teio steppin' all over this board
Finally got my first URA victory
>200 rolls
>0 kitasan
Fuck everything, at least i got a 3rd fine motion.
>>716214370it would be funny if we had to train them for singing and dancing too.
>watch anime
>season 3
>kitasan jobs immediately
please tell me that the ensing is ass cathartic as season 2
>>716214279 (OP)This is Uma musume general
The Previous threads with out any time between them:
>>716177860 >>716143605 >>716194661
>>716214552it would break the illusion and reveal the secret that it's just imas with different names for stats
It's not all sunshine and roses to be a torena-san...
Is there a racing horse alive who is older or same age as Haru Urara?
>>716214606give it 2 months, retard
>>716214908when there's a winner there will always be a loser, it's a doggy dog world
anyone else's team trials bugged to shit?
>>716214983kek, could be worse tho
>>716214908Wtf bros I thought this was a horsefucker game, why do I find this human woman so cute?
>>716214370good job new player
>finally got three plushies from the claw machine
>got Silence Suzuka
Victory.
>>716214735Whiter than you amerimutt
>>716214916Some anon posted about the last of the Mejiro horses a couple of days ago. If I recall he said that the horse was 30 or 31 years old.
>>716215108just put a pair of ears and a tail on her
So do some of them have fake ears? Why do some have ears that look like frabric with stripes? Why does Matikanefukukitaru have ears that are two different colors?
>>716215371Its called an ear glove, moron.
>>716214279 (OP)>>716214768When do they have time to actually train idolstuff?
Have some coffe while you theorize about this.
fuck your horse gacha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY2yUjbhso8
this is now a DOKKANGOD thread
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I enjoy vodsca desu
I hope there will be plenty of more art of them made.
>>716215280that horse has a big butt
>>716215413you only train with them twice a month they have all the time
>Rice finally beating Bourbon
KINO
>>716215108You also get to take a consolation bath with her if you didn't win the onsen raffle.
>>716215371earglove, protects against insects and most likely horselore, like why is she utterly spiritual/supersitious? Look it up fellow horseenjoyer
>>716215494you have to leave my friend
the horse fuckers are a different breed
>>716214606Objectively more important and welcome on this board than underage retards posting normalfag twitter shit and sucking off tubelord subhumans. Basically cute 2D jap horse gacha supersedes what youโre whining about
>>716214908Is Kiryuin only worth it for training Golshi or Rice Shower? I have that card at MLB..
>>716215549There is 4-5 years worth of art.
Daiwa and Vodka should kiss.
>>716215549Both should fight over my dick.
>>716215549both are very sexo
>>716215661this
we also hate human women here
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Have any of these horses died irl?
>>716215568it helps with kicking studs to death
I didn't know mares hated alpha horses, by the way, sounds counterintuitive in a herbivore species
>>716215858If you only knew
>>716215858Most are from the late 90s early 2000s so a few, but most are dead.
>>716215931you can build guts up to 300, from what I heard 300 guts means more hp for your uma opposed to 300 stamina, then it kinda sucks to focus on
>>716215404An ear glove for only one ear?
>>716215931guts is like a secondary stam bar that activates on the last spurt
>>716215858>>716215993>The Hounds of Tindalos
>>716216069this list is slightly outdated. agnes digital died last year and i recently found out vodka was dead too
>>716216073>>716216045I mean, everyone has told me "never train guts" unless you get huge friendship points, aka alot of your cards are there.
>>716215931guts is worth more than stamina point for point in the beginning but becomes basically useless once you start needing stamina in the hundreds, so it's not really worth training for it in the beginning as speed can carry you until that stamina requirement comes in saving you a lot of turns.
>>716216069my wife winning ticket is still alive and that's all that matters
>>716214567no spoilers and don't google the real horse
>>716216137You get a decent amount of guts from stamina trainings anyway, there's no reason to exclusive train guts
>>716216209you got cute sk8r waif
>>716215543is there any point in getting 4 stars?
>>716216362Better initial stats
One free unique skill level up when you start the career.
But that's it.
>>716215858You'd be better off asking which ones are still alive
>>716216362DOING IT FOR LOVE OF MY HORSEWIFE
>>716216362Not in any way necessary but makes your runs a lot easier, so if you're struggling with a horse then yes.
>>716216069>vodka>alivehow fucking old is this image?
>>716216518If you complete that sentance and give me some bad news I'm jumping off a bridge
>>716216421adorable
she had 1500 foals.
>>716214567am i the only one who didnt really like season two ending? McQueen magically healing and racing with teio into the sunset felt it was a complete asspull
>>716216546shit, vodka died 1 year after the first anime season, in 2019
>>716216631>sees herself being at odds with vodka instead of a steaming lesbian couple in the anime>dies of cringeb-based?
>>716216562been over for 4 hours or so
Can you use kiryuin and tazuna card at the same time?
>>716216702damn, im so used to fgo maintenance i was expecting it to be longer
who's a bigger chud, Special Week, Tamamo Cross or Fenomeno?
>>716216736yes but why would you
stop cheating on your horses
gold ship deserves to have his bro in game
>>716216914In time anon, in time.
>>716215669Probably good for any horse that gets moodswings, since her events raise mood. Also her being present in training cuts energy cost and her events/recreation raise skill points quite a bit.
