>wake up
>see this

>>716211167 (OP)
where's the dick

GIT OUTTA MAH HOUSE

>>716211167 (OP)
I shift click on your thread and move on

I don't get the appeal of Shimakaze

>>716211167 (OP)
You'd better have a dick.

>/v/ suddenly likes Asanagi

>>716211629
The only appeal of the character is never shown in 95% of art
Shes a scouting vessel and wants to go fast and hard about everything
This can be flanderized into being like sonic the hedgehog and being a genki impatient bitch yet most faggots just draw her as a demure utterly unappealing mannequin hence why the homosexuals ITT are demanding cock
The actual character of the character has been washed away by bad artists going "uhhhh what's popular? Uhhh better draw that in between pictures of food on twitter" c.2010s

>>716211167 (OP)
>boomer goonbait
no thanks

>>716211167 (OP)
>grabs crotch to check if it's the male or female Shimakaze

>free onahole
Yep, it's gooning tiem

>>716212371
are you me

>>716211167 (OP)
>go back to sleep
Do not disturb me when I'm sleeping I'm always in a terrible mood when someone wakes me up.

>>716213580
Shimakaze fits the onahole description, small, tight and easy to use

annoying perpetual gacha whores like op is why i add 'original' to my sadpanda searches

>wake up
>look to your starboard
>see this
What do?

>>716213893
Oh shit I thought you meant you got a Shimakaze onahole. Carry on then.

>>716214204
My point still stands tho, nice find, have fun

>>716214778
Thank you my brother.

>>716211957
nobody on this board actually knows or cares about ships

They all deserve to be impregnated!

>>716211210
Under the skirt.

>>716211167 (OP)
>wake up
>be this

>>716211738
>Make the best trap doujin ever
>Never make another trap doujin
Such is life

>>716212035
I wish they sold Japanese eggplants in my country

>>716211167 (OP)
>almost went all the way with lgf
>got stopped just after oral
so close, its not fucking fair
least I got away with it.

>>716215989
Legal girlfriend?

>wake up
>can't wake up

>>716216062
yeah, sure thing officer.
honestly though, jesus fuck did I get lucky with that one. Its worth the risk until it isnt.

>>716216230
nigga y u lyin

>>716216354
are you saying it is worth the risk, or it isnt worth the risk?

>>716216407
i'm saying i don't believe you

>>716216443
okay, and? what do you want me to do about that?
This isnt reddit, I dont get score for lying anon.
Probably jealousy from your end

>>716215989
Story time

>>716216713
of course i'm jealous conceptually but that doesn't make me believe you more or less. it's also retarded to admit on an open site that cooperates with leo. i hope you're a mullvadian

>>716215989
impregnation proof or it didn't happen

>>716216796
>it's also retarded to admit on an open site that cooperates with leo
Which is why im lying about it for online clout and (You)s
>>716216792
I had a lgf between the age of 4/5 to 7, but at some point she slipped up at school and got, what I assume was a teacher, to launch an investigation. luckily for me we were apart for over 3 weeks since the last event that involved some oral, so there was no DNA. They investigated for about 3 months, speaking to the family, the girl multiple times, before they finally came and got me, I went to jail for a night, got interviewed aaaaall night, was released on bail - they took my phone for over 4 months (despite there being a 3 month limit), then they dropped the case early due to I figure lack of evidence or no prosecutor willing to take it.

bare in mind, no one suspected anything or ever saw anything or heard anything, and everyone viewed me as an inoffensive, kind harmless guy so all their interviews of me painted a picture that I was completely harmless. I even offered to wait for the officer the day of. Hence the bail and 3 months of waiting to be even arrested.

they probably assumed the girl made it up - I heard that in the report to the family they had her noted as being on tik tok from the age of TWO (this was true), so my guess is they think she was exposed to inappropriate content and was just pretending to be part of it, since she had a crush on me, probably wanted to seem adult

For the record, she asked for it. Every time. She proposed the relationship and fooling around.
I regret it now, I was in a bad place, was lonely and wanted affection plus was pron addicted so I was all over this situation. The fear of losing my life only hit when it was too late.
I dodged that bullet and so im never standing in the sights again... they are SEXY AS FUCK though.

>>716217490
>I regret it now, I was in a bad place
cringe feminist psyop

"my steak was too juicy" aah post