Thread 716237356

Games for people with NO GAME?
Asking for a friend, h-haha...

https://files.catbox.moe/h5xo20.mp4

>>716237356 (OP)
Doing this as a 5'4 ugly manlet wish me luck

>>716237356 (OP)
Dokyuusei Banging Summer
To Heart Remake (just came out)
Sakura Wars 1,2,5 and i guess Shin too.
Amagami
True Love 98
Pia Carrot e Youkoso!!

how unfair is it that normies like this can just walk up to a cute chick, say some words, and instantly get her number?

>>716237576
>Doing this as a 5'4 ugly manlet wish me luck

just don't be as self loathing as you sound in this comment and your chances are good.
if not, hit on the next one. cashiers are a dime a dozen.

>>716237867
just don't be ugly or autistic lol

10/10 in Las Cloacas Región

>>716237867
Why can't you do that?
You already like Railgun so a lot of women will be impressed by your taste in anime if nothing else.

that's a 17 year old kid

surely one day i'll have the courage, as I have been telling myself for the past 20 years...

any day now ;_;

>>716238192
bvilt for becoming an obese grandma at age 25

>>716237356 (OP)
How can other guys even tell what age the girls they're picking up are? Like this one in OP legit could be 16-28 for all I know.

>latina goth raven look
>chewing bubble gum
>chinese letters tattoed behind ear
>blushes easily

You just know she fucks like a fighter jet and will stab the next girl you're trying to hook up with. Handle with care.

>>716238206
>Why can't you do that?
He's a sub 5 like every other anon.

>>716238206
I think women are more likely to be disgusted by that than impressed

>>716237356 (OP)
>Try this
>"Sorry, I'm taken"
Every time

>>716238880
>say hello to cashier
>"I have a boyfriend"

>>716237356 (OP)
Why is she calling him "daddy"?

>>716237356 (OP)
don't you have to be a 7/10 at least to pull this off?

>>716238538
why would you care 16+ is legal

>>716239224
she's not, TL made it up

>>716239332
sub 6 should be blended into protein rations for 7-10 neets desu

>>716239332
8/10 minimum and they wouldn't need to do something so goofy, bitches throw themselves at those guys. The video is just a psyop.

>>716237356 (OP)
every interaction that is filmed is fake

also this isnt videogames

man i smell some bitter motherfuckers in here lol

>>716239487
>this isnt videogames
prove it. name the title of the game that this thread isn't about

>>716238601
have you tried?

>>716237356 (OP)
post his face

>>716237909
Okay I am back. I have been banned from every grocery store in my area

>>716237909
>>716239791
Anon you clearly have super speed, you should be drowning in pussy.

>>716239791
for what?
stealing all their prime jailbait cashier pussy, you charming scoundrel?

I don't have social media so I'm effectively non-dateable.

so how do you know if shes 17 or 27?

>>716239672
I have simulated the scenario in my mind, and it always ends with me getting slapped, the police getting called, or the female running away in fear upon me mentioning Raildex.

>>716240151
>the female
Not to go all reddit on you, but that just sounds weird. It's like women are an alien species or something.

>>716239341
Because I have nothing in common with a 16yo. Call me a fag or whatever you want but even early 20s seem like kids in my eyes these days and I wouldn't want to date any of them.

t. boomer

>>716237356 (OP)
Little Lily Princess

the depiction of highly power-imbalanced and abusive relationships is kind of interesting

>>716237356 (OP)
I'm convinced that 5/10 girls are the best

>>716240554
Have you tried? Also relationships are not about what you have in common in that sense, like if you watch and listen to the same slop, it's about having personalities that match and you'll only ultimately know that through trial and error.

>>716239595
This body appeals to men.
Source: I'm a man

>>716240398
At this point they are

>>716238192
woodberry

>>716240756
This post reminds me of the twitter post of some guy melting down because he bulked and then got shredded. But all the girls preferred his bulked state and he was convinced they were all trolling him.

>>716240730
>personality
Quite possibly the biggest cope in existence.

ive never felt the touch of a woman and more than likely never will
t. 36 year old, 400+lb virgin
it's way past over for me

>>716240690
you have incel standards if that’s a 5 to you. She's a 7 at least.

