>modern games are all soulle-

>>716255885 (OP)
thats like 20 years old ya know

>>716255885 (OP)
Op, mario galaxy is almost 20 years old, anon.

>>716255885 (OP)
>Modern
>2007

>>716255885 (OP)
Galaxy is older than most of the brown zoomers on this board.

>>716255885 (OP)
Mario Galaxy was a boring game with forced-soul. The music was slow and put me to sleep, Rosalina has a lifeless expression, the character expressions were bubbly wubbly and directed towards the younger crowd, and the upside down gimmick was also annoying.

It's a mid Mario game.

>>716256751
>forced-soul
forced modern meme

>>716256751
>I DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC AND THE CHARACTER MODELS AREN'T LIKE THE WAY I WANT THEM TO BE TOO KIDY MARIO NEEDS BLOOD
ok, tardo. It's still a masterpiece universally praised, GOTY 2007 and you will have to store your worthless NPC opinions inside of your colon

This game is older than Mario 64 was when it came out

>>716256434
Grim

>>716256894
aww, the little zoomer is offended I insulted his baby game.

Galaxy 1 is worst 3D Mario. Even Sunshine had redeeming qualities like the good movement. What does Galaxy have? It has open exploration levels but every single one is shit because Mario moves at a snails pace. It's not a good course-clear game because of shit like webm related. Mario has always been about building on complexity/difficulty as the game goes on but Galaxy doesn't do this, it simply throws a bunch of boring gimmicks at you and drops them not even 3 stars into a level, something Galaxy 2 completely fixed with vastly better level design and non-shit power ups (Yoshi alone mogs the entirely of Galaxy, I dare you to tell me you had fun using Bee Mario). What does Galaxy 1 do better than any of the other 3D Mario games?

>>716257483
absolutely based mature gamer

>>716255885 (OP)
Galaxy is garbage and soulless
Also it's not modern

>>716255885 (OP)
Super Mario Galaxy is old enough to drink and vote and consent to sex.

>>716255885 (OP)
-ss, shallow and not fun to play.

>good game actually... bad!
get new material guys, don't even deserve a pity (You), put more effort.

>>716256894
>still a masterpiece universally praised
12 million flies eating shit that sold poorly on a 100 million selling system like the Wii doesn't make it good newfag

>>716257895
>What does Galaxy 1 do better than any of the other 3D Mario games?
Better OST :)

>it's not modern because I was a kid in 2007
OK, but the 2000s is already the modern age.

>>716258750
>>716257895
sunshit is garbage made for trannnys like cosmo wright and killed 3d marios for nearly a decade, galaxy is top 3 soul-filled game and saved nintendo after the shitcube nearly bankrupted them cope and seethe cubies

>>716258750
It's not just sales, anyway read: >>716258739

Nice retro game.
Used to watch my dad play it when I was in 5th grade.

>>716258713
Would.

>>716258883
>galaxy is top 3 soul-filled game
No, it's just a shitty Cuckzumi game so it has bad level design by default.

>>716259050
nope its a patrician godzumi game and had beautfiul fleshed out levels unlike shitshines generic beach enviroments copy pasted 10 times

>>716259050
No other Mario game will ever have this level of SOUL (yes, not even Galaxy 2)

>>716259136
Holy ESL.

>>716259414
>sunshitter cant read basic english

Why do so many people get triggered when someone say someone from the 21st century is fucking modern?

>>716255885 (OP)
funnny i still call this modern meanwhile its 18 years old. its older than SNES was when i called in retro in 2001 so yeah its fucking old as fuck bro. yet in my mind its new still what do you call that? TIME SLIPPAGE?!?!? like yeah it is older now like 7 years not fucking 18!?!?!?!?!?

>>716261993
It certainly feels modern though

>>716262113
>>716261993
retro = the old game looks worse than modern games
since graphics havent evolved much since 2007 meaning no discernable difference between a mario game made today and mario game in 2007 therefore it doesnt meet the criteria of modern definiton
for something to be retro there had to have been a tech jump from the previous model

>>716258857
Imagine if peop’e in the 80s where clamoring the 60s where still modern time...

