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Anonymous No.716207057 >>716209005 >>716210256 >>716210319 >>716210373 >>716210416 >>716210563 >>716215792 >>716222059 >>716222537 >>716228570 >>716234456 >>716236439 >>716241783
*is the best joker in your path*
Anonymous No.716208215 >>716208578 >>716210452 >>716211329 >>716212982
>update announced almost a year ago
>still no news
Anonymous No.716208578
>>716208215
>the update will be free

woaaaah thank you good sir I kneel
Anonymous No.716209005 >>716210203
>>716207057 (OP)
>best joker
>never seen it before ante 6
the wheel is more reliable
Anonymous No.716210203
>>716209005
Just get better econ.
Anonymous No.716210256
>>716207057 (OP)
>is not an econ joker
Then it's not the best joker
Anonymous No.716210319 >>716210443
>>716207057 (OP)
>you need to fill your deck with bullshit cards for this joker to be semi decent
Yea no
Anonymous No.716210373
>>716207057 (OP)
ahem
>can be obtained early
>pays off in 2 rounds
>trivializes everything else
Anonymous No.716210416
>>716207057 (OP)
>Not Blueprint
Nah
Anonymous No.716210443 >>716210910
>>716210319
Play pair or high card.
Anonymous No.716210452
>>716208215
It's coming out right after silksong
Anonymous No.716210563 >>716243036
>>716207057 (OP)
it's time for the real best joker
just kidding it's actually constellation
Anonymous No.716210910 >>716210976 >>716221062
>>716210443
I never do usually play flush house.

Usually hearts of kings queens.


Retriggers, Blueprints, and legendary King/ Queen joker is the name of the game.

My high score


Don’t see you getting there
Anonymous No.716210976 >>716211406
>>716210910
Anonymous No.716211329 >>716211439 >>716227925 >>716229558 >>716241689 >>716242410
>>716208215
>This game propelled me to 50M net worth but still, regardless of my improverished status, in my great graciousness I will give you this update for free, lowly peasants
Why is he like this?
Anonymous No.716211406 >>716212931 >>716241862
>>716210976
tfw one last joker stuck on orange sticker

its shortcut btw
Anonymous No.716211439 >>716228690
>>716211329
Do you work for free?
Anonymous No.716212249 >>716212389 >>716212608 >>716213514 >>716221808
I can't stop playing Flush. Everything else sucks
Anonymous No.716212389
>>716212249
I beat ante 17 with high card.
Anonymous No.716212608
>>716212249
You have to pay flush like first to antes
Anonymous No.716212931
>>716211406
holy niggers don't fuck it up
Anonymous No.716212982 >>716213847 >>716214123
>>716208215
he just 100% the game last month. that was probably his personal goal before deciding to rebalance and change shit
Anonymous No.716213026 >>716214141
Should they really have buffed Hanging Chad?
Anonymous No.716213514
>>716212249
i will literally only play flushes if its early game and an ancient joker drops. i love the minigame of managing that.
>started new profile
>trying to do the 4 joker unlock
>space man, ancient joker, oops all sixes, brainstorm
god it was so satisfying. otherwise a full house main
Anonymous No.716213841
This game is ridiculously luck based
Anonymous No.716213847 >>716214123
>>716212982
This.
Anonymous No.716214015 >>716214450 >>716229321 >>716230306 >>716231232
how beat orange stake as nooib??
Anonymous No.716214123
>>716213847
>>716212982
>designs game by himself
>for balancing updates he 100%ed the game to get his own sense of balance instead of listening to the public
He's the goat. He had a really great interview with Dan Gheesling like a year or two ago, whenever the game came out where he talked a lot about the development.
Anonymous No.716214141
>>716213026
yes, just one retrigger was pretty weak. I heard the dev is going to move it to uncommon in the balance/content update which seems like a reasonable change.
Anonymous No.716214450 >>716230306
>>716214015
what do you specifically need advice about? like, game mechanics? at some point the difficulties are absolutely just chance. there is entertainment in trying to make dogshit work but it wont work very often. play your best hands, exploit money interest, balance jokers, get planets if you don't have a good source of +chips or +mult, use tarots when it wont fuck your interest unless you really need help. save money if you aren't immediately struggling. if after first shop i am getting 2000 chips a hand, im not going to buy rerolls or tarots until ive exceeded interest
Anonymous No.716214828 >>716214882 >>716214952 >>716215215 >>716215924 >>716217080 >>716231961
Which one?
Anonymous No.716214882
>>716214828
misprint sells for one dollar more
Anonymous No.716214952
>>716214828
Having done a considerable amount of math on average misprint will give you 4 mult and above 100% of the time.
Anonymous No.716215215
>>716214828
>3 in 20 chance to do less
>4 in 5 chance to do more
Anonymous No.716215308 >>716215821
What is the trick to Jokerless other than praying for an early Telescope and/or Strength spam?
Anonymous No.716215792 >>716215902 >>716216201 >>716221654
>>716207057 (OP)
>realize that retriggering a fuck ton of red mults increases your score well beyond any amount of flat mults and 1 or 2 sources of red mult
>game stops being fun because 95% of strategies are extremely sub par
ah well, I gold staked a few decks before awakening so I got my fun
Anonymous No.716215821
>>716215308
Play straights and get a blue seal
Anonymous No.716215902 >>716218383 >>716242251
>>716215792
>retrigger joker
>red seal
>glass card
>game won
Anonymous No.716215924
>>716214828
Jimbro 4 lyfe
Anonymous No.716216201
>>716215792
the true game is to try and make bad jokers viable
Anonymous No.716217080
>>716214828
misprint.
it just works.
Anonymous No.716218383 >>716218732 >>716221654
>>716215902
>red seal
>glass card
until you suddenly don't draw them.
Anonymous No.716218732
>>716218383
DNA is made for filling your deck up with them
Anonymous No.716221013
>don't one shot the first blind
Yeah it's reset time.
Anonymous No.716221062
>>716210910
>My high score
> Retriggers, Blueprints, and legendary King/ Queen joker is the name of the game
>Don’t see you getting there
Yeah bruh you play defaul (if not only) high score strat, what's the brag is?
Anonymous No.716221654
>>716215792
>>716218383
Thing is, while retriggering xmult gets you ante 12 and up, there are plenty of strategies and situational decisions to beat 8 ante at gold stake, and while beyond ante 12 there's only naneinf, gold stake gives you c++
What I'm trying to say is that design is OK for what achievements are there
Anonymous No.716221808 >>716221961
>>716212249
Flushes suck, the best hands are high card and pair. It’s the biggest fundamental flaw with balatro.
Anonymous No.716221961 >>716222334
>>716221808
How do you do well with them in early game when they have such low multis? I often try to turn every run into a flush five if tarots let me
Anonymous No.716222059
>>716207057 (OP)
archive of our own works 66077122
vidya clowns
Anonymous No.716222334
>>716221961
You don’t always only play them in ante 1-3, but any mult scaler will get you there, a non-rental holo or chips joker will get you there.