>>716240982
stop fucking eating dude, that’s literally all you need to do to fix your entire life

>>716240982
try losing weight

Any dating sims with actual hentai?
I have this itch in me since I played gangura girl in the 00s
It was a shit game obviously and now I want something that's more quality made

>>716237356 (OP)
>I will give you my insta

No thanks, I dont do social media.
Too bad for me I guess. Is this all my bags?
Thanks. Adios.

>>716237356 (OP)
>go to gym and looksmax
>get asked out by women
>not financially stable yet for gf
>try to at least flirt with women and make them blush for energy
I hit on teachers too. Its so cute

>>716239595
Stop embarrassing yourself, skinny dyel
Why are you flexing your stick arms? Start working out

>>716238206
i uh i assume everyone is good-looking too. sometimes, they don't want you to believe it

>>716240730
>Go on a few dates with an old acquaintance
>Interests are pretty similar
>Our personalities match
>Most of our views on things are pretty similar
>She's laughing at every stupid joke I tell her
>"She is probably the one"
>Get ghosted for a while until she reappears and tells me that she's not interested in me
I haven't met anyone else that I meshed with so well together. It's starting to feel like life simply hates me, since everything's going down the drain lately, not just my failed love life.

This entire board needs to get deleted.

>>716238256
So she's legal then.

>>716241326
for her you were one of many, some other guy had a +1 in something and got her, this is life as a man

she's a solid 5/10
given that the guy has a funny pick up line, he should be a 7

I wish I had more confidence to approach women and ruin their day because I'm not chad

>>716241230
Whats more embarassing /v/ros

>This is actually him
>He's pretending this is him

>>716241326
Kek, another loser who fell for it
Do yourself a favor and either forget about women entirely and live forever alone or be gay

>>716241013
Maybe in muttland. She's a 6 at best. In a cashier uniform and that hairstyle, it's a 5.

>>716241447
I know. She didn't exactly hide the fact that she's used to getting hundreds of DMs from other guys on dating apps. The dating scene is completely fucked.

>>716241150
You don't need to be financially stable if you're actually hot retard

>>716239595
klinefelters
ngmi

>>716240819
Good. Think of them as an antagonist to be outmaneuvered and defeated.
They don't want to give up the pusy so you'll give them no choice while making them believe they are in control.

>>716241150
>>not financially stable yet for gf
Are you looking for a golddigger or something? Most couples aren't rich. The other anon is also kinda right. Kinda because I've seen and known plenty of actual losers, fat slobs, neets and others with gfs. How do they do it? Most of them just got lucky. The fat slob though was very cocky which I guess attracts some women since he was acting like some confident gigachad.

>>716240982
It is for a gf and family unless you want a single mother but at least you can get fit and rent a hooker.

>>716242068
why is it late for him to get a family? male sperm just toxic and will produce retards past 30?

>>716242490
Because most anons are doomers, they wallow in their own despair and want you to do it too.

>>716242490
>why is it late for him to get a family?
By age 30 every woman has children and at least 2 billion dicks mileage.

can someone reupload the video?

>>716242709
you don't have to date women your age, stop falling for that meme, honestly this might be the main cause of all inceldom and low birthrates, arbitrary cutting off huge swaths of prospective partners because of age

>>716237356 (OP)
Among Us

>>716242928
Yeah it has nothing to do with whores having instant access to a higher quality man at any moment. Men just need to man up.

>>716237356 (OP)
Just date a 1.5/10 retards, stop being picky

>>716237356 (OP)
>tfw no bratty latina gf that calls me papi

>>716242928
He has cut himself off from good mates by being a fat retard and causing irreparable harm to his body. At his age it is too late to fully recover.

>>716237356 (OP)
北へ。White Illumination

>>716243346
she's not fat, instantly 6/10

>>716243346
That bitch is gross but your message is right.
If every 3/10 /v/incel stopped thinking they deserve only 7+ women theyd be a lot happier.
>how can i get a gf bros
Should actually be
>How can i get a gf out of my league bros

Just start valuing them as partners and people instead of trophies. Youll find the gamer gf and manga nerd with actual interests and personalities beyond social media trite

>>716243959
Are there actual boomers on this board? How out of touch can you be?

