>What the launch sales of Switch 2 primarily tell us is that they made a lot of Switch 2 to sell at launch

Tendies running victory laps because they slightly beat a console that was literally impossible to buy at launch (and beyond)

>it doesn't count because Nintendo planned their launch availability better
These copes are unreal

Total snoy meltdown

maybe sony and microsoft SHOULD prepare enough consoles at launch?

>>716237135 (OP)
>DOA!
>Okay they actually sold the most at arrival but it'll flop in two weeks!
Post hairline.

So true, the Potentialstation 5 could have won

>>716237491
We should really be counting theoretical sales. The way Sony does with the PS2.

I didn't think it was possible fora console to mind break people more than the Switch but the Switch 2 has done it.

>>716237361
no, that's too much to ask

So explain why Nintendo is struggling to meet demand.

>>716238140
STOP BUYING THE SWITCH 2!!!

>>716237135 (OP)
>>716237135 (OP)
Availability IS a part of a console's success though. FOMO is real, and if someone can't get a console at launch their is a greater chance they'll never end up buying it. This spin is nothing but pure copium.

>>716238361
Hmmm.

No.

>>716237135 (OP)
>people bought the Switch 2 when it had 1 or 2 games, they'll totally stop buying it as the exclusives library keeps increasing
>two more weeks until Nintendo is finished!
You're delulu labubu

>>716237135 (OP)
it's not nintendo's fault other companies are shit at producing consoles

>>716238361
I can't tell you haw many sad/evil Mario AI generated thumbnails I've seen on Youtube since the Switch 2 launched, it's unreal

>>716238361
I already did because I only need one.

>>716238776
you trying to starve miyamoto you selfish fucking pig?

>fastest selling
the fuck does that even mean

>>716237212
Yeah, it doesn't really count if it's piss easy to find anywhere. It lacks that feeling of exclusivity or of it being a status symbol. It's trash anyone with money can get.

>>716237135 (OP)
>bsky.social
opinion discarded

>>716238949
>this is the mindset of the average Snoy
Jesus Christ

>>716238949
Poorfags were already filtered out.

>>716238947
It took longer than this for other consoles to sell this many.

>>716238947
Pay attention in math class when school comes back.

>>716238947
Biggest launch of all time. Took 2 months for the ps4 and ps5 to sell what the switch 2 did in a couple days, and those weren't random months for playstation, it was launch, black friday, and all of december combined.

>>716238726
i know it's massive clickbaiting to get views
but i see it doesn't get them that many views ether
what a waste of time

>>716238949
>if it's piss easy to find anywhere.
Which it isn't

>>716238361
What causes this type of mental illness?

>>716238949
So this is why snoyggers are buying consoles with no games... Exactly as /v/ had surmised. Explains why they're shitting their pants at Nintendo's success and spamming the Internet with FUD and lies.

>>716237361
>maybe sony and microsoft SHOULD prepare enough consoles at launch?
It's a fascinating concept, to be sure. Heck, even nVidia and AMD should follow suit as well.

>>716238361
is this retard at least making good money out of this?

>>716239276
Sure, but they get 10k views on every "nintendo is literally worse than nestle and dupont!" videos, and a couple hundred on all their others. I can at least understand them doing it, it makes more money, but what gets me is that there are "people" who watch MULTIPLE "nintendo... is... le bad..." videos per day, often from multiple channels, each of them over a half hour, often approaching the 60 minute mark.

>>716239129
>>716239267
so if sales fall off it would still be considered the fastest selling console because it had a good launch? that's retarded.

>>716239891
Unless a future console sells that many in a shorter timeframe, yes.

>>716238947
How's that tiny little bird brain treating you? Lul. Stay in school, kids.

>>716239891
>for all the data we have so far, it's the fastest selling console
>BUT WHAT ABOUT IF IT MAGICALLY STOPS SELLING IN 2 WEEKS, HMMMMMM?!?!?!
Do you understand the concept of linearly flowing time?