>>716216782Quick rundown on Fenomeno
>Umamsume
Wit correction is needed
>>716217183Fenomeno
>Why the uniform design?>Fenomeno retired from stallion life and became a lead horse for Oiwake Farm (they handle monitoring the traffic).>Fenomeno's trainer, Hirofumi Toda, wore sunglasses and looked very intimidating and scary.>Toda is also a very patriotic man, thatโs why he thought winning Tenno-Sho is a greater honour than winning the triple-crowns. Fenomeno won two Tenno-Sho for him.>He was called a โMonsterโ, and sometimes the Second Black Assassin (like Rice Shower) because of his Spring Tenno Sho consecutive wins.>Unlike other Stay Gold crops, he was not a very temperamental horse and was very obedient to commands.>He was the boss horse in Miho Training Center at the time, thatโs why he has a poor relationship with Gold Ship, another boss horse. They are both treated by fans as rivals.>Also has a poor relationship with Orfevre.>His team and Gold Shipโs team also treat each other as rivals. Takatoshi Imanami, Gold Shipโs groom said in an interview before the 2013 Takarazuka Kinen: โWe donโt want to lose to that horse.โ In the end Gold Ship still lost to him 2 to 3.>Fought against Gentildonna a lot, with a 5-5 tie.>A very serious horse when racing.>Likes children but children find them scary,>Nicknamed "Mame-chin" (ใใใกใกใ; โMa~me-chinโ) by Toda, because โhe looked like a black bean when he was littleโ. Fenomeno responds well to Mamechin.>Fenomeno is one of the very few racing horses who actually like his trainer (since trainers usually force horses to do things they donโt like, few horses actually like their trainers). This is a stark contrast to Gold Ship, who always try to murder his trainer whenever he finds a chance.>It said that he isnโt friendly to tourists and doesn't respond when tourist called him โMame-chinโ.
>>716216841Marital rape.jpg
Is there a chart of where the umas are in terms of school years. Is McQueen supposed to be in the same year as Special Week or her senior?
>>716217427Archive โ> Trainer Notes
Or you can just take a loot at a wiki or guide. McQueen and Special are in the same age group.
>>716216570holy shit, was he the firstborn of sunday silence or something?
>>716217407I SURVIVED SO MANY PIPEBOMBS
>>716215858>Have any of these horses died irl?It's horse racing, most of them die at like 5-6 years lol.
>>716216069Doberbros... She absolutely TANKED all of that stallion seed
>>716216782tamamo cross had a micropenis, killed a mare during a mating attempt and was orfevre's bitch, he is THE chud horse
>>716217808cry more faggot.
>>716217808Sorry champ, janny applications aren't open. Try again next summer
>>716217808bro ain't you got nothing better to do, like play games for example
>>716216782am I doing this right?
>>716214370Now you musy Umapyoi together with /v/
Iโve started listening to Uma music when I do cardio and it really makes meโfeelโ like a horse
>>716218014Witbros get down!!!
she didn't activate her unique skill once
>>716218040that is a special horse, not proper Empress.
>>716217875Eat tranny shit tranny horse poster
>>716218065>Now you musy UmapyoiIn English with the American horse girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkxxgEHEmg
>>716218236>el condor pasaMust be weird being called "The" all the time.
>>716217427https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters/attributes/room/class
If you dont mind japanese.
>>716218236wat
still adorable though
>>716217785Yeah, by giving birth to absolute shitters that tanked the entire Mejiro legacy
The only good thing about Dober is her _______longevity
>>716216209Your wife? The horse?
how do you guys build your support deck for maya?
>>716218329Everyone on this board should be able to make sense of this
If the unlock conditions for a racial epithet say that you have to win such and such races while being undefeated, does that mean you have to be undefeated in those specific races, or just in general?
>>716218236I won the finals with Taiki Shuttle and she didn't sing it english, is it exclusive to El?
>>716218481In general, I think.
>>716216550I won't say anything but I will post this image
>>716218385Tonightโs the night
>>716218484Itโs limited to which seiyuu can enunciate enough engrish
>>716218560Oh no, people are talking about a video game. This cannot fucking stand!
>>716218604Now there are 3 anons jumping bridge
>>716216841>tfw you will never have thisThe world is a cold and cruel place
>>716218653ah so I was not the only one who thought that guy was a fag.
>>716218687I am married and got 3 sons.
>>716218329I've been training JCs this whole time?!
>>716218481In general. For example, you won't unlock Rudolf's epithet if you lose a single raise including optional ones.
>>716218305Reason why everyone here just calls her Condor and/or Pasa.
I also just realized this is the only picture I have of her.
>>716215614they totally umapyoi'd that night, didn't they?
>>716218853She's so cute, i love her voice.
>>716214370got mine with vodka a couple days ago
>>716218932She is utterly annoying. I love her.
>>716215231post hand saaaar
>>716216782Tamamo Cross is the only one that killed a mare over literally nothing, so him.
>>716217405Nice to see another Fenomeno appreciator. Out of all the Stay Gold Dynasty posts I did, Fenomeno seemed to get the least attention.
>>716217006Is that french?
My model kit just kinda stands there.
>>716219269Oh haha,
>orfรจvrerie f (plural orfรจvreries). gold plate, silver plate; the trade of making such things. GOLD STUFF you know?
yes
>>716219342>figure of a race horse>isn't in a running pose
how do I unlock more horses
>just win the gamba lol
ok how do I actually unlock more horses instead of getting a bunch of extra stars for all the 2stars I unlocked day one
>>716219501Simply do a ten roll. You either WIN or you LOSE. 50/50 chance.
>>716218305She's called Elle, though.
>>716219501Wait this got me thinking, if you get 100 star pieces of a horse you don't own, do you unlock it? I have mcqueen pieces for some reason
>>716219501gamba. It's a gacha game.
>>716219583No. Thats degenerate.
>>716219649depends on the rarity. the 3* base horses require like 150 star pieces or something
>>716219649Yes, you can unlock horses you dont have with start pieces.
>>716219342Well, make her do something then?
Made her dreams come true
Is her career easy or am I actually starting to get good at this game?
>>716219501Gacha lol. It's also way easier to win with 3 star horses on a new account than it is with 1 star horses. Anyone telling you otherwise is bullshitting you. On that note, unpaid shills peddling lies and bullshit seems to be a common tactic in gacha communities these days in order to retain player count so the game doesn't die
>>716219251i just so happened to be looking at racehorses sired by goldship, which then spiraled into going back and reading about the stay gold children. this race horse business is really interesting
>>716217405Semi-related but I find it funny that Draft Horses in Japanese Media (commercials, anime, etc.) are often caricaturized as being demonic death machines while in the US and possibly Europe, they're well known to be gentle giants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtrc_L7sXhM Bakushin warning. Contains draft horses attempting to Bakushin.