>>716262421
60s and 80 were disticntly different. big power level gap in movies, vidya etc. meanwhile the diff between 2007 and 2025 is legligible. what you can order uber eats? thats the only difference lol by then you had ps3 with online play. you had modern 3d graphics, you had modern cgi which imo looked better than now. people had iphones granted not a high % but everything that you have today you had back then besides uber eats. ai is still dogshit and just a fancy auto complete. no one i know has a self driving car let alone been in one. its all the same shit man

>>716262702
Music also hasn't changed in 2 decades.
Despacito was 10 years ago, could be a 2025 song

>U R
>MR GAY
Why did they remove the so long gay bowser line from the 3D all stars remaster

>>716263748
this

Nothing you zoomers say will actually make Galaxy good. Worst most floaty 3d mario games.

>>716264010
Nothing you say will make an objectively good game bad

>>716264010
but enough about mario shitshine and cubecorder raiding /v/

>>716265042
Cuckzumi games will be close to the word good. There's a reason that subhuman moron isn't allowed to direct games anymore. He's Nintendo's Kojima. Or did the shitty warp stars and Rosalinda's storybook not clue you in?

>>716255885 (OP)
Mario Galaxy is now considered soulless to the children of /v/? Lol!

>>716255885 (OP)
yeah that game was soulless. also ass.

>>716258883
galaxy was the one that killed 3d marios for nearly a decade. or are you talking about the 4 years between sunshine and galaxy, which isn't even half a decade.

>>716266087
and thats why galaxy got a sequel unlike shitshine and is remembered for saving nintendo after the shitcube nearly bankrupt them, huh cubie. come up with some better fanfic faggot
>>716266554
nope thatd be the wii u, cope up with some better fanfic faggot

Galaxy 1 is too easy. Definitely a game aimed at casual players.

>>716266619
This one was a fucking pain in the ass.

>>716266087
Thanks for using unique buzzwords, I filtered you. You literally just got filtered.

>>716266619
If you want difficulty go play boring shit like Celeste or Super Meat Boy. Mario games are meant to be fun first and foremost.

oh boy another nintendo children's game

>>716266619
Based Hardcore Gamer™

>>716266604
>thats why galaxy got a sequel
With actual good level design instead. Because it's not a Cuckzumi game.

>>716267020
hey i can do that too cubie spic. sunshit had bad level design, bad music, introduced faggot bowser jr, boring copy pasted beaches. just a totally unsalvageable pile of dogshit
sunshit is forgotten never to be seen again. galaxy was so good its the only mario since mario 1 to get a sequal. the greatest duology in gaming history. cope and seethe cubie spic

>>716267335
>sunshit had bad level design
Almost like it's a Cuckzumi game.

>>716267564
bland
safe
kiddy
generic
bad controls
mogged by its contemporaries
boring copy pasted beach envrioments
bad music
forgotten by everyone
only legacy is troon speedrunners ala cosmo wright
single handedly responsible for killing any gamecube hype and nearly bankrupting nintendo until galaxy revived them
you losed cubebitch

>>716266954
Based Mature Gamer!

>>716255885 (OP)
Wii is a retro console fucking tard

>>716267564
>>716267628
>engaging in same series infighting
have sex

>>716268539
lmao

>>716256894
>GOTY 2007
Nope pretty sure modern warfare and halo 3 released that year retard

>>716268825
Ew

>>716268563
cubies are real nintenchads, some borderline snoys with bad movie games like re4 and sunshits non-skippable cutscenes

>>716268563
cubies arent real nintenchads, some borderline snoys with bad movie games like re4 and sunshits non-skippable cutscenes

>>716268917
I don't even understand what is it that you're trying to communicate. Console wars broke your cognitive abilities anon.

>>716266619
You cleared daredevil bouldergeist in one attempt?

>>716255885 (OP)
>modern

>>716269037
Cube chads had:
Pikmin
Fzero gx
Metroid prime
Monkey ball
Donkey Kong jungle beat
Star Wars rouge squadron 2
Fire emblem


But sure, the GameCube was known for movie games.

