>I see no difference

You are a grown man posting about your childhood video game monkey not looking the same from 30 years ago.

>>716232608 (OP)
looks like donkey kong

>>716232608 (OP)
Left has a round face while right is more chiseled

You are disingenuous

>>716232706
/thread

We all owe Chris-chan an apology

>>716232821
Destruction physics really do make up for no level design.

>>716232608 (OP)
>>716232737
Nintendo characters are meant to be goofy.

Not sure why (you) and Western kike mutts are so autistic about them having angry eyes or brows. These characters are meant to be whimsical, not edgy. Tip your fedora somewhere else.

>>716232608 (OP)
>>I see no difference

>>716232706
yes, and?

>>716232879
Yeah, because this bullshit is at least 100x more autistic than rambling about Sonic's arms

>>716232608 (OP)
raretrannies lost

>>716232919
Bottom left is Cranky Kong

>>716232608 (OP)
nintendo is for trannies

>>716232919
Rare simply makes banger designs. Slanteyes simply can't compare.

>>716233005
get a life. start having other interests than the appearance of an ape man for 3 year olds.

>>716232608 (OP)
zamn vs jimmy neutron

Eric, people are waking up to Mini-Pauline likely being Mario's daughter.

>>716232608 (OP)
left is better, more cute and sexo.
right is unga bunga caveman, ew.

>>716233835
>said the pretend janny in his second post in a 20 reply thread on the video game board
LOL

>>716232608 (OP)
This a Deltarune reference, isn't it.

>>716232737
>I see no difference

>>716232706
You’re a grown ass man posting on a site full of autistic retards trying to manscape another man about their childhood monkey.

I like a new Donkey Kong more than the Rare one, honestly. This one is way more expressive and fun to look at.

>>716232706
Oh were already in the "it doesn't matter if its bad" stage? That came sooner than expected.
Now what is a grown man like you playing around with the nintendo for?

>>716232608 (OP)
they turned him into crash bundicoot

>>716232821
I enjoy dk bananza for what it is but it’s definitely not a 10/10 masterpiece

>>716232608 (OP)
DK was never good

>>716232706
You are being intentionally obtuse.

>>716236285
It was good when Rare made the games. Before then, it was just mediocre arcadeslop overshadowed by Mario and after, Retro tried their hardest to make it decent but it still couldn't live up to the DKC trilogy.

>>716233835
so... I'm guessing you failed to get a life? Otherwise why are you here

>>716232906
Unironically.
I'm tempted to buy a Switch 2, but I'll have to wait a few years to make sure there's more than one game worth playing.

>>716232706
You are a grown man posting in the entertainment section of a site for social outcasts.

>>716232608 (OP)
One is a renown rapist.

>>716232608 (OP)
>Predator vs Prey

>>716232608 (OP)

>>716233835
Who the fuck are you say screeching on the internet about video games isn't a life worth living?

>>716232608 (OP)
They're both DK

>>716236719
I still think they should have done this, maybe have Rare DK appear as a little cameo near the end of the game. It would be funny if everyone just mistook Kiddie Kong for DK this whole time.

I personally do not care much about DK or how he looks. He's not even playable in the best game of the franchise. The real insult is removing Diddy and replacing him with some annoying brat.

>>716232608 (OP)
lol you had to post caricatures

>>716238006
yeah fuck rare for making DKC 3

>>716238006
Pauline has more personality than Diddy has had in his entire tenure as sidekick. And I like Diddy

>>716238263
Terrible bait. You are born after 2000.

>>716238006
Diddy is in the game...

>>716232608 (OP)
That doesn't look like >>716232821

>>716233286
Imagine defending this and then calling others trannies.

for me it's tree bark dk

>>716232608 (OP)
The right would look retarded too if he was making a hungry ahegao face.

>>716239114
Then don't make him do it? What does iDK making those retarded faces add to the game?

>>716232608 (OP)
Don't be such a meanie to current DK anon

>>716237739
Diddy and Dixie appear looking the same age as always so having Kiddie randomly be an adult now would be really weird

>>716239207
I'm not really a fan of it either. But it's not an issue with the design, but how they use it. That's all I'm saying.

>>716233286
best one

>>716232706
sir, this is a video game board

They made him dog like because he is Pauline's pet monkey. It's cute.

>>716233897
mario is in his late 20s. pauline is 13, which means he'd have been around that age when she was born. nintendo wouldn't do something that ballsy

>>716239437
yeah that would just be wacky

>>716232847
Nice .webm what artist made this?

>>716238951
>TRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANSTRANS
bubble gum ice cream is very tasty :)

>>716239889
Donkey Kong Bananza can take place in the future.

>>716232706
well done, you've earned your Non-Argument badge

>"MEME ME! MEME ME!" tier faces
I'll pass

Ahem

>>716232608 (OP)
Literally the same character

>>716232608 (OP)
>modern spongebob

>>716240515
It was literally one guy who worked on the show in the mid 00s who tainted the entire team for decades.

>>716240506
So is Black Hermione but we don't like to talk about it.

Don't really care about Nintendo but haven't you fags wanted K Rool to come back for years and years
Surely you can look past the monkey's eyes looking a little different, right?

>>716240563
Spongebob today is not the same as it was 20-15 years ago. It's bad for different reasons now.

