Thread 716234242

What game is the blobfish of vidya?

>>716234242 (OP)
Nintendo

>>716234242 (OP)
>innocent creature horribly disfigured by uncaring men and paraded around as a laughing stock
Saints Row

Using dgVoodoo for widescreen without accompanying patches.

>>716235096
bros... why are we so cruel? :(

>>716234242 (OP)
>Blobfish looks fine in it's own environment but looks like shit when taken out of water
Any decent game that was a bad port is the blobfish of vidya.

What's the anglerfish of vidya?

>>716235583
>Attracts it's prey with something alluring before trapping it in it's jaws
Gacha games

>>716235820
kek accurate

>>716234242 (OP)
Project Nortubel

Deltarune hands down.

>>716236252
Sex

>>716238676
Damn, weebs are so fucking cringe, it's unreal

>>716238676
Sharks like to be petted?

>>716235096
Blizzard.
And to think that at one point when I was a teenager, my dream job was working on Warcraft 4.

>>716238897
A shark's nose is their most important and sensitive organ. You can stunlock it if you boop its nose. It completely forgets what it wanted to do.

Sharks generally have shit eye sight. They just bite based on their nose and their other internal organ that senses vibrations in the water. If you squirm underwater it just thinks you're a wounded baby seal and goes to take a bite, they generally really dislike human meat.

>>716238897
Yeah

>>716239384
Iirc there's a species of birds that have learned they can pacify sharks near the surface by tapping their noses with their beaks.

>>716238897
Yeah.