The thing is with high card and pair you will on average generate more Econ because you can fully use 5 cards to cycle each discard as well as 5 cards per hand played. Meaning you can fish for stuff like faceless joker value, mail in rebate value, you can dig for gold cards or blue seals. You turn this value into scoring so even if your individual hands are less you scale better and are not at risk of just not drawing your 4+ card hand
Anonymous No.716222349
Anonymous No.716222537 >>716225053
>>716207057 (OP)
i fucking hate that i use the ALEEB seed (the one that gives you all legendary posters) I used to play everyday and showed it to a friend who got addicted as well. When we tried the seed normal balatro became boring, not reached exponential felt off, both of us eventually quit the game and we talked about it lately and we both came to the conclusion that the seed was the reason
Anonymous No.716223210 >>716223314
hes going to change matador, wild card enhancement, and blue stake difficulty so straights and flushes feel better in gold stake
Anonymous No.716223314
>>716223210
Yeah the blue stake discard penalty is anti-fun garbage
Anonymous No.716223605
Anonymous No.716223851 >>716225526
you guys DO play with stickers visible at all times, right?
Anonymous No.716224284 >>716224973
Bloodstone does NOT feel like its 1 in 2
Anonymous No.716224606 >>716226171 >>716226205
Will it get added? What will it do?
Anonymous No.716224973 >>716225326 >>716227895
>>716224284
brother I cant tell you how many times that fucking card has failed me in gold stake
I can have two of them from showman/ahnk, or just a blue print straight up. not a single pop in a flush of hearts. vs the fucking needle with my back against the wall.
I genuinely trust misprint more.
Anonymous No.716225053 >>716240829
>>716222537
how do you have fun replaying one seed if you know exactly what is going to happen everytime?
Anonymous No.716225326
>>716224973
I had one set up to trigger 3 times with a blueprint and brainstorm and it still had a shitty trigger rate.
I was so frustrated I was spamming reroll and accidently forgot to buy an all sixes when it showed up. I lost the run
Anonymous No.716225374 >>716225735 >>716225940 >>716227856
Still trying to get Stuntman. What Jokers should I look for to get 100M chips easy?
Anonymous No.716225526
>>716223851
Hell yeah, I just wish we had an animation to show when the jokers get new ones when we finish the seed
Anonymous No.716225735
>>716225374
Look for stuff that triggers by things that you can stack. Especially things with the trigger being a multiplier. Getting red seals on things as well as stuff like Hanging Chad and Hack can be great at retriggers. Even better if you can copy them with Blueprints.
Also try to get the voucher that lets the planets in your inventory give multis. And to top it off try to get lots of silvers in your hand and glass in what you play.
Anonymous No.716225940
>>716225374
hanging chad and photograph with glass face cards, any thing else is the cherry on top
planet cards will get the gravy train rolling and keep up in base chips
Anonymous No.716226171
>>716224606
if i had to guess off of the art it will outright require a rotating 5 card hand and do something, likely some giga multiplayer to deal with the conditions.