>>716240912
Not good enough, and he only appears at the very end too.

>>716232608 (OP)
>Dad
>funny and energetic
>women think he's fun
vs
>Unc
>super serious and "cool" in his own mind
>women think he's creepy or a downer

>>716240380
no it can't, that's illegal

>>716232608 (OP)
>cherrypicking a face that only shows up in specific circumstances next to the neutral resting face
bait

>>716232706
>You are a grown man
Wrong.

>>716240461
wordswordswords

>>716240461
The joke you didn't see.

>>716232821
>IGN agrees with me!
The guy is literally named "Plant"

>>716240195
https://youtu.be/zsmLsr4fwMM

ooh banana!

>>716232706
>all those seething replies from losers
fucking got em bro

>>716232706

>>716241486
He makes a lot of retarded faces throughout the game. And it's pretty common.

Why not just offer old Donkey Kong as a skin?

>>716242736
The tongue out face that you posted specifically only happens if you're near a Banandium Gem as base DK. It's a goofy expression that fits the situation, because he's drooling in anticipation of getting to eat a fuckhuge banana. You compared that to DK's neutral resting expression from earlier games. These are not comparable situations.

>>716232919
I don't hate Illumination Peach. There, I said it.

>>716242736
>CARTOON CHARACTER....OOGLING FOOD
IM GOING B*N*N*S!

>>716232608 (OP)
>Ahegao face
Why? I thought it was a kids game, why does he do it when he gets done with a banana?

>>716242914
>only happens if you're near a Banandium Gem
Wow I hope there aren't a thousand of those. Oh wait...

>>716242914
It's a sexual face >>716243206

>>716243419
>It's a sexual face
If you see a cartoon drooling expression and interpret it as sexual then you're a porn addict.

Wokey Kong unironically looks like a furry designed it. It wouldn't even surprise me
>NUH-UH HE'S JUST LIKE... UM... A SILLY LITTLE GUY UWU XDDD
is even the main argument you get for him

>>716243529
You're retarded and a zoomer

>>716244032
>calling anyone else a zoomer when he associates classic cartoon tropes with anime pornography instead of classic cartoons

>>716235598
>already
Thats been going since mario kart world

>>716243835
Same. It's no wonder I keep seeing shitty cropped porn of Wokey kong posted here, when pre-bananza most DK posting was Dong memes. Nu-Kong is for gay furfags, Rare Kong is for gamers.

>>716232706
>>716232608 (OP)
I'm glad my favorite childhood monke looks good again. Fuck Rare and FUCK Donkey Kong Country.

I don't understand why you people care so much when Nintendo DK acts nothing like Rare DK.
If anything, you should be celebrating this character now having its own design instead of using Rare DK's like a costume.

>>716244032
okay knowers, how many and which ones in this are men

So what's the Discord link for Wokey Kong shitposting?

Because none of this feels genuine.

>>716244606
Because Rare DK's visual design was still in games like Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Sports, Smash Bros, etc. Now every new game going forward is going to have the fuck-ugly new design, they already fucked over Mario Kart World with it. Warioware didn't indefinitely replace classic Wario's design in spin-offs.

>>716238951
>He doesn't know what cotton candy is
Retard. Also get rid of that fucking Illumination DK. That is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

>>716244032
>-and a zoomer
>le ahego face
glass-fucking-house.

>>716244898
>Warioware didn't indefinitely replace classic Wario's design in spin-offs.

Retard it's just a costume change.

>>716232847
GOOD. SO LONG GAY RARE KONG.

>>716245023
In the newer games his teeth look different, and he's less muscular.

>>716245256
Oh no! The poor children.

Wario's teeth are slightly different.

>>716232608 (OP)
i just dont get it
sooo......... what was wrong with just leaving DK alone & then adding another Kong to the family because the Kong they wanted to add has a unique personality? what was wrong with maintaining this theme again? could've literally just called that thing Wokey & i would laugh & not care, so long as u left DK alone

>>716245487
the post above rubs even more salt into it because nu-DK literally looks like an adult Kiddy kong. They're the same fucking face.

>>716245853
Fuck forgot the post
>>716236719

In retrospect, were we too harsh on Chris-chan for sperging out about Sonic's arms when so many fags on /v/ screech about DK having different a different brow now?

>>716245853
i didnt even realize this, ur kinda right. this makes even less sense now 2 me with the personality change for DK...
Kiddy Kong i thought was literally just baby DK. & Cranky Kong was old DK & in each of the newer games have the DK from last game become Cranky Kong, & kiddy Kong become the new DK.....

>>716232706
enjoy your (You) and kill yourself you faggot

>>716244606
Because Rare DK is a good design and nu-DK is not. This isn't some nostalgia thing, I believe if you asked most people which they would rather punch things as Rare DK would win easily.

>>716246126
We rejected the message not because of the content, but because of the messenger. Chris was right all along...

Wonder what Bananza's reception would be like if they let you pick Rare DK as a costume, just like how Mario Odyssey lets you pick N64 Mario.

>>716232919
Isn't DK a bad guy you play as?

>>716247816
>one is good and one is bad
>evidence: because I said so
>IT’S NOT NOSTALGIA DUDE
lmao.

>>716248258

>>716248593
>wojackpost
opinion discarded