Thread 716217585

>>716217585 (OP)
Mass Effect
Skyrim
Resident Evil 7

Why do underages like OP honestly believe saying something annoying makes it magically not annoying if he's crossing his fingers and doing it "ironically"

Pissing your pants is still pissing your pants even if you have a smug grin while you do it

>>716217678
@grok what is blud yapping about?

>>716217585 (OP)
literally me playing fear
jesus christ the second half is such dogshit

>>716217727
No seriously, do you people comprehend this?

>>716217774
sybau unc ts pmo

>>716217678
when a zoomer is talking, you listen and learn, unc
fr fr no cap

>>716217678
bro thinks he's in an edit :skull::skull::skull:

>>716217774
It's all contextual.

>game was lowkey vibin
>graphics just hit different
>gameplay slaps
>atmosphere bussin
>character designs were drippin with rizz
>no cap though dialogue was deadass aaaaah could unalive myself fr

>>716217678
"this will own them for sure" ahh blud :skull:

>>716218073
>the vibes were immaculate

>>716217662
Skyrim is the only relevant one in your list
It's a piece of shit game but I at least can get why people like it. It's all about the atmosphere
Mass Effect on the other hand is a fucking masterpiece, fuck off

>>716217678
"Guys, coach is right, if we wanna win it's on us" ahh blud

>>716217678
you can feel the pain in his dihh

>>716218187
>Mass Effect on the other hand is a fucking masterpiece, fuck off
That gameplay is so ahh bro ts pmo

Zoomer thread?

>>716217678
>Pissing your pants is still pissing your pants even if you have a smug grin while you do it
Ever heard of such things as jokes or irony?
You literally have a low IQ if you can't comprehend such things and you only take things at face value. Actual dog IQ

>>716217749
>John Woo Gun Fu Movie: The Game
>dogshit
Wat

>>716218296
the point is you stink
it doesnt matter why you did something
you did it and you stink
yes its irony yes its a joke we all understand that
but no amount of "it's a joooooke come on it's ironic" is gonna unpiss your pantalones

>>716218290
These are grown men tackling an aisle for 10 year olds.

>>716218248
It was fine back then. You don't compare older games to the modern ones. You only compare games to their contemporal competitors

>>716218290
dang W hustlers fr

>>716218350
>You literally have a low IQ if you can't comprehend such things and you only take things at face value
It's so sad that I have to repeat it for you
I see you won't understand it anyway

>>716218406
How abouts i compares it with older shooter titles?

>>716218462
>nah unc, me pissing my shorts is W rizz, skibidi aura

>>716218462
>X sucks
>"no it's a joke"
>i get that it's a joke, the joke sucks
>"it's a jooooke!"
>i said i get it, but as a joke, it's ba-
>"IT'S. A. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

ya joke
it sucks

>>716218581
No anon, don't you see? Underages think they're always right, if you're not laughing you must simply not understand the glory of his epic hilarious goof, this is almost amogus levels of kekworthy (You see "kek", that's what we true 2020 oldfriends call "lol" on the 4chan, you wouldn't know about it)

...
I'm convinced everyone born after 2010, which this board probably consists of, honestly thinks they're the only conscious being alive

>>716218708
stop larping as a retarded boomer as bait

>>716218708
>Underages think they're always right
People literally laugh at the zoomer speak in this very thread, you idiotic retard
>look I'm an actual oldfag compared to you
Fuck off, nigger newfag, you're trying too hard

>>716218708
trying way too hard

>mid
>lowkey
>vibes
>cap
>bussin
>cooked
>fr
>on god
>chat is this real
>facts
>ragebait
>zesty
>legit
>poggers

>>716218864
>>716218708
These are the same fags! Alert the moderators please

>>716217678
unc crashing out rn

>>716218892
nobody says poggers anymore

aw hell nah who invited these diddy ahh uncs on the /v/ chat

>>716218708
based if true... except the laughing fun part, I hate fun.