>>716255885 (OP)
I hated it because it made me dizzy and I also hated motion controls with an intense passion.

>>716269436
Pikmin Wii> Pikmin
MKWII> Fzero gx
Metroid Prime Wii > Metroid prime
Wii sports > Monkey ball
Wii Music > Donkey Kong jungle beat
<Star Wars rouge squadron 2
Radiant Dawn > Fire emblem
Galaxy > Shitshine
RE4wii > Re4
1/11 won, good job cubie, list some better shovelware before you ever attack the wii again

>>716269436
>Fire emblem
literally a movie game, same as all RPG's

>>716262702
>meanwhile the diff between 2007 and 2025 is legligible
No one had an iPhone or Twitter account in 2007. This is what Internet culture in 2007 looked like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w

It was a different plane of existence.

>>716263748
>2 decades
Try maybe 13 years. Even 2010 music sounds very dated. Music from 2008 is vintage at this point. No one would ever mistake Poker Face for a 2010s song, let alone a 2020s one.

>>716270252
We need to go back.

>>716270368
What's the difference? It sounds "dated" because everyone listened to it to death, but if it was a new song nobody would say it sounds old, because music hasn't evolved since the 2000s. It's been 2 decades of reggaeton and slutpop

>>716255885 (OP)
Nintendo's sense of soul died around 2013. 2007 on the other hand was right in the middle of when they were at the peak of soul. Games like Galaxy as well as SSBB Super Paper Mario and Twilight Princess all had that lovely late 2000s edge that contrasted wonderfully with Nintendo's natural whimsy.

>>716271486
The technology used for making music was very different. The production quality in music from 2012/2013 onwards sounds much cleaner because computers and smartphones became much more pivotal in the music industry. Also, the synths used in songs like Poker Face were never used again in the 2010s onwards. Also, rock music was still a dominant genre in the 2000s, competing with pop and rap. Now, rock is dead and has been for over a decade.

>>716255885 (OP)
>galaxy is considered modern in the year 2000 + 25
whatever you say, grandpa. get off the computer and go back to bed.

>>716272629
Gaga's music mostly borrows from 80s nostalgia which is a thing pop music has been doing for 2 decades. What synths exactly aren't used in today's music? Dua Lipa released an 80s nostalgia album some years ago and its songs are on the radio.
The only "new" type of music that appeared in the 10s onwards is trap... wow.

>>716273614
If Galaxy was released today at 4K nobody would notice it's a 20 year old game

>>716259396
Paper mario on the N64 says hi

>>716271486
>reggaeton
DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO dadooda DOO

>>716274197
You would be able to tell it's from 2007 because it's soulful, unlike Odysheeit or Blunder.

>>716274125
If you can't hear it, I don't know what to tell you. The best way I can put it is by saying it has a more "video gamey" sound to it. Meanwhile songs like Crab Rave or What Does the Fox Say sound much more "iPhoney".

>>716274606
Goypop.

>>716274606
This doesn't really make any sense though, iphone isn't a music descriptor.
Video gamey? Chiptunes were in vogue in the early 2010s, what with Black Eyed Peas ripping off YMCK, even some reggaeton used NES bleep bloops. I think some songs can still include video game sounds, and chiptune itself has its own niche (see the pico scene in Japan).
But nah "iphony" isn't a descriptor.
Music production can vary... Though a lot of modern music is jarringly badly mixed due to compression and dynamic loss, but if we talk actual genres and music style... Yeah, not much changed. Still regaeton, still trap, still the same pop. You don't have drastical style changes between decades like progressive rock, to punk, to new wave, to glam to grunge that past decades saw. We're still listening to the same niggers and the same whores that we were listening in the 10s and 00s
Meme genres like vaporwave and bedroom pop may make some momentary buzz online but it's all so shallow and low effort and ironic/dishonest that it doesn't have lasting power and at best is just cannibalized by pop while it's still hot

>>716255885 (OP)
His 2 magnum opuses

>>716275061
>mogs shitwaker and troonlight princess
>mogs shitshine
ahhh so that’s why cubies hate him so much

>>716275464
it's why miyamoto and aonuma hate him too

>>716275464
>>716275680
where can I subscribe to read more fanfiction?

