Thread 716257149

Ok hear me out: graphic babymaking sex scenes with Jack.

Would that convince you to play ME4?

>tattoos
dropped

>coalburner whore
Lmao
No thanks

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald

Gross

>>716257149 (OP)
>Human woman
>in a sci-fi game
No. That's like going to a candy store to buy bread.

>>716257149 (OP)
If it was with Tali instead? yes

>>716257386
that's miranda

>>716257820
Only if you do the right thing and sabotage the Genophage cure so Mordin can spend his last years of life perfecting xeno/human compatibility.

>>716257740
As opposed to blue humans, hijab humans and ugly reptile humans?

>>716259838
Yes

>>716259838
Please understand, American sci-fi is created by and for midwit NPCs

>>716257149 (OP)
fine but only if she's a milf
she can keep the tats and arthoe look as long as she's got childbearing hips, a fat bubble butt and heavy milky tits

>>716257149 (OP)
Only if she's trying to make babies in my ass

>>716257149 (OP)
BWC slut

>>716259838
Yep. Even if the alien design is uninspired and too humanoid, its still better than a Human. But not by much.
>>716260202
Nyreen, or some other fem-Turian, should have been a squad mate in all three games. I would gladly sacrifice Ashley, Miranda and Thrust McSlabMeat for a Turian girl who sticks with you throughout the entire series.

>>716257740
Pastry bros….

>>716261954
White human women are the pastries of the cosmic candy store.

>>716257386
does banging batarians make her a coalburner?

>>716257149 (OP)
Dude, she's a rape victim, shits gaped.

>>716257149 (OP)
we are all buying the game for her

>>716263058
We can always get bionics for that

Way too many homosexuals in this thread

Human men are built for turian and krogan men

>>716257149 (OP)
>unstable, unpredictable schizo bitch with extreme childhood trauma
no thanks, this is the kind of woman who rips your dick off while you're sleeping

>>716257149 (OP)
>ME3 version
NIGGA YOU GAY

doing a playthrough right now

>banged ashley
>banged miranda

what did i mean by this

>>716262083
Soft, fluffy, and sweet?

>>716260329
>Americans dominate scifi
>no other country comes close
Keep your hail and well met faggotry, pussy. We own scifi and horror.

>>716264170
confirmed for having never played the games

jack is literally the only female companion with a positive character arc

>>716257820
tali will die if you cum inside her

>>716265113
perfection

>>716257149 (OP)
Graphic babymaking sex scenes with Garrus.

That depends, is she bald again?

>>716257149 (OP)
Make it Garrus instead and I'll play it.

>>716265113
She becomes immune to you by the third game due to all the sex you have with her, not even joking

>>716257149 (OP)
I dodn't biy or play inquisition or veilguard for Morrigan. Wont for another sex change endorsement device.
In memory. Biware have proven they don't deserve to change it. Not a continuance by it, but corruption, reolacement and rejecton. No. Morrigan was good, so was jack. Killing students possibly appealing but more like to be made to serve them as the only option. Part of what tortured jack.
And hunts mirrigan.

Game IRL to slay what does maybe. Save them from enemy.

>>716265108
not in my story, she died in ME2

I'm replaying ME right now, finished 1 and started 2 as Vanguard and noticed that there isn't any blood when shooting enemies up close. I distinctly remember that Asari had violet blood and Turians had blue blood, it was very visible from slow-mo when playing infiltrator. Does that only happen for snipers and not shotguns? Or did they remove blood in LE?