>>716219821>Rice Shower skill animation pulls out a comically big dagger
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Which one do you guys think I should pick? It was my first hot springs ticket.
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What did she read
>>716219837By the time I got to King Halo, I was prepared for her Career's whacky antics. You just might be too.
>>716214817>guestYou didn't get the A.
How many people have fallen down the horse racing rabbit hole thanks to this game?
>>716219837Teio is impossible to lose with.
>>716219837It happens, I rarely get anything below B+ anymore after what, 2 weeks of gaming?
>I studied the horse>I became the horse>mongolianthroatsinging.jpg>I am horse
>>716219974>Article A>section 1>all Uma trainers are legal property of their trainee and forfeit any and all civil rights
>>716220013Me, I would've actually go to horse race courses if the dumb fucks in my country didn't destroy the only horse race course we had.
>>716220107Singapore bro?
>>716220087I wish I could throat sing, but I can't do the whistle
>>716220183Did you know Hitler was also an Umamusume?
>>716220013The anime is what did it to me a few years back. It was the anime, Japanese horse racing, local horse racing then finally the game.
>>716214963Got the same problem too, already sent a ticket just in case.
>>716219974She discovered what sex is.
>>716215858Horses live up to 30 years old. Haru Urara has like 1-2 years left if she's lucky
>>716220013Horse racing is pretty big here. I almost want to find horse-racing nerds here and talk to them.
Have not and never will play this shit but from all the spam I have a question.
How does it work when you "own" multiple girls all competing with each other, in a limited number of races? Do you only train one at a time? Do you compete against others who you also own? Do you travel back in time and reset the timeline to train again?
>>716220292Haru's father, Nippo Teio, lived to the astounding age of 33. Entirely possible Haru might achieve the same feat, especially since her owner has blogged about how she's in incredibly good health right now. She has a genetic advantage.
>>716218329Estimated cup sizes. This is important.
>>716219861Well some of us picked Rice Shower with the starter ticket and the 3* didn't help there :(
>>716219501I hoarded for cards and have now rinsed that stash. Good supports, but lacking horses. We got a few tickets and free daily scouts early
Legend races helped with star pieces
Still hoping we get more horse handouts along the way because getting 1 star piece from daily shop is very slow
I've managed to buy some Mayo and Rice pieces with friend/club points as well. Those shop options rotate.
Club members sleeping on the shoe requests lately
>>716220228No but Anne Frank is
How do you get more monies? Im doing the daily mile races and im still poor.
Who's the best uma to attempt the 30 victories in a single career with?
>>716219974human x uma mating rituals
>>716220013can't bother, we only got rodeos around here
>>716220393I saw most did it with Bakushin.
This one is pretty cute for a mob
>>716220393Oguri or king with boosted distances
>>716220387Win the career. Also those new event mission they just added a few days ago have a lot of monies for rewards.
Does the daily 50 carat pull have a higher chance of getting SSR cards? I mean being paid carats and all
>>716220013All the Los Angeles anons I know have been planning to go to Santa Anita to do a day of light betting and watching. The next in-person race in on September 26th.
Horse track in my area doesn't open until end of Summer.
>>716219837Every time I think the same I switch character and I suddenly start getting nothing but 2nd and 3rd places. I can usually tough it out by the end unless RNG decides to shit on me for an extended period of time, but fuck me if it doesn't sting performing worse than expected.
>>716220446>wit GItโs like that drawing where the girl has sparkles in her eyes right before her teacher gives her back a failed exam
>>716219974>There's other training besides speed?Studying doesn't count
>>716220523Ah! Not writing down and looking at spreadsheats for optimal gaming with your chosen waifu.
fucking shameful anon. Do you even game?
>he metagames
You dont need to minmax to make your Uma shine.
>>716220423You might have quarterhorse racing including barrel and flag racing but it definitely isn't the same. The animal rights peeps also try to crackdown on impromptu Quarterhorse Sprints if your cowboys are the same as ours.
Sometimes I feel like Tazuna is playing the long game. Yes, you got hired to be a trainer at the academy. But donโt have the competence to wisthand her mind games and gaslighting to prove you actually deserve the position or if youโll get shot canned and blacklisted
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>>716220013I'm in kind of an odd spot since I live a few hours away from churchill downs so I hear about it every single year when the derby comes around, but probably as a result of having something so prestigious nearby actually watching or talking about horse races is treated like a rich wine aunt hobby. This is pretty strictly stock car racing country.
Did go there on a field trip as a kid once, they had a pretty neat museum.
>>716220523I'm learning with this game that sometimes you just have bad days... and sometimes you win URA finals with Rice
I got a rare Happy Meek center performance but she sounds weird
>>716217875As someone completely unfamiliar with Umamusume, and has only a passing interest/meme acquisition, whats the story behind all the Goldship dropkick stuff?
Did the irl Goldship actually barrel into his trainers on purpose or what?
>>716220013One of the nation's more prestigeous tracks is like 1km from where I live. I sometimes walk or bicycle near the field and stables or through the practice roads. As far as competition goes it's all harness racing, so sports horse cart racing, basically, and trot instead of gallop. Jockeyd racing has been last done here back in the fifties or something.
>>716220362so many titty monsters...
>>716220446>It's CallingW-Who is?
>>716220013Don't think horse racing is that big here and I don't care to watch some third rate horses. Would watch some of those G1 races given the chance though
>>716218653Generals are not allowed on /v/ goldshitfaggot
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>>716220954Tell that to the AI sloppers then. Stay mad.
>>716220357>Do you only train one at a time? Do you compete against others who you also own? Do you travel back in time and reset the timeline to train again?Yes to all
>>716220774If you can go to Lexington, you should visit Kentucky Horse Park. They have their own section for Uma musume now.
>>716220446>sucks at everything>very, very stupid>but cuteShe'll settle down with a kind torena and have many foals
>>716220746Did you winned URA?