>>716237135 (OP)
>Make enough consoles to meet demand and fuck scalpers
>It just works and is successful
>This is somehow a bad thing

We gotta pump up those Switch 1 numbers for total Snoy PS2 death.

>>716237135 (OP)
A tiny toy company like Nintendo has better supply chain management than major conglomerate entities like Sony and Microsoft.

LOL what an embarrassment.

Don't look, tendies

I don't need to look, I know it's that badly mspainted cope headline screenshot about feeblelegs failing to outsell Mario games in the last decade.

Roblox

>>716237135 (OP)
>playstation 4 has the "fastest selling" console ever
>only gives it praise
>playstation 5 somehow also becomes "the fastest selling" console ever
>only gives it praise

>switch 2 becomes the "fastest selling" console
>"It's impressive but launch sales and lifetime sales rarely correlate."
True. But what the fuck is this? The double standard is pathetic.

>>716240276
Maybe the real treasure was not competing for the latest process node all along…

>>716240540
You're simply nooooooticing journos being on Snoy's payroll.

>>716240079
>>716240147
retards. fastest selling means nothing. lifetime sales are the only thing that matters, switch 2 won't even break 100 million units.

>>716240757
Damn, we've already gone from "won't outsell the wiiu" to "won't outsell the wii"?

>>716240540
Happens all the time.

>Nintendo starts doing digital presentations
>Journos and the general public give them shit for it
>Fast forward a decade later and now digtal presentarions are the new norm for the haming industry
>Nobody says a peep

>>716240757
>switch 2 won't even break 100 million units.

I love how we went from WII U FLOP to IT WON'T SELL 100 MILLION in just one month lmao

>>716238949
>It lacks that feeling of exclusivity or of it being a status symbol.

It's a toy, ultrafaggot.

>>716239429
look at those viewer counts
hes not making money from ads or actual youtube

>>716238382
Which is exactly why the PS4 and Switch 1 were massive flops after they launched, right?

>>716241090
no, it's why the switch 2 is selling even faster

>>716240327
look at those weak pathetic legs

>bluesky
>quoting himself
This might be the biggest faggot I've seen all year.

>>716239323
When Nintendo refuses to give these people free stuff they retaliate by trash talking anything they do.

>>716237135 (OP)
>Lifetime sales and launch sales of a console often do not correlate
If it sold poorly at launch everyone would be dooming and glooming and calling it DOA.

It's crazy how hard people wanted this console to fail kek.

>>716238361
People actually watch this? Grim

Switch 2 still doesnt have a single good game

>>716242347

DK.

>>716237135 (OP)
>bluesky
This guy probably blocks people who give him even the most mild criticism.

Got the switch 2 for free. Walmart took the $500 out for my preorder, placed it back in and never retook it out.

>>716242846
He said good game, not 3/10 pedo simulators that cost $8 per fps

>>716243130

>>716240327
How is this true when Mario Odyssey sold 29 million?

do Switch 1 games run better on the Switch 2 out of the box or do they actually need a patch for better/stable fps?
I just hate consoles so much since they don't operate like a PC where you automatically get better graphics and fps when having better hardware.

>>716243310
Because he edited out the "non-mario" section.

>>716243472
Depends on the game.
https://www.nintendolife.com/features/33-games-with-secret-performance-bumps-you-should-revisit-on-switch-2
Most of these are patch free.

>>716240523
Free to play slop cannot be counted as games. Its more similar to Second Life or MMOs, aka anti-games.

>>716243295
Yeah, I'm honestly baffled they didn't take it out when it shipped.

>>716243472
FPS is improved as long as the game in question doesn't have a manual 30fps cap. Games that ran at 60fps uncapped generally run at 60fps locked on Switch 2 even when they barely if ever reached it on Switch 1, like Bayonetta 3. Loading times are shorter too. Resolution bumps require actual patches though.

>>716243472
Depends on how they were coded, stuff like Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition has uncapped framerate so now it runs at 60fps but other stuff that's capped at 30 stays at 30. Deadly Premonition for example now have busted cars on Switch 2 because car speed was tied to framerate which was uncapped.

