Thread 716176686

>NINTENDO WENT WOKE
NINTENDO WENT WOKE
>NINTENDO WENT WOKE
NINTENDO WENT WOKE
>NINTENDO WENT WOKE
NINTENDO WENT WOKE
>NINTENDO WENT WOKE
NINTENDO WENT WOKE
>NINTENDO WENT WOKE
NINTENDO WENT WOKE

>>716176686 (OP)
*unzips banana*

>>716176686 (OP)
sex

This is just a monkey version of rouge the bat(sa2/heros/shadow/06). what the fuck are you talking about.

>>716176979
there's no boobs so it's evil and the death of society or something

>>716176686 (OP)
So, when's wamudraws or minus8 gonna draw porn of Poppy Kong getting fucked by a Human Guy?

stop liking older women

gold lipstick rings around my cock

>>716177150
Monkey hags need respect too

>>716176686 (OP)
>Keeps calling Donkey Kong "darling" and even muses about it being nice to having a partner when you ask her
Nintendo absolutely does this weird thing where they make all the females in the game attracted to the MC. Paper Mario is straight up a player.

>>716176686 (OP)
I'm eagerly looking forward to the off-model fanart that gives her a fat ass and titties while she gets pounded by the different types of Bananza Kong.

>>716177132
Annoying how fanart act like they have to give her huge as fuck breasts. the base design is already fine.

>>716177374
>offmodel

kys

I love Hitomi Nabatame

>>716177482
>Fuzzy monkey tummy against my face.

I love exasperated evil secretary characters.

>>716176686 (OP)
I hate how the Kongs are still using Nintendo Babble in a $70 game. It’s even worse how Pauline is fully voiced but everyone else talks like a Sims or Animal Crossing character!
>But they talked like that in the old games!
Yeah, the old games that ran at 480p and a 4:3 aspect ratio. Times have changed. They put so much polish into everything else. But couldn’t splurge for full voice acting.

>>716177150
Stop liking older women
Stop liking monkey women
Stop liking evil women
Stop liking bespectacled women

>>716177764
name 3

>tendies spent the past months calling everyone that shits on their shitty toy a "macaco"
>now they're fapping to a literal monkey

>>716177764
Me too bro, me too.

>>716177338
is this really a problem though? It's no differen in mario with Bowser, Koopas, Goombas, Jr, Yoshi, etc. Honestly it's funnier that everyone understands each other just fine.

>>716177818
nah

Why do apes have such comically long but muscularly dense arms while people have mediocre arms by comparison?

>>716176686 (OP)
>literal nigress monkey
So have we finally circled back to 1920s depictions of black people through sheer cognitive dissonance?

>>716177794
Nobody wants monkeys with human onions voices

>>716177338
honestly even as a kid i thought it was weird ms mowz wanted that big plumber cock in her mousehole so badly

>>716177873
Sticking to just Nintendo: OP pic, Susie and pic related from Super Paper Mario.

>>716178227
>sees monkey
>thinks of black people

Anon you are racist

>>716178271
spm is a fetish game and when miyamoto found out it made him sperg and lock down the creatives at Nintendo for 10 years.

>>716178186
Because they live in tree canopies and have bodies specifically built for climb maxxing. We got long legs for walk and sprint maxxing instead.

>>716178398
schizoposting this early eh?

>>716177990
yes
UMA
M
A

I have GCJ raider fatigue.

>>716176686 (OP)
She looks like she fucks shota men

>>716177482
>>716177150
God shes so hot.

>>716176686 (OP)
we get it, you wanna fuck the monkey and that upsets you for some reason

I love that despite her being the sophisticated secretary type, you just beat the shit out of her in her boss fights all the same.

>>716178126
I never said it was a problem, just that it was kind of weird for such a squeaky clean company.

>>716179074
Equal Monkey Rights, Equal Monkey Lefts.

>>716178404
>sprint maxxing
we're built for walkmaxxing actually

>>716177374
Sorry kong, she is for human men only.

>>716179074
>Smart member of the group
>She fights you physically
>Hulking member of the group
>uses a crazy contraption to fight you
It's a cute juxtaposition.

"went woke" as in used an anthro broad? How fucking new are you? Or is it that it hits too close to home and looks like a black person?

>AUNTI ANDROSS!!

>>716178938
>shota
>men
You seem confused.

>>716179352
>not one, not two, but three lit cigarettes
I would like to meet whoever drew this and beat them within an inch of their life.

>>716179083
sorry that was a wrong reply
>squeaky clean
lol

>>716176686 (OP)
Yeah, it WOKED my penis.

>>716179074
I actually found it pretty funny when you just start punching her like Donkey Kong is Irish.

>>716179450
Understand it's that stressful working under him