>>716243346
>>716243959
you niggers, mediocre looking girls prefer to be chad's sidepiece than to date an incel

>>716243959
The hard part is meeting them IRL though. Most of the women I see out and about are at least a 5 imo. And online you don't know how anyone looks and a lot of women have constant orbiters around them already.

>>716243346
call me when you actually learn how to cook, honey

>>716243959
>If every 3/10 /v/incel stopped thinking they deserve only 7+ women theyd be a lot happier.

this is a looksmatched couple in the current year

>>716243346
do you actually think thousands of men wouldn't jump over each other for that girl?
Men have zero standards already.

>>716244065
How has the situation changed young man?
You just hang out at a coffee shop or book store and wait for the girl reading manga. Take note of what she's reading and then approach confidently.
"Oh, is that Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi? I love that manga too"
The excuses are just in your mind.

>>716237356 (OP)
she's very cute, wholesome and has a beautiful smile and a soft, feminine personality
i would eat her butthole

>>716244596
Yeah and all you need for a job that could afford a home is a firm handshake.

>want a gf
>dont want kids
its over

I've seen what you people post here. You deserve to be insecure dateless losers who can't muster up the nerve to talk to woman. And any woman unfortunate enough to enter your orbit shouldn't also suffer the indignity of having to actually interact with you.

>>716244065
>Out of touch
I touch a woman every day. Have for the last decade when we moved in together.
Im a fat fuck goober who plays NES all night and watches Jap comedy variety shows as my main tv. Shes an anime binging horror geek. We always got something to talk about.
Im no catch and I landed a girl to hold when i fall asleep and kiss every day before work. You can too if you dont think shes gotta be a permaStacy.

Boomer Tips: Most women without makeup look like the chick in OP. Unless theyre fat but fat chicks got dudes that like them already so dont worry about them.

>>716244994
I'm sure she's glad to have found a betabux deluxe.

>>716237356 (OP)
>35 years old
>Gave up on women when I was 25
>Spent a few years being ronery and pathetic
>Now largely stopped giving a fuck
>If some girl dropped into my lap I wouldn't say no
>But spend zero energy trying to be someone I'm not to impress women
>Putting away a lot of money to retire early, enjoy a few years while my body is still good
>Then kill myself because I don't have kids to manage my old age
My one regret is no children. Kids give a life a lot of purpose, which I never had.

>>716244994
How did you meet her?

>>716244964
As if the average tiktok bitch was any better lmao

How the fuck do you initiate sex? I've gone on dates but I don't know what the fuck to do past just shoot the shit and talk for a bit and then say goodbye at the end

>>716239595
>the "delusional DYEL after 3 months of GYM look"
Poverty kek

>>716237356 (OP)
someone rpost the video ffs

>>716245579
It's still up though

>>716245131
rolling the dice with kids nowadays is fucked
friend had a kid who has autism or something and needs surgeries

>>716244994
confirmation bias, you can actually approach hundreds of women and never get the "one" just by pure chance, and each one might become a significant invesment in time, resources and emotional energy

>>716241556
>Whats more embarassing
NTA, but acting superior to fit people when you 100% look like a subhuman piece of shit that plays tendieshit

>>716244994
chad here, real shit is no attractive women want to settle down, only the morbidly obese don't shower types do and they aren't worth settling with since they'll die at 40
you've won the lottery if you find a healthy chick that actually wants a serious relationship, they all just want to fuck on the side while working on their careers now
i know it's not just me, this is happening to all my jock friends, my buddy dated a chick for 4 years, they were happy as could be, she'd never stop bragging about him when we'd talk, he popped the question got her a massive rock, and she dipped instantly, good chicks don't settle down now

>>716245091
No clue what you just said. Shes probably happy to not be with someone who says shit like 'betabux deluxe' tho lol

>>716245137
Work. A coworker said "Anon dont you think Anonette's hair looks good like that?" Apparently she just cut it short and I said yeah cause it did.
Few days later she asked about my shirt, it was a deadpool logo and she loves deadpool. I told her i hated capeshit and it was just a gift, which was true.
Later I jokingly said we should go see the new king kong movie and the next weekend she was like "when are we gonna go watch kong" and it fell naturally into place from there.

