>>716260293It isnt for starters, and wouldnt you know it, youre talking to the one anon that ended up with a super sheltered girl that was literally her first and only relationship.
Your next cope will be "ERRRRM, SHE IS LYING", which Ill head off and say that I literally her hymen. Then youll cope and say shes cheating on me, to which I will say that we both work from home so unless she is fucking Chad deep in the night specifically between 12-4am, she is simply not. The final cope will be to imply that it will surely happen soon since you are a miserable cuck that cant stand when people are happy, to which I will tell you that you need to go without the internet for atleast 2 months to reset your warped mind.