>you will never play Ocarina of Time for the first time ever again

I thought it sucked and didn't make it out of kokori forest.

>>716205232
you didn't even play the game

>>716205232
same, fpbp

I already beat A Link to the Past, it's the same thing. Get the three mcguffins, then the Master Sword, then go to the next world, then six mcguffins, then kill Ganon and save Zelda.

>>716205253
A game needs to keep a players interest.

jokes on you, i can force myself to forget shit at will and experience it again with a fresh set of eyes.

>>716205183 (OP)
Hit yourself over the head repeatedly until you get amnesia. You can thank me later.

>>716205306
Damn someone beat me to it, was going to say I didn't even play OoT for the first time because it existed in 2D form first. Also it almost as if the pacing and gameplay is a lot better when it isn't bloated by cutscenes, who knew?

>>716205183 (OP)
>you will never play Ocarina of Time
FTFY
I've never owned and never will own a Nintendo console

i didn't really like it the first time
basically everything about jabu jabu was awful to figure out blind

Nobody cares gay ass boomer. Imagine being alive when this was released lmao

>>716205345
A game doesn't shoulder the blame for an ADHD player. You robbed yourself.

>>716205232
fpbp

I've never played it but I want to. But I don't have a Switch. Too lazy to emulate. Guess I'm fucked

>>716205917
got a pc? it's like the best way to play the game.
https://www.shipofharkinian.com/

>>716206018
I might check that out, thanks

>>716205917
>"I want to pay Nintendo premium prices for a game from 1998!"
Uh... OK.

>>716205232
fpbp
/thread

>>716206120
Who are you quoting?

>>716206260
(You). What other excuse do you have that you can't emulate a fucking N64 game?

>>716206576
nta but i have a real n64 and ever emulator i tried either sucks up too much resources or is just complete fucking shit like picrel

>>716206576
I just told you, retard. I'm too lazy

>>716205516
Fuck off retard

>>716206807
>MUH CULTURAL IMPACT
lol

>>716206723
Well bad news then, because modern Nintendo hardware IS emulating that N64 rom you paid for. Just because you bought a game through an official platform doesn't mean it isn't.

>>716206754
How is typing in your credit card info on a Nintendo console harder than clicking a website? You're not "lazy" you're just too dumb.

>>716205183 (OP)
No. I will simply never play it for the first time. Fuck Zelda and fuck Nintendo.

>>716207160
>Well bad news then, because modern Nintendo hardware IS emulating that N64 rom you paid for. Just because you bought a game through an official platform doesn't mean it isn't.
i agree with you retard. that's why i just play on my real n64. all the computers i own are too slow to emulate certain games at full speed, mainly conker's bad fur day.

>>716205183 (OP)

Good, game scared me as a kid

>>716207474
i don't blame you

>>716207474
same, literally couldn't continue past the child dungeons because of this (>>716207547) shit.

>>716205183 (OP)

I can't be an 8 year old playing this for the first time again. It took me 3 years and an embarrasing amount of calls to the nintendo hotline to get me out of some puzzles but granted I didnt speak english back then.

Obviously i became a Zelda fag after that.

2d zelda is so much better than 3d vrosephs

>>716205183 (OP)
I'm 38 and I've never played it

Does anyone want to fap to Zelda girls together?

>>716209508
I do.

>>716209473
you should, i would love to hear a boomer's unbiased opinion of this game.

>>716209746
Boomers are 60+ by now you retarded faggot.

>>716209639
Tag?

>>716205232
I thought it sucked and didn't make it out of Link's hut

>>716209861
you may as well be 60+, old fart.

>>716205183 (OP)
I booted this up for the first time ever in 2025 and I hate the fact that I associate most of its music with shitty youtube content. Made me drop the game, but I have heard enough good to eventually try it for real.

It also doesn't help that the controller layout of that freak N64 gamepad doesn't translate well to my throwaway xbox controller.

I didn't like it.
I got to the part where you're in a dungeon where you need to use the hover boots to run across gaps and there were like swinging guillotines and shit.
It was boring and tedious so I dropped it there.

>>716205183 (OP)
Old game and boring as fuck.

>>716205183 (OP)
I could
Cause I never played a Zelda game

>>716205361
Based grandpa

>>716205183 (OP)
I have never once played a single zelda game or seen/known any single thing or detail about any of them.
And I never ever will.
Because I'm not interested in them.
So eat a bag of dicks and choke on them while I go back to playing uncharted 4.

