I miss this Nintendo

>>716182218 (OP)
>aura farming
Sorry, I don't speak retarded zoomer

>aura farming

I'm sorry I don't speak zoomer faggot

>>716182218 (OP)
Crank Yankers is literally the worst piece of media to ever hit television screens

I miss fun announcements in general
I know they're literal ads but games are supposed to be fun

>>716182218 (OP)
do you think reggie stole and keeps these dolls on the top shelf for the memories?

>>716182218 (OP)
"That" nintendo was the when the shift to modern Nintendo took place. Everything after Wii was downhill.

>>716182218 (OP)
>>716182530
>>716182536
they did puppets to hide that iwata was dying. markets dislike uncertainty and ut would become uncertain if the president of nintendo looked like he was about to kick the bucket at a presentation.

Not a white man in sight

no thanks, iwata ruined the company by catering to soccer moms. they're still recovering from that.

>>716182652
Tragedy into kino.

>>716182218 (OP)
>aura farming

Fucking zoomers

frfr skibidi rizz

>>716183304
>>716182285
>>716182284
t. 45 year old fat fuck millenial troons

>>716182218 (OP)
W aura fr

This was a dark time to be a nintendo fan. Games coming out in Japan that weren't in English. Mistranslations and forced dubs. Trying to push Nintendo as a family console instead of a gamer's console.
The switch era is best. Boring, global, no NoA celebrities, no censorship, just fun games.

>>716182647
the wii u era is nothing like how they are now.

>>716183579
Both are planned flop consoles baiting the other companies to do the same but lose money doing so. That $80 price tag? Yeah guess which fuckers started that trend? They make money no matter what because what they invest into is low risk and they save the flopper game series for their microsoft windows tier console. Which is why Mario only gets Mario Kart this time around and DK and metroid get attention.

Wonder who else they're going to raise from the dead this time around?

>>716183357
Is it really that hard to just not talk like a nigger all the time?

>>716182218 (OP)
>I'm a mentally stunted kidult
We know

W GANG NO CAP

>>716184147
Somehow even dumber than the usual /v/ rant. I have no idea what the deal is with Nintendo that drives you autists into such a frenzy.

>>716182218 (OP)
>aura farming
Kill yourself

>>716182218 (OP)
Boomer and cringe millennial slop

So do you guys think they gave Perdita the "extra stitch" for Pongos sake? How do you even begin enjoying a dogpuss thats jammed out 101 motherfuckers

>>716182218 (OP)
They were a crime syndicate back then and they are a crime syndicate now.

>>716183357
Bruh sybau we aura farming rn ts pmo fr millennial ahhhh comment

>>716182652
well this is fucking tragic

>>716182652
This. You ever see the last photo of him before he passed? Nigga looked like he could turn to dust at any minute.

>>716184475
Perdita didn't give birth to 101 puppies, dumbass

>>716184247
Have you tried not being a miserable fucking cracker with no friends?

>>716183357
The oldest millennial is currently 44 years old.

>>716186932
>Boomer
1945-1967
>Gen X
1968-1984
>Millennial
1985-1999
>Gen Z
2000-2011
>Gen Alpha
2012-2024
>Gen Beta
2025

Grow up. Stop playing Nintenbro.

>>716182218 (OP)
Wii U nostalgia is so weird, reminder that the actual announcements at this E3 were rancid.

>>716184247
Unc wilding out fr wit this one no cap.

>>716187692
>Wii U nostalgia is so weird
Considering how much of the Switch was just Wii U ports, or enhanced ports branded as sequels, not really.

>>716182218 (OP)
I stopped buying their consoles after the Wii U. The Switch was soulless from it's very reveal.

>>716187067
>>Millennial
>1985-1999
you wish zoomie, millennials stop at 1994

>>716184392
A fucking intel Atom. You're paying for a beelink with a touchscreen and a software backdoor to NSO.

>>716186754
she gave birth to 15, that's a loose as fuck pussy regardless

>>716182218 (OP)
I don't know what aura farming means.

>>716188093
it's when Alaskans collect the Aurora Borealis into wicker baskets to pickle them for the hard winter months ahead

>>716187793
Sure.

>>716184247
>Is it really that hard to just not talk like a nigger all the time?

