Thread 716197668

Lucinas are on special today, get 'em while they're hot

Lucina is flat and stupid.

Is there any info on the hooters autist?
Lucina is a great girl, feel sorry so many schizos she has around.

>>716198293
>Spiderman
>Peppa
>Hooters
Why Lucina has to suffer like this?

>>716198412
>postergirl for game that served as a gateway to the franchise for most new fans
>pushed heavily towards the player
>nintendofags already usually autistic
It is not hard to figure it out.

>>716198412
I like this image because it implies other crossovers exist

>>716197668 (OP)
kill yourself

For me it's my waifu Shamir who I love very much

>>716198849
If you love her, you will return her breast size to its natural size

>>716198849
>>716198845

>>716197668 (OP)
I wish there was an IRL Marianne at the nearby Hooters but they are all sloots over there

>>716198916
She gave birth to 5 of my children and her tits grew so she could provide lots of milk.

>>716198776
You forgot Persona 5.

>>716198776
whats the hooters and spiderman section look like?

>>716199528
Lots of sticky web shooting

>>716199324
sonic did do a collab with hooters so the picture actually makes sense

>>716198412
>Why Lucina has to suffer like this?
What are you complaining about? All three of them are nice, get good art and mostly sfw. There's way worse regular commissioners like the Astrid guy or Weiss/Winter from RWBY

>>716198497
NTA but that doesn't explain anything. If she's the player designated waifu why feature her with other character rather than your ingame self-insert? Ok maybe Hooters makes sort of sense but still.

Smaller chest = Closer to her haert

>>716200016
Autists sometimes link themselves with a certain character in a very close way. It usually happens with things they saw in their youth, ie Spiderman. So the guy basically uses an existing character as the self insert to fuck his waifu, probably because he's a stinky fat ugly bastard.

Last FE girl you saved and why?
Because she's blonde!

>>716198776
Link getting the Master Sheath

>Relay thread deleted.
As I said there, jannies have no consistency.

>>716200876
Yunie Cutie!

>>716200876
Cute thighs

>>716200876
my cute daughter because she's my cute daughter

I feel like playing 3H again even though I know it's shit... (only with mods ofc), do any of the overhaul mods work with No Monastery?

>>716201008
Waifu posting>gameplay faggotry

Though I will say I want more Fodlan if only for the sake of wanting more Shamir

>>716201827
>Shamir is in 3H 2
>She is in a canon relationship and you have 0 say in the outcome of it

welp relays are canceled

>>716202630
You just wait for the cock sucking faggot janny to go to sleep.

>>716197668 (OP)
Why would I want trash?
just give me a Marianne and ill call it a day.

>>716202630
Surely these retarded mods must know by now that there's a superschizo on /vg/ who prevents Fire Emblem from being discussed properly on there?

>>716202630
>playing a game goes to /vg/
>but constant gacha threads and porn threads are allowed
why are they so gay?

>>716202630
I'm not defending it but when you're titleing the threads and using copy pasted OPs it kind of does fit the rule of being a general.

Do what the fucking Claude Plays Pokemon shit uses and use a vaguely relevant image and post to dog whistle your threads.

>>716202630
sorry no place for vidya on /v/, gotta make room for porn, e-celeb drama, twitter screencaps and thinly veiled /pol/ threads after all

>>716202806
>superschizo
qrd?

>>716202806
The mods are in on it, anon

Goldmary more like Goldmotherofmychildren am I right

>there have been no leaks
it's over the next direct will also have no fire emblem. How will we cope?

>>716203861
Too much clothes on her

>>716203861
Virginity swapping baby making sex

>>716197668 (OP)
I went to a hooters once. none of them had big tits but all of them had great butts even the girls not wearing those uniforms (I think it was the manager?). The food took way too long

>>716204182
My brother wanted to go to Hooters for a birthday, at the time I was reading an Anne Rice novel, it happened to get to one of the gay vampire sex scenes, I thought it was funny.

>>716203930
engage just has no cute girls...

>>716204948
Why the no in there bwo?

