Thread 716198187

Video-Game characters who hide their face behind a beard automatically look weaker and less interesting to me than those with clean, shaven faces and I cant pinpoint as to why that is.

beards are makeup for men

>>716198187 (OP)
Beard Kratos is fucking awesome.

>>716198187 (OP)
One time I saw my granddad shave his beard and he looks exactly like the stereotypical old pedophile who stares at kids at the playground.

>>716198187 (OP)
>and I cant pinpoint as to why that is.
Because you can't grow one.

>>716198354

This comparison will never not be dumb as shit.

Beards are Natural

Makeup is not.

>>716198832
shaving a jaw line on meticulously every day is not natural

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ye

>>716198187 (OP)
both got beards
one got a mexican beard
the other got a californian beard

characters that start off with a beard are not that interesting yes
characters that start off clean shaven then grow a beard to show some kind of time passage/growth is a great trope
OP is a faggot

>>716198187 (OP)
beards on characters without beards is reddit
>>716199878
and putting a beard on a character who's going through the arc typically associated with a beard is reddit and not kino. Portray it some other way.

>>716199187
with that logic haircuts are not natural

i remember the beard fad from like 2010. Fucking disgusting. Wish there was something i can rub on my face to prevent any facial hair from growing

>>716200543
What does it mean for something to "be reddit"? As in, that qualifiers need to be in place for reddit to be a verb? A fictional character is not an orange alien website, so please be specific in what you mean

>>716200543
>REDDITREDDITREDDIT
rent free
grow a beard faggot

>>716200779
It's just a stupid appeal to emotion. Reddit is the bad place. You wouldn't want to be seen as from the bad place by liking/doing something associated with them, would you, anon?

>>716198832
its still as aspect of a persons physical appearance that masks their face, no need to be autistic about it

>>716201028
Yeah just like the hair on your head masks your head, so we should all shave ourselves bald right?

>>716198187 (OP)
Only people who can't grow a beard hate the beard look.

>>716198187 (OP)
Facial hair are natural

>>716198187 (OP)
Old Kratos just looked like a chad. Nu kratos looks like someone in their second marriage

>>716198832
Basedboy spotted

>>716198187 (OP)
Beards hide a weak jawline and chin. Kratos doesn't have one but the beard he has now does not fit him at all.

>>716198187 (OP)
Before he looked malevolent, now he just looks old.

>>716201245
>t. vaush

>>716198187 (OP)
Beards are either for hiding weak chins or for cowering from the elements, that is why they signal weakness.

>>716198832
nails are natural too, so why do you cut them

>>716198187 (OP)
My dad has no adam's apple for some reason so he never shaves, says he would look like a butch lesbian

>>716198187 (OP)
Left isn't making an angry facial expression and has old man pecs to boot. It's more than just the beard

>>716200851
found the redditor

Kratos has a really ugly beard by beard standards, I don't like that fat moustache part, it's too trimmed and clean looking, it looks very metrosexual. That's not the beard of a reclusive man living a simple life, that's a chai-latte sipping Californian

>>716207863
I wonder how a game would deal with 50 year old Joel having sex or sexual tension with 14 year old Ellie

>>716198425
This but ironically

Are there any masculine traits that have never been ruined
Even muscles don't seem to do it anymore, lots of betas getting gainz