>>716276208
Stick around and you will see Cuckzumifags unironically say insane shit like him inventing Mario and Zelda. They are that deranged.

>>716257895
The movement is admittedly shit, though I still prefer it over 3D World's 2D Mario-esque movement with less moves. But it has the best pacing because it's entirely centered around platforming and action. It has the most clever and wacky platforming mechanics thanks to the gravity and space theme that you don't get to the same extent with other Mario games, and has a lot of variety overall. 3D World is also pure platforming but it felt dull in comparison, the levels have a lot of empty space and it was a huge step back in terms of innovation, all just to support more shitty multiplayer that makes it feel like a party game than a platformer.

>>716276208
>Has to sneak in story bits behind Miyamoto all the time to make the game palatable
>Gets demoted and locked into the Mario, a series which has next to no storytelling elements where he does not get to exercise any of his strengths.
>Hasn't been able to direct a game since 2007
>When suggesting to Aonuma that they should make a new Zelda game together he straight up responds with "no way."
They hate him cus they ain't him

>>716258883
>sunshit is garbage made for trannnys like cosmo wright and killed 3d marios for nearly a decade
how did it kill 3D Mario for nearly a decade when galaxy came out 5 years later and was considered one of the best games ever

>>716268825
Tf2 and left for dead came out too

When are we going to admit that Galaxy is the worst 3d Mario.
>Shit movement
>All style no substance
>Entire game is run around the planet and collect the star pieces to launch yourself to the next planet.
>Easiest 3d Mario
>Takes forever to select a star to play
>Shit hub world
>Long tutorial
>Shit powerups

>>716277614
because everything you listed is done demonstrably worse in mario shitshine

>>716277449
Source of that quote?

>>716277594
I LURVE hats and zombies :3D

The people have spoken.

Galaxy won.
Rosalina won.
Wii won.
Koizumi won.

Shitshine lost.
Bowser Jr. lost.
Shitcube lost.
Cubies lost their penises.
Shitamoto lost.

>>716255885 (OP)
>modern

That's a vintage game.

>>716278195
See: >>716274197

>>716278698
They would. Galaxy's style is very late 2000s, from the same era as Twilight Princess and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It was a time where companies were trying hard to be "modern", which ironically makes them feel more dated than anything else.

>>716256894
Yeah, I thought it was a great game. I enjoyed it when it came out

>>716277821
The quote anon is probably referring to is this interview where he offers to switch game series with Aonuma. He says "I'll make the next Zelda game, then you can enjoy playing it!" And then Aonuma firmly says "no way" then raughs
https://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/3ds/zelda-ocarina-of-time/1/7/

>>716277201
>it felt dull in comparison, the levels have a lot of empty space and it was a huge step back in terms of innovation
3D World is more fun in the moment to moment gameplay, it's the very definition of a baby game but it works. It's a huge celebration of Mario over the years taking concepts from several different games, mashing them together, and building upon those ideas and concepts as the game goes on. Not to mention it has fun power-ups. Galaxy has variety, but the variety comes in tons of gimmicks they drop after like two levels and you never see again and never build up any of the ideas it throws at you in more complex situations. The power-ups are all just bad. Bee Mario is complete garbage. Why do these open zone levels even exist if Mario moves like a snail. Why the fuck is the spring even in the game.

>>716279042
Based Aonuma. Keep that subhuman retard around from video games like the failed flim graduate he is.

>>716278856
They're still modern games, Galaxy even has free camera too. It would pass as a modern game with 4K textures

>developers joke around and make very tame banter on an interview
>anons create a fictional developer war inside of their head where they hate each other
Autism is wild

>>716280026
Yeah it was just a joke that he was booted off the sequel to Galaxy.

>>716280474
And thank God he was. We got a much better game.

>>716280474
Who got booted?

a /pol/ thread died for this

>>716279936
Galaxy has 8-directional movement. That's not a modern game.

>>716279042
>no, i'm not done ruining zelda yet
Nice, very cool.

>>716283702
I haven't played Odyssey. Are the controls that different? How?