Thread 716240815

Why does a robot breathe air?

>>716240815 (OP)
It's trapped air.

>>716240815 (OP)
That's just air getting pushed out of his casing by his internal cooling fans.

>>716240815 (OP)
I dunno I have never played a mega man game except for a Tiger Electronics 90's LCD handheld.

>>716240815 (OP)
It's exhaust, robots can still overheat without proper cooling.

>>716240930
Dereference a dick* to my dick

>>716240815 (OP)
That's just air escaping through the openings in Mega Man's chassis.

>>716240815 (OP)
Why does a robot need to blink

>>716240815 (OP)
He is actually farting

drop a laptop in water

you may be surprised to see bubbles come up

does that mean your laptop is 'breathing'?

>>716241742
yes?

>>716241742
The tiny dwarves powering it up are sinking, pick it the fuck up.

>>716241742
Only if it was hunter biden's

The original creator is on patreon, and will likely answer all your inane questions like this. I guaranttee you there was a meeting where they discussed this and very well might have brought up this exact point.

https://www.mobygames.com/person/394855/akira-kitamura/

He's more than a robot

Finally made it to the Shrine of Nebula. Some of those Grey Island stages were amazing. Now I'm kind of scared of beating this and not having any new fangames to look forward to. Shattered Diamond isn't done yet, right?

>>716241742
If you dropped a laptop in water it would immediately short circuit and stop working.

>>716241573
Because non-blinking robots freak the fuck out of people.

>>716240985
Was it fun?

>>716240815 (OP)
wtf this isn't the battle network thread

>>716244217
What do you mean?

>>716244172
Sort of. It was very basic and surprisingly difficulty.

>>716244368
lmao

>>716244217
There is no battle network thread. It fuckin' died of old age :(

>>716240815 (OP)
It's his ventilation system retard.

>>716244368
I'm at a LOSS for words.

Anyone have that webm of Trinity in The Matrix Reloaded farting on the keymaker and saying "you think that's air you're breathing?"
I don't have it on hand, so just imagine I posted it

>>716244217
How did you know I'm a BNfag?

>>716240815 (OP)
When are we gonna get a new game, bros

>>716246575
20XX

>>716242603
Why doesn't Mega Man?

>>716242454
It is now time to replay old fangames until you get good at them

>>716246609
So within the next 75 years then, sweet.

Kalinka

Piano

I'm gonna be a Rocktuber like J's Reviews

>>716240858
fip

1 2 and 3 all stuck in my memory.
4 5 and 6 are lake a hazy dream.

>>716240815 (OP)
Rock and Roll originally created as a "lab assistant" for Dr Light. It doesn't take more than 2 braincells to realize what an old bachelor like Dr Light was using him for. How is he supposed to gag on dirty old man cock if he can't breathe?

>>716253650
I JUST replayed all 6 and yeah, 5 has like no identity. Super forgettable. I only remember 6 because it has the gimmick of the world warrior type of robot masters.

>>716240858
>trap
hot

>>716241742
>your laptop was watching you masturbate to loli porn all these years

>>716254105
That's why you tape some paper on the camera.

>>716254286
I never understood this. If a hacker has access to your computer like that, you've got bigger problems than just him seeing your ugly mug through the webcam.

>>716254378
they don't the hackers to laugh at their gay ugly faces

>>716254017
5 has Proto Man's castle, Dark Man, and Vietnam Man

>>716254017
I'm playing 4 right now and I'm shocked by just how much of it I don't remember even though I've played it before. The only robot master I remembered from this one was Pharaoh Man. And I guess the Russian theme of Dr. Cossack's castle was memorable. But other than that it's like a brand new experience.

Yikes....

I'm the number one Mega Man fan.
Not just the first one, like the whole series, man.

>>716254704
I think that's why it's so frustrating and forgettable. It's like the wrap up for Protoman and they don't do anything. I think the game ends and Mega Man just gets on a train and leaves. It's a huge waste of Protoman.

>>716254710
Yeah all I remember from 4 is the finale being the the frozen Russian castle which looked neat.