>>716217585 (OP)
type shi

no one itt is under 30

>>716217678
/v/ uncs when you make a real thread instead of "I Reincarnated As A Diddy Ahh Gacha Gooner And I Can't Season my Chicken No Detergent No Nothing" -

>>716217978
youtube shorts ahh comment :wiltingrose:

Thank you boomers for doing nothing while our country gets raped, other than import more immigrants and waste all your abundance of wealth. Lets hear about how bad things are and how bad the hecking zoomers. Cant wait till your dememted in an old folks home getting punched in the head by some nigger worker

>>716219097
i assure you nearly everyone itt is under 18

underages view the world purely through terms like "zoomer" "boomer" etc, anyone older is a boomer and anyone younger is a zoomer, they don't understand that these are slang terms for generations so they don't know that there's generations between the two or that technically they don't even count as gen z, doesn't matter, these are memespeak words now
and they do that thing where they behave "ironically" in ways they actually wanna behave in order to air it out yet simultaneously feel like they're mocking such behavior and thus are off the hook


think of it like when an ugly chick makes an ugly face in a selfie, she's being ugly on purpose, so it's like she's saying "no, i COULD be pretty, i just choose not to for laughs haha it's a joke haha i'm being silly haha"
it's the same thing, but behavioral
this thread is a buncha teens all pretending to not be teens by behaving like teens but implying they're doing it as a joke and not actually behaving like teens while they behave like teens

this is what irony poisoning does to your brain

>>716219185
people who think this nigga gay
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>>716217585 (OP)
This is a Triple A concept in hiding. More importantly I have 100 hours just driving slowly in a mostly straight line listening to the same 2 or 3 country songs over and over.

>>716217678
Niggas be dumb. It's that simple.

>>716217585 (OP)
I would say i hate that osmosis allows me to understand what is being said, but at the same time, 2016 onwards also birthed a lot of brainrot jargon only the terminally online can comprehend

>>716219231
Ok groomer

>>716217585 (OP)
I refuse to believe anyone who claims drakengard 1 is a masterpiece doesn't say that

>>716219228
I'm Canadian so when I'm a senior statistically speaking I'm more likely to be financially scammed by an indian worker than assaulted by an african one

>>716219231
I'm 22 and lost my will to live long time ago

diddy vs epstein ahh thread

>epic win
>epic fail
>pwned
>noob
>troll
>sjw
>shitlord
>like a boss
>interwebz
>kek
>1337

>>716219228
so genuine question do kids these days not know that terms like boomer are referring to the baby boomer generation
do they just think it means 'anyone older than me' or something?

>>716217678
Bro lost all aura with this post

>>716217678
Bro wake up. 2017 was a while ago. These zoomers are not underage anymore.

>>716219550
are you retarded?

>>716217678
bro cooked when no one was hungry

>>716217678
Is unc deadass rn

>>716219427
unironically soul

>>716217585 (OP)
frfr
deadass

>>716218581
>Hmm, that's weird. It says right here that jokes are supposed to be *checks notes* "Funny" Weird. Must be a pibby glitch.

I saw a group of 7 kids with this exact haircut at the mall they were all soccer fags

>>716219805
diddy ahh unc loves watching kids at the mall

>>716218248
>your opinion is different to mine? fuck off, my opinion is obviously objective
why are low iq brownoids like this?

effervescent thread

>>716217678
ALL YOUR BASE
ARE BELONG TO US

>>716220128
never mind I deleted it after the tidle wave of Ebonics and 00s text speech replying to him>>716217678

>>716217585 (OP)
>9/10
>mid

>>716220323
I've seen zoomers give 4 star ratings to games and calling them mid

>>716217585 (OP)
Dune Awakening

>>716218892
>crash out
>tweakin
>unc
>X is crazy
>aura farming
>glazing
>type shit
>deadass

Troonlennials be like
*dons tophat and monocle* the narwhal bacons epically, gentlesir

Now you guys understand how people viewed you when you were spouting those shitty memes from 2004->2012 or so.