the mechanical metropolis Maria type thing makes me think it will be more logical than completely random, as at first i figured it might be a major bonus but you cannot see your cards but that doesn't vibe with the mechanical look.
Anonymous No.716226205 >>716226610 >>716228467
>>716224606
All cards are flipped but you get a big multi
Anonymous No.716226610
>>716226205
>Cards in hand have a chance to be faced down.
>X1.75 mult if a face down card is played and scores.
>Synergies:
>Retriggering Jokers and Red Seal: Retriggered cards retrigger the X1.75 Mult
>Splash: Face down cards are guaranteed to score.
>Stone cards: Are guaranteed to trigger the X1.75 Mult if face down.
Anonymous No.716227784 >>716228185
At what point should I give up on a run?
Anonymous No.716227856
>>716225374
DNA + glass cards and go for 5 of a kind or Flush Five planet cards
Anonymous No.716227895 >>716229597
>>716224973
Ye bloodstone is trash on gold, best suit joker is the Diamond one that gives money
Anonymous No.716227925
>>716211329
he could have ridden off into the sunset instead
Anonymous No.716228185
>>716227784
if you don't get any good jokers in the first shop
Anonymous No.716228467
>>716226205
Would be cool if it helps out on boss blinds where your cards are flipped from the joker but re-flipped the right way from the boss blind
Too bad the wording doesn't seem to apply for that
Anonymous No.716228570 >>716228615
>>716207057 (OP)
transbian game
Anonymous No.716228615 >>716228878
>>716228570
what straight games do you play
Anonymous No.716228690
>>716211439
The work is to make the game better over time and sell more copies. Why does any company release updates for a singleplayer game after launch?
Anonymous No.716228878 >>716229550
>>716228615
The Long Dark.
Anonymous No.716229321
>>716214015
Build economy to take as much luck out of it as possible. Focus on generating some cash early and you can do more rerolls to get scoring jokers later.
Anonymous No.716229550
>>716228878
he said games not your dildo collection
Anonymous No.716229558
>>716211329
...That's how you took that? You faggot kike. Fuck off.
Anonymous No.716229597
>>716227895
Clubs or spades are definitely better. Spade is a chip solution for ante 8, and clubs will carry your mult up to the point you need X mult anyway. Diamonds are certainly the most splashable though.
Anonymous No.716230306
>>716214450
>at some point the difficulties are absolutely just chance.
Maybe if you're bad lol.

>>716214015
Every run needs the following in order of priority: X mult/econ, mult, chips. You can reach each requirement through a lot of different ways, but that's the baseline of what you require. If you're struggling with orange stake, you should identify which element your run is missing, and how you arrived at that problem.
Taking jokers like banner, blue card, ice cream, suit mult, and hand mult is required for the first 3 antes because they allow you to get through antes without spending additional money. Hitting the interest cap is generally really important.
Once you hit the interest cap (usually in ante 2/3), you want to start extracting value from your blinds. Tarot packs for gold/lucky cards, standard packs for gold/blue/purple, take these whenever you see them. Then start throwing hands away to extract value from those resources every blind if you can, and pocket Deaths to duplicate them. Pocketing Fool, waiting for a death to show up in a pack works as well.
Once you're able to consistently extract value from every blind, you can basically never lose, since you'll generally create enough scoring/econ that you can find the requisite X mult to win.
Anonymous No.716231232
>>716214015
Do the challenges and learn where your scoring comes from. And dont overspend early, economy is important.
Anonymous No.716231961 >>716232092
>>716214828
misprint For the card description.
Anonymous No.716232092 >>716238813
>>716231961
you can look at the description in your collection at any time without having the joker
Anonymous No.716233428
Can you rebuy Cavendish if it goes extinct
Anonymous No.716234456
>>716207057 (OP)
>Fuck around with Ghost Deck
>ante 2 shop
>Deja Vu and Charriot chards next to eachother
>Mfw
Anonymous No.716236439
>>716207057 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.716238631 >>716240514 >>716241162 >>716241818
Best deck?
Anonymous No.716238813
>>716232092
It's so tedious that I don't bother unless it's a win-or-lose sort of situation.
Anonymous No.716239059 >>716239913
are there any good balatrolikes yet