>>716198412
She's too sexy

>>716205329
but she has no tits, she has no ass

>>716205329
Midriffffffffffhngggggggg

>>716205349
Her lack of womanly appeal and insecurity about it is a good combination.

>>716205349
Too sexy, yes

>>716205349
THIS GIRL HAS
A FUNNY FACE

>>716205453
I can't rememeber her being actually insecure about it, in her supports she's usually super serious with a bit of dorkness at times

>>716204924
The thought of them moving their tail when I enter our treehouse gets me excited.

>>716205559
I'm just gonna assume it happened in FEH at some point and I'm probably correct.

>>716205636
Maybe, but FEH is basically fanfiction

>>716205631
my daughter on the right

>>716205631
I want them both at once
t. shy cute blonde boy

>>716205092
its probably a 3h tranny. probably into ugly troons

>>716206113
you wouldn't let this crazy psycho bitch near your own daughter, right?

>>716206213
I didn't realize she has a literal bowl cut. Atrocious.

>>716206220
I can fix her

>>716206304
No you can't
She literally tortured Noire, her own daughter, into a mentally ill split personality wreck of a human

>>716206356
That's because (you) were dead/bodyjacked. A yandere need a good protagonist to handle her.

>>716206397
Yet even dead (You) managed to raise a better, healthier daughter than Tharja
Yes, Grima is a better parent than Tharja

>>716206470
That's the tactician's fault for deciding she's fit to be married and have a kid.

>>716206470
Grima needs a good dicking too.

Is Grima shaved?

>>716206687
Yes. The mark of Grima over her womb acts as a shield to prevent pubic hair from growing.

>>716206578
Robin only cares about eugenics. Tharjas mighty genes were too valuable to be lost, the war effort requires more child soldiers.

>>716206750
And they were right, that body deserves to be bred over and over

>>716206803
I think she should feel at least a bit of shame for being a worse mother than the incarnation of pure evil

>>716206921
We all have our quirks. Besides, it's her future self and all.

>>716207010
torturing your daughter with dark magic can hardly be called a mere quirk

>>716207010
Noire and Tharja's support at least has Tharja expressing remorse for her future actions and saying she won't do that.

I think I will...to Robin...

>>716207605
Tharja...
>>716207578
Yeah, so she really can be fixed.

>>716207605
Grima > Robin

>>716201868
>she becomes a canon ship for Manleth
>as result community gets divided and 3H gets disliked even more because canon girl is mean woman instead of genki cutie
I'm not sure if I'd want that to be real, would be interesting to see though

>>716209073
I think I will...to Grima...

>>716209178
If ISIS is gonna that route they should make Rhea the canon wife for the biggest shitstorm possible

>>716197668 (OP)
Can I get uhhhhhhh Lucina combo with a small Cynthia and Large Sumia to go?

>>716209247
>Edeltrannies mad
>Dimitrifujosmad
>Claudefags are memers so it doesn't matter
>most normalfags mad because they would see it as incest or some shit
Holy shit you're right, the shitstorm would be amazing to see if this happened.

>>716209247
>>716209358
Hell, you can make it with both Byleth for even more seething from absolutely everybody.

>>716210724
For ultimate seething you have to go with M!Byleth x Edelgard x Rhea for the ultimate fence sitter move that would be out of character for both with it probably erasing their personalities to be Byleth cocksleeves and also piss off people who hate harems.

>>716211303
Cuckqueans are so hot

>>716209247
that unironically would be awesome
Rhea is great
Shamir is also great but she is not ara-ara mommy tier and also not as plot relevant

>>716211303
why is dragon incest so hot?

>>716211827
but Rhea is a dragon
and dragons... BAD

>>716212713
Just dick them down until they're good again.

>>716212713
How do you think Edelgard became BAD? If the dragon is bad then the people sharing their blood is BAD

>>716212929
I don't think I hate a fetish for giantism but I want to shrink down and get squashed under her breasts

>>716210724
That would be a win for me

>>716211970
It's the key that makes 3H so hot. Once you look at Byleth as Sothis then the selfsect potential, from being with Sothis, or the incest potential, from being with everyone that has her kids Crest just make it hot.
Nailing Dimitri or Claude is like nailing one of your kids and nailing Edelgard is like nailing your kid and yourself too. It's a double plus.
3H and Genealogy are an incest lovers dream!