>>716243605
Even Kirby sold more than Astroflop so it's not true regardless

>>716240327
lmao

>>716243605
Absolutely foul.
>Only sold 1.5 million
>Astros Playroom is stated at having sold 75 million copies but they literally come bundled with the console

Snoys are so foul.

>>716243646

WalMart is incompetent and doesn't pay their employees enough to give a fuck. In this case that was a positive.

>>716243739
In Europe?

>>716243621
>>716243691
>>716243737
what a shame...

>>716243646
If I were you, I would report the card you used as "stolen", so Walmart doesn't surprise charge you in a few months for the console.

>>716243605
Could they fit more qualifiers on this statement?

>>716237135 (OP)
They believed in product by delivering supply and they won, next years we will see reinvested money into first-party games

>>716243987

>featuring Dante from Devil May Cry

>>716243757
>some random analytics firm with no access to sony's numbers
>meanwhile, sony has declined to update astrobot's numbers every quarter since launch

>>716244134
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>716243605
>recent Sonic and Crash titles
>Crash 4: 5 mil
>Sonic Frontiers: 4.5 mil
LOL
>b-b-but in yurop
LMAO

>>716244254

Settle down Eric.

>>716238949
It’s still sold out everywhere online and in-person near me. I had to pay a scalper on eBay from North Pole, Alaska of all places extra for one.

>>716239323
His voice makes him sound like a downie. Also clicked on a random portion of one of those video titles and right away he was shilling some crypto site so I guess he’s making some kind of commission on top of whatever ad revenue he gets.

>>716244486
YOU are the only "eric" here or ANYWHERE, darren "eric" dragonirian weathers. Always have been.

>>716244492
I just checked Walmart, and this is what I got. The low scalping price tells me that they're desperate.

>>716237361
I dunno, sounds like a risky stratagy.

>>716244492
They're in stock now for shipping at Best Buy. lol
https://www.bestbuy.com/site/switch-2-system-nintendo-switch-2/6614313.p?skuId=6614313

>still true nearly 20 years later

my Switch 1 had cfw and a lot of pirated games.
If I transfer all the data of it to my Switch 2 will I'm getting banned?

>>716237135 (OP)
Nintendomination. I masturbate to Snoyfag tears.

>>716245724
I wouldn't risk it.

>>716245018
So, Eric, why did you fuse two random people together? Neither of which probably even use 4chan. Do poor Darren and Dragonirian know what you're doing with their names here?

>>716237135 (OP)
OOF. Even /ourguy/ made a new video about the Shitch 2 flopping

>>716246985
Sure. "Flopping".

>>716246985
I dunno, it sold pretty well despite having a pretty shitty first party launch library. I'll probably still get one in 2026 though.

>>716238361
this has to be AI-generated en masse, right?

>>716244471
>Frontiers
>4.5 mil
Huh. Would that make it the best selling 3D Sonic? I guess open world still has pull with people.

>>716246985
>our guy
You and... Your other tripcodes?

>>716247649
Sybau

716237135
"I would have went pro if it wasn't for my knee injury in highschool" sounding excuse

Part of launch sales was making sure there was enough to be sold
Its as important as making sure all the screens work right, that there are two controllers in every box, basically every issue that could result in a return or negative outcome all matter in the end
We are running victory laps while snoys are having an asthma attack at the starting line while shitting themselves

"selling consoles is bad when nintendo does it"

>>716247441
Probably. Just use a female ai voice, a loli v-tuber image, and post anti-Nintendo news, and you'll make a decent amount of money. Use an ai to make a bunch of crying first party Nintendo images for your thumbnail.

the mario kart world bundle just comes with a download code not with a game card right?

>>716237361
Are you INSANE?

>>716248063
Yup.

>>716246985
>>716246403
>>716245724
>>716243757

>>716237432
>>716237361
>>716237212
>>716237135 (OP)
Good morning saars

>>716249123
How the fuck am I street shitter?

>>716240327
huh?

>>716249430
Nindia

>>716243289
why are you suddenly bringing up Playstation games eric?

>>716249542
Was the Switch 2 even released in India? I cannot imagine it did well there.