>>716237356 (OP)
guys, just have fun with esc girls. no need dating boomer skill, kek

>>716245712
My friend/boss has a girl with really bad heart issues which bled into developmental issues. His second daughter is bigger than his first at only 3 years old. Shit is heart breaking. Cutest kids ever. I hope things work out.

>>716245131
>Then kill myself because I don't have kids to manage my old age
Your kids would unironically hate you if you told them they have to take care of you.

>Asking people out at their place of work
ishygddt
>Dating a coworker
ISHYGDDT

>>716244751
Find yourself a quirky chungus

>>716245913
Most people these days job-hop every two years max so not sure if those rules still apply

>>716244751
tranny gf

>>716245913
>>Asking people out at their place of work
bro, she's working retail, she's waiting for someone to rescue her

>>716245890
I don't mean like, money wise or anything.
But all my grandparents went through a period where they just couldn't manage their own life anymore. We put them in homes, which was what they wanted, but there's still plenty to do associated with that.
When you get old enough, there comes a time where you can't keep up with how the world runs anymore and the only people you can turn to is some pajeet you hire or your family.

>>716245812
Sounds nice but as always it mostly comes down to luck, being at the right place at the right time. All of the women at my workplace are taken. I also live in a small town so there aren't even that many outdoor activities to meet new people (not that I'm an outdoor type person in the first place).

>>716245185
You either invite her back to your place or she invites you back to hers

>>716237356 (OP)
What is the minimum gamerscore i should aim for to get a gf?

>>716246063
>Rescuing women
Yikes tier mindset

>>716245185
you should just know the right moment, just be yourself

>>716237356 (OP)
>pulls out the phone
>immidiately has to delete latest searches

it do be like that

>>716246150
My point is that the work thing only applies to a more serious job, no one cares about decorum at some random grocery store.

>>716245812
>No clue what you just said
I'm saying she already had her fun and secured a beta provider. Such is fate in the modern age.

>>716246128
If your gamerscore isn't the same as the cost of a lambo, you're ngmi.

Go ahead. Reroll your life and be a loser for 30 years then prove how easy it is. Christ I hate high horse normgroids. We should have gatekept you when we had the chance.

>>716246210
kek, noticed that as well

>>716246252
Nigger, even waitresses don't want to be asked out at fucking work, lmfao.

>>716246367
it's no use, these people will never get it

>>716237356 (OP)
>Down syndrome face
Stop gumping it.

We need more high quality, actual dating sims. I just wanna raise stats and get to know cute girls, I don't want to date a frog or a chair or whatever meme bullshit they're doing.

>>716245913
Excuses to not shoot your shot

>>716246084
And then what? No one ever expands on that.
Just drag her into the bedroom and knock her over the head with my biggest figurine?

>>716246531
Spoken like a true inexperienced retard

>>716246565
you're too far gone bro

>>716246128
don't do this, don't joke about asking a chick out because you'll feel like a giant asshole when she gets excited then realizes it was just a joke and your friends are watching you crush some girl's hopes for no reason

>>716246565
>figurine
It was over before it ever even began.

>>716246084
>>716246154

>can't invite her over since I live with my folks while I try to save for a house
>I've never been invited back to their house

is this how I find out im fucking ugly? I have great conversations and good times, i get lots of laughs, but it always ends at the end of the date and it never goes any further. Do I have to be more, I don't know, pointed in that I'm trying to have sex? I generally just try to be pleasant and fun but maybe I give off friend vibes. Idk what the fuck I'm doing

>>716246267
Sorry mate. She was a virgin when we met and shes the breadwinner. I write, so im broke.

>>716246075
Theres always an element out of your control in it, through the very nature of it being a second person. What they think, do, or say isnt really random or luck, its just another humans input.
I just maintain that if an incel were to widen their 'acceptable range' on appearances theyd find more success.