>>716260202
>Bioware wanted to make a more "laid back" ME game
>we could have had a game where you play as a new C-Sec guy fighting crime and bandits and smugglers on the Citadel with your cool femturian partner
>we could have had a game about small cargo ship haulers (again, (you) and a femtur) getting accidentally involved in some shit, spiralling into a big plot but with the possibility for humour to actually work here
>we could have had a game about a two-person bounty hunter squad capturing criminals across the galaxy
>...
>instead, we're sent off to Andromeda, we're reactivating some magic terraforming vaults so that humanity doesn't go extinct here, meanwhile there's one (1) new friendly alien race that's stoic more than anything but every lore text claims how open with emotions they are, and one (1) enemy alien race that's just generic bad guys but with a Onions Green tier twist
>oh and you're chasing after a macguffin because we haven't had enough of those with the Conduit
>oh and the writing sucks ass, and there are no quarians, elcor, vorcha, hanar or batarians either
>the new game will probably be a direct sequel to 3 so that all Recognisable(R) Widely Beloved(tm) characters (You), the Player(tm) are sure to recognise
I want off this planet.

Damn, didn't know about that filter. I am become newfag.

>>716263058
that just means she can cum from anal

>>716257149 (OP)
>babymaking
No. Hard, facialabuse-style maledom or go home.

>>716266351
Thanks for reminding of the nightmare world we currently reside in, Anon, I'm going to rewatch all the Vetra romance scenes tonight because of you.

>>716264345
The pull for hatefucking was too strong assuming you went the renegade path for Miranda's romance

My wife...

>>716257149 (OP)
No, I don't think there is anything that could convince me to touch ME again. Especially after Inquisition, Andromeda, Anthem and Veilguard. Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me twice, Shame on me. Fool me three times, kill me. Fool me four time, hunt down and kill all my family, friends and anyone who has ever talked to me.

>>716265113
Then she'll die having the best sex of her life.

>>716267139
yeah im renegade. i just rp'd it like my shep is an ass anyways.

>>716257149 (OP)
Nope, I'll be making strong purebred human children with Ashley to secure the future of our race.

>>716269129
Too bad about her being nuked to death on Virmire, heard she protected that bomb real good

>>716257149 (OP)
futa only

>>716260202
>>716266351
>>716266952
I hate this gay earth

>>716269129
Isn't Ashley half-black? Your children wouldn't be "purebred humans" by definition.

>>716271812
dont think its mentioned, the model just looks kind of hispanic.

>>716272485
She's swarthy and her voice actress is black. Spics don't usually have last names like "williams".

>>716266351
>Bioware wanted to make a more "laid back" ME game

Personally I just want another Mass Effect game like 2. Something that lets us play as a bounty hunter, explorer, random SPECTRE, etc. who just travels across the galaxy fighting bad guys and getting into fun adventures without the shadow the Reapers, Collectors, or any other universe ending big bad looming overhead.

>>716262937
batarians are more like space muslims

>>716257149 (OP)
I feel like sex in videogames is generally kinda' awkward and lame, IDK. I don't really get the appeal of romancing videogame characters because they generally seem kinda' like waxy automatons to me.

Not that I don't find jorquable characters fun tho, just dunno if I really ever feel like I need to see my character model awkwardly bump up against another one for a minute or two.

>>716274137
well you never do anyways.

>>716257149 (OP)
Jack is the type of girl you press your forehead against and stare into her eyes as you hold finger interlocking hands with in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

>>716257149 (OP)
Jack is the first time that I remember being repulsed by a female character in a videogame that you're supposed to view as a part of your "inner circle".

This stuff was definitely starting to creep out of the universities and into the industry in the 00s.

>>716277357
Jack is the type of woman who leaves the baby in the dumpster and lies about you raping her.

The idea that less feminine woman are kinder is pure feminist propaganda. Not every woman who tries to hone her femininity is a good woman, but I've never met a good woman who didn't try to hone her femininity.

>>716265357
Yes

>>716278754
why talk about a character from a series you've never played?

>>716279084
I played the first two games.

Women who look like that and have that kind of demeanor are literally never kind-hearted. Just like effeminate men are always deeply spiteful and authoritarian assholes who are hiding behind a veneer of harmlessness. Every single time.

She's disgusting and the archetype is propaganda.

>>716279371
You are a low IQ zoomer. Jack was never meant to represent some modern college feminist, she is a much older archetype of a girl that's tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

>>716279478
You can't read.

