You wake up in the Terminus Systems

>>716211205 (OP)
Time to kill some batarians.

>>716211243
classic h*man scum

>>716211205 (OP)
Reminder that in the first game Anderson mentions "Terminus species" yet we barely get any new ayy species when visit there in later games. Those fucks were even to lazy to make new background models just standing around in Omega, which is one of the hubs of Terminus.

>>716213307
Vorcha

>>716211205 (OP)
If this one was forced to pick between being exiled to the Terminus Systems, the Attican Traverse, or Human Space, this one would shoot himself at the space port

>>716213307
Vorcha?

>>716213374
>>716213592
Yes, yes, but I said "barely".

>>716213502
The Prothean Beacon told me that you're gay

>>716211205 (OP)
it's a butthole

>>716213812
You piece of filth, the Enkindlers are too pure for these comments.

Tie this one to a missile and fire him at Omega, this one is ready.

>>716213930
That's why it's called mASS EFFECT

>>716213627
well, bioware arent exactly known for their originality

>>716213930
>>716211205 (OP)
its a goatse

>>716211205 (OP)
Total batarian death

>>716213985
You’re just a big, BASED jellyfish

> game tells you elcor strap massive fucking guns to their backs and operate like walking tanks in combat
> doesnt show this once, not even in a cutscene
GAYYYYY

>>716216534
uncalled for

>>716211205 (OP)
I dedicate my life to BBC (big blue cock)

>>716216835
Didn't they show it in some in-game artwork, maybe for war assets?

>>716211205 (OP)

I've never paid attention to the territory maps for ME before, why do humans (a new kid on the block) have so much territory compared to the council?

>>716211205 (OP)
Gas the turians, race war now

>>716211205 (OP)
I'll just chuck a grenade down my throat.

>>716213985
>>716213502
Why didn't Bioware give us a Hanar teammate again? Same with elcor heavy.

>>716217579
humans were rapidly expanding their influence while other races were too busy either fighting or jacking each other off. the humans trying to get a seat on the council in me1 highlighted this how they were too busy jacking off their rogue specters and themselves.

Yo, check this shit out! I just woke up and these two hoes started making out in front of me.
Also, I'm the captain of a ship, wtf?

>>716211205 (OP)
>started playing through ME again up to 3 as an adept male Shep
>really miss the ME multi-player this time for some reason
I wish EA weren't such jews

>>716213985
Sarcasm. This was a good post.

Humorous. I am just playing. Your post was clever.

>>716217579
IIRC it's actually pointed out somewhere in the codex that territory only really exists close to the mass relays and less than 1% of the galaxy is explored.

>>716222771
Yet they went to another galaxy for Andromeda.

>>716213985
He tentacled so many asari...

>>716211243
With nervous laughter.

In block craft right g-guys?

I miss ME3 MP

>>716229062
Yeah it was kino. The only problems it really had were the lootboxes, buggyness and how sprint/dodge/interact/cover/revive are all bound to the same key for some fucking reason. That shit gets you killed more than anything

I love mass effect so fucking much.
I want to buy all the books and comics but fuuuuck they're expensive.
How is Andromeda? I know for ME5 it's canon, but does it feel canon while playing?

>>716229513
it's awful you monkey

>>716229513
The writing is absolute ass. Companions are fucking boring and the story is shit. Combat is fun tho

>>716221731
thane says the hanar have to rely on the drell to fight outside of water for them because despite being poisonous and fast swimmers they can barely lift a gun and the elcor may be strong thanks to there planets gravity but there slow and are uncomfortable on spaceships since dekuuna is nothing but open planes also there military is composed of vi's and mounted turrets on there back so there's not much weapon customization you could do

>>716211205 (OP)
A space pirate spinoff adventure in the terminus would be pretty fun if bioware could still write anything worth a damn
>>716229513
>How is Andromeda?
I gave it an honest go and got filtered a few planets in. Every zone is semi "open world," and they cram each one with a million dogshit sidequests that are an absolute fucking chore to do if you like completing everything. The main story wasn't good enough to keep me going.