>>716240151
Just go like:
> you know I was looking for a chick I could do rape-play kink shit with and I think you just look the type that could enjoy it, you know that 50 shades of grey type of stuff?
If they think you are already disgusting that you would commit rape, might as well commit to it without doing rape and you will become a fucking legend.

>>716246876
Linus if he bean-eater

>>716246667
i don't know you so i can't say shit but some women are just artistic about this stuff
i dated a chick where it went like what you're describing, we talked, we were getting along, but it wasn't really going any where, then she just straight up ghosted me after, we worked together for months so this wasn't our first meeting
anyway i started dating another chick at work like a month later, and the first chick started freaking out, calling up the second chick crying about how much of an asshole i was, how i was psychologically abusing her not talking to her (remember she ghosted me) and she had all these super strong feelings for me and i broke her heart
bitches be crazy sometimes, it might be you but it might not be you, some chicks don't want a relationship they just want guys to chase them so they can turn them down or w/e as some kind of game

>>716246565
You're trolling right?
Well anyways you know when she wants to have seggs by her body language.
>I'm autistic I can't read body language
You look at her eyes if she maintains it and moves closer you push the boundary and go in for a kiss.
>>716246667
Well in the modern age if you live with your parent it's over for you unless you look like model tier. But modern dating is also fucked and don't beat yourself up over it. It's bad quite literally everywhere unless you live in a mud hut in Africa where you can just take a girl by force.

>>716246667
do you even kiss or make out and stuff? sounds like you are just hanging out

Dating sucks fucking ass. Apps are dog shit ways to meet women as a man. Where the fuck are you meant to talk to women? I go to the gym first thing in the morning and there's no one there, let alone a girl. I go running at local parks and never run into anyone. I've gone to read at the local library and only ever saw high schoolers from the nearby schools and old people. I can't drink alcohol but is a bar the only place left to talk to women? I've gone to play Magic with friends but it's all dudes. And you're not meant to talk to girls at their job and I work exclusively with men (construction)...

Do I just have to find new hobbies or its just constantly rolling on the dating app slot machine until I get lucky?

>>716237356 (OP)
why would you want to be with a woman that swoons that easily anyway?

>>716246876
it only worked because he's older and good looking and she's kind young

>>716247169
I asked a girl's insta at the gym once and she told me she had a boyfriend
in retrospect it was fine because I don't have instagram, IDK why I asked for that
I have the same hobbies as you and I truly believe I will die alone

>>716237356 (OP)
just don't be a gross lucklet. i'm a fat ugly bastard(6') and I managed to bag a cute, tiny, figurine collecting woman with better taste in vidya/anime than 99% of this newfag filled site.

>>716247017
Only kiss if she's touching you and pressing forward duh, otherwise she's just playing coy as in either your shoulder or your arm to feel it for the muscle even if you know you don't have much and especially if your neck. Those are 100% signs she wants to bang.

>>716247169
bar and apps are your only option yea, i've dated a bunch of girls i worked with but that's working in a factory, most factory employees are women & losers so you generally have a surprisingly good shot of finding single women, but outside of that and the pub? no shot i'd be meeting anyone in person, nobody goes outside, nobody does anything any more, and anyone that does is generally just there to do their own thing, not be bothered by you

>>716247335
>I bagged a mousy nerd bitch
Not a win

>>716247058
I guess so, yeah. It feels more like that than anything else. I've never kissed a girl so I must be doing something wrong.
Every time I've gone out with a girl it's just like going out with my friends but I pay for everything. I don't know how to flirt so I just talk to them like theyre one of my friends and try to have a good time when we go out. But I've never gone any further than that. I've had really good times with the ppl but I don't know what to do to make a romantic interaction.

>>716237356 (OP)
the punchline is so predictable, do normies really get impressed by stuff like this?

Why do sub-9 men even bother dating?

>>716243346
Nah corrupt girls are worst than being alone desu
source: check ddcobra and nal

>>716247629
They don't.