>>716237135 (OP)
ps5 has more games than switch 2

>>716249489
See >>716243605

The best part?
It'll have... games...

>>716238361
Youtube bros....

>>716249728
give it 4 months.

>>716243605
Of course he did the fucking faggot.
So how much has Astro Bot actually sold then as of today?

>>716249728
The ps5 is at the end of its lifecycle and the gap isnt even that big
This statement will be false within a year

Nintendo Switch + PC combo remains undefeated

the nintendo quarterly report is next friday. prepare for an absolutely massive meltdown from eric.

Fucking kek

>>716250136
Indeed, being able to just pick up and put down the switch whenever im waiting on something on pc also helps a lot

>>716250136
This, I only have a PS5 because I split the cost with my roommate. Every game I have for it is now on Steam, just like my PS4 games.

>>716249728
Fun fact the only exclusives Sony has developed for the PS5 so far, after 5 years, are
>Demon's Souls
>Spidey 2
>Returnal
>Ratchet
>Tsushima 2
>Astro Bot
>Helldivers 2, I think?
>Concord

Meanwhile, in less than a few months, Nintendo has announced
>Mario Kart
>DK
>Kirby Air Riders
>Hyrule Warriors
>Splatoon Riders
>Duskbloods

Take it however you want.

>>716246985
>only 1.6
Lmao, next march it will be, Switch 2 only sold 15 mi

>>716237135 (OP)

>>716249542
There none, but sony does have a branch in india

>>716250759
>Demon's Souls
>Astro Bot
these are the only exclusives on your list.

>>716250967
All the others got ported to PC?

>>716250759
>ps3 demake
>pc
>pc
>pc
>not out, almost guaranteed for pc
>neat
>ok, but overhyped, playerbase overwhelmingly on pc
>-1 games

>>716250967
>Demon's souls
>ps5 exclusive
pick one and only one

>>716251076
yes? even Ratchet and clank got ported

>>716250759
What the fuck happened between Sony and Fromsoftware anyways? You're telling me they poured hundreds of millions into Concord and other live service shit but couldn't get From on board for another game?

>>716237135 (OP)
extremely funny how the cope has progressed

>nobody is gonna buy it
switch 2 proceeds to become the fastest selling console in japanese history

>thats only the jap market which doesnt represent the rest of the world
switch 2 proceeds to sell faster than any other console in the uk

>t-that doesnt count, it still doesn't represent the rest the world
switch 2 proceeds to become the fastest selling console in US history

>>716249123
Post your hand

>>716238949
like how i can walk into any store on earth right now and buy any number of ps5s, ps5 pros and ps portals i want because nobody is buying them

>>716251579
I wish they would port the R&C PS2 games to PC and Switch 2.

>>716245724
>this comic is nearly 20 years old
>it's still true

>>716251746

It would be so much more humiliating for Snoys if Nintendo had some decent launch games. It's really quite a waste of potential shitposting

>>716252673
>if Nintendo had some decent launch games
it does

>>716237135 (OP)
Very cool, anon.
Now, where are the video games?
Where's the Direct?

>>716250759
shitty versions of ps3 games count as ps5 exclusives now?

>>716252819
The Switch already has more exclusives than the PS5.

>>716252871
>Astrobot is the last man standing
Only a matter of time 'till it hits PC.

>>716237135 (OP)
>It's selling well because it has a lot units to sell
What kind of cope mecanism is that?

>>716252747
Sure bro. I'll buy a switch 2 because of mario kart and some weird open world DK nobody asked for

>>716237361
Microsoft cares so little about their console that they just might ax it completely for OEMs.

>>716238361
>I HATE NINTENDO
>I HATE VALVE
>I HATE NINTENDO
>I HATE VALVE
What causes this autism?

>>716253038
>DK
>open world
at least try to learn about things if you are going to shitpost about them.

>>716251657
those three dont represent the rest of the world you dumb fuck

>>716252839
Ground up remakes do, yes.

>>716253038
>open world DK
Why do /v/iggers misuse this term so much?