>>716229513
andromeda has good movement and some of the characters are hot but other than that its shit and the most it will play in me4 is angara hanging around the citadel for whatever reason and the you can buy a comic compilation for like 20 dollars and the novels should hover around 9 to 10

>>716211205 (OP)
That's a Beyblade

>>716229759
recruit Blasto, double pistols and hangs out where Jacob used to be
recruit elcor ambassador, give it heavy artillery and post him in the Normandy's garage
recruit end or rine, biotic turbokike volus who will always make purchases cheaper

>>716211205 (OP)
rape

>>716229513
>How is Andromeda? I know for ME5 it's canon, but does it feel canon while playing?
honestly, its so fucking...boring
even if you put all the memes aside for the uglified characters, shit writing, etc the game is just... meh. its basically another case of a single player MMO with completely boring characters surrounding you and missions about collecting 15 alien anuses to pad the content. The only good part about it was sone of the actual gameplay like moving around/shooting, which is way better than the old games, but its just not enough. And apparently bioware thought they had gold on their hands with that cos they went ahead and made fucking anthem thats obviously based a lot of the gameplay of Andromeda and we all saw how well that went

>>716229513
>does it feel canon while playing?

>memories and feelings are shared during asari sex
this can have hilarious consequences when you think about it

>>716233452
>incel buys asari whore
>his hatred burns her brain
>future jack the (head) ripper

>>716211205 (OP)
>You wake up

>>716221965
airlock both their genetic dead ends

>>716221965
hello, this is loyal cerberus surveillance operative. Please provide more material about Ms. Lawson. Thank you.

Humanity first

Good. You opened this post.

>>716235938
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF REVIVING SHEPARD IF THE ILLUSIVE MAN HAD THIS FAGGOT THAT CAN TAKE ON SHEPARD AND HIS WHOLE SQUAD SOLO DUMB FUCKING CHARACTER

>>716236016
>THIS FAGGOT THAT CAN TAKE ON SHEPARD AND HIS WHOLE SQUAD SOLO
???

>>716236086
he takes on Shepard and his whole squad solo what do you want from me that's literally what happens

>>716236248
he quite literally died like a bitch in 30 secs, he was a non-entity

>>716236016
TIM wanted a leader figure. Kai aint that, hes a assassin.

>>716236356
Not in the 1st encounter on Thessia. He wins that fight.
>>716236541
I guess, but then Shepard cuts ties with him and the IM goes nutso. Idk it never sat right with me, plus why was this guy working in the shadows instead of being on Shepard's team? If Shepard is so important, why do you have a combat powerhouse like Leng doing fuckall to help him?

>>716211205 (OP)
Mass effect is peculiar game. It has a few awesome ideas, amazing design, but otherwise the lore and plot is ass.

>>716236662
>He wins that fight
cos big dick Thane wasnt there, canonically

>>716236669
other way around
it has great lore and world building, if you bother with all the codex and shit, but its usually blows the at actually executing it

>>716229062
I downloaded it again yesterday on PC and remembered that it has no fucking native controller support. Had to keep reapplying the patch because the EA launcher is cancer, but it all worked out in the end. Realized I'm a lot shittier at video games than I was a decade ago lol. Could barely clear gold with randos.

>>716235938

I fucking hate modern bioware, but I recently replayed the trilogy and I got so fucking into it, should I just stop hoping that 5 would be even remotely good ? Maybe it will be alright ? As in at least as good as inquisition ? Fuck this gay world...

Only thing I wish is for ME3's multiplayer to somehow make a comeback

God, that shit was so fucking fun

>>716211205 (OP)
>Wake up in Terminus systems
>get robbed by a B*tarian
>die because I don't have a single thing on me

Maybe one of these days I should finally play Mass Effect 2 and 3.
Was that most recent rerelease any good?

>>716236662
TIM in the last game is outright indoctrinated. In 2 it's questionable I guess, but his ultimate goal is human supremacy which is retarded in the context of the ME universe. Even more so if he's spending billions to revive paragon Shep.
I think even the writers eventually realized this and just made Cerberus into indoctrinated reaper nazis for 3.

>>716211205 (OP)
ayo where the turian women at?

i just stay in my room and play Galaxy of Fantasy

>>716237778
It will always live in the shadows of the original trilogy. So much could go wrong, but I think they'll put some real effort into it because a flop will literally end the studio. They got a TV show riding on the line too, so they're going all out. Nu-Bioware doesn't inspire hope but I wish they'd prove me wrong.

>>716211205 (OP)
why the fuck is the human space so large despite being the the most recent species that have had space flight ?

