>ages like fine wine while Mario 64 ages like milk

>>716230298 (OP)
I thought they were both shit when I played them last year.

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/nLZM4SuSR5UIQ6WEpBgP5Q/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/__0Z2DMOWTDY5QbRlw7tQQ/

Absurd comment. Outside of the camera, Mario 64 still has more fluid and enjoyable movement than most games on the market today.

>>716230298 (OP)
I will never understand why people try to compare crash to mario64 when Spyro is a more direct comparison when both spyro and mario are more adventure than platformer.

>>716230735
It's because they were released about same time and game magazines pitted those against each other kinda

>>716230635
Fuck no, even Mario 64's movement feels like ass. You turn like a boat, ricochet off walls like a bouncy ball, slope physics are nonsensical, literal invisible walls are scattered throughout levels. Not to mention you have like a dozen different jump variants when all you want is a fucking camera that is actually looking where you're going instead of shoved up Mario's asshole. Levels are so basic and boring, usually just a few platforms and enemies just haphazardly slapped down with no sense of flow or intentional design, and it's padded to all hell, requiring you to retread each stage seven fucking times.

Good tech demo maybe, horrendous game

>controls like a boat
>gay easter egg hunt
>dial a combo platforming
the holy trifecta
kek

people only think mario 64 aged poorly because they played it on a shitty modern system with 15 frames of input lag

>>716231198
No I played it on n64 with 20 frames of input lag

>>716231198
No, dumbfuck, it plays like garbage on original hardware. Even if you fix the shit camera, get a romhack for stars booting you out, the physics are still ass and the level design is extremely dull.

>>716230923
From blog

>>716231198
I tried to play it on my 3ds and the movement feels like ass.
Like he takes 5s to reach his peak speed when walking. Is mario a fucking car or something, it's retarded

>>716231354
>CAG genre
Please tell me they aren't calling Mario and Crash character action games

>>716231416
>64 ds
rumao

>>716230298 (OP)

>>716231416
This. When people say it has "good movement" they mean it has dogshit, nonsensical physics that are totally nonsensical and not remotely realistic or satisfying. Mario controls more like a vehicle than a human, yet he bounces hard off walls even at low speed.

>>716230735
Actually OP has made threads pretending to be a spyro fan too.

>>716231839
He's also trying to use Banjo-Kazooie.
Honestly I only come to his threads solely because his arguments about why Mario 64 is a bad game make me laugh, specially when he posts his pasta.

Time was way nicer to Crash 2 than Crash 1 and 3.

>>716230298 (OP)
Aged milk becomes delicious cheese.

>>716231949
I only show up to call OP gay for continuing on with this multi year tantrum about being told Mario 64 isn't a good game and being so unequipped to actually argue against that he's spent literal years trying to pretend to be a fan of a franchise that hasn't gotten a new game in 20, 7, or 5 years.

>>716232113
Addendum: I'm a retard, Nuts and Bolts was 2008 rather than a launch title for the 360, my point mostly still stands.

>>716230298 (OP)
I always thought Crash was more engaging to play. Because it plays like an obstacle course where you’re trying avoid dying. Never enjoyed the more open area collectathon style games

>>716231439
It's probably how it was viewed at the time. I mean something like doom was called a lot of weird stuff before "fps" became a genre

>>716232252
That's what I thought until I played Banjo. Mario 64 is just a shit platformer/collectathon. Still, Crash is King

>>716230298 (OP)
They both 'aged' excellently, fuck you.

>>716230298 (OP)
Road to Nowhere and The High Road are legitimately the most dogshit level ever created, so much so the guy who made Road to Nowhere couldn't beat it and they kept it in anyway

Reminder that OP is a spambot.

>>716231580
also spambot

>>716235135
still better than whatever twitter and clickbait article thing threads i guess

>>716235018
>Road to Nowhere and The High Road
funny how these two levels didnt get copied in Shit 2. Little kids and fags got filtered HARD. I personally level these levels

>>716235018
They're fun as fuck if you're not a low IQ shitter

>>716235018
The difficulty makes it fun and memorable. I remember when the remakes came out people started calling it the Dark Souls of platformers. If Crash ever got revived it should lean into that. With lots of goofy Crash death animations.

>>716231547
You can play regular 64 on a 3DS nowadays, its been natively ported to everything

>>716235483
>If Crash ever got revived it should lean into that.
That's what Crash 4 did and people didn't seem to like it.

>>716235553
64 ds is the only version where it takes a long time to get to max speed, i. the original it's near instant

>>716235632
The only thing people whinged about with Crash 4 was the hidden boxes and Tawna being woke. You can do away with hidden offscreen boxes and still have the game be difficult.