>>716279529
>You are a low IQ zoomer.

>>716257149 (OP)
Will she act extremely submissive like in all those SFMs?

>>716261842
Whites can only fuck fictional characters, sad!

>>716266351
insane missed opportunity that we didn't get different genre spinoffs while people still cared about the ME universe

>>716257149 (OP)
I don't know if I am as invested with baby making as some people are. I don't have an impregnation fetish, and in game, I don't think I'd send pregnant Jack in battle.
If you want to make a smut game, make a smut game like the Pilgrimage, where Jack and Miri stumble around the galaxy and get fucked by all sorts of aliens.
I don't know how Bioware can do anything meaningful with these characters. I would love to be proven wrong, but Mass Effect isn't the kind of IP I would spend $70 bucks on anymore. Unless you decanonize ME3.

>>716257149 (OP)
i dont know what ME4 is. Meat Enhancer? Mighty Engine? Mega Entertainment? what, nigger?

>>716279897
She is canonically submissive in bed going by her ME2 romance scenes.
>>716281402
How fucked in the head do you have to be to consider reproduction a fetish? kek

>>716266351
None of your ideas would sell. Not that Bioware is going to do better than that, but yours would also shelve the IP, shutter the studio, and send the employees to the unemployment line.
Maybe if you made them for $40m US, but that's not the games EA makes.

>>716281547
There's a difference between the person that agrees with this partner to have a child, or more, and the guy that goes "get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant".

>>716281806
Where in the OP does it say "get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant"?

>>716257149 (OP)
>Would that convince you to play ME4?
remove her hideous tattoos then yes. i don't care if it makes non biotic.

>>716281547
>How fucked in the head do you have to be to consider reproduction a fetish? kek
Liberal do be like that.

>>716281872
It is implied by the baby making part.
It's just regular sex otherwise.

>>716265896
It's true and it's unfathomably based.

>>716281547
>to consider reproduction a fetish?
Women call it breeding fetish.
Yes, I know.

>>716282342
You can have a breeding fetish, though. Where you're constantly fucked and getting impregnated again and again and again, and used as a breeding sow. You don't work, you practically don't get out of bed, you're just used to get fucked and pop out children. You could argue that's all women should be doing, but that's not true. Women can and should do all sorts of things. Like the dishes.

>>716282552
Evwn those über-religious women that have as many children as they can have normally can get past 6.
It's a fantasy.
But yes, women literally evolved to get fucked, but that's not the same argument.

>>716282723
*can't get past 6

>>716282183
Not all sex is done with the purpose of procreation. Or do you just live in an Amish village?

>>716282723
It's not just the religious nuts. There are absolute sluts out there that want to be knocked up 24/7. I mean, I know it takes a lot more than 24/7 to pop out a kid, but you get what I am saying.

>>716282963
Then it's not baby making sex, as OP said. That's just regular sex.

>>716283031
>Then it's not baby making sex, as OP said. That's just regular sex.
Anon, read the reply chain again.

Every character in this game looks like a shitty weg. Nothing in this shitshow makes my dick move in the slightest. Fuck all you faggots

>>716283031
Yes, I get it, that is why I say it's a fantasy.
Not as in sexual fantasy like getting tied up or having a threesome.
A fantasy as something that doesn't exist in reality. Like those dudes who cum to giant women crushing cities with their feet.

>>716283146
Anon, we gotta set a baseline here.
All sex can lead to baby making.
You can start with oral, you can start with anal, you can even use a condom if you want. So long as you finish in her pussy, and that's all regular sex. But there's nothing about that, which is specifically "baby making". What do you mean when you say baby making sex? Is this a mode to you? Do you chant? Do you say magic words? What do you do that is specifically baby making, and how is it different than just having sex? Whether I cum in the pussy or not, I don't do anything different. If you want to pie Jack, just creampie her. I don't understand the specificity of baby making, without the implication of shouting "get pregnant" like a fucking moron, because to me, that's the only thing that can be different to just about any other regular act of fucking your girlfriend.

