Thread 716268486

Great game, but why are the load times so long? Also not very long, but great replay value.

>>716268486 (OP)
>why are the load times so long
>poorfag doesn't have legs that can vertical leap to the top

>>716268758
just make your own fun

>>716268486 (OP)
Just find a low population server.

>>716268758
Distance jump pvp carries this.

>>716268758
Fantastic gameplay loop once you get going, though.

Is this the ultimate casual filter?

>>716268486 (OP)
That thing looks like it would topple over in a slight breeze

>>716269969
turns out steel is a resilient metal, who knew

For a casual game, the competitive scene really insane

>>716269424
>game has fall damage

>>716270101
The supports look dodgy as hell, I wouldn't get anywhere near that thing

>>716270101
until the fat kid wants a turn

>game has yellow paint
its like it was made for toddlers

>>716269424
>Hanging upside down ability

>>716268486 (OP)
Slides like this existed when i was a kid. They terrified me even then. Other novel playground apparatus: two uprights with three tires on a axle between the two. You were supposed to stand on the tires while holding on to the handles of the uprights, then start running (tires rotated freely). These were installed over a sand pit for safety.

>>716269424
I could never do those as a skinny child, but as a overweight man I can easily do them forever.

>>716272862
>game has a time skip where the world becomes worse

>>716268758
>he never swung over the bar
kek casul

>>716273159
This was done intentionally. They made the interiors as boring as possible so people would be less inclined to eat in, meaning less time/money spent on cleanup. Also less children which means significantly less time/money on cleanup.

Why is the meta for this game so stale? Every match I'm in ends in a tie.

>>716268758
Way better in CO-OP

>>716274334
It's fun if you make a smurf account and stomp newbies who don't know the meta yet.

>>716269424
My arms were too weak as a kid to do this so I'd just grab one bar and hang there until I fell

>>716271420
Thanks doc.

>>716270346
>that kid who thought the plastic guards to protect your hands were the "grips" you were supposed to hold onto

This thread gave me a good laugh thanks /v/

>>716270346
haha your school was poor

>>716269424
>talk shit about casuals
>no lava pit or spikes in his picture
>no fireballs alternatively jumping up from the pit below to hit you
>no electricity going through the bars
>no timer with the whole structure collapsing if you take too long ( QTE at the end before you jump into an helicopter )


GET the FUCK outta here

>>716269424
Could skip one or two bars at a time and do them backwards. Could climb on top like spiderman too but that was scary sometimes.

>>716269670
Hate this game.

>>716272859
grip strength

Peak worldbuilding.

>>716272859
>>716275497
aren't kids supposed to have insane grip strength compared to their body weight or something?

>>716275594
>aren't kids supposed to have insane grip strength compared to their body weight or something?
Only newborns and one year olds

>>716275539
the dark souls of playgrounds

>>716271679
they canned this game when I was in elementary around 3rd grade and didn't play it again until high school because pussy ass board of education removed rubber balls then removed foam balls then removed dodgeball itself.

>>716275752
our school got around that by buying a bunch of pool noodles, cutting them in half, and having everyone sword fight (you could only hit each other in the legs)

>>716275539
What do they eat?

>>716276007
Pebbles

>>716275539
Anor Londo wasn't very good

>>716275567
I swear the gumballs on these mascot popsicles were never aligned correctly.

>>716275539
My city had one of these that was, like, five times bigger than this. It was absolutely insane and had a bunch of soulful shit like engraved bricks and what have you. Then, I shit you not, they demolished it a few years back and replaced it with some globohomo chinkium for ipad toddlers. Positively ghoulish. Thanks for reminding me.

>>716268758
>easy to learn
>hard to master

Did anyone else have these? You would throw a ball in on top, and it would come out one of the three exits. What the FUCK were they called???

>>716269424
My elementary school had one like this but instead of side to side, the bend was up/down. By far the hardest we had.

>>716277664
>need to go to the park to do crunches

>>716275539
I went to one of these in Massachusetts and it blew my tiny child brain.

I really need to reconstruct one for the children of tomorrow... They need to know.

>>716275539
If I had seen one of these at this size as a lad I never would have left.

>>716277605
I know exactly what you're talking about but I also have no idea.

>>716278596
>The great thing about working out isn't beating my personal bests, i'ts showing everyone in public that I am

>>716272456
Man, man...

>>716272674
>day 1 hype mechanics that don’t work any more or they never reset the server

>>716277605
Apparently it's called "funnel ball"

>>716274628
I have actually never seen these at any park before. Were these banned or some shit?

>>716268758
>>716269670
>>716274628
"I don't want to play that game anymore"

>>716270435
>start mining for resources
>fucking pubbies join
>no solo or invite only option
get the fuck out of my mine you thieving cunts

>>716279441
god bless your heart

>>716278596
leg brace helps keep u from fucking up your back

>>716268758 >>716269424 >>716269670 >>716270346 >>716270435 >>716271420 >>716271679 >>716271935 >>716272338 >>716272456
anyone else how OP's joke is that it's a something you could read out of a review, yet everything after it is just the bot-tier ">game has X" format? /v/ has gotten so witless over the years.

>>716280097
Yes. Stupid kids started getting their arms and legs stuck under them and torn apart.

>>716272859
your legs are not supposed to be touching the ground

>>716282226
Brevity is the soul of the wit doe

>>716283171
>soul's wit has brevity

I feel like I'm smelling a fire, any idea what the cause of the smell could be?

>>716282226
>>anyone else how OP's joke is that..
esl-kun, at least bots use correct english

>>716284092
Did you burn your toast?

>>716284817
No I think a car is burning outside