Thread 716261597 - /v/ [Archived: 33 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:53:05 AM No.716261597
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>every single unlockable outfit for Pauline except one lacks shoes entirely
>she also has multiple voice lines talking about being barefoot
they really did not need to bring so much attention to that
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:57:14 AM No.716261851
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>>716261597 (OP)
nintendo knows loli feet sell
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:58:21 AM No.716261931
>>716261597 (OP)
deserves merciless tickling
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:00:13 AM No.716262062
The way they handled Pauline in this is bizarre coming from the company that's so protective of their IPs they had a melty when the Super Crown led to a bunch of horny fan content. Even my normie gf said the Pauline and DK relationship feels like fetish content
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:02:10 AM No.716262206
>>716261851
What is this expression and jester meant to convey
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:03:10 AM No.716262273
Barefoot adult pauline when?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:03:21 AM No.716262286
>>716262062
being unironic for a moment how does it feel like fetish content exactly? It's a fairly standard trope for a smaller character to be protected by a bigger stronger one.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:04:32 AM No.716262381
>>716261597 (OP)
Nintendo knows what sells
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:05:17 AM No.716262427
>>716262206
>jester
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:07:55 AM No.716262612
>>716262062
>Even my normie gf said the Pauline and DK relationship feels like fetish content
That's projection. She probably used to read fanfics in secret.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:10:43 AM No.716262817
>>716262062
Chinks cornered the safe horny market so they're going for safe pedo now.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:15:51 AM No.716263172
>>716262286
I mean outside of just the general ape fucks tiny girl fetish shit there's tons of weird things that if not explicit at least feel too easy to read into. Yeah things like DK constantly doing an ahegao and Pauline having weird dialogue like moaning and complaining that her feet are slimy with mud when you take a nap and cut to a black screen can just be said to be harmless and on the viewer for taking it that way. But it feels like it's everywhere in this, "intentional" or not. I'm more surprised nobody at Nintendo brought it up because my point was moreso that Nintendo is super methodical about sanitizing the shit out of their IPs, especially Mario
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:16:30 AM No.716263225
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>>716261597 (OP)
She's a child, children go barefoot all the time without thinking twice about it!
Quit lewding the loli!!!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:26:14 AM No.716263918
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>>716261597 (OP)
>Let's make a character that is a child, barefoot, provactive, and market it to minors and pedophiles. This will sell our game.

Japan hasn't changed, still run by degenerates.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:28:10 AM No.716264071
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>use the bed
>pauline starts talking about DKs dirty gorilla feet and her own dirty feet
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:29:00 AM No.716264129
can someone post the gif/webm of pauline making cute faces?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:31:04 AM No.716264260
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>>716264129
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:31 AM No.716264369
>>716264260
based anon delivers
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:40:04 AM No.716264834
>>716264260
They knew exactly what the fuck they were doing.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:41:59 AM No.716264972
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>>716262273
I think the olympic games had her barefoot in swimsuit and leotard?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:43:22 AM No.716265069
wait until you learn about tickle academy
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:28 AM No.716265202
>>716264260
Does she even do these expressions in game? I don't remember seeing them.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:12 AM No.716265340
jester
jester
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>>716262427
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:33 AM No.716265432
>>716262427
Yes the jester sir, another words, how does the face looks like sir?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:41 AM No.716265442
>>716264260
Why doesn't she have freckles as an adult? I'm not complaining because honestly freckles look fucking gross.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:52:51 AM No.716265750
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>>716261597 (OP)
they wanted to beat capcom to the punch
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:55:25 AM No.716265930
>>716265442
Some people lose theirs as they get older, or she's covering them with make up.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:58:00 AM No.716266102
>>716265750
>game in development for 6-8 years
>gets BTFO by Nintendo in less than 6 months
Based Nintendo, showing all the other developers who's boss.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:00:45 AM No.716266286
>>716265069
Aaaand now I'm on a list. Thanks a lot, fuckwad.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:02:57 AM No.716266438
>>716266286
what is it?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:14:46 AM No.716267225
>>716261597 (OP)
I think you are mentally ill, they did that as an obvious reference to diddy/dixie.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:15 AM No.716268203
>>716264834
Well yeah theyade a whole game
Hard to do that by accident
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:53:53 AM No.716269920
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>>716261597 (OP)
Her adult Pauline costume with makeup solidified this game as hebe kino
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:07:49 AM No.716270941
>>716269920
the knew what they were fucking doing
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:15:42 AM No.716271456
>>716261597 (OP)
It draws attention to her personality โ€” being hyper and tomboyish. There's nothing sexual or weird about it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:22:13 AM No.716271987
oh boy another nintendo thread
bright colorful smiling children's characters, and children's games with dumbed down mechanics. It's so silly and fun you guys.

