Thread 716183245

>HP build
>dies in one hit anyways because no DEF

>>716183245 (OP)
peak gamer physique, I wish I looked like this

>>716183245 (OP)
It's the opposite in Pokemon
They keep making high Def/Sp.Def pokemon with no HP, essentially useless

>>716183987
Obviously, if they had both those things they would be unkillable

>>716183245 (OP)
Built like a Protectron

>>716183987
Yeah forget blissey

>>716183245 (OP)
Damo?

>>716184526
Being unkillable is the point of evolution.

>>716183874
Crazy how absolutely everyone on here who has ever disagreed with me on anything at all looks exactly like this.

>>716184837
And yet everything is killable

>>716184837
>Being unkillable is the point of evolution.
Procreation is the point of evolution. To the point that reproduction is literally lethal for some forms of life.

>>716184526
So they make them worthless? Just make em specialists like Blissey

>>716185057
You're not looking at the bigger picture. Procreation is the half-step towards immortality. It strives to reach it. The species itself tries to become immortal by making more of itself in order to prevent any singular catastrophic event from killing it.

>>716185617
Bodies always wither and die, but successful DNA is effectively an immortal biological structure both in survivability and quantity. It emerges above its lesser counterparts triumphantly and is spread far and wide, resonating throughout the eons.

>>716183874
faster than Sonic

>>716185057
>Procreation is the point of evolution
the purpose of a car is more than just idling

>>716183245 (OP)
That guy looks like he'd do well in a car crash tho, lots of shock absorption

>>716183245 (OP)
Oh shit its the snapchat logo guy

>>716183245 (OP)
>game has a damage cap so HP is much more valuable than defense
Look Outside i'm looking at you.

>>716183245 (OP)
>>716183874

Typical Nintendo and PlayStation users.

>>716183245 (OP)
dude looks like a joy mutant

>>716183245 (OP)
>>716183874

how do you get so fat you lose your neck?

>>716183245 (OP)
>>716183874
What is this phenotype?

>>716188329
He is optimized to survive car crashes

>>716183245 (OP)
>>dies in one hit anyways because no DEF
>build has 1 HP
>but 90% physical damage reduction and 100% physical damage taken as element and 90% elemental damage reduction and and and and
I hate EHP bullshit so much.

>>716188497
>40% phys damage taken as fire
>10% fire damage taken as chaos
>immune to chaos anyway

How much HP do I have left?

that was always my pet peeve with the barbarian class in games, mostly dnd.
been playing nwn2 and there's no reason to play a barbarian when fighter is much more efficien at melee and survives better.

>>716183245 (OP)
Why did he choose to look like that

>>716183874
What is that fat distribution? Every part of their body layered in 6 inches of fat, but from the elbow down, its almost normal.

>>716188484
It's the Grimace grind. They're Grimacepilled milkshakers.

>>716183874
This is 8/10 in USA

>>716189236
>Source: my fat ass
Kek!

Lose some weight, fat boy!

>>716189007
>bro check out my custom character! isnt he wacky?

>>716183245 (OP)
>INT build
>Late game has enemies that have 100% immunity to magic

>>716183874
H-he's fast!

>>716183245 (OP)
cartoon was real

>>716189401
He’s kinda hot

>evasion tank
>still get essentially ohko if you take a single hit
>spells/arcana can still hit you and they will kill you at full damage

It has NEVER been good in vidya.

>>716183987
>He still plays Pokemon
Pokemon is for babies, grow up manchild

>>716189512
so is anime lmao

>>716189510
The whole point of being an evasion tank is that taking that plus assassination perks makes it a 95/5 chance of winning if you're caught.

>>716184639
kek

>>716189510
>Evasion tank
>Enemy has a sure hit move
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>716189365
that's asuna

>>716189432
Better yet they have 100% reflect.

>>716189365
Anon... That was a joke making fun of Americans being fat, so their standards are low.
Do you have autism?

>>716187710
Nah, his heart couldn't take it. Fatties are notoriously fragile, in spite of their bulk.

>>716189510
Evasion tanks (SMGs) are pretty good in Girl's Frontline 1.

>>716189767
that's asuna

>>716189449
>he
Re-examine the webm with a different mindset

>>716189767
this anon just likes to do this
i remember i was talking about how i like futa with other anons a few months ago and he replied with the same image and way of talking telling me to "Stop being gay, you chumps!"

>>716189510
It's gamebreakingly OP in FF2 thought you pretty much have to play the game with a single character to get to that point

>>716189720
>>716190095
Yes, and?

>>716190383
>he's really upset right now
How did you start liking futanari gay shit anyway? Being gay is a mental illness!

>>716190575
asuna is cute

>>716189510
Fencers in EOV are a god implementation of this

>>716190575
I'm not upset, i thought it was funny and i like the way you type

>>716191375
I see!

>>716189510
its literally the only tank that works in pathfinder games

>>716189510
It was pretty good in Xenoblade

>>716188597
>100 HP
>100 phys hit
>60 phys/36 fire/4(0) chaos
Assuming no other mitigations, 4 HP left.

>>716183245 (OP)
>Waltuh
>>716183874
Bob from Tekken

how the fuck do I get rid of neck fat? I flip flop 20 kg and my square fucking head makes me look like patrick star because that neck fat does not go away

>>716183874
More chromosomes means more snacks!

>>716183874
Now here’s a guy who’s a BIG guy

>>716189738
those fucking centaur dragon storm mages in titan quest