balatro was already a luck be a landlordlike of course, but have any other good ones shown up yet?
Anonymous No.716239913 >>716240332
>>716239059
I like Aotenjo. It's mahjong-based
Anonymous No.716240332
>>716239913
interesting, ill try it
Anonymous No.716240514
>>716238631
Yellow and it isn't close.
+10 dollars instantly solves your econ. You don't even have to try.
Anonymous No.716240829
>>716225053
>replaying
that's the thing, we played it a few times to see who would reach a higher score then we got bored of balatro all together. If each card doesn't trigger a million times it's not the same. I know it's retarded but it happened to both of us
Anonymous No.716241162 >>716241547
>>716238631

Plasma or Yellow

Plasma is good for Ante 1 skips since you can beat the first boss by playing a Single flush, and getting early Chip jokers makes you sail through the early game. The issue is you need to scale super hard, but you'll be aiming to do this regardless so it's a mild concern.

Yellow solves your early game by just giving you the ability to reach $25 as soon as possible, as well as being to afford Rare Jokers in the case they do show up early. It also enables cheeky stuff like Skip for Tarot Booster -> Temperance.

Blue deck is also good but you have to be many Antes in before it starts outscaling Yellow and that's not really reliable enough.

Basically for any Gold Stake run you must get $25 as soon as possible during early game, or you cannot scale - more importantly you cannot mitigate the effects of rental tags on strong Jokers without already having enough Gold for interest to off-set it.
Anonymous No.716241341 >>716241547 >>716241667
I've got 25 hours but have yet to get past Ante 12
Even with a bunch of X Mult cards I usually cap out around then
Anonymous No.716241547 >>716241710
>>716241341
It scales up fast. Took me shitloads of time to hit e numbers.

>>716241162
>Skip for Tarot Booster -> Temperance.

You mean Hermit right?
Anonymous No.716241595
>Saves your run from dying early
Love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.716241667
>>716241341

It's borderline impossible unless you're using Baron & Mine, Perkeo & Telescope, or you're doing Flush Five with Triboulet and Sock&Buskin.
Even with a bunch of Chads and Photographs it's difficult to go beyond Ante 11 without Mr Bones.

Every infinite run is just fishing for BaronMine so that's the only reliable way to get to high Antes.
Anonymous No.716241689
>>716211329
this anon is a great person to be around
Anonymous No.716241710
>>716241547
Closest I got was a run that had Canio and Trading Card, so I was getting like x12 mult from just that. Plus a cavendish and some other shit
Maybe i just gotta git gud or use more chip or + mults in lategame
Anonymous No.716241783
>>716207057 (OP)
>Get this joker in a seed with all shit jokers
I hate how you cannot get ant joker in any run no matter if you rerolled 900000000000 times
Anonymous No.716241818
>>716238631
Yellow, spirit, erratic, blue
Anonymous No.716241862
>>716211406
How do you even get past the second ante with black deck lol
Anonymous No.716242251 >>716242487 >>716242584 >>716243036
>>716215902
>glass card
Why do people like this so much?
The chance of destroying itself is so high. I'd rather just get a lucky card.
Anonymous No.716242410 >>716243036
>>716211329
I don't even have to be mad at your post because I know you live a miserable life to be mad at a free update.

Keep it up little champ.

PS I haven't even played the game.
Anonymous No.716242487 >>716243093
>>716242251
They're great to use if you can get yourself a steady supply of them and use them with jokers that retrigger cards
Anonymous No.716242584 >>716243093
>>716242251
Doubling your mult for each glass card is absurdly strong.
You probably aren't beating jokerless without at least a few glass cards.
Anonymous No.716243036
>>716210563
>Obelisk
Ultimate IQ filter joker
>>716242251
Glass cards get ridiculous with red seals, they've saved multiple of my runs
>>716242410
Worst newfag post on /v/ currently, lurk 10 more years before shitting up the board with posts like this, tourist subhuman
Anonymous No.716243093 >>716243453
>>716242487
I mean, I suppose with the right cards, especially DNA it's probably really strong. But it feels like that requires such a specific build.

>>716242584
>jokerless
Lol. I'm still getting the hang of the game and just started beating Ante 8 reliably. Jokerless sounds ridiculous and like it'd make me hate the game.
Anonymous No.716243453
>>716243093
The specific build is probably to just keep playing Glass Cards, period. There's even the Glass Joker that builds XMult for every one destroyed.