Stop coming in 2nd in the Oka Sho you goddamn horses I need my MONEY
>>716220954General =/= Thread about game (You) don't like
someone needs to get this through your (and the moderation's) impenetrable fucking skulls
How the hell do I remove horses from Team Racing to leave the position unoccupied?
Iยดd swear if I cant, Im gonna train up like 15 rank E just so "friends" can do their trials faster
>>716220996Lt Quattro Vagina is for Top Cun only
>>716221117>one of the best sprinters in JRA history>big girl 4u>generally regarded as the goat of japanese horse racingdamn, american horses are strong
>>716220902Anon hates the NPC umas...
>>716220801I want to have a clandestine affair with her.
>>716220446I don't like these slut belts the NPCs are wearing in the G1 races.
>>716214817Oh hey, what a coincidence, I just got my first A with Daiwa Scarlet
>>716221350You can't. I tried. The auto formation button is a trap.
https://x.com/i/status/1852603629087113327
Another 12 billion lost
>>716221245no, but she cute
>>716218853But in the game and the anime they all call her Eru
>>716220864I hate how russian roulette is Vodka
she's either 8th or 1st, but I'm a bad trainer who can only think of speed, and vodka's power build breaks my brain.
>>716221117I'm honestly surprised tacopaco weaboos didn't took El as their icon.
>>716220838All thoroughbreds/race horses are hyper activeand eccentric as fuck as horse breeds go. Gold Ship turned that up x10.
>>716221757Japanese dont have L in their language, the closest is R.
My friend (karate guy) some teamplaque thing, the japanese wrote Danie-ru
>>716221798I usually aim for 650 power, this time I went with speed though
You just need to feel it out! Dont give up
>>716214279 (OP)I want Teio to step on my dick
Mejiro Ryan is CUTE and has surprisingly big boobs
>>716221619>You bet on me? Too fucking bad
>>716220864You might have gotten A if your wit was 400
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>>716220362Keep in mind these are japanese sizes
Here's a rough conversion to other sizes
>>716222153Im sure A rank will come to me sooner or later, Im just going to keep playing for fun
I don't understand what is this even mean?
So If I setup a link can I go back to that account at a later time, some how, or something. I setup a password, but.. How would I get back on this later?
>>716222192The US style of just adding endless amounts of Ds together will never not amuse me.
>>716222235You go career mode and find the race mentioned in your image, try to place top 3
pretty self explanatory
>>716222062I only have one 9 spark of my own pls no bully
Been screen recording some of my umas' big wins so I can get that dopamine rush whenever I need it
>>716218065why is almond GOAT a cucumber
>>716216069Why are most of the race horses brown or black?
Is the thing from Cinderella Gray where "gray horses can't race" an actual thing IRL?
>>716222340>skipping the animationyike
Horses and Gundam go well together
>>716222235Both are G2 Turf races in Second Year at the start of March, first is a short track, second is mile. You very likely have to manually enter those since they aren't required races for most (if not all) Umas
>>716222367Its just the breed. They descend from arabian horses who are mostly dark furred.
>>716222367Bay and chestnuts are most common coat colors, followed by black and grey and other variations. Historically horse industry is ultra superstitious and dislikes horses that weren't bay or chestnut and had socks.
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>>716222284>>716222284Don't suppose your 9* has a a turf/late/end or green spark too?
My pool is getting inbred and only has one green spark in it
>>716222367The grey thing was a superstition in Japan at the time, yeah. If you watch the JRA commercial for Tamamo Cross's win, it even brings up how those two horses 'ended' the belief that Gray Horses can't run.
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Was that one thread from that dude that went on some "look we got 80k concurrent players on Steam take that limbus" about a week ago falseflagging?
Just thought about it again and it made me laugh because there's no way he didn't know they had an update coming a few hours after he made his thread.
>>716222340Same, this is the first time ever I managed to make Rice Shower shine
what a fucking run
https://files.catbox.moe/ad8aoy.mp4
>>716222689oguri is easy to train though
>>716220838Gold Ship is pretty infamous for his extremely eccentric behaviour. Most race horses are already a little silly but, Gold Ship would constantly pull funny faces, or simply decide that he didn't want to win this race and forget to close the gap at the last straight.There was an incident wherein Gold Ship cost gamblers about 12 billion Yen when he was the favourite to win a race, but he reared up at the start of the race when the gate opened. There's also a story about him holding a grudge against another horse, Tosen Jordan, who Gold Ship would try to kick at every opportunity he got.
So yeah, you've got the primo horse child from a fantastic lineage who grows up to be a moody goofball who CAN win races but, only if he decides he wants to.Massive potential but prefered chasing butterflies to trophies.
>>716221619>>716222052many of goldship's kids are likely goofy cunts. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree at all.
https://x.com/ri_ponko/status/1947243821571449281?t=JGpvqTdA0xUHObJTzzg7Hw&s=19
https://x.com/umannhoho/status/1768988719376408736?t=HLY9fxM5G9u55lqYvvxGUQ&s=19
stay gold's genes are too strong
>>716214279 (OP)So what is this ftom? is it gachashit?
>>716222859How did you figure out that they are both my mistresses?
>>716222859imagine the threesomes
>>716222931Not really in my experience, her Arima Kinen objectives always fuck me up
>>716219974One of those popping cutout books
>>716214279 (OP)You anons DO keep fit and hit the gym like your athletic Umas right? You guys aren't actually fat virgin losers aren't you?
>>716223053None can escape the Kinen humiliation ritual unfortunately
>>716222978Game about training your own horse racing girl and watch her dance sometimes when she feels like it.
>>716223053How? I always win on Ogurin, but fuck up Vodka.
>>716223053yeah Arima can be like that
>whole career sprint and short. FUCK YOU LONG
>>716222420>>716222889How do you get the animations to show in horizontal mode on a tablet?
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>>716223178>You guys aren't actually fat virgin losers aren't you?
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a shame that rank is based on stats
>>716223178i lift 3 tiems a week and jog to the gym
is lone wolf a must get every time
it always triggers but i don't even know what it means or what it does
>>716223287Im playing on pc, maybe you have animation skip set in the settings?