>>716221153
KEEEEEEEEEEEK THEY REALLY DO BE SAYIN TS

>>716221153
Topple Kekkerus! The libtards (who are the real racists) won't be happy when they see this post.

>>716217585 (OP)
Do zoomers even talk like that irl? I only see this type of speach in memes and Twitter caps

>>716222389
my boomstick go boom epic freedom style while I'm riding a rainbow waffle unicorn

>>716217678
Chat, is he being fr fr? Sheeeeeeesh bruh is fleeked on God blud

>t. Probably double your age

I can already tell that the next 4chan event is gonna be a tiktok filter

>>716217585 (OP)
Sounds annoying enough to be a opinion from 70% or more of posts in modern /v/
Makes me even wonder why I still fucking come here

Normalfags are not human

>>716222504
chat is this real?

>>716217585 (OP)
Based. You're alright kid.

>>716218892
>>716222470
>>716222546
"Gaming personalities" have done so much irreparable damage to the culture and industry it almost seems surreal sometimes
The internet PS2/XB onwsrds was one of the worst things to happen to gaming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf_125ApDvw

>look at how wacky and nerdy I am!
>now to today's sponsor, a therapy session literally tailored to people like me who almost loses our connection with reality with our constant need to be wacky!

>>716218073
bro was cookin with gas for this one

>>716222504
Interesting theory but how will this allow /mlp/ to take over and shit all over every board for the fourth time in a row?

>>716223004
gooning my shi epstein style to scotaloo shawty got rizz

>>716218892
Unironically soulful as fuaark.

>>716217585 (OP)
Jet Set Radio Future

>>716221153
Uncs malding fr

>>716219228
Toxotransmosis moment.

i hate young people so much its unreal

what the fuck is this thread

>>716217585 (OP)
You had plenty of dumb slang and stupid haircuts were in fashion when you were their age too, stop acting old.

>>716224314
I actually think they've got the most sense. Everyone else already drank the koolaid

>>716218296
Jokes are supposed to be funny. Repeating a shitty, unfunny meme from whatever gay social media zoomers use just makes you a retarded faggot. Then again, that is what 4chan has become. It's mostly populated by the kind of subhuman scum that this place used to gatekeep against, and the mods do nothing to prevent it.

>>716217585 (OP)
game is: DK

>>716224459
Uh huh queer

>>716224459
The dumbest haircuts we had were frosted tips and it wasn't anywhere near as retarded looking as the broccoli generation

>>716225157
bro we had emo and scene hair too. come on now.

>>716225227
Yeah, and? You're painting that as a bad thing.

>>716217585 (OP)
>*Game was slop but I could see the sovl, I'd rate it 5/10, this but unironically, I look like this and say this, /thread, [gigachad.png]

>>716225325
Imagine being a grown man and defending emo hair

>>716225157
Manbuns were nearly as bad as the broccoli hair.

>>716217678
BRO CRASHING OUT FRFR SKIBIDI NOCAP ONGODGYATT OHIORIZZ SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL: :SKULL:

>>716225561
I will absolutely defend that over a douchebag broccoli top and whatever fucking garbage culture zoomers have come up with in this current age.

>>716225647
>>716225480

>>716218892
I work with like a 18-19 year old hispanic zoomer and this is his entire vocabulary. It drives me nuts, plus he puts on a bottle of cologne, but that's just hispanic men in general. They bathe in cologne.

>>716225764
MGSV

facts

>>716219276
I wish this dogshit game wasnt so fun

>>716217678
tf this mf wafflin about? niggas be yappin and sayin nothin

>>716219228
baby boomers aren't the ones making these daily zoomer hate threads, it's Millennials, they've ironically morphed into the very thing they loathed, up to villainizing the younger generation.

>>716225865
delete this

>>716219228
>troonimals

>>716218708
>after 2010
If that's your cut off you're probably a little dweeb yourself

>>716221153
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