>>716250136
Exactly

>>716253205
Yes they do Chang.

>>716238949
Fucking retsetera I swear to God.

>>716238949
It's a toy you retard. It's meant to be bought and played with, not put on a shelf and displayed. People like you are why my kids can never buy Pokemon cards.

>>716253257
but it wasnt a ground up remake, all they did was ruin the art style and charge retards $70

>>716254591
You ghave already chosen your pitiful end

>>716253038
Nobody told you to buy anything.

>>716254591
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>You ghave already chosen your pitiful end

>>716255189
>ghave
Hello, nindia

>>716251579
Jeez, the meme is reality , ps5 have 1 game

>Hello, nindia

>>716255415
Nice selfie, darren dragonirian

>>716253140
They are wining and snoy is losing

>>716255563
how long is this new trip of yours going to last eric?

>>716255261
hello streetshitter

>>716255665
I can use photoshop too, darren dragonirian

>>716255665
kek, what a moron.

>>716237135 (OP)
>Lifetime sales and launch sales of a console often do not correlate
when the fuck has it not?

>Nice selfie, darren dragonirian

>I can use photoshop too, darren dragonirian

>>716243605
>... in Europe

>>716255809
>>716255858
You have already chosen your pitiful end

>>716255160

>>716244492
I bought mine online yesterday through best buy. I just stayed patient.

>>716253140
sony cultists worship sony and mindlessly attack anything that isn't sony
sadly for them sony chose its pitiful end

>>716258164
Any news on the squid fucker game?

>>716258510
we have to wait on the next direct
but i'm hoping it comes out this year, maybe in December

>>716258002
Honestly I prefer the mentally i'll.

>>716237212
It's extra funny when you remember that artificial scarcity was one of the most common criticisms against Nintendo years ago (gaymers forgot about the term when PS5 and the Series released)

>>716237361
They are too small companies for that. Please be considerate, nintendo is just being unfair to them

>>716261559
>"Nintendo is EVIL for not predicting that amiibo, a wiiu accessory, would be more popular than the wiiu itself!"
>"PS5? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

>>716238949
iphones are seen as a status symbol to the point where some women will refuse to date a guy who doesn't have one yet even the most broke piece of shit can get one and it is super avaliable

Apple is the largest company in the world
You are a retard who would buy a balenciaga zip tie bracelet for $900 and think you are special

I found some Switch 2s at a Wal-mart today. I guess because they're not gone Nintendo is doomed?

>>716250136
PC + Nintendo is just the best option right now.

https://youtu.be/FeJzpyJ2YsE?si=R2nKWu3g7N7UB7vP&utm_source=MTQxZ

>>716237135 (OP)
The switch 2 was impossible to find in all of June. It wasn’t until a couple weeks ago where they started becoming more obtainable and the scalpers had to lower their prices. You can find it in some stores and even some online stores right now like Target and Best Buy but it’s still going in and out of stock.

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Steam-Deck-2-and-Valve-home-console-in-the-works-as-quiet-Sony-partnership-hints-at-strategic-alliance.1065529.0.html
This is why Snoys and Xbots are losing their shit over Nintendo and Valve. Valve is about to make entry into console market space for real this time. Sony is verifying their shit for Deck seeing it as their PlayStation handheld meaning I wouldn't be surprised if that in-house 2029 handheld gets canned. Microsoft's OEM direction will fail and they will go third party. Everyone will just get a Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2 since Microsoft and Sony will put all their games on them optimizing for them while fully going third party. lmao, Nintendo and Valve won hard. The Switch and Steam Deck were brilliant ideas.

"You know, putting your own words inside quotes and citing yourself is a pretty good idea, I should start doing that too. This is sure to help people take me seriously." -me

>>716264063
Continuing on from this, the Steam home console feels like speculation on the insider's part, something that isn't realistically happening.

>>716264532
Mote pobrable an AMD steamachine

>>716264975
Most likely to go against, Microsoft's console, of course, both will fail while the Steam Deck 2 will most likely be more successful than the original since it's being sold like a console this time.

>>716237135 (OP)
bump