>>716238538
outside the internet nobody cares about age gap unless its like 30+ years

>>716247169
Both. But also you getting new hobbies and potentially meeting your future gf through them will still depend on how lucky you are. Will the new hobby have women, will it have single women, will you get a chance to even meet them, will they be in a good mood that day to accept your advances or at least willing to make small talk and maybe becoming friends with you, will she actually like you and will you like her, and so on. I hate life

>>716246876
>talk
>get arrested

>>716247169

mmos

if riot s mmo ever release it ll do wonders to zoomers dating

>>716240982
just become a masochist, i can tell you are bulliable through the internet

>>716247335
tfw no mousy nerd bitch

>>716247861
>LDR
bleh, it would be fine if you'd be able to match only with people in the area or if the game told you they're in your area or something

>>716237356 (OP)
it only worked cos hes handsome and spanish is romantic language by default

>>716243346
I grew up in a place like that. Really fucked me up. This kind of girl isn't worth fixing, she'll just inflict her problems on your kids.

>>716246128
based Renn is my favorite little boy in the whole wide world

>>716247572
So many betas in the world now no one even talks to gorls really anymore, and she looks maybe under 25?

>>716247292
>>716247707
I don't want to be a creep and pick a hobby based on if there's going to be women, but I've got zero fucking prospects in any of the places I go to outside of my house.
>>716247402
Is it weird if I go to a bar and dont drink? Like can I just get a club soda or a coke and try to talk to ppl? I've gone to a club before with friends but girls are all in groups and I don't know what the fuck to do

>>716247017
I'm only half joking.
Now you explain how to notice a kiss might be wanted but how did situation arise? Do we just sit on the couch and that's it?

>>716237356 (OP)
Rune Factory series

>tfw you're taking the plapjak option
I am disgusted with myself. if this bitch can't shed the pounds in a year im out.

>>716247335
>6 foot
That is all it really takes thougheverbeit.

>>716246876
hobo stare

>>716248434
wtf, how did you get that picture of me and know every detail about my life?

>>716248456
I assume this every time someone says they bag a "cute anime loving girl" on this site.

My friend thought we could pull some book girls by joining a YA book club. He was right about it being entirely girls, but he just wouldn't accept that they'd all be underage. It was the most awkward half hour of my life.

>>716247861
I've got like 2.5k hours in FF xiv and have never spoken to someone past the hello and bye stuff in party finder/ dailies

What have I done wrong? I've never joined a free company, is that the place? I just ignore all the spam invites when I go to major cities. I'm friendly in text chat but I've never "talked" to anyone in that game

>do this
>it works
>I'll give you my insta
>realize I'm not on any social media app
>sound like a serial killer when I ask for a phone number instead

>>716248312
why do you hate drinking?

>>716237356 (OP)
Christ the last thing we need is more fucking spics

>>716248425
If she is taking time out of her day to hang out with you in private, it's somewhat already implied. So yes sitting on the couch to watch something is the first precursor. Majority of the time she is going to wait for you to make the first move.

>>716248003
my friend married a girl he met on a mmo, still going for more than a decade

>>716248312
You don't have to drink but being sober around drunks might just make you more turned off.
Unless you absolutely can't drink, or you hate drinking poison, try just drinking straight vodka, it'll get you buzzed so you can tolerate drunk women and socialize with them without being many calories or you having you drink lots of something you don't like the taste of. (One shot should get you buzzed for a while and it's just a mouthful)

If you don't like drinking, I'd just say don't try to date a drunk girl in general, it probably won't work out.

>>716248672
You have to install mare and get into the modding scene if you want any slight chance at e-dating in ffxiv.
>>716248456
I went the plapjak route and regret it. After a few drinks and some weed you're numb to the fact you're fucking a fatty and not the one with good fat distribution either.

>>716247572
If you look good enough you can walk up to a literal 10/10 and start reading your shopping list in a donald duck voice while farting and she'd still fall in love with you.

rule 1: be handsome
rule 2: don't be not handsome

>>716248672
>I've never joined a free company, is that the place?
Yeah. It's a gamble though. I went through a few that were
>FC full of trans people
>FC full of cliques that aren't very welcoming to new people
>FC full of actual simps that were worshipping the allegedly female leader
>FC that was ran by a couple who had a falling out which caused a lot of drama
There were also a couple of normal ones but I haven't really made any lasting connections with them though.