>>716283296
I agree.
Oddly enough the only one I like is FemShep.

>>716283521
jesus christ you're actually autistic

>>716283659
thank you, that still doesn't answer what the fuck you mean by baby making sex specifically, when that's just sex. What's the fucking difference, you fucking moron?

>>716283651
You serious?

>>716283778
the purpose, tard

>>716257149 (OP)
Being able to personally beat Jack into a bloody pulp with our bare hands.

>>716257149 (OP)
>Would that convince you to play ME4?
i didn't play mass effect for romances
people that did are secondaries

>>716282342
only the hags from r/childfree use that shit unironically

>>716284047
She doesn't look that bad all of the time.

>>716284130
That changes nothing.
Which defeats the reason of specifying it.

>>716284196
There's a lot of women in the kink community or whatever that also call it that.
They even have a non-consensual version of it.
Women are so fucked up in the head.

>>716284229
That's a sidegrade, not an upgrade, and her porn looks worse.
Even then, if you agree that all ME characters look like WEG ones, but this >>716284047 doesn't ... what the fuck kind of WEGs have you been playing?

>>716284358
Tard, what the fuck are you talking about? OP just mentioned impregnation scenes, not that they are technically different from non-impregnation sex scenes.
Although if you want to get into the mechanics of it, the former would imply not using any birth control, always cumming inside and doing it during ovulation.

>>716284450
Nah, the porn looks good.

>>716284494
>impregnation scenes
So you just want to see Shepard creampie Jack.
Listen, my pet name for her is my little "Pyjack", pun intended. I can get behind it, but there's no way Bioware would say that.

>>716284361
That's different though. Having a fantasy about a chad billionaire werewolf pinning you down and filling your womb is not the same as thinking reproduction itself is a fetish.

>>716284689
I've vomited to close ups of her face.
No, it doesn't.
Yes, I actually threw up.
I get the same reaction as when I see a cockroach, but with less fear and more disgust, because femshep isn't as threatening as a cockroach.

>>716280508
Look up dating statistics

>>716284704
>So you just want to see Shepard creampie Jack.
Not just.

>>716284704
>say that
*Show that.

>>716284804
You sound like a raging faggot to me.

>>716257820
Best tali romance conclusion is the one where you pick the geth over quarians in me3

>>716284880
I'll stick with the humans, you can keep the freckle beast.
If that makes me a faggot, I will faggot every day, all day.

>>716285085
She gets a tour of Rannoch no one's seen in 400 years. Bitch should be grateful of the view.

>>716284868
If you wanna retire at least Jack from the franchise, then sure. But that can't be in the campaign. Like, you're not going to take the mother of your kids in life or death situations alongside you. I mean, you could, but you probably shouldn't. Is there a case for a married military couple that serve in the same unit and go on missions/patrols together? I don't think there is.

>>716257820
Shepard groomed her

>>716285789
You don't have the same gameplay structure as the previous games.
You can think of a scenario similar with Ana from metro exodus.

>>716285317
Exactly my point! Women..pfft

>>716268572
Youre likely playing it like a RINO
Aka, renegade in name only
Stop being a pussy, and be a true renegade

>>716285859
I've never played Metro Exodus, so enlighten me.

>>716257149 (OP)
>Ok hear me out: graphic babymaking sex scenes with Jack.
Unironically if ME4 showed Shep having kids with whoever love interest, I'd buy it day one.

>>716257149 (OP)
Maybe, but ME4 isn’t coming out for a long time, if ever.

>>716257149 (OP)
Baby making?
She wouldn't be a good mother. I don't want her to have my children.

>>716286867
She kinda shows that she will be a good mother in ME3, though.

>>716265108
She is truly someone with a positive attitude despite getting fucked by shepard on the first 'date' and killing her friend in the lab

>>716286508
The most likely outcome is that EA will starve it for budget, and kill all development, but not outright cancel it. It's the same thing that happened with the Dead Space studio.

