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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:57:38 AM No.716198187
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Video-Game characters who hide their face behind a beard automatically look weaker and less interesting to me than those with clean, shaven faces and I cant pinpoint as to why that is.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:00:15 AM No.716198354
beards are makeup for men
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:01:54 AM No.716198425
>>716198187 (OP)
Beard Kratos is fucking awesome.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:03:52 AM No.716198537
>>716198187 (OP)
One time I saw my granddad shave his beard and he looks exactly like the stereotypical old pedophile who stares at kids at the playground.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:07:00 AM No.716198706
>>716198187 (OP)
>and I cant pinpoint as to why that is.
Because you can't grow one.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:09:12 AM No.716198832
>>716198354

This comparison will never not be dumb as shit.

Beards are Natural

Makeup is not.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:15:24 AM No.716199187
>>716198832
shaving a jaw line on meticulously every day is not natural

back

to

reddit

with

ye
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:23:25 AM No.716199565
>>716198187 (OP)
both got beards
one got a mexican beard
the other got a californian beard
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:29:19 AM No.716199878
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characters that start off with a beard are not that interesting yes
characters that start off clean shaven then grow a beard to show some kind of time passage/growth is a great trope
OP is a faggot
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:42:47 AM No.716200543
>>716198187 (OP)
beards on characters without beards is reddit
>>716199878
and putting a beard on a character who's going through the arc typically associated with a beard is reddit and not kino. Portray it some other way.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:43:56 AM No.716200598
>>716199187
with that logic haircuts are not natural
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:45:17 AM No.716200658
i remember the beard fad from like 2010. Fucking disgusting. Wish there was something i can rub on my face to prevent any facial hair from growing
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:48:03 AM No.716200779
>>716200543
What does it mean for something to "be reddit"? As in, that qualifiers need to be in place for reddit to be a verb? A fictional character is not an orange alien website, so please be specific in what you mean
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:49:38 AM No.716200851
>>716200543
>REDDITREDDITREDDIT
rent free
grow a beard faggot
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:51:36 AM No.716200940
>>716200779
It's just a stupid appeal to emotion. Reddit is the bad place. You wouldn't want to be seen as from the bad place by liking/doing something associated with them, would you, anon?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:53:45 AM No.716201028
>>716198832
its still as aspect of a persons physical appearance that masks their face, no need to be autistic about it
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:55:38 AM No.716201116
>>716201028
Yeah just like the hair on your head masks your head, so we should all shave ourselves bald right?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:58:23 AM No.716201245
>>716198187 (OP)
Only people who can't grow a beard hate the beard look.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:00:07 AM No.716201323
>>716198187 (OP)
Facial hair are natural
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:00:15 AM No.716201330
>>716198187 (OP)
Old Kratos just looked like a chad. Nu kratos looks like someone in their second marriage
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:02:29 AM No.716201419
>>716198832
Basedboy spotted
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:09:28 AM No.716201687
>>716198187 (OP)
Beards hide a weak jawline and chin. Kratos doesn't have one but the beard he has now does not fit him at all.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:24:43 AM No.716202351
>>716198187 (OP)
Before he looked malevolent, now he just looks old.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:59:50 AM No.716203981
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>>716201245
>t. vaush
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:01:17 AM No.716204043
>>716198187 (OP)
Beards are either for hiding weak chins or for cowering from the elements, that is why they signal weakness.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:01:57 AM No.716204072
>>716198832
nails are natural too, so why do you cut them
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:21:49 AM No.716204918
>>716198187 (OP)
My dad has no adam's apple for some reason so he never shaves, says he would look like a butch lesbian
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:23:22 AM No.716204987
>>716198187 (OP)
Left isn't making an angry facial expression and has old man pecs to boot. It's more than just the beard
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:34:15 AM No.716205471
>>716200851
found the redditor
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:54:20 AM No.716206320
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Kratos has a really ugly beard by beard standards, I don't like that fat moustache part, it's too trimmed and clean looking, it looks very metrosexual. That's not the beard of a reclusive man living a simple life, that's a chai-latte sipping Californian
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:32:10 AM No.716207863
nukratos
nukratos
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>>716198187 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:38:54 AM No.716208141
>>716207863
I wonder how a game would deal with 50 year old Joel having sex or sexual tension with 14 year old Ellie
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:42:12 AM No.716210718
>>716198425
This but ironically
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:47:26 AM No.716210932
Are there any masculine traits that have never been ruined
Even muscles don't seem to do it anymore, lots of betas getting gainz