>>716223053Just train a bit more stamina. All the girls want to compete in the Arima Kinen.
>>7162231783rd dan kendoka, I train 3 times a week.
>>716222237Please? Anyone? How do you protect account? What if your SDD or HDD fails. Your shit will be gone. Erased. Forever. How do you stop this? How do you reinstall without losing everything.
>>716223340If no one has lone wolf you get a boost to your stats for the race. If someone else has lone wolf and you do also then neither of you get the boost.
>>716223212>>716223365I don't know, I simply can't do good enough I get 2nd or 3rd at most even with Oguri. It may be stats or it may be not enough skills, I'm trying different things.
>>716223178No, I let my Uma wife do the hard work, and I praise her every time.
>>716223178working out and running are both ingrained in my veins
>>716222714She has a green but 2* Sprint for pink
Here's my ID if anyone wants to use it, she's not the best but it's something
698531659704
>>716223438I guess sympathy is the opposite then
>>716223178I am like the football coach who is all fat and in sweat pants.
>>716223178I'll go to the gym and stop being a DYEL skeleton the moment they have sweaty umas bullying me there.
>>716223384>>716222237Yes. it's a "keep it forever until server shut down or you lose it somewhere"
>>716223187You're trying to trick into playing pokemon with anime girls which is also probably a gacha
>>716223340only if you're thinking of pvp, mostly to stop the other guy from triggering his if he has one
>>716223178I have bench and dumbbells so I train in home 3 times a week and swim once every week though lately there are too many people so it's hard to swim
I like collecting thropies
>>716223178No but Ive been lifting shit pretty much everyday for the past 6 years because of my job
>>716223178Man I miss running
>>716223591IV is inherently a randomly generated value kind of like a gacha, you are technically correct.
>>716223545What? Hello? What does that even mean. How? "Yes"?? WHAT??? Why is this so vague and not helpful, at all. Uninstall your game. Right now, re-install it. Poof. You're shits gone. How do you stop that?? I guess the answer is either really simple, or you simply can't do that.
What is even happening here. Please. How do you comfortably spend money on this if your account isn't even really a thing and nothing is protecting it. That's so fucking flimsy. Surely that's not right.
>>716223718How do we get carats after getting all the trophies?
>>716223178Of course, and for some fucking reason whenever I'm doing cardio and some uma ost in my playlist starts playing I start ignoring my training plan and just break out into sprinting intervals. I litetally can't help it my mind has been corrupted by the need to run fast. Istg I'm not trolling.
>>716223831I have no idea, I just started to collect them. But that does sound reasonable.
>>716223789What made you stop?
>>716223791>Uninstall your game. Right now, re-install it. Poof. You're shits gone.Not it doesn't. You have to delete your account for your data to be lost.
Linking is just making your account "official" by letting you use it to log in different devices.
I've entered a plateu wherein my musume lose all their races. My first was Bakushin and she had no legacy yet managed to make it all the way to the Ura Final. Now, however, I've got C to D ranked horses and I can't seem to achieve victory with any of them and I have no clue why.
>>716223954I lost my legs
>>716223816Just link your id and password, then you can reenter the account via the link ID menu, you can even use it on your phone
>>716223996Sorry to hear, bro.
>>716223491Thanks!
I have no speed 3* either so that would help with umas that don't have the +20% training
I'll see your horse after reset...
I'd post my ID but we're already mutuals now
>>716223954took an arrow to the knee
>>716223954busy + moved away from the track
>>716224037Really? That's it? .. FUCK
Alright. Fair enough, thanks anon. This shit has me spooked I've no idea why.
>>716223831credit card :)
All my complaints about this game come down to the gacha elements and it feels like barking at a brick wall for being a brick wall but at the same time I feel like whales would still whale even if it cost a few less carats to do pulls or the rates were 1% better
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daily reminder to NOT fall for UMA propaganda
>>716223991Bakushin is ez mode since you just have to pump her speed because sprints dont care about stamina.
If you want to coast through other careers that's not going to be sprint focused, find a super creek support for swing maestro so you won't have to worry about stamina that much
>>716223991If you just want another win, you can front run Haru with the same training as Baku
It's much easier to only have to train one stat than 3/4 with more rounded umas
How are your supports looking?
>>716221117>they needed to turn Shuttle around so Americans wouldn't have to see her Taikis flopping outlel
Do we still love Mihono Bourbon here?
>>716224176cute uma cosplay
WHO IS THE WORLD'S STRONGEST????
>>716224052Oh yeah I think I've used your Maruzensky a few times. Must've added you from these threads before
>>716224383Gokek hands typed this post
>>716224236They cleverly hid her midriff too
>>716224343>cosplayi see, the UMA damage control is out in force again! nice try UMA, but we ningen know the truth. now get ready because i will post the ultimate image that will prove that Tzuna is in fact TazUMA. ok are you ready? here it go-
>>716222624Most common color of Arabs including Muhammads were grey aschully, but Europeans loved how Arabs looked and bred them into alot of their own horses, eventually leading to the Throuroughbred progeinators being not grey.
>>716224383YES
EL CONDOR PASAAAAAA
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Umamusume is wit game
Although I do want to add I lost a few of the early races due to bad training rng.
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>>716224235Not great, I think? I am new to gacha games entirely (my friends roped me in to this, but I have enjoyed learning about the real life horses a lot) and I just started, but I have three SSRs of my own and another from my guests.
>>716223461I tried to put her on pace if its mile, but always put late surger when its long. I'm a newfig and managed to have a pretty smooth experience. The one on the right I focused on farming lesser races for karats and lost more, but as she gets stronger the easier it becomes to win on her as late surger. The kitasan card helped a lot.
>>716224383EL CONDOR PAAASSSAAA!
>>716224427>>716224176ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON!
ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON!
ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON!
ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON!
ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON! ZIEG ZEON!
