Thread 716173239 - /v/ [Archived: 87 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:49:59 PM No.716173239
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The two N64 Goemon games were absolute flukes. When you consider how much shovelware tier low-quality Goemon garbage was being churned out for other consoles (in Japan only) it's actually staggering that the west got the 2 literal perfect, shining, golden examples of what the series represents while avoiding 100% of the garbage.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:53:00 PM No.716173457
>>716173239 (OP)
>no one
>anon: lemme just talk about 30 year old Japan exclusive video games!
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:53:16 PM No.716173476
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>>716173239 (OP)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:54:27 PM No.716173556
>>716173457
Take your low tier memes back to r*ddit and/or tw*tter whence you came.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:55:02 PM No.716173589
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>>716173239 (OP)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:55:54 PM No.716173651
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The SNES quadrilogy is good.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:56:36 PM No.716173705
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>whence you came
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:57:04 PM No.716173735
>>716173239 (OP)
I've only played Mystical Ninja as a kid and thought it was probably a bad game that my kid mind thought was good
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:58:32 PM No.716173828
>>716173239 (OP)
The snes games are all good. PS1 had all the kusoge goemon games
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:59:15 PM No.716173873
>>716173735
I first played it a month ago and it's a great game
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:59:16 PM No.716173878
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>>716173239 (OP)
Mystical Ninja for N64 is not the best game on console, but it is my favorite
Yae my love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQcV3s6_Mm8
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:00:44 AM No.716173981
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>>716173239 (OP)
Why is Plasma Man "Plasma" man? What's that in reference to? He's just some fortune teller. Where does plasma come into any of this?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:02:25 AM No.716174086
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this game is a great successor to the N64 Goemon games
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:04:19 AM No.716174236
>>716173239 (OP)
That's because the N64 games were done by the actual main dev team and creators behind the Super Famicom games, the slop on PSX was basically just quickly churned out by some Konami B-team that never worked on the series before.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:04:19 AM No.716174237
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>>716174086
Not enough racism, homophobia, and transphobia sadly.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:05:09 AM No.716174303
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>>716173878
COCONUT GUN
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:07:03 AM No.716174429
>>716174303
DK
DONKEY KONG IS GAY
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:08:28 AM No.716174512
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>>716174303
I always thought it was weird how useless some of the pickups were to progression. Yae Bazooka was optional and useless, Ebisumaru's Meat Hammer was also optional and I missed it a lot because it's pretty out of the way. Also not useful because who really needed extra HP pick ups.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:09:54 AM No.716174615
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>>716174512
Yea idk if the NA release made the game easier or not but you do not need to worry about health 99% of the time.
>>716173981
No way they could get away with it these days
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:11:56 AM No.716174754
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>>716173239 (OP)
I only remember the first game with the gay dancer guy as the main bad guy.

And Yae, the Ninja mermaid i still want to fuck.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:13:58 AM No.716174902
>>716174615
PURASUMA
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:22:08 AM No.716175489
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Wait, this is Ebisumaru?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:23:32 AM No.716175576
>>716173239 (OP)
It's actually kind of profound how many of these games there are. I think the PS1 had like four of them? One some awkward isometric game, a puzzle game, one that was more like the SNES titles and mostly 2D. Yet somehow only the two N64 games made it over, though frankly we should be blessed to have gotten anything when 95% of the library is never left Japan.

Having said all that, Mystical Ninja 64 has one of the best OST ever conceived.
https://youtu.be/QndDXd0eYo4?list=PLK_1tAVTWpKRUMWRZGeFhbdWOGlOHXK7D
https://youtu.be/aYCB8WBqrxM?list=PLK_1tAVTWpKRUMWRZGeFhbdWOGlOHXK7D
https://youtu.be/2kWZPV81pGE?list=PLK_1tAVTWpKRUMWRZGeFhbdWOGlOHXK7D
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:30:20 AM No.716176024
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>>716175576
I can listen to the whole soundtrack and have a great time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhQwx4nYVA4
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:40:34 AM No.716176656
>>716175489
>genderswapped Ebisumaru
fucking woke agenda
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 12:53:22 AM No.716177565
>shovelware
The original two on NES were 'fine' and set the foundation for that fantastic SNES release we got (shit character renaming aside). Never got around to playing the other SNES titles though. I didn't play beyond the first N64 game though when I saw the other one was just a 2d platformer. Looked like a downgrade from the first one.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:12:39 AM No.716178927
>>716173239 (OP)
Mystical Ninja 2 Starring Goemon is indeed a masterpiece. Probably still the best game over screen. Also Plasma.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:14:44 AM No.716179056
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8rjnI4S0H8
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:40:34 AM No.716180774
>>716177565
goemon was konami's mega man, and it is basically the same game like 10 times.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:04:42 AM No.716182392
>>716180774
yeah that's why it sucks lmao
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:13:08 AM No.716182941
Really enjoyed both n64 games. Goemon's great adventures I bought used online, was a great purchase.