Thread 716264729

hey go do that internet autism thing and tell me who the celebrities are based just on their silhouettes.

>>716264729 (OP)
i'm pretty sure that's beavis and butthead

>>716264729 (OP)
Kenny and Spenny

>>716264729 (OP)
that's feed and seed

>>716264729 (OP)
Right one is gary oldman

>>716265421
Oh shit, we gonna kill Dracula?

>>716264729 (OP)
Tony hawk?

>>716264729 (OP)
thats 'stein on the left and trump on the right

>>716264729 (OP)
The right is Jerma

>>716264729 (OP)
Tom hardly..Chris Hemsworth?

i actually saw the casting call for this in video game hollywood when it came out and the criteria was entirely based on how viscerally you could hate trump during the audition so there were alot of voodoo doll caricatures and forensic re-enactements of murdering him but yeah it's going to be woke

>>716264729 (OP)
I think it's Alexander Skarsgaard and Gary Oldman.

>>716266158
All of the celebrity targets have somehow been related to their movie careers. You're gay.

>>716264729 (OP)
the celebrity ETs are the worst thing to come out of nu-hitman

Right is Troy Baker.

t. played Death Stranding

louis theroux on the left

>>716264729 (OP)
I sure hope that neither of these two celebrities are ever involved in a public scandal resulting from something either in the past or the future which could cause IOI to cut/delist their content from the game/store because of "feelings" or "modern sensibilities"

>>716266802
>remote scottish island
>noteworthy targets include:-
>black women
>irish politicians
sasuga ioi but i yearn for more ex-mossad targets

>>716264762
>heheehehehehhe. Cool cool!

we need more jewish targets

>>716264729 (OP)
Did they ever bring back old elusive targets? I always held a grudge against this game for time-gating content.

>>716264729 (OP)
Right looks like Christian Bale
Left looks like Madd Mikklesen, but he's already in Hitman so IDK

>>716269803
kinda, elusive target arcade lets you play the unique levels with a 12hour cooldown if you fail but also they group them up into sort of a mini escalation mission

>>716269803
>Did they ever bring back old elusive targets?
Sometimes they do at random. Or you can just give IOI the bird and use Peacock server emulator to play them whenever you want.

>>716269803
I fucking hate this game with a passion because of it's time-gated content and always online requirements for what is a 100% single player game.
I will never buy it because of that even though it looks fun.

these f aggot devs took my money and delisted the game and its impossible to play now

>>716264729 (OP)
Elijah Woods on the left. Jake Gyllenhaal on the right.

>>716264729 (OP)
Right is clearly Christian Bale reprising his American Psycho role
Left I don't really know, has really stron Tobey Maguire vibes but guy hasn't been relevant for years now.

>>716266345
This. It could be cool, but the time gated shit and then it's gone forever is some absolute bullshit.

>>716264729 (OP)
Feed and Seed

>new celebrities
waste of money

>>716271537
It's not gone forever, it's just free for a limited time. You can buy the celebrity packs as DLCs to have permanent access, except for Connor McGregor since he got cancelled.

>>716264729 (OP)
I moved on a long time ago but I'm happy for anyone still playing WoA. Fun game.

>>716271793
Nobody is still playing it, that's why they're releasing these, to get people to come back and maybe drive some extra sales before 007 comes out.

>>716271954
This is fucking ridiculous. Hopefully they release a complete edition when they finally sunset the game after First Light releases and make everything work offline.

>>716271863
I'm assuming some retard out there must be playing it still. Are you?

>>716272083
>Are you?
Yes, but only because they released the Sapienza mission for free for a day for some reason and I liked it so I finally bought the base game during the Steam summer sale.
All these free promos and additions are just for that, to drive new sales.

>>716272079
Pirate if possible, or get the Deluxe edition on sale. It's the only option. Standard gets you nearly everything you need but the Danish decided to put two story levels locked in Deluxe and they're both really great levels.

>>716272420
I bought the standard because the deluxe was barely on sale during the steam sale while the sale on the standard and part one versions were massive. It does seem like a lot of stuff is missing and blocked off though. Kind of a ripoff.

>>716272554
You're gonna regret that. The only way to get all the deluxe content is to buy the game again.

>>716272554
Standard edition is absolutely a scam. You get an incomplete story mode and I don't think the two other campaigns (Sarajevo Six and Patient Zero) are included either.

>>716272812
No, scratch that. Patient Zero campaign is included. No idea about Sarajevo Six.

>>716272812
>Sarajevo Six and Patient Zero
Sarajevo Six isn't in Deluxe Edition either.
>>716272783
You can buy the deluxe upgrade for $30, the difference between the standard and deluxe version's prices.

>>716271704
i think it's funny that whenever you see it brought up people pretend that they actually care that he got cancelled and that it's a good thing the content is gone. pure virtue signalling

>>716273001
>Sarajevo Six isn't in Deluxe Edition either.
That's weird. I'm not about to reinstall and check though. I know I played through it.

>>716273053
>guy allegedly raped a woman 20 years ago
>noooo you can't brutally murder him in a video game! He's cancelled!!!!!
Ironic.

Why is the newest game online and with limited events anyway?

>>716273118
There are 8 DLCs not in the Deluxe Edition. Sarejevo Six and the four celebrity DLCs have to be bought separately.

>>716273240
To promote FOMO and drive sales.

>>716273381
>and drive sales
But it feels like I've missed almost the entire game. Why would that make me inclined to buy it?

>>716273001
The Hitman 2 Expansion is the only thing worthwhile and has cruical bits of the story.
Better to buy it separately with the standard version for less.

>>716273537
>But it feels like I've missed almost the entire game.
Very few things are time-gated. The celebrity missions that are limited time aren't actually limited, they're just free for a limited time, you can buy them for $5 a pop and they occasionally come back for free. Other stuff like consmetics and escalations can be modded back in.

>>716273537
i think a persons responds to fomo is one of the most reliable npc indicators. even though it is hard to believe, most "people" fall for for fomo.

>>716264729 (OP)
Michael Scofield and Agent Mahone

>>716271954
>>716272079
How to buy Bald Assassin Man:

>>716272079
They are never ever going to give you an offline mode. I think they'll still pump out these small DLCs for Hitman when 007 comes out. They've already included FOMO content for 007 in Hitman WOA. They're not going to stop doing that.

>>716269803
they cycle them around all the time

You only need to complete one per map for the suit reward and there's a lot of them that share maps so you're bound to get all the suits eventually.