>>716206750
>eugenics
People meme about Eugenics Emblem but I still think that was the coolest aspect to have been added.
I want it back.

>>716214406
I'd only want it back if there were two actual generations and not time-travel children or Fates's ridiculous hyperbolic time chamber Outrealms.
As much as I enjoyed medieval eugenics simulator and designing my own set of genetically enhanced murder units, if it means dealing with time travel again I'd rather they skip it.

>>716212929
Sex is no cure for mental problems

has ANYONE ever said "YES A LUCK STAT ITEM EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED"

>>716214247
>Nailing Dimitri or Claude is like nailing one of your kids
they have crests of Ten Elites, so they are not related to Sothis in any way, only to the bandits led by Nemesis

>>716214550
This. Thought i'd take multiple generations over multiple half-assed routes any day.

>>716199194
Man I remember that. It was right around the time Joker was revealed for smash

>>716201868
And it'll be Raphael

>>716214643
Why haven't they added a sommie dressup doll in feh where you can spend shit like aether resorts coins for outfits

>>716214676
Where did the Ten Elites get their Crest from again?

>>716214625
This. It's what makes Edelgard, Dimitiri, Tharja, Camilla, or Rhea hot in the first place.

>>716214643
yes, goddess icons are great

>>716214643
You give them to Raphael for his personal

>>716214643
Luck is the best stat, especially in games that use a full point of luck for hit/avoid calculation instead of 0.5.

>>716201868
>>716214785
Hell double down on it in 3H 2
>FByleth x Shamir
>MByleth x Raphael
>Make it occur in an unplayable Golden route where everyone lived, even Jeralt and Kronya
>Make sure the sequel makes references to it and that you just had to see it
Watch the fandom implode

>>716215480
That's a nice bonus but it's the crit evade that makes luck important

>>716214814
nemesis

>>716216098
And where did Nemesis get them from? If he got his from crest from Sothis then where would those other elites get their other Crest from? It's almost like it's linked to the Relic weapons for some reason

>>716214247
It's my favorite part about both games. Seeing how related everyone is is somewhat hot in a weird way.

>>716209247
>Six Houses opens to Byleth and Rhea surrounded by their 12 green-haired children telling them how he destroyed the empire and personally cleaved in Edelgards head
>...and she was a good student

>>716216305
>Only 12 children
Rookie numbers

>>716216224
crests may originate from Sothis but that does not make them related to her

>>716215607
>FByleth x Shamir
People would actually like that since a lot of Shamirfags are /u/fags. It needs to be someone like Raphael, Iggy, or Caspar

>>716216567
>Caspar
he is for Hilda though

>>716216567
Needs to be Raphael, nobody wants to see their waifu defiled by the fat ugly bastard

>>716216674
just give her to Dedue
that would actually be wholesome

>>716216650
Hilda is for everyone

>>716216674
>fat ugly bastard
Raphael is buff, handsome, and a sweetheart

>>716216556
Finally someone that gets there is no incest in 3H. Just cause someone made or created something doesn't mean they are related.

>>716216819
>blacked
>wholesome

>>716216825
That's Dorothea

>>716216674
>Raphael
>fat ugly bastard
Nah, he's /fit/ material. He is built like gorilla and probably benches a horse. If anything, he's the kind of guy you should take example of because that mf is built like brick shithouse.

>>716217016
She's for the street fountain scaring away little boys

>>716217016
There can be more than one slut at the same time

>>716217127
no, I benched Dorothea because I already had Hilda

>>716217127
Yes but alteast Hilda doesn't complain about it

>>716216884
I mean, there is definitely incest with Rhea and maaybe with Seteth, Flayn, Hanneman and Linhardt (they all are either 4 saints or related to them)
But that's about it

>>716216947
What is not wholesome about Dedue?
He speaks just about as much as Shamir and Byleth
Plus he is good-natured, loves flowers and cooking and would die for his king

>>716217394
If that counts then Sothis, Rhea, and Edelgard would be incest. Hell that makes it even better cause if you want to add Seteth, Flayn, Hanneman and Linhardt then you would have to add Ferdinand.
That's my favorite part about the 3H shippers. Watching the gymnastics on what is considered incest or not is funny.