>umanoids
>>716224383EL PERRO DE CACA
>>716224146Yeah It's how I've been doing the rerolls
https://youtu.be/2FcOC93-pTw?si=rbvCPikbsRODIjm5&t=160
>>716214735Do you think Gold Ship would be content with saying "nigger" with the hard r or would she use esoteric slave era slurs like tarbaby and moon cricket
>>716217650Tachyon actually had 2500 total kids and it's because he ran four major races and went undefeated but had to retire young due to a tendon injury; so he started being a stud very early and there was tons of interest in his descendants for the "what if" factor, if he had a longer career with more wins but also losses he probably wouldn't have been as popular, but he showed up out of nowhere, won four G1s back to back to back and then immediately retired making a big splash
He actually died pretty young too making the 2500 number even more impressive, he passed away in 2009 due to heart failure. The definition of the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long
>>716224698f-fuck...is this the titty monster?
>>716224530SSR is kinda a trick. Some SRs are better and there's more to consider than just picked all the rarest ones
Do you have any speed cards in reserve?
I ran 2x R speed cards for a while until I got better options
>>716224723I hate that my wife Tachyon had such a grim, she deserved better.
>>716224839silence, tachyonfag! go lick your waifu's ass.
>>716221125>SUPER CREEK IS AN UMA WHO COULD HAVE BEEN A MOTHER TO ME!
>>716224864nice try, akikawa. or should i say....UMAKAWA????
>>716224723Have to fact check your post a little. Tachyon didn't win four G1's back to back, they won a non-graded race followed by a G3 then a G2 and then finally a G1 (Though the G1 in question was a triple crown race so it had more prestige). They made a splash not just because they were undefeated, but because they clearly were better than the rest of their generation. Fuji Kiseki had an almost identical career but wasn't given as much respect because, in the eyes of the racing public, they likely couldn't have over-come the currently running Mayano Top Gun in a long race.
>>716224832>japanese humor
>>716221482>damn, american horses are strongLike 90% of the umas are descended from Sunday Silence who was also a Kentucky thoroughbred
>>716224885I will but not because you told me to.
>>716223178No, but I've unironically been feeling more inspired to get back into shape because of these autistic horses, so maybe I should give myself that last push.
>>716225076>69there's a joke in there somewhere...i just can't place it...
>>716224948I don't think glueing fake uma ears on your directors hat is a particularly funny prank.
>>716225076we did it reddit!
>>716223831unironically you are then beholden to cyjew gibs and credit card, I'm not joking
>>716225114UMA hands typed this post. ningen, see the truth! dont fall for the lies
>>716225097>The Condor Passes
>>716221619who's that? that isn't gold avanti
>>716225316>what is "strong"el condor pasa
>>716224535Thing is I don't know if it's wise to be changing strategies without skills that support it. I barely get enough skills as is
>>716225156The next careers have at least as many trophies as URA, right?
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Tasho Sweep is cute
Hold up. Besides the deep urge to train Mihono Bourbon that her prologue movies instills in you, there's not actually much reason to want to roll for new Umas if you're not interested in their stories and you've already got a decent roster of 3 stars? The jpeg stat cards are the real thing to whale over for?
If Condor was really strong then why isn't she an anal queen like McQueen?
>>716225449Why is she a witch?
Races during rain are pretty kino.
It is genuinely disappointing that the horse girls aren't 9ft tall and a blend of muscle and curves. Instead they're children.
>>716225492i dunno but she qt. is she in the gacha pool? i want her as a trainee
>>716225556eat shit barafag
>>716225630Not yet. The uma selection is still very limited. Barely more than the launch roster.
>>716225492Probably because her pedigree includes this.
>>716225630she will be in about 10 months
i want make Nice Nature a happy mother
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>>716219903>Draft horse Umamusume powerlifting
>>716225527How do you change their outfits for a race? Mine never wear the spats with number
>>716225746what? fuck..why cant i have qt witch trainee?
never bothered transferring any veterans and just now got the storage full
and i still don't have a single 3* spark yet
>>716225745It all makes sense now.
>>716225792You can change it in the options so they wear a sport uniform on G2 and lower races.
>>716225885i love her retarded poses. that one especially. she looks like some fucking comic book villain gloating over her world domination
>"BEHOLD, MY CHIKARA"
>>716225885*random eagle flies in*
>>716225976>eagleanon.......................
>>716226018It's sure as shit not a fucking condor
>>716225778If massive amazon draft horse Umas existed, would that mean the inverse would as well, resulting in shortstack pony Umas even shorter than the likes of Nishino, Mayano, and Marvelous?
>>716225885post her maskless
>>716226145woah, she cute, who's that? is her banner coming soon?
>>716226198condors are like vultures but somehow even uglier
>>716226097Yes. Also the Mongol empire consisted of Umas raping and pillaging across Eurasia
>>716226098it just skipped over that part
>>716226145nice
>>716226198eagle:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Aves
Order: Accipitriformes
Family: Accipitridae
Condor:
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Aves
Order: Accipitriformes
Family: Cathartidae
>>716225439You get weekly free stuff from PVP. First time promotions to a class give more, then you get retention gibs after
Putting higher ranked horses on your team gives carots when you reach new breakpoints as well (one time)
Being in a club will also give monthly carots, depending on ranking which is determined by the fans that the members earned (basically how much people played)
So joining a club even with no interaction or involvement at least lets your playtime be rewarded with something
And even minimal effort into PVP (not clicking auto select) will get you a few promotions
So... when are they giving 1500 karats again???
>>716225372I think you should just put her on pace chaser if you have shitty cards. Her skill is pretty good tho so try to activate it, but professor of curvature helps a lot. I didn't even use fine motion or super creek. Try to get her a lot of fans, so race in G2's and G3's. That said idk what cards do you have so there is probably that too. If you have REALLY shitty cards, just go full Bakushin.
>>716226489>he thinks heโs going to get free shit post-Kitasan BlackSure bud f2p trial period just ended
>speed-focused legacies
>all speed support cards
>only training speed (and maybe wit if i'm not tired enough for a full rest day)
yep
it's bakushin time
>>716226579We did get 1500 post-Kitasan though
Ah I like this trophy
ELCONDORAEAGULUUEEE
which track is this?