Seriously shouldn't games like this be in the kid's section of the wallmart store? Right next to the baby bottles and Veggitales and shit? Why is this stuff so mainstream?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:24:40 AM No.716272170
>>716261597 (OP)
who actually enjoys running around outside barefoot
why do they think shoes were even invented
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:47:31 AM No.716273897
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>>716272170
her apparently
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:49:05 AM No.716274008
>>716272170
I'd sarcastically ask if you've ever interacted with children before, but considering the kind of thread you're posting in I'm really hoping that you haven't.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:50:25 AM No.716274089
>>716274008
Is anyone here going to talk about video games?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:52:08 AM No.716274203
>>716261597 (OP)
Itโ€™s just big monkey protecting little monkey. They did bare feet for there to be more of a bond since weโ€™re so close to them anyway
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:53:25 AM No.716274289
>>716274008
i'd sarcastically ask i you've ever walked through a forest barefoot before, but considering the kind of thread you're posting in i'm really hoping that you haven't.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:13:23 AM No.716275585
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>>716261597 (OP)
bare feet with rolled up jeans is kino
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:15:12 AM No.716275697
>>716269920
>Makeup on an 8 year old
Nintendo...
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:22:14 AM No.716276132
>>716275697
She's 13
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:22:38 AM No.716276164
>>716276132
Out of 10
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:25:08 AM No.716276334
you people are all deranged pedophiles there's literally nothing weird about her design
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:26:41 AM No.716276439
>>716264260
Why does this exist?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:48:48 AM No.716277971
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>>716269920
>nail polish too
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:50:18 AM No.716278084
>>716277971
Pretty sure netflix made a show about this.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:12:01 AM No.716279454
>>716269920
The "totally just a shortstack" xitter artists are going to have a blast with this one,right before getting cancelled for drawing fictional children
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:15:55 AM No.716279710
leader of the bunch
leader of the bunch
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>>716262062
Everybody is gonna say its coincidence or youre crazy but i beat the game 100% and some of the sounds and dialogue pauline has is honestly suspect even ignoring her Lady and Singer outfits.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:32:42 AM No.716280781
>>716279710
Why is he looking at Diddy like that for?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:34:36 AM No.716280901
>>716280781
diddy called him an ape
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:37:45 AM No.716281089
>>716265202
Must be photo mode
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:40:47 AM No.716281248
>>716264260
I want to pinch her cheeks
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:42:33 AM No.716281353
>>716280901
Diddy shouldn't be talking, he's the only non-ape in the group
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:42:52 AM No.716281371
>>716279710
DK looks like Homer Simpson now
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:43:33 AM No.716281408
>>716281248
i want to clap them
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 5:45:07 AM No.716281505
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>>716262062
Its a classic big nigga little nigga duo and its just a normal friendship. DK already has a girlfriend waiting for him at home. Your GF is a dude so im not surprised he mistakes something innocent for groomer behavior.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:25:46 AM No.716283939
>>716266102
pretty sure the whole problem was that the game was initially meant as a training project for interns and new hires
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:33:37 AM No.716284434
i liked her more when she was a rock
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:36:05 AM No.716284609
>>716284434
Why?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:40:36 AM No.716284926
I'm gonna impregnate her
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:41:08 AM No.716284962
>>716265442
>honestly freckles look fucking gross
Most incorrect opinion of all time
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:41:19 AM No.716284975
>>716262062
DK and Pauline is LITERALLY Nintendo just aping the relationship dynamic from Wreck-it-ralph. You have to be severely mind broken from porn to see it as a fetish thing.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:41:37 AM No.716284993
she should be 400,000ft tall
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:42:39 AM No.716285067
>>716284609
weird creature is cooler than weird child
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:52:42 AM No.716285714
Inserted_14
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>>716262062
Try reading the developer interview, you can easily see the logic that led up to this.
>Hey, DK looks like a big brown blob from the back in this 3D game, what do?
>Give him pants and hair dyes. May as well add different ties, draw up some clothing options for him.
>Dude check out this drawing of DK as a zebra, isn't it funny?
>Yeah, let's put that in the game. Make DK turn into a bunch of different animals actually.
>Why don't we give each transformation its own theme song too? It should have vocals too.
>Hey, why not have Pauline sing those? We're already putting her in the game since she's as much a Donkey Kong character as a Mario one.
>But how is she going to sing them in the game?
>Make her ride DK! That way she can sing any time.
>But she's too tall for that.
>Then make her smaller.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:57:40 AM No.716286024
She is too cute
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:14:58 AM No.716286934
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>>716261597 (OP)
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:41:57 AM No.716288414
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>>716263172
>I mean outside of just the general ape fucks tiny girl fetish shit
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:42:00 AM No.716288420
>>716277971
Eyeshadow, lipstick, nail polish on both fingers and toenails, bros...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:28:14 AM No.716290806
>>716262612
She probably went home and wrote one.