What are the best Mega Man fan games?

>>716258351
I'm pretty sure Megaman doesn't even know Protoman is his brother in the Japanese continuity.
If they ever make a Megaman 12 they should probably change that.

>>716250014
This is what zoomers consider extremely hard games these days.

THESE........

>>716241573
Dr. Light wants to replace humanity with androids so its imperative that they are superior in every way including blinking
Spoiler: Dr Light succeeded in replacing humanity with androids, it was very violent and bloody

>>716260314
they're right, these games are borderline impossible!

>>716260580
lol. Now I want to go on youtube and try to find some atrociously bad mega man gameplay kino with facecams.

Mega Man 2 is overrated as hell. All the weapons suck.

>>716241742
You fucking asshole, I did this and now it won't work. My dad is going to be PISSED.

>>716262961
metal blade is better than whatever garbage nuMegaman weapons you think are genius

>>716240815 (OP)
That is water seeping into his internal hardware and displacing the air that is trapped inside his outer shell.

>>716263612
Metal blade is the ONLY weapon worth a damn. 1/8 is a FAILING SCORE.

>>716263698
i accept your concession, you're probably a top spin enjoyer

>>716240858
>woke robots

>>716263997
Nu-Capcom would rename him to Mega Person

>>716254105
Toxotransmosis moment.

>>716265823
cringe moment

>>716265823
Haha casual transphobia is funny amirite? It's not like thousands of trans folk jump off of bridges every day because of bullying or anything.

>>716266169
You're not funny.

>>716260321
TWIALS OF MANA

>>716266317
your shitposting is awful

>>716266409
>hurr durr if someone supports trans rights they must be shitposting
ok

>>716266647
this post >>716265989 is a fucking joke
go back to redit you retard

>>716266825
YWNBAW

>>716266972
thank god

Mega Man 12 when?

>>716240815 (OP)
What exactly is a Splashwo?

megma

>>716269169
sigma balls lmao

>>716263997
Oh no! Dr Wily is making Liberal Voters!

...

>>716240985
Sometimes I think about buying this one just to see how in tf they translated Mega Man 2 to Tiger LCD form.

>>716271962
Don't say it

>>716262961 >>716263698
Quick is fine
Air is fine
Heat is fine
Wood is fine, i think
Flash is fine but very situational

Roll SEX

Why are all the robot masters in MM5 such fucking pushovers? You can take every one of them out with the buster no problem. They're insultingly easy compared to 4.

>>716272651
Because their AI was terrible so they just tried to hide it by making everything hit like trucks, including you.

>>716271962
>>716272081
MEGA MAN NO!

>>716253705
That's why Protoman is so troubled

megaman is rated IP66, he can't be underwater for that long

>>716248684
None of his internal circuits (i.e. the shit that gets ruined by water) are exposed. One breach, however, and it's over.

>>716253705
>>716273992
Is anyone here going to talk about video games?

>>716274683
The only track from 4, 5, and 6 that stuck with me

>>716272651
>Stone, Napalm, Crystal
Use distance to pick attacks, close up moves are incredibly easy to dodge
>Wave, Gravity
Consistent patterns iirc
>Star, Gyro
Just non-threatening in general

>>716275910
I meant more like "what was capcom thinking" but I appreciate the breakdown nonetheless

jump
shoot
jump
shoot
jump
shoot
jump
shoot
jump
shoot
jump
shoot

Venting waste heat. Same reason Data does it.

>>716240815 (OP)
Did you know that even inanimate objects can create bubbles underwater? That's what Mega Man is doing.

>>716280161
Does the classic legacy collection have a gay disclaimer about cultural insensitivity like the Battle Network one has?

>>716280479
but megam an moves hes not an animate

>>716279804
>jump jump
>slide slide
>jump jump
>slide slide
>jump jump
>jump jump

>>716240815 (OP)
Why does his running animation stutter for several frames when you press the d-pad in the NES games?
Why has nobody noticed this in the last 40 years?
Why do the enemies respawn?
Why are there leaps of faith where if you leap down the wrong hole you die instantly?
Why does every single boss have the same AI programming?
Why do people get invested in the lore when it's just third-rate Astro Boy fan-fiction.
Why is the sound font so terrible in the X trilogy on SNES but so good in Rockman and Forte on the exact same system?