I did cleared one that name fillies in early December year one with Vodka, but its still not done.
>>716226609Nice 1* Guts spark bro
>>716226650That's not in December.
>>716226650its a g2 race, 2nd year
>>716226489If you ddos the servers hard enough maybe they would give a larger compensation since they were down for longer
>>716226675laugh, but i actually speedmaxxed and got a nice 8 stars with 2 spd/2 ura finale on a bakushin. sometimes going full retard pleases Lady Luck
>>716226489>They only gave 50 carats when the game went down for maintenance today instead of at least 150 caratsThe honeymoon period is over
>>716226703Love my umawife Airu Groovuru
>>716214279 (OP)>horsegirls allowed to have generals on /v/interesting development.
>>716226703fun career and fun uma
Rudolfbros have no idea what are they missing
>>716226828nice
>won this 2 in a row>failed oncestopped doing it since then, its just not worth the rewards
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>>716226861it's a vidya retard-kun
>>716226871I like Air Groove in Rudolph's career too, especially the friendship between the student council members.
i only fap to ACTUAL female umas
Saige-sama... the server... please...
NO! My wife is actually retarded! How could this happen?
>>716227128that's why I married her
>>716227128aren't girls the cutest when they're retarded
>>716226992I guess its okay if some games can have generals then
wtf it is an eagle
>>716225976I thought you were retarded. My bad.
>>716227128your "wife" doesn't even have her signature racing costume, curious...
It's been a long time since an anime girl made me feel this way
>>716226703I would let Air Groove use my face as her throne
>>716226538I don't think my cards are bad, I may just be using the wrong ones but I do lack SC and a full KB so I can only borrow one of those
>>716227262I think one of her events says its actually a hawk
>>716227270I HATE her DanSport hoodie
>>716227262Did you seriously expect Japan to use an ugly ass looking bird? Condor are not kawaii nor kakkoi
>>716227385the mystery deepens.
>>716227443very true
>>716226879Secodn option is pretty decent. It gives two free skills if you succeed and only gives minus energy and a mood down if you fail
Why is the emperor such a dork?
>.> i mostly did it for trophies, but hey.
It actually became one of my best runs with her.
>HOTSPRINGTICKET
>>716226879the charm chakra has a high success rate and is the best one to take early game
Are the servers shitting themselves? It's getting stuck at "Connecting" for every event
is there any point to keeping R cards? i mean why are they even in the game? the silver cleats you can trade them for seem largely useless as well.
>>716219342whats the point of a model kit that has all the ugly parts of an articulated action figure? that just looks like a figma from 10 years ago before they improved them.
>>716227961Yep, just gotta wait.
>>716227961yes. get in line nerd
>another med/long uma
THEIR FUCKING SLOT ALREADY FULL WEEKS AGO.
>>716227128they are all mentally ill, my wife thinks she's a robot
>>716226879it absolutely is worth it. it rarely even shows up, you might as well go for the highest reward option every time. either you get a guaranteed big stat boost for free, or you quit the run and start again.
>>716228210Scarlet is perfect and not weird at all.
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>>716214279 (OP)I love this rich hag!
>>716228302I prefer this edit
>>716228302Do they ever add in any of the solo songs? I can't imagine they'd do individual concerts for every Uma but I wanna put Gold Ship's PEASE PEASE song on the jukebox
>>716228303Scarlet's oversized JC2 boobs
Is shit hanging on "connecting" a lot for you guys today?
>>716228303she has the ugliest unique outfit, unfortunately.
>>716227975R Cards have bad stats but they still provide some decent skills.
They're just there to fill holes in your early game, like maybe you don't have any SR/SSR cards with Pace-Chaser skills, but you most likely have a R card for them.
Converting them into cleats does give you a few extra pulls for trainee/supports, but the best one to use early on is the SR ticket, it's only once per month but still worth doing it.
>>716227046based Dober enjoyer
>>716228302I'm currently bakushinin all over the place and it's glorious. I love my 900 speed 150 wit retard.
>>716228369Mine's been doing it for over a week.
I have no fucking clue how to train Rice Shower. I finished all the umas I have, even got A rank on Golshi, but with Rice, I can't even finish her fucking career. It's a constant barrage of low mood and practice poor, then she just runs into a wall at midpoint and can't progress.
>>716228369Yes, works like doodoo for me today.
>>716228195in line for what, nice nature navelingus?
>>716228562give her lots of hugs and headpats
Sometimes I get impure thoughts about Rice Shower. Does that make me a bad onii-chan?
>>716228369It gets worse at prime time for me. At like 6-7pm the game is so fucking slow.
How do I get Homestretch Haste if I don't have the SW event card?
>>716228562Some mood up event cards can help, but yeah, rng
Enough stam, but you have A Golshi so you know how that goes already
I run mine as Pace and take 3-4 speed cards. I get stam/power from legacies though so only run one card of each
Her +20% training isn't in a helpful spot like Golshi so you gotta brute force the stats more I think
maybe it's because I don't have experience with gacha games but I genuinely cannot believe how expensive the paid currency is in this game
do people really spend $100+ per banner? that's fucking insane
Why is the supreme champion Orfevre such a late addition?
>>716228967King Halo SR card can give it to you.
>>716229098Took them like 2 years to get a deal with Sunday Racing.
>>716229053Some do yeah but most people stay free to play and at most buy the monthly stuff
>>716229053I can't see why people would spend already
They gave out 30k+ worth free currency already, along with specific pull tickets as well
Spending the last amount to hit pity before a banner ends maybe
I took a look at the menu and prices were laughable. Not poor in the slightest, but that was crazy and an easy nope
>>716229228>They gave out 30k+ worth free currency alreadyyeah and everyone burned it all on kitasan black
>>716229053You're not supposed to buy raw rolls, you're supposed to buy package deals and spend them on guaranteed 3*/SSR or select pick ticket. Only giga whales buy rolls outright.