>>716267253
Fatcat17 is a genius

>>716286312
desu i romance jack every time and am trying other paths

>>716272485
She is voiced by a nigger
There's a mod that turned her into one in game too. Shame the mod author didnt go all the way and make her fat like her real actress was. Maybe the tranny modders is fatphobic

>>716287009
>killing her friend in the lab
That guy was not her friend. Jack thought all the kids in the facility were dicks that ignored her, until she found out literally during the mission that they could neither see nor hear her. Still she doesn't know the guy, and doesn't care for him.

>>716287083
While I do prefer the more consensual route he's chose for the ME stuff, I would have liked it if it wasn't all so plain.
I do appreciate the Cerberus color toenails on Miranda, though. I thought that was a nice touch.

>>716285843
literally she is like 16 for quarians and alone and desperate in 1

but bioware is retarded making her with those hips like nobody's gonna notice

>>716265357
Yes, but with male Shepard.
>"But two males can't procreate!"
Doesn't mean we can't try. Over and over again.

>>716257820
Based>>716265113
False See >>716265896
>>716282193
Based beyond being based

If tali being inseminated by BHC is in ME4, I'm in.

>>716283651
Femshep belongs in r34, not on the battlefield

>>716287009
double confirmed for having never played the game, neither of the things you said are true >>716286378
she's your wife and you get tons of scenes together as well as share the same camp, but she is not a combat companion

>>716287087
If youre romancing others, then fuck jack on day one for old times sake, and let half your team die
That's what I'm doing rn

>>716257149 (OP)
>personality of a 15 year old girl
>OP puts his dick in his hand
Hmm

>>716287178
I didnt know what to call him as I didnt remember his name
>>716288124
What is objectively false?
Other than the guy not being her friend, he was in the base with her, she can kill him, and your interactions can lead to an early sex under the stairs with her
Imagine gate keeping this hard for a failed franchise

>>716287507
If ME4 doesn't have Rannoch crawling with Tali and Shepard's crossbreeding hell spawn I and I many others will riot.

>>716288252
The casual sex scene cuts off her romance.

>>716287271
I didnt notice those, what color are they?
Got a screenshot?
My plans are to fuck tali, and then fuck the quarians later
Dont think I can get a Miranda romance this time

>>716288338
That's exactly my point
Be a true renegade, instead of a pussy rino

>>716288421
What point? I was clarifying that what you were referring to wasn't a "date".

>>716257149 (OP)
You must be joking anon. The ME remakes couldn't even handle fully clothed miranda ass.

>>716259838
YES.

>>716257149 (OP)
Fixed.

>>716288480
Technically, anytime I fuck, its a date
Egerytime I dont, its not

>>716259838
>>716288537
>blue humans
Speaking of, I’m pleasantly surprised Children of Infinity is keeping full on campy slut Syreen.

>>716288351
Primarily orange with black tips.
It's in the Consulate video, where frecklebeast and almost all the waifus except Jack and Tali are restrained.
You get a first shot at them around the 1 minute mark, but you get a better view when Jack toys with Miranda at the 6 minute mark.

>>716289543
>no tattoos
>covered up chest
>hair
Why not just pick Tali at that point?

>>716291989
Ohhh, you meant the fatcat vid
I legit thought for a sec that her toenails are visible with the logo on her nails in her sex scene in game

>>716292232
No, that would have been too based for Bioware to do.

>>716292573
From what I remember, bioware's og romance plans were way too zesty but shelved after some retard went to fox saying mass effect was a sex simulator (he later admitted he didnt actually play the game)

What about buff asari females

Don't snort into your yoghurt, folks.
Accidents can get messy.

>>716257149 (OP)
why would you do that? it's like knocking up a hooker

>>716257149 (OP)
Faggoty goonerism was the death of bioware. Literally slop

>>716257149 (OP)
No.
Making it a good game would convince me to play ME4, but they'd never do that.