Thread 716175847

Is a Postal 2 remaster really necessary?
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/223470/view/503957045122172892?l=english

>>716175847 (OP)
no, but postal 4 is pretty bad

>>716175847 (OP)
Never going to bother playing another remaster kek it's going to be shit.

i'm betting it will be censored on PC even though they say it won't be and they'll play dumb when they get caught like the sam and max demaster devs did.
either way though i don't want this, the original is fine.

The demaster experience
>demaster comes out
>play for 30 min - 1 hour
>it is utter shit
>refund
>replay the original

Do you think they're gonna fix the water physics or keep it as is?
The water spazzing out every time you piss in it is funny, but I think being able to make toilets overflow by pissing in them would also be funny.
I wish Postal Grrl would piss in my mouth and make me swallow it.

>>716175847 (OP)
only if Collective Shout is invited to consult the development

>>716175847 (OP)
Postal 2 is a barely functional piece of software that just barely worked back in 2003, and still barely works in [current year] with crashes and technical problems RWS cannot fix because it's built on fucking UE1.5
It was bound to happen and I wouldn't be surprised if outsourcing a remaster on Unity is cheaper than dealing with two fucking decades worth of technical debt RWS has accrued with their attempt at fixes.

>>716175847 (OP)
They are making a remaster to sell Postal 2 on consoles for the first time, but who the fuck wants to play Postal on consoles.
Did 1 redux, postal 3 and postal 4 sell well.

>>716175847 (OP)
It would be nice for better stability and mod support

>>716176251
Time to demand a refund for Postal 2 on steam since it was censored for not including faghunter, and other minigames from the officially licensed modpack.

>>716177616
>who the fuck wants to play Postal on consoles
take a swing by the postal subreddit or steam community forum sometime. dipshit little kids are begging for it, probably because their only computer is the chromebook their school gave to them.

>>716178061
i simply assume they'll be working off the censored current steam version of postal 2 and if the content of redux matches that it'll be """uncensored""" and i'll give the redux devs a pass. but they'll probably change it even more.

>>716178114
>the chromebook their school gave to them.
They can't be weaker than PCs from 2003.

>>716178352
the problem isn't the specs but that they're heavily locked down and can't run PC games under the settings schools use. so tons of kids with no other computer are growing up exclusively playing browser games and shitty HTML5 emulators.

Postal needs a good game and RWS is not going to give it to us

>>716178481
>growing up exclusively playing browser games and shitty HTML5 emulators.
Sounds like my childhood. Glad other kids in the world are suffering.

>>716175847 (OP)
>Unity
LMAO

>>716177616
personally if PC is uncensored I'm fine with it.

>>716178481
I bought a Chromebook and hacked it, wasn't that bad.

>>716175847 (OP)
It would be nice. But I ain't paying a single cent for kickstarter shit when RWS could easily fund it themselves

>>716177218
kek

>>716175847 (OP)
>Is a Postal 2 remaster really necessary?
Depends on how well it is done.

>>716175847 (OP)
I mean. The original is running on a prototype engine.

>>716176792
fucking kill yourself

>>716183770
No way you freaking pinko, not after what happened to postal 4

>>716177218
Seriously, why cant they move on?

>>716185089
Because they can't make anything else. They lost their edge entirely and no longer understand why people liked postal 2

>>716184707
I regret nothing.