Some of my best memories with my dad, we would play through it every weekend slowly making progress bit by bit, we did the same with majora's mask, wind waker and twilight princess, I haven't played a zelda game since those since I know it wouldn't feel as good as playing through them with my dad

>>716207348
>. all the computers i own are too slow to emulate certain games at full speed, mainly conker's bad fur
what fucking computers do you have, an amiga?

>>716210775
>>716205232
>>716205281
>I WILL NOT EXPERIENCE LUDO
Your loss lol

>>716210912
Die mad about it, lol.

>>716210939
You are not my little bro, I don't care if you don't experince good things lol

>>716211095
Yea I can see the amount of your not caring about it by replying to everyone and seething over it, kek.

>>716205183 (OP)
No reason to play such garbage in 2025 when i can play games like eldenring and rdr2

>>716205183 (OP)
Meanwhile I can play Majora's Mask as many times as I'd like and still have a great time.

>>716211162
I can see you about not caring at your fox and graped with ludo, by posting in a ludo thread on a BBS board, heh.

>>716210907
i have a steam deck, system76 lemur pro laptop (lemp10, look it up), and a older pc with an amd fx 8350 and a gtx 970 with 16gb of ram.
>inb4 poorfag.
fuck you.

>Zoomfilth would rather play walking simulators and Le Fortnight than the literal greatest game of all time
Are they even people? Do any of them have an opinion that wasn't crafted for them by a talking head on Twitch or Youtube?

>>716205183 (OP)
Still haven't beaten the random entrance randomizer so there's that

>>716211298

>>716205232
>Saria
What's the point game already peaked 5 seconds in

>>716205183 (OP)
unironically was it only good because you didn't have a lot of 3d+open world games at the time?

>>716211321
>starts spouting gibberish
You had a stroke from raging so hard, bud?

>>716211486
>Greatest game of all time
You mean eldenring

>>716209508
>>716209884
>no reply
Well, leaving my tag here instead for anyone interested
mimi_malo

>>716211615
it was never good

I love Kass!

>>716211681
>>716209508
You are in a Zelda thread, it's a all femanons here

>>716205183 (OP)
I will if i will ever play it

>>716205183 (OP)
thats fine. I loved it. I absolutely loved it. but playing it? for the first time? I was afraid of it. It was huge, bigger than any game I've ever had, such that sometimes after completing it I wasnt fully convinced I had seen the whole game. for example on something theres that grainy photo of link being thrown by morpha, I thought that was him getting some kind of super jump. I had no idea he was being attacked.

Anyway the point is, playing it for the first time again is impossible. It was miyamotos direct work. I played it when I was 9, he and osawa created it in order to explain to me what growing up meant. I cant extract the game from the experience I had in childhood of being bullied by my siblings and overcoming this game before they did after 2-3 years of them using games to grief me. I have no idea how I could go about enjoying it for the first time a second time without that childhood context, as a bitter adult. I'm more like talon or ingo.

>>716205183 (OP)
I have never played it. Is it really that great?

>>716205260
i can't believe i never connected the dots before seeing this.

>>716211885
its good but its hard to think you'd be able to feel it the same way as an adult. it was really meant to be for kids

>>716205306
You weren't there, stop pretending.

>>716205260
>>716211897
huh? thats not connecting the dots, connecting the dots in bottom of the well involves realizing that the happy go lucky childhood memories you had where filled with grief and despair you didn't notice, and that the lense of truth allows you to "see the truth"

>>716205183 (OP)
I have no doubt whatever Zelda game comes out in 2098 will be the next Ocarina of Time.

>>716210894
you will do the same with your son, right Anon?

>>716205917
> too lazy to download 2 files and press play
Gen Z really can't into files huh...

>>716211746
Why do you lie

>>716212194
I just don't like emulating.
I'd rather play it on pc or console.

>>716205183 (OP)
I was 13 when it came out, half the school talked about it non-stop. Everyone had different secrets and stuff theyd found. Gaming bliss.

>>716212348
There'a a PC port too retard

>>716212427
I meant on steam.
I don't want to fiddle around with unofficial stuff, too much hassle.

>>716212451
Eh its easy enough to set up, and theres pre-compiled versions an anon can maybe point you towards or share to you. if you dont wanna sit there and have to download a ROM and have to extract it and such.

>>716212451
Zoomer tech illiteracy got it

This but TP
I really hope the next game is just TP 2 in spirit

>>716211963
I just wasn't that impressed.

>>716205183 (OP)
It's a terrible fate to have.