Kek this launch is terrible. Next wii u it's over.

eric woke up

>>716207173 (OP)
Why can't I buy it anywhere?

>>716207173 (OP)
I love it how nintendo has always (((supply chain problems))) when releasing a new product

>>716207173 (OP)

>>716207173 (OP)
best launch of all time

>>716207173 (OP)
>Ship product with rusty parts
>Refuse to cover them in your warranty
>Buy switch 2 and it dies in 2 weeks and Nintendo wants you to buy a new one

FUCKING ROFL

>>716207281
>source: schizophrenia

>>716207230
It's intentional to make it seem more precious and luxurious and not the cheap vendorlocked piece of shit that it really is

Nintendo has a poor record sunsetting their online services way too soon, so no I'm not going to get a console that encourages digital "ownership" over physical.

>>716207297
https://youtu.be/K7Z4sWJK2J8?si=XXuzcx8kp75godG2
Lmao

https://youtu.be/Xj_ne2cL_-U?t=1042
LMFAO EVEN

>>716207276
>woke kong
>shitty pokemon spinoff
>boring mario kart

Lol

>>716207270
Lmao

>>716207636
>japan and thirdie

>>716207173 (OP)
wake me up when they release totk2 or whatever their next zelda game name is

>>716207825
>Japan company sells their own citizen defective product and then quotes them $220 bill to fix it
>Refuses to send photos of damage
>Says oh jeez it's weird that the water damage strip doesn't show water damage but they don't know where the rust came from so they can't cover it

Fucking kek

>>716207173 (OP)
>the wii u flopped, it sold like shit
>uhm ACTUALLY sales are irrelevant, the switch 2 is a failure and flopped

>>716207560
you can still download all your purchased digital games on all of their previous consoles

>>716207901
japanese companies treating their japanese customers like shit isnt news

>>716207230
its easily available on Amazon, stop being nintarded

>>716207379
>vendorlocked
when you buy any console that's a given, what point are you even trying to make?

>>716207270
What a weird, nonsensical post.

>>716208205
It's shit and you're defending shit

>>716208227
>go to amazon
>out of stock


hmmmmm

>>716208342
What a weird, nonsensical post.

>>716207173 (OP)
Now that DK is out there's nothing, and Nintendo not talking about it makes me expect it's sales to be mediocre at best.

>>716207248
You mean like literally everyone else?

>>716208425
my amazon lets you sign up to get an email when stock gets in, i did it but missed the email so my inventation expired. kind of glad. I want one but it really isnt worth $500 plus NSO at the moment

>>716207379
>switch 2 only outselling PS2 because of massive stock
>nintendo is also limiting stock so that you cant buy it
how are both of these things true
is the only thing that ever limits a console stock just the retards at sony not producing enough? that's literally it?

>>716207670
>>woke kong
i feel like i've only seen one person unironically spamming this
is it you
are you behind this thread
do you have the gif

I'm starting to think buying the Switch 2 was a mistake as there are no confirmed games that I want for it besides maybe Air Ride 2, but I really hope the console fails because Nintendo only starts giving a shit when they fail. I don't know if it will fail though, it's hard to predict right now.
In any case, if we start getting good games as a result of them failing, I won't regret buying the console. It's ready in case they ever produce something worth my time. I don't give a shit what happens to Nintendo as long as they make games that aren't shit.
Even if nothing comes of it, to be honest, a console is fucking peanuts to me. All it did was maybe delay my next GPU upgrade a month or two, and that's not happening until the next generation of cards anyway.
So yeah, I don't really give a fuck if I wasted 500 bucks. I mean, it's not like I'm gonna buy garbage toddler slop like Wanky Kong Bananza just because I have the console sitting there. I'm not pissing money on games I don't want. If Nintendo wants me to spend more money on this shit, they're gonna have to earn it.

>>716211735
>but I really hope the console fails because Nintendo only starts giving a shit when they fail.
Sales and pro-consumer offers? Sure
Videogame output? Lol no

If Switch 2 sales fall off a cliff, Nintendo will move most of its projects to Switch 3.

>>716207173 (OP)
>>716207270
>>716207281
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome thread

>>716207270
If you ever feel bad, someone spent the time to make this

>>716212079
Then what if Switch 3 fails? The games have to come out at some point no matter what. I mean at worst, if the games come out on S3 then I buy that. Like I said, a console is peanuts to me.