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Video-Game characters who hide their face behind a beard automatically look weaker and less interesting to me than those with clean, shaven faces and I cant pinpoint as to why that is.
beards are makeup for men
>>716198187 (OP)Beard Kratos is fucking awesome.
>>716198187 (OP)One time I saw my granddad shave his beard and he looks exactly like the stereotypical old pedophile who stares at kids at the playground.
>>716198187 (OP)>and I cant pinpoint as to why that is.Because you can't grow one.
>>716198354This comparison will never not be dumb as shit.
Beards are Natural
Makeup is not.
>>716198832shaving a jaw line on meticulously every day is not natural
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>>716198187 (OP)both got beards
one got a mexican beard
the other got a californian beard
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characters that start off with a beard are not that interesting yes
characters that start off clean shaven then grow a beard to show some kind of time passage/growth is a great trope
OP is a faggot
>>716198187 (OP)beards on characters without beards is reddit
>>716199878and putting a beard on a character who's going through the arc typically associated with a beard is reddit and not kino. Portray it some other way.
>>716199187with that logic haircuts are not natural
i remember the beard fad from like 2010. Fucking disgusting. Wish there was something i can rub on my face to prevent any facial hair from growing
>>716200543What does it mean for something to "be reddit"? As in, that qualifiers need to be in place for reddit to be a verb? A fictional character is not an orange alien website, so please be specific in what you mean
>>716200779It's just a stupid appeal to emotion. Reddit is the bad place. You wouldn't want to be seen as from the bad place by liking/doing something associated with them, would you, anon?
>>716198832its still as aspect of a persons physical appearance that masks their face, no need to be autistic about it
>>716201028Yeah just like the hair on your head masks your head, so we should all shave ourselves bald right?
>>716198187 (OP)Only people who can't grow a beard hate the beard look.
>>716198187 (OP)Old Kratos just looked like a chad. Nu kratos looks like someone in their second marriage
>>716198187 (OP)Beards hide a weak jawline and chin. Kratos doesn't have one but the beard he has now does not fit him at all.
>>716198187 (OP)Before he looked malevolent, now he just looks old.
>>716198187 (OP)Beards are either for hiding weak chins or for cowering from the elements, that is why they signal weakness.
>>716198832nails are natural too, so why do you cut them
>>716198187 (OP)My dad has no adam's apple for some reason so he never shaves, says he would look like a butch lesbian
>>716198187 (OP)Left isn't making an angry facial expression and has old man pecs to boot. It's more than just the beard
Kratos has a really ugly beard by beard standards, I don't like that fat moustache part, it's too trimmed and clean looking, it looks very metrosexual. That's not the beard of a reclusive man living a simple life, that's a chai-latte sipping Californian
>>716207863I wonder how a game would deal with 50 year old Joel having sex or sexual tension with 14 year old Ellie
Are there any masculine traits that have never been ruined
Even muscles don't seem to do it anymore, lots of betas getting gainz