Apparently yes? My younger bro is 28 and says "bruh" all the god damn time like a nigger.

The term 'aura farming' is so close to being good. All you'd have to do is use some anime adaptation of a spiritual concept like reiki from Bleach and it would stick, but you have to speak like a non-nerd and make it sound retarded.

>>716188019
Bro doesn't know what millenium means

>>716187067
Anyone older than 23 is a boomer.

>>716191086
If you can't remember what you were doing during 9/11, then you're a zoomer.

>>716184475
How did this thread go from NIntendo muppets to dog pussy?

>>716182218 (OP)
>Iwata and Reggie were holding the line against predatory monetization at Nintendo
Its so fucking over bros.

>nintendo is my friends guys
>is the most exploitative platform
ninteniggers literally grew up on that shit and made it their personality

>>716183496
>Trying to push Nintendo as a family console instead of a gamer's console.
Do not look up the name of Nintendo's first 2 consoles.

>>716192991
Nintendo Entertainment System and Super NES?

>>716187692
This. The puppets were unique but the games sucked.

>>716182218 (OP)
>aura farming

I agree that the legendary trio of Shiggy, Wata and Reg will forever be missed but fuck you for talking like an annoying zoomer anyway.

>>716192991
>>716193571
>ACKTUALLY IT'S "FAMICOM DISKKU SYSTEM"
I see they're an entertainment company, not a videogame company.

>>716184147
>That $80 price tag? Yeah guess which fuckers started that trend?
Fuckers were already doing it for years. They were just disguising it behind Deluxe Editions and day 1 DLC. Now they have an excuse to do it more openly while doing the exact same shit.
Hell, did you forget that all of them were saying that "we need to increase the price of games to match inflation and costs" type of shit for the past 5 years?

>>716182218 (OP)
>YO MY AURA FARMING GOATS LOCKED IN LET’S FREAKING GO BRO

I need every single person who talks this to get strangled by an orangutan

>>716193894
Mario if he blacked

>>716182284
Yo that aura was straight fire!

>>716182218 (OP)
I thought the puppets were cute, but the show itself had a dogshit line up.

>>716194127
>Hell, did you forget that all of them were saying that "we need to increase the price of games to match inflation and costs" type of shit for the past 5 years?

They were doing that because a certain company thinks resale value of old games doesn't change, they still sell BOTW for fucking $60. So naturally they got a big head and though newer titles were worth $80, really it's more of a challenge for them to even put out new titles. The point is big N set the precedent like they usually do and now every unwarranted self important asshole developer thinks they can get away with $80 price tags. It's either that or get carried by subscription services you whore your game out to, where less people play it but because it's a collective circlejerk you get to count them as downloading it.

>>716182652
true art and soul begets suffering and tragedy it is a cosmic truth

>>716183496
>This was a dark time to be a nintendo fan. Games coming out in Japan that weren't in English. Mistranslations and forced dubs. Trying to push Nintendo as a family console instead of a gamer's console.
not to mention the extreme censorship

>>716183357
i just don't like talking like a jeet

>>716182218 (OP)
the miyamoto puppet looks more like sakurai

>>716184247
ALL zoomers are literal vantablack nigger troons, ALL OF THEM, EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE, NO EXCEPTIONS

>>716183496
>The switch era is best
This. The Switch is one of the best things to happen to Nintendo but I guess some people prefer less games and more censorship

>>716182218 (OP)
frfr ong bruuuuh deadass

that e3 sucked massively and you should kill yourself

>>716182647
>after Wii
Wii was arguably the worst thing they ever made. The reality is nintendo hasn't been good for 20 years.

>>716188093
It means 'they look cool.' I don't really know what it's derived from.

>>716183357
>he said while posting 10 year old memes

zoomer site

>>716184507
If that was true jeff spangenberg would have been swimming with fucking fishes for wasting company that was meant for prime 2 on hookers and blows.

>>716182284
Go to bed grandpa the future is now

>>716182218 (OP)
>aura farming
I know what you mean and do not feel the need to comment on your language use.

>>716182284
It's the opposite of "hiding your power level."

>>716182284
Alright, how about GARthering then oldfag

>>716182218 (OP)
Iwata was a faggot and Wii U was the second console I skipped after the virtual boy

>>716182284
bro says he doesn't speak zoomer bro this low key tracks