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kino

>its okay when kojima does it :)

>>716188757 (OP)
DS2 not having Ghost, C4, Celsius, or Alani options was a mistake

>>716188757 (OP)
should have been the zero ultra for maximum kino, this product placement 100% worked on me tho. it still gives me a warm fuzzy feeling to give monster my money

Hmm, I don't see any Monster™ ads purchased on the ledger. Are you sure your payment went through?

I was so bummed when they changed this in the directors cut, sucked the soul right out of the game and I say this without a hint of irony

>>716189440
first thing i did was install a mod to put them back

you don't need energy drinks when you fly around on your very own zipline network

>>716189672
I tried doing that but moddong on steam deck is too hard for me

We all hate product placement.
What should it have been?

>>716188757 (OP)
The first time I really paid attention to the game was when a streamer was playing the game through a leaked copy and he got to his room, proceeded to drink every monster one by one, and then took a really long piss and I laughed for like 10 minutes on and off at that.

>>716190089
>took a really long piss
He was unleashing the beast

>>716188757 (OP)
there's no reason to drink energy drink unless you push your body past its limit. coffee is enough. I work hard than any of you and coffee and water is all I need.

>>716190215

>>716190229
I drink an energy drink before my daily workout.

>>716188757 (OP)
this was funny as fuck and im tired of pretending otherwise

>>716190071
Mountain dew Baja Blast
and some Doritos

>>716190071
He already eats bugs, just have him drink soi milk.

>get monster replaced with beer after you hook up the farmers
>sam drinks too much beer, gets drunk, gets into a fight with bb
>beer replaced with energy drinks again

>>716188757 (OP)
>used to be addicted to these things
>quit them years ago
>see a picture of them
>intense craving kicks in, even after all these years
What the fuck do they put in these things? They're like cocaine. They don't even taste all that great.

>>716191748
caffiene addiction same as starbucks zombies

>>716188757 (OP)
i like mountain dew

What if Sam Porter were replace with this guy? I think he should co-write Kojima's next game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJIhSD5mrZc

>>716188757 (OP)
What Monster does to my colon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8dKh0bGRD8

>>716188757 (OP)
>turns water into monster
still waiting for this. kojima-san.