>>716217617
No gymnastics there, at least not on my part
The more incest there the better, incest was pretty common in medieval times anyways
The only issue is that some relationships simply do not qualify as incestuous.

>>716217617
3H shipping is Fates shipping 2.0 it's only incest if it's not my ship I guess.

>>716217789
Rhea is my ship and incest only makes it better

>>716217852
Same with me when I ship with Edelgard.

>>716214406
Same. Let me make super child units! Let my S-Ranks have a purpose!
Remake Awakening and Fates if needed!

>>716216224
Crests are the result of putting dragon blood into humans, so I always thought Nemsis got his from killing Sothis and drinking her blood while his bandit buddys got theirs from the Nabateans they butchered during the events of the red canyon massacre
Considering that they can pass down the crests, the dragon blood must have done something with their genes, so there is the very vaguest of incest at play. Realistically its still below Fates cousin fucking incest levels though.
Even then, this stuff happend centuries ago. By the time of TH the blood of the original bandit crestbearers is so dilluted with normalfag blood over many generations that there is no incest left.

>>716218530
If they remake Awakening then please make Grima playable. Even if it's a NG+ option.

>>716218794
If they're really cool you get an alternative evil route where you command Grima and her servants as you lead the world to ruin
It doesn't have to be long but it would be dank

They cute

>>716218856
>If they're really cool you get an alternative evil route where you command Grima and her servants as you lead the world to ruin
Let that be the unlock key for Grima in the standard path and i'm in. They already have some designs they can pull from Heroes that they can build on if needed.
Grima and his evil daughter Morgan would be sweet to play as in a Soul Nomad style evil end.

Cutesythea

>>716219514
this bitchy diabetic goblin needs some rough correction

>>716219559
you are confusing her with Edelgard

>>716219629
no, edelgard is the violent retarded one. lysithea is the bitchy diabetic

>>716219629
I'm not sure if Edelgard can still be corrected.

>>716219746
It's never too late for correction
>but she turned into a giant black demon thing!
NEVER too late

>>716219121
Bonus points if you can support Grima in the main game after their unlock

>>716218569
>with normalfag blood over many generations that there is no incest left.
true
Although imo drinking their blood was basically essentially just stealing their powers. If you eat fish you don't become fish yourself
Plus this does not apply to Rhea, Seteth and Flayn since they are nabateans themselves so their blood is not diluted

>>716219991
>If you eat fish you don't become fish yourself
You don't get powers or a magic tattoo implanted in your genetics from eating fish.
Also again. Crest come from Nabateans in the first place and it is seen that they are diluting considering there are minor crest and it is skipping more and more generations.

>>716219952
>I shouldn't stick my penis in there
>however

>>716219984
Robin supporting Grima would be trippy. What would the Morgan even be like?

>>716220298
The strongest unit in the game, bar none.

>>716216825
I thought Manuela was for everyone?

>>716205508
kek

>>716220438
Manuela is only for desperate guys with no self-respect left
Hilda is a wholesome slut for everyone by comparison

>>716216556
The nabateans were made from the blood of Sothis, the crests are also just nabatean blood that was given to the elites.
The nabateans are related to Sothis, still that doesn't mean that any human who has nabatwan blood in them is somehow related to Sothis.

Do you guys want marriage and kids back? I honestly like the kid feature in fe awakening and fates. Because the kids can inherit theyre parents skills

>>716202806
But the spic posts here too?

>>716220754
Hell it doesn't even make them related to nabateans.
That would be like saying a blood donation makes someone related to you just cause it gave them and their descendants your birthmark.