>>716238318
The writers have a huge boner for human exceptionalism in the first 2 games. They toned it down a little for 3, but still couldn't help themselves with the final mission.
>reapers think humans are so cool
>first human spectre defeats a cthulu monster and saves the world
>Cerberus is considered a galactic threat and has no alien equivalent or deterrent
>Alliance gets more screen time than all other alien military combined
>6 out of potential 8 or 9 romances are h*mans

>>716229513
>I know for ME5 it's canon, but does it feel canon while playing?
Not really. You're stuck in another galaxy with familiar alien races, but the new race you meet and their mortal enemy are the main focus, since this is a new first contact situation for everyone. You're painfully aware everyone in the Milky Way is dead, except for long-lived races, and some of your companions even point this out multiple times (the black dude whose name I can't remember literally left behind a perfectly fine life because he wanted to EXPLORE, knowing he would never see his family again). You can listen to some messages left by Liara and Shepard about the Reapers iirc, but that's it. Even the ship's technology and the overall style don't remind me of ME, even though logic dictates the aesthetic should be the same.

No idea how they will merge the two galaxies, though, if that's what the preliminary ME5 artworks they showed implied. Maybe the guys in the Milky Way will send a message saying the Reapers are finally gone and some people from the Andromeda Initiative will come back bringing the new aliens with them?

>>716239040
why would you want to romance aliens ? only the asari are actually attractive

>>716239058
its just retarded, if they are canon, it means the game is set at least 500 years in the future

and no one wants to play another ME without Shephard or at least his crew

>>716239514
>only the asari are actually attractive
nigga have you seen quarian hips + ME3 reveals they basically look like humans (as stupid as that is)
I want to fuck turians more though

>>716239058
>some people from the Andromeda Initiative will come back bringing the new aliens with them
So they're gonna put 5k blokes on a ship and ship it back to the Milky Way for another 600 year time skip?
Are they gonna build another Relay in Andromeda, with no Relay to reverse engineer, no blueprints and no understanding of how a Relay works in the first place?
I mean, not that I am going to put that past modern day Bioware, it's not like anyone even recalls that was a major plot point in the trilogy, and who cares at this point. Bioware treat it like a sci-fi date sim, only they forgot they also retired all the waifus as well. They're fucked from 5 sides.

I hate the earth clan so much it's unreal

>>716239514
It's a space opera. If I wanted to sex humans I'd just play any other dating sim. They really didn't lean in nearly enough with the whole alien interspecies relationship angle even when the games progressively opened up the dating options. Divinity dragon commander came out like a year later after ME3 and had much more variety so there was clearly a market for that.

>>716240035
>If I wanted to sex humans I'd just play any other dating sim
You should play a sci-fi dating sim then, because all the aliens in ME suck as romances, except Samara, and you cannot have her.

>>716239040
i mean mass effect started as a homage of old series that were all about men conquering space and banging alien women of different species every week, the writing changed as bioware got more woke

>>716239550
>and no one wants to play another ME without Shephard or at least his crew
for someone like me it's the opposite
if they bring Shepard back as the protagonist it's just creatively bankrupt nostalgia milking
Shepard's story is over and the series needs to move on without galactic navy seal jesus christ figure

>>716240918
>the writing changed as bioware got more woke
Woke has nothing to do with the original trilogy. The first game had the worst romance options, and both of them were practically begging for your cock. It was written by and for incels. The second one had the most variety and dialogue, but most of your options were still human. The third one was the most fan servicey but stuck to the old romance options because it was the final entry. The only new romance I could think of was that annoying IGN reporter with the terrible face scan lol.

>>716241963
>it's just creatively bankrupt nostalgia milking
So Andromeda gender/race bending the OG characters and rehashing the Geth/Quarian conflict was what? A stroke of genius?
Truth is, you can do creative things with old characters, in fact, I would consider that more creatively challenging, that putting a new coat of paint on the franchise and doing the same thing again, but worse in every aspect.

>>716242229
It's extremely limiting in terms of scope and storyline if they do Shepard. The writers lock themselves into canon destroy ending and need to retcon the EDI/geth genocide. And nostalgia-baters will still bitch and moan if they don't mention [your waifu] or [NPC #28] so while it might seem more challenging there's very little payoff. A new story is something fresh that brings in new players as well as old ones, and breathes new life into a franchise with lots of (mostly wasted) potential.
If the franchise can't survive without Shepard then it shouldn't continue period.