Fuck the mega man series. There are so many superior action platformers.

>>716273992
>>716253705
>Dr Light creates you as the first self aware robot for the sole purpose of being a sexbot
>he accidently gives you free will so you escape your sexually abusive creator who, like the fat, ugly bastard he is, writes you off for dead
>the fat fuck messed up when making your power core so you're on the verge of death but you get saved by his arch nemesis Dr Wilys who turns you into a killer robot
>its at least better than taking old man dick so you decide to work for him
>find out that Dr Light has created 2 new robots with self awareness who are pretty much your younger brother and sister
>but this time he's made sure to include code which forces them subservient to and unable to harm humans so he can rap them as much as he pleases
>not only that but he's given your younger brother a gun and set him on your boss Dr Wily
>not only is Dr Light sexually abusing your brother but he also has him risking his life and emotionally abusing him by having him kill his fellow self aware robots who are working for Wily
>you betray your benefactor Dr Wily so your cute little brother doesn't end up dead but you can't save your siblings from Dr Light's dirty cock because he's considered a hero by humanity
>all you can do is help Megaman from the shadows and suffer as it also inadvertently helps your mutual rapist get ahead
Protoman's life is constant suffering and Dr Light just keeps getting away with it

>>716281513
>Why does his running animation stutter for several frames when you press the d-pad in the NES games?
So you can tip-toe to ledges obviously

>>716260580
Keep climbing!!! *screams at the screen*

How did she even get to the cystor in the first place?

>>716281607
kek, saved

>>716260518
What theme does whip man's level have?

>>716244368
is this Lan?

>>716282378
https://youtu.be/06rccgbe9zM

>>716281513
>Why does his running animation stutter for several frames when you press the d-pad in the NES games?
>Why has nobody noticed this in the last 40 years?
Everyone did, it's a mechanic to allow you to walk just a bit
>Why do the enemies respawn?
So you can grind health drops, also the NES has only 2KB of RAM
>Why are there leaps of faith where if you leap down the wrong hole you die instantly?
You do quickly learn that the last hole is always the "leap of faith" one
>Why does every single boss have the same AI programming?
They don't. even on mega man 1 they behave completely differently
>Why do people get invested in the lore when it's just third-rate Astro Boy fan-fiction.
Autism
>Why is the sound font so terrible in the X trilogy on SNES but so good in Rockman and Forte on the exact same system?
Because soundfounts back then we're basically either audio CDs you bought somewhere or more commonly a synth keyboard you stole samples from, and the keyboard used for rockman & bass was better, also they didn't overused the echo shit from the SPC700

megan man

How were you supposed to know?

>>716286013
Modern gamers think they're entitled to know everything. Sometimes the developers just want to say "fuck you", because it's funny.

>>716286013
You're supposed to be running towards the next room mindlessly, not stopping to look. It's Quickman not Slowman.

>>716286130
I admit that it's pretty funny.

>>716286013
>oh my god I heckin died this is a travesty

He is "farting" like cars do but more efficiently, foolish human.

Why did the later NES games remove the feature where Mega Man's eyes follow the cursor???

>>716241642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPtcnZOu77c

>>716240815 (OP)
Those are thought bubbles. He's thinking.

>>716290657
I don't get it

>>716281391
aaAAHHHHH SAVE ME ASTRO MAN

>>716240815 (OP)
Megaman was made to mimick humans. He breathes and eats and can taste. Remember at the end of the megaman timeline robots and humans are completely indistinguishable

>>716294165
At the end of the timeline humans don't exist since the end of the timeline is Mega Man Legends and yeah humans don't exist anymore. The inundated Earth is inherited by Carbons who expressively aren't humans. Shitty finale to the story. Humans invented their own extinction.

>>716286013
You weren't. You were supposed to die and then go and fight flash man.