DK... is a groomer

I love how every Nintendo woman is too stuck up to date. Peach told Mario to fuck off and they will make an entire game about Pauline’s bad bitch phase. I can’t wait for her to get AIDS and a nigger for Kong before she settles down.

>>716236240 (OP)
This isn't the real DK

>>716236240 (OP)
He waited for the cookie to be baked, what’s the problem here?

>>716236396
Mario is a retard for ditching Pauline for Peach. He is a PLUMBER. The best he could do is marry a mayor of a major city who is also a celebrity singer. He has no business in trying to become royalty.

>>716236240 (OP)
He wouldn't do that.
Nintendo is aware of the Mario vs. Donkey Kong games.

Why is grooming bad?
I genuinely don't understand. Isn't everyone happy in the end?

Please understand my confusion

>>716236618
Stop trying to keep the working man down aristonigger.
Peach needs a real man to plumb her pipes. Maybe if you weren’t all disfigured from gout and inbreeding you’d score a princess outside of an arranged marriage.

>>716236524
kek

>>716236805
Because you're taking advantage of someone younger and less immature than yourself, and that's fucked up no matter what.

>>716236973
I meant less nature but less immature isn't actually far off. The average kid is more mature than the average /v/irgin.

>>716236240 (OP)
DK is also a teen in Bananza. If anything, Bananza explains why Donkey Kong is so head over heels for Pauline. When DK sees Pauline with Mario he get s jealous and his monkey brain gets the better of him.

>>716236524
>Wanky Kong

That's just funny in a vacuum.
It's even silly sounding when spoken without knowing english or video games.

>>716237042
Donkey Kong Bananza is a sequel to Super Mario Odyssey.

>Deleted post when jokes about pedophile gorillas are flying around

Oh shit this thread is cursed I'm outta here

>>716236843
sorry all I heard was
>"I don't understand primogeniture."
you spaghetti eating fuck

>>716237170
Huh? what is THIS new cope?

>>716237258
What I understand is princess primo genitals.

>>716237343
It is not a cope.
Donkey Kong Bananza being a sequel to Super Mario Odyssey leads to less retcons, and the timeline remaining consistent.
We just have to assume that there are multiple generations of Paulines, just like how there are multiple generations of Donkey Kongs.

>>716237602
You lore faggots are pure cancer. Nintendo does not give two shits about the timeline like you do. Pauline is Pauline. Why the HELL would they want to muddy their branding with "this character with the same name is not actually this character with the same name"?

>>716237602
this is so retarded. Pauline literally creates Jump Up Superstar at the end of Bananza