Thread 716273904

What's the video game equivalent?

>>716273904 (OP)
Shooters. Staple of the vidya industry, and all entries in this genre are largely the same but with different toppings.

a much maligned but genuinely great variation on a beloved classic? hmm, tough one

Dark Souls 2. Most people don't prefer/like it, but the ones who do FUCKING LOVE IT.

>>716273904 (OP)
Any shitty JRPG made with RPGMaker

>>716274019
maligned by midwits*

>>716273904 (OP)
Dark Souls 2

>>716273904 (OP)
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

>>716273904 (OP)
>vidya, thats not actually vidya, but just in the shape of vidya
movie games

>>716273904 (OP)
roguelites

>>716273904 (OP)
smash bros, hear me out

>trying to be something its not
>good in its own way
>relentlessly mocked by the community it wants to be part of

>>716273904 (OP)
Platformers. It's the classic go to you can always come back to and enjoy.

>>716273904 (OP)
That's not enough cheese. Where's the cheese?

It's mobile games you retards
Deep dish pizza is tourist food that nobody local actually cares for and is a sure sign you aren't from the city
just like mobile games are only played by retards who don't actually play games

Any open world game
Too much filler with mediocre substance

>>716274647
I’m sorry you live in Chicago

>>716274020
>proper duel wielding
>no weapon arts/ashes of war bound to a mystical blue bar
>Power stance aka paired duel wielding, Elden Ring tries to emulate this but misses out on the variety of combinations possible
>3 DLC each with a 'co-op' boss made to use summons for, friends or NPC (Gank squad, Blue Smelter, Zallen and Lud) all entirely optional (only gank squad has no worthwhile reward for some reason)
>multi-path world giving the options without being empty world like ER
>Peak fashion
>fair amount of classic gimmick bosses but also the modern 'artorias'-like boss (Executioner Chariot compared to Velstadt for example)
>Vast array of weapons with movesets not always dependent on their class
>Shield poking with a halberd
>unique music for bosses rather then all grand orchestra like post everything bloodborne and beyond
>Somehow one of the least terrible character creators (DeS,Ds1 and Ds3 have fucking ugly character creators)
>COLOR
>Shields are useful but not Super OP like Ds1 (instant parry on all) (and not ass like Ds3 or non-existent in BB)
>Can move out of the way of many attacks with reasonable skill required due to speed of game rather then roll
>Bows are usable
>Auxiliary healing system with slow regen rather then freeze in place instant health estus allowing for strategizing around your two ways of healing (I admit you can carry far too many lifegems at a time, should be like 20 at most rather then 99)
I just like it too, I have really fucking bad eyes even with glasses and it's dated (even for it's time) visuals that prioritize artstyle help me see. i can't see fucking shit in bloodborne, motion blur + 30 fps turns into grey-sludge onscreen

>>716274902
sorry you can't eat the best sandwich in the world
the bear show attracted a bunch of faggots to it but still

Detroit style > deep dish > thick crust > thin crust > New York style

>>716275142
that looks like my wife's blown out pussy

>>716275178
agreed

>>716273904 (OP)
MMOs and Looter Shooters

>>716274647
Uno and Chicago itself ruined its own invention.

>>716275142
my philly cheesesteak mogs

>>716275178
>thick crust not dead last
enjoy your glorified bread

>>716275142
>throw a bunch of greasy steak and feet-tasting jalapenos into an oily bun
>WE HAVE THE BEST SANDWICH IN THE WORLD
kek

>>716274020
>>716274161
As much as I hate Chicago Pizza and love DS2 this is probably the best answer anyone is going to get from this thread.

>>716274520
It’s under the sauce

>>716275232
>American
I'm an American from North Jersey but I lived in Sweden for long enough to know that not even the most retarded American would order or serve that, this is some Euro horror

>>716275142
wow. It's a donner kebab

>>716274260
All the same ingredients are there, a Chicago pie just puts them on backwards from a new york or Detroit style.

>>716275327
giardiniera doesn't have jalapenos in it fucking retard
and the "oil" is juice from the meat you soak the bread in
holy shit just go eat your tendies you moron

>>716275553
there's jalapenos right there in the image bro

>>716275441
Best Chicago pizza is this one where they don't follow their own rules

>>716273904 (OP)
>A pizza pie that is more like a pie pizza
Probably anything made by David Cage, since he makes video games that are more like game videos

>>716275232
Hawaiian pizza is actually Canadian oddly enough

>>716275608
those are sport peppers you drooling faggot
you don't know a single thing about food shut the fuck up

>>716273904 (OP)
>all of the ingredients present and in abundance but made in a way that is overall detrimental and of lower quality than the original configuration

>>716275553
oh you order the bland shit
hot giardiniera is made with jalapenos and serranos

>>716275717
And Canadian bacon is an American invention.

>>716275553
>>716275772
what makes chicagoans so abrasive and insufferable

>>716275850
lol you aint seen nothing yet just wait until he gets started on hot dogs

>>716273904 (OP)
>Chicagays will look you in the face and call this "pizza"

>>716275772
>Sport peppers are small, green, pickled chili peppers from the Capsicum Annuum family
>Jalapeño peppers are a cultivar of the Capsicum annuum species, a common and popular chili pepper
So a pickled jalapeno, silly me, Mr Food Expert.

>>716275849
>The name was created when this product was first imported from Toronto to New York City.
true patriots fact checked this on wikipedia and deemed it FALSE

>>716275850
Their claim to fame is a polished giant bean
They can't even >muh 9/11 like New Yorkers can
I think they also had an incident where their own fan blocked them from winning the World Series
They don't have the museums or restaurants of Manhattan, the pretty Latinas of Miami or the snobbery of LA.
Its just a trash city that I sometimes mix up with Detroit in my head, but at least Red Wings makes good boots.

>>716275232
Is this an ad for the new Hellraiser game?

>>716275996
The term is American, they don't call it that in Canada. Just like if you go to a coffee place in Italy, and order a latte they'll give you cup of milk.

>>716275979
>make completely retarded statement
>google what it is in a panic
>ACHUALLEEEE THEY ARE VERY SIMILAR SO YOU ARE WRONG
literally the reddit strategy because you can't admit you are retarded
retard

>>716276186
Googling only helped confirm my original assessment, you are coping on technicalities for your shit food. Which is the real reddit strategy. Lmao

>>716273904 (OP)
>USA got italians 100 years ago and has shitloads of unique regional pizzas
Did anywhere else get their own Pizzas? I heard loads of latin american countries got loads of italians they have any pizzas? Europe, at least Catholic Europe had a thousand years to get Italians are there French, Spanish, Portuguese, Irish or Polish pizzas? (Europe is like only the size of texas so they oughta have)

Or does only Italy and Murika develop unique pizzas?

my favorite topping is bacon

>>716276105
I thought their claim to fame was gangster shit from the turn of the century. So basically being a cleaner Detroit.

>>716276317
Like some other anon said Sweden has a variety of weird and frankly disgusting pizzas but they also eat surstromming so that might just be Scandi autism

>>716276352
if I'm making pizza at home I'll consider bacon as a topping since it's great, but I'll never order it since stringy not crispy bacon is the fucking worst

>>716276317
Brazilians got "porco pizza" which is a normal pizza but instead of bread, they