Thread 716206138

>it's actually real
What the fuck?

why are you an adult who cares about a children's game

What kind of stupid gimmick have they come up with now?

>>716206189
cope

>>716206241
Went back to mega evolution.

>>716206138 (OP)
this is what happens when your allowed to create strictly in a safe space

I don't entirely hate it, only because it reminds me of this.

>>716206138 (OP)
uuhhhh palworld bad though

Pokémon is fucking back

She cute

>>716207886
What a weird, nonsensical post.

I hope her ability is Aerilate once she comes to Champions or gen 10. It's still unclear if Z-A will or not have abilities but I don't think it'll.

>>716208023
well now i hate it more

Poketroobs will eat anything

>>716206138 (OP)
The only thing have a problem is that Mega Dragonite is night blue

>>716208246
Not*

For Mega Dragonite, ending a Pokémon match quickly is an act of kindness toward its opponent. Its kindhearted nature gets amplified when it Mega Evolves, and it launches powerful attacks at its opponent with a smile.

>>716206138 (OP)
I'm just glad I'm getting more of my wife.

>>716206138 (OP)
We're so back.

Is mega still a thing? I though it was X Y gimmick

>>716206189
all games are children games
stop acting like a grown up while playing on toys

>>716206241
mega evolution, which came out 12 years ago

>>716206138 (OP)
KINOOOOO

>>716208850
>26 Ranks and you have to fight multiple trainer battles alongside other optional objectives to advance ranks
>You have a research level tied to capturing Pokémon which is required to unlock TMs
>You have at least dozens of side quests tied to Emma
>Most likely 60-70 Mega stones to collect which can be either bought, created by collecting Mega Shard or defeating Rogue Megas
>Possibly you'll have to collect Zygarde cells hidden through the whole city
This game seems like it'll be so fucking meaty. If this is like PLA then you'll have to do all this stuff for the true final boss too.

>>716209114
The new game coming out in October is a sequel to Pokémon XY

>long thick tail with pearl
>wings on arm and legs
looks great
>giant wings growing out of forehead
aaand they ruined it

>>716209237
Are all the mons in the game? I remember I quit Pokemon a few years back when they stopped putting the full dex in the games.

It looks more like a powered up Dragonite than it does an evolution of Dragonite, I don't like that.

>>716206138 (OP)
I like it.

>>716209308
No, but there's only 1 version of the game, so there are no version exclusives either.

>>716209326
It IS a powered up Dragonite, and not an evolution. The fuck are you talking about?

>>716209353
Eh, pass.
Ill come back to Pokemon when they make a fully features mainline game with the full dex (ie. Never).

The Buneary line wasn't in XY unlike most other mons that can Mega (a lot of mons that only got Megas in ORAS were still in XY in their base forms). I wonder how many Pokémon we'll have in this one.

>>716206189
Guess what, retard? All sports are just children's games that adults choose to take overly seriously

unless you are a "no interests, no hobbies whatsoever, go to work all day, sleep, repeat" type of NPC then there is SOME childish entertainment that you engage in as an adult

>>716209490
Swampert, Sceptile and Rayquaza are the only other Megas introduced in ORAS where their families aren't wild in XY. Buneary was a really random omission from the original games.

>>716206138 (OP)
Glad I gave up on playing pokemon at gen4. The last good game was Crystal, and you're cripplingly mentally I'll if you still play this shit.

>>716209535
I'd love to hear you try say that at the local pub without getting laughed out.

>>716209763
>go to normalfag drunkhouse and insult their kids ball games
>bet the drunk normalfags won't like it!
lol? lmao?

>>716208162
>aerilate
>on a pseudo-legendary with extremespeed
Banned to ubers in 5 minutes. Besides, inner focus is quite good now. I kind of want to see the eeveelutions get mega-forms.

>>716208023
Based

>>716209831
Now give Dragonite Swords Dance too, Dragon Dance just won't cut it when your main method of attacking is spamming priority moves. Then maybe it gets banned from Ubers too

>>716208162
>>716209831
from the pokemon description they've provided it will have something gay like Friend Guard or Hospitality

They improved her design.
https://youtu.be/2LXYCtX1OF0
Low test males just don't get it.

>>716209151
Evidently false.

>>716208491
This is fetish art, isnt it?

>>716209393
Mega Evolution, as described in XY, by the guru of Mega Evolution, is a temporary form of evolution.
Temporary or not, it's still evolving, not like Dynamaxxing or Terastallizing.

>>716206138 (OP)
Ok but do we have any knowledge on stats or abilities?