>>716228898Not at all. Daily stamina training improves her performance in Long races so you should consider it
>>716229352I burned it all on rolling for umas just to see what I could get
>>716229381I mean, even the package deals are like $22 USD
>>716229430Did you raised any 2 stars to 3? that's my main reason for rolling umas
>>716229352Yes, now I have a great deck of MLB SRs an limited horses
But I'll wait for more gibs and free scout tickets and grind out star piece shops in the meantime
The paid prices just determined me to do Moneyball challenge
I think costume unlocks at 3* for the starters (especially Gold Ship) would be very tempting for many spenders
>>716229226These games are genuinely demonic.
>>716229508Just Daiwa and Creek and I did it exclusively for their outfits
>>716229053There's the "50 paid carats (one per day)" option in banners which is actually not a bad ask, you get 30 pulls with 1500 Carats, it's just slow-paced, but you can interpret it as a login bonus.
>>716225976>randomit's her pet hawk
>>716229053A long long time ago we had actually reasonable prices for gacha but when devs started realizing how willing the average joe was to drop hundreds of bucks the prices started rising and it wasn't until recently that the bubble has started to pop
Clovers are so worthless it's either roll to pity or don't roll at all
>>716229905200 clovers for a single random ticket (not even an SR guarantee) is actually insane
0.5% carrots back
>>716229430>anon in 2 months from now>"well guys I had fun with the game but this shit is too unfair, goodbye"
Remember, there's one vg guy who spend 1000 paid roll on kitasan banner and not getting a single kitasan rate up.
>>716229586 they really are. the first gacha i ever played i quit after a year because i spent all of my stored gems and $20 on top of that and never got halloween althemia, they're stockholm syndrome simulators for gambling addicts
Hundreds of fucking replies for a slot machine.
Sad.
>>716230016>he doesn't know
>>716229987All I need is to see my girls run and perform on stage
>>716230016Well yugioh general exist for years already, so...
>>716229586There's a reason why
>You can always make of games with gacha systemis a thing
I had fun with a few of these games, but they are unironically a blight to the world.
>>716230016it's actually a daughter raising simulator
>>716230016Back to back bump limit threads for a month baby
>>716230351That's why I stopped playing for now. Was getting very annoying.
>>716230420Blasphemy, I stopped once I'm done making 3/3/3 legacy parent.
What's this?
Just started training the weird occult uma.
>>716230373>admitting to have a general on /v/Mods do your unpaid job
>>716230351when i first started playing the game i didn't notice this conntecting thing and i wondered why the menus were so fucking slow lol.
>>716230601she gambas on next race throughout the career
Maybe i'm just tired of oversexualize gacha but something about Uma is just so kawaii, it feel different than these oversexualize or edgy gacha out there
>>716230683I know. I was the one who killed it from here.
Now this general is next
>>>/vg/>>>/trash/
>>716230796killed? its literally in the front page.
>>716230643There's been AI image dump generals for months now, no one cares.
>>716230796>not even a janny>still does it for free
>>716230765>he lacks critical information
>>716230796imagine being UNPAID
>>716230796>I know. I was the one who killed it from here.Killed?
>>716228053
>>716230976I want her so bad
>>716229053The amount it takes to do 10 pulls is about the same amount it takes to hit pity in genshin
>>716230765>Maybe i'm just tired of oversexualize gacha but something about Uma is just so kawaii, it feel different than these oversexualize or edgy gacha out thereJust gotta wait for the swimsuit alts and other lewd stuff to hit global.
>>716231009They started again?
Well i killed it for the time then
I was deleted automatically before 4chan nuke
They Poojeet jannies are worse than the trannies we had before
>>716230796holy KEK
Even if you got a couple threads deleted, it means nothing when anyone can make a new thread.
You're literally just nipping a few branches than really affecting the roots, talk about wasting your time on earth with inane bullshit, you could pick up a new hobby and have a good time with that instead.
>>716231131This isn't oversexualize compare to stuff like BA, AL, Browdust and shit
>>716230796What about your Blue Archive general?
>>716186438
>>716231185I actually admire his dedication, self-moderation is a lost art on 4chan nowadays. I wouldn't mind these threads disappearing if all the other shitty threads (AI slop, eceleb threads, other gacha threads) also disappeared but as I don't see that happening, I'll keep posting in the gacha general I like.
>>716231185he'll generate some AI scat now
>>716231185>make a thread call it general and link the previous thread>it gets deleted because generals are not allowed on /v/>make a thread dont link it instantly after one is archived>i link the thread to make poojet janny realise its a general>my post is getting deleted You cant tell me a tranny janny is posting in this general and in the dalle general
I want to take is indog head and slam it on a stone until i have red paste in my hand
How are these subhumans becoming jannies when they completely ignore the boars rules?
>>716230765I love the casual outfits you see umas wearing in some career scenes. I wish they could wear them in the main screen too while walking around.
>>716231335>>716231009>>716230796You retard keep talking about vidya psuedo general, even shit like Fantasy life got general or months.
But none of you shitter complaining about AI or drawing general
Fucking hypocrites.
>>716231131Hey fanservice is fanservice there's no denying the only different is whether they were done tastefully or their only purpose is for fishing out money from losers.
>>716231403Fuck the rules nigga.
>>716231429>none of you shitter complaining about AI or drawing generalWhere do you think these retards come from anon?
>>716231343>self-moderation is a lost art on 4chan nowadaysI feel liked the sheer quantity of shitposting on /v/ these days makes it impossible.
>>716231343If i was a janny this place would be in complete order
But i think they let a bit of chaos happen since no one would come to a filly moderated place
I still hate that they just delete what they hate and dont act according to the board rules
I wish o had spamming abilities like the stellar blade schizo
I summon you eve polish wife stellar blade
>>716231403>waaah waaaaaaah my slide thread didn't get any traction so I need to kill other threads!!!!!!
>>716231403>i link the thread to make poojet janny realise its a generalThat's the part where you wear the tinfoil hat, you could call any current like DK Bananza threads "general" as well, people will talk about what is currently popular.
>>716231429Why is your first complaint always the dalle thread?
While i agree with you i hate anti AI picture niggers so stay mad
Have blaked ai kittanigger