>>716240178
>because all the aliens in ME suck as romances
Hence why I think they should have leaned in way more in that direction. Shepard is practically space Bond, yet he only gets to wet his dick once or twice per entry. And only 2 of the options are alien pussy. The setting is criminally wasted.

>>716242523
I think bioware will bring back shepard because after the disaster that was failguard they will try everything so people will like them again

>>716221731
animation and level design

>>716243085
Ironically they wasted their only out of the Milky way when Andromeda giga-bombed, so it's not completely out of the question. I just think it's a complete monkey paw situation. Just imagine
>voice actors have all aged 15 fucking years by the time it comes out
>everything sounds wrong
>Citadel DLC tier writing for the main missions
>no new characters so they can cram as much memberberries as humanly possible
I hope they pull it off, but it's a long fucking shot.

>>716242523
>It's extremely limiting in terms of scope and storyline if they do Shepard
I disagree.

>The writers lock themselves into canon destroy ending and need to retcon the EDI/geth genocide
I don't see any reason why those are bad things.

>And nostalgia-baters will still bitch and moan if they don't mention [your waifu] or [NPC #28] so while it might seem more challenging there's very little payoff
You obviously can't drop off all the LIs again, because it doesn't suit you. Random NPCs are OK leaving behind. I'm sick of Conrad Verner and most of the trilogy side characters. I don't even need Traynor back. Or STEEEEVE, or Vega. Waste of fucking resources. For Bioware, the actual payoff is getting to make sales of their game for a change.

>>If the franchise can't survive without Shepard then it shouldn't continue period.
I think it can survive without Shepard, just not after 15 years of Bioware fuck ups. Which, to be real, even Star Wars can't do that.

>>716243085
I bet it's some insanely stupid half-measure that would only sound good to a manager, like you're some computer simulation of Shepard in a new body or something

>>716243513
I think for Bioware it's either they at least attempt to pull it off, and either succeed and keep making games, or fail and join the unemployment line, or not attempt at all, and just join the unemployment line.

>>716243731
*Try to think of something as stupid as that Buzz Lightyear movie that bombed, that's how corporate managers that don't care one molecule about the ultimate success or failure of the product and will be at a different corporate job by the time it goes gold think about stories

>>716243731
Mike Gamble is a little more concerned with the ins and outs of Mass Effect, and would ultimately have to greenlight the plot. He's not as detached from ME as an EA exec and the EA exec wouldn't care to make this kind of call. They'd care about the cash shop.

>>716243712
>I'm sick of Conrad Verner
Such a uniquely fucked up NPC
>mess up the choice imports from 1 to 2 so Conrad always thinks Shepard did the renegade option and pointed a gun at his face after asking for an autograph
>fans weirded out by the interaction
>Conrad apologizes to Shepard in 3 for hallucinating the whole thing and gives him, I shit you not, a dissertation on dark energy that can gives you war assets
I hate joke NPCs in general but that they could fuck one up so hard is fascinating.

>>716221731
Why you wold even want these onions boy shitters on ship. Maybe you want Volus lawyer as well?

>>716211205 (OP)
The alliance space being so big really makes no sense. I know the Turians "lost" the first contact war yada yada but still why the council would give so much space to human warmongers, these fuckers will get greedy

>>716245482
I want an all-xeno crew. Humans and bluemans can fuck off.

>>716245513
Humans started colonising systems on the fringe. It's what pissed the Batarians off.

mass effect was always better than dragon age, I think the people that work on it care more, and therefore I think it won't be as bad as veilguard

>>716246095
The DA fanbase will tell you the exact opposite.
The truth is that DA consistently oversells Mass Effect. Which means that if their last DA undersold by 50%, the next ME is slated to do worse.

>>716239550
>no one wants to play another ME without Shephard or at least his crew
I'd love that. Let me be some literal who retard Merc going around the Terminus Sector blasting people and I'd be content.

>>716211205 (OP)
I thought this is the Beyblade system

Going through the whole thing again. Playing the mid game of ME2 at the moment
What the fuck happened? You can tell the whole thing was made with love. Of course there's shortcomings now that it's been like 13 years but it's still a damn solid product