>>716209763
Imagine being such a little bitch you let the opinions of alcoholics influence anything you do.

You should kill yourself, you're just a waste of space.

>>716210260
no
Z-A is real time action so nothing you know about the old battle system will apply here

>>716209947
for me, the description makes me think it'll have Huge Power or something
>ending a match quickly is an act of kindness toward its opponent

>>716210529
His attack is too high for Huge Power, 134 still hits like a truck

>>716210529
>it beats the fuck out of you instantly with a smile on its face, as a favor to you :)
actually hilarious
but no fucking way they'll give it huge power. Dragonite has base 134 attack, even if they don't give it extra attack, it'd be a fucking menace. Max attack BASE M Dragonite would have over 800 attack

>>716206138 (OP)
I've been telling you people that pokemon is irredeemable dogshit now for years but you just kept eating it up. Romhacks and Palworld are better in every way.

>>716209308
Full dex is so fucking overrated
They should go completely opposite, cleanse the board and design a game with a specific, well rounded set of mons, new or old doesn't matter, instead of continue lugging around a bunch of legacy shit that clearly drags the games down just as much as the legacy mechanics do
Pokemon needs a Great Reset (TM) if the franchise is to meaningfully evolve and if you disagree you're a retarded pokefag

>>716211773
>Make pokemon game that has nothing to do with pokemon
>And if you don't like it you must be a pokemon fan!
Absolute retard.

>>716206138 (OP)
>in its mega evolved state, even Dragonite’s kindness is amplified. Ending battles quickly and decisively is Mega Dragonite’s way of showing kindness to its opponents
That’s really cute as far as pokedex lore goes, but is there an explanation for why it shows signs of regression back to Dragonair traits?

>>716206138 (OP)
Why is gamefreak so bad at designing pokemon
like this is okay but seem off.
Like pokemon is legit kind of an garbage franchise.

>>716211773
Thyme tried that with Pokemon Black and White. Everyone hated it.

>>716209947
What if it gets Triage and becomes able to learn Drain Punch?

so its got 700bst

>>716211982
Wait until you see the next evolution after this.

>>716211846
>if it doesn't have every single pokemon it has nothing to do with the series!!!
retard

>>716210529
Sounds more like Hustle to me.

>>716206138 (OP)
>all of that weight being carried by that tiny head

if you guys have seen the video where the ostrich gets its head stuck, you know you know

>>716211639
first one is best, but gen 5 looks good too

>>716206138 (OP)
Pokemon fans will continue to eat shit and brag that it's an acquired taste lmao

>>716213106
I miss my black cat
He was such a retard

Good Nite

>>716213856
How retarded was he? I had a grey cat that was full retard, he'd regularly try to jump up on a double bed and miss, he'd often fall off his scratching post, and he'd have to spend hours cleaning himself off after breakfast because he ate like a fucking idiot
I kinda miss him, he had character. He had something wrong with his voicebox when I got him, so instead of a meow the only noise he could make was like "GGHHKHKHK" lmao

>>716216651
wtf is she pregnant

>>716206138 (OP)
Palworld should sue Pokemon for stealing their ideas

>>716206138 (OP)
This is the prize you have to pay for two Charizard megas.

>>716216831
yeah sorry my bad

>>716217192
Then please make a third

>>716206189
you spend all day on this site worry about yourself gup

>>716212334
Yeah, probably a mixed attacker though

>>716211639
That is not how gen 5 designed bug types
Might as well have given gen 1 spikes and the toriyama eyes

>>716206138 (OP)
only anime girls like>>716208023 can have this

>The leaks were real
>They unironically gave Starmie a lazy joke evo when the original is a cool/esoteric design
What on earth possesses them to completely ruin the core appeal of a pokemon

>>716222806
they've been ruining the core appeal since like 2006 bro

>>716206138 (OP)
mega flygon is in danger

>>716222926
Most of those aren't that much of a departure, just kinda shitty and samey
Definitely nothing as wild as entirely changing the foundational feeling the design is meant to evoke, like how a baby evo might evolve from being cute to being cool

>>716222926
People would like crossevos more if they didn't keep making everyone fat and slow

>>716206138 (OP)
It's not super impressive, but I like that it looks more like Dragonair.
>>716222926
Honchkrow is cool, Tangrowth is fine, and Magnezone got better once I realized the red spot in the middle was an eye and not a nose.

>>716224308
>I realized the red spot in the middle was an eye and not a nose.
Wha- I've never interpreted that as a nose