>>716209247
This, Rhea is easily the most correct choice for manleth. Imagine impregnating her and pumping so many babies inside her throughout the course of hundreds if not thousands of years to the point that you get to revive an entire race just the two of you.

>>716216305
IS should hire this anon.

>>716220897
>Marriage
Yes.
>Kids
Only if they can make the kids work in cohesion with the narrative. Awakening kids made sense within the framework and themes of the story they were telling in that game, Fates kids felt like something a higher up tried to shove in because "it worked in Awakening". There are other ways of exploring inheritance and unit customization outside of kids.

I wish Engage didn't kill this franchise.

>>716220298
>>716220373
The real question is which traits would Morgan take appearance wise?
>>716220897
Yes to both
>>716221285
It this was Awakening or Fates I would be able to play both of them and their children!

>>716220897
Maybe if we have a game with 2 generations instead. It's not like the first one has to die in a tragic grilling accident, the kids could end up center stage for other reasons than all parents being dead.

>>716221198
Donated blood doesn't change your DNA or pass through your descendants anon. It's not the same. But while still anyone with a crest does have nabatean biology in them in the form of the blood, but that blood is a separate thing from the holder.

Are the snes era games worth playing?

>>716214643
Some characters like Sirius face low % crits all the time

>>716221951
Yes

>>716221951
yes

Ivy

>>716222330
Was made to mother atleast 10 kids from Alear along with Zelestia, Timerra, Lumera, and Jade.

>>716222330
I want to fondle Ivy's boobs and ass

>>716220897
>Marriage
Yes.
>Harem
Yes.
>Kids
Yes.

>>716222427
but girls can't impregnate girls

>>716222330
I want to do this to her

I love my wife, Annette.

Why are FE tomboys so consistently underwhelming?

Marriage with Marianne!

>>716223163
Marry
>>716223175
Marry
>>716223189
Marry

>>716222427
Only 10? You need to give your Alear more stat boosters.

>>716221539
Why is Femui such a whore?

>>716223220
I already have!

>>716223414
did you also steal her nose

Post FE girl bush please

>>716223479
She stole my heart. It's only fair.

>>716221285
>pic
Damn, surprisingly a great read
Byleth as a wholesome rapist is fun

>>716223923
It was a shit route but the read was funnier for it, like watching omeone try to have their cake and eat it too. The only thing that would have made it better is hearing that the empire was collapsing while Byleth lived peacefully with his family somewhere else.
Byleth as a wholesome rapist would be interesting if they did it in-game. Would make recruitment more fun.

>>716223412
She's actually a dorky virgin shut in bimbo.

>>716224232
>It was a shit route but the read was funnier for it,
Obviously silver snow is a superior route (Rhea does not die there, you can marry her in-game)
But in that route Byleth has no reason to turn her into slave

>>716224286
Why did nobody teach her to wear pants, or a skirt, or at least shoes?

>>716197668 (OP)
ANDARON SAGA!!!!!!!!

>>716224443
I know. I was watching/reading the psycho Byleth justify himself and then stockholm someone else that made it funny even for a porn plot.

>>716224232
>Byleth as a wholesome rapist would be interesting if they did it in-game. Would make recruitment more fun.
forgot to add but yes, that would be great
I bet female players would've loved that too and male Byleth would be more popular with them
I also wish they just made him fully voiced
If Switch 2 re-release ever happens, they should make Byleth fully voiced and also add Shez as DLC

>>716224570
Women's pants are against Nohrian culture. Please understand.

>>716224967
Pantless Camilla trying to seduce Corrin by being stupidly powerful and hot.
It worked and she succeeded!

>>716224232
where's the romhack where rape is the recruitment mechanic

>>716225483
Rance

>>716225550
Hell he's even thanked for it so it's not even rape any more.

>>716206921
>>716206470
What I like is how this lie is still being passed non stop even after the latest Tharja alt in FEH spells how wrong that notion is.

>>716224967
Nohrian culture is hedonistic and must eradicated in favor of superior and refined japa- er, hoshidan culture

>>716225550
A Rance FE romhack would be kino.

>>716225893
>FEH
Am I supposed to care about fanfiction lmao