhile a game like Mario 3 or Mario Odyssey I can always go back to.

>>716173360
>why the fuck are you, an obvious retard (as evident by your donkey king shilling), behaving like a retard?
really makes one think, thoughbeit....

>>716179815
sharty lost btw

>>716179712
>Platformers where you unlock skills feel like a slog to go back to and start over
Crash 3 doesn't have this problem. Then again, that was a good game, not a shilled corporate slopheap.

>>716179880
>crash
>not shilled corporate slop

>>716172095
??
There's literally a user score too

>>716169118 (OP)
Can't wait to steal it

>>716180429
User scores are about as useful for determining a game's quality as the average /v/ thread.

That is to say, not at all.