>>716248312
you'll make plenty of friends at any bar if you have coke

>>716239595
Abs sadder than that one celebrity pooner with the implants.

>>716247572
it's about vibes man. If they like you, they'll like what you're saying

>>716248780
Not a fan of alcohol at all. My family is littered with alcoholism and bad drunks I've had to deal with, so I don't have a taste for it in the slightest.

>>716248950
I don't really like drunk women but it's the only place I could think of that women are at where it's socially acceptable/ expected to talk to them at :( id certainly like to not go out of my way to talk to drunk girls but idk what else to do outside of sit on dating apps.

>>716247572
she's a 18-20something cashier, she's not a well of knowledge

>>716247058
How do I go on a date rather than just hang out with a woman since it seems I'm retarded and haven't figured out

>>716249379
I hate to say this bro, but the answer is friends. You need friends to get a partner, I'm sorry

>find girl who likes me
>date her
>feel nothing for her
>feel bad because I just don't like her
>leave
>repeat this a few times
>finally find girl who I like back
>I go absolutely batshit insane
>spend every wakening moment paranoid, seething with anger, and trying to stop myself from self-sabotaging
>keep failing and lovebombing as damage control in an attempt to salvage it
>doesn't work and she eventually gives up on me
>she starts looking for a replacement before the inevitable break-up which in turn validates my paranoia and anger
>explode at her and leave
>go back to dating people I don't care about until I eventually end up finding another woman to go insane over
Am I BPD bros? Be real with me

How you make friends as an adult again?
T. Self-employed who wasted his 20's inside his room award winner

>>716246631
>when she gets excited

>>716249705
I don't want friends I want sex

She didn't give him her number she gave her account in a social media platform (Instagram), is that really how shit works nowadays for younger people?

>>716249730
>this basketcase finds that many girls

fuck off, normalfags.

>>716249873
I'm 36 with no friends. I'm thinking about taking dance classes like salsa or something. They usually have a massive shortage of guys so you can dance with a lot of different women and get to know them, plus you can touch them without it seeming sexual to them.
Also good way to lose weight AND good dance moves are attractive to women

>>716249510
I don't know

>>716249730
are you me

>>716237867
i actually did that then i got paranoid and thought she gave me the wrong number and i didn't want to ask again so i just ignored her for weeks until i found out later that i entered her phone number wrong in my phone

>>716250047
This is something girls actively complain about which is why I'm encouraging you to do it

>have lots of nigh-obsessive male friends despite being weird shut in
>best man/groomsman at several weddings
>total woman-repellant
>not gay

>>716249873
From work. If not for work I'd be friendless as well most likely since I don't go out much.

>>716250047
That sounds good, you should go for it Anon, I guess I'll have to try signing up for some kind of activity like that.

>>716249730
probably but youre just looking for a label so you have an excuse you can point to and blame for your being a shit person, if you care about being better more than that then you shouldnt be asking for a diagnosis on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>716249873
It only gets harder to make friends as an adult. Best bet is multiplayer games, but even that is quite difficult because everyone has a barrier up because of current social/political environment. The last person who was around my age I thought I genuinely made a good friend out of didn't end well because he ended up being a pornsick gooner. The guy couldn't stop sending me fucking porn it was so weird.

>>716250047
I'm sure the women will be thrilled that a touchy overweight virginal 36 year-old has joined their class
good luck anon

>>716250332
they are because they need men desperately in their class. They aren't taking dance classes to meet guys but to learn how to dance.

>>716250047
>>716250192
Do they still lack guys though? Almost every piece of advice these days is "sign up for dance classes", at this point I feel like everyone knows about this strat. I've already seen a few posts elsewhere saying they finally signed up and it was full of guys who were just probably following the same advice in hopes of finding a gf.

>>716250472
you shouldn't do it to get pussy, you should do it to get out of your comfort zone and learn how to interact with people. Those skills will help you find a gf, probably not even someone you met there.

>>716248657
true in 80% of the time
>>716248967
I'm already starting to regret it. bitch got a fupa and no jaw, neck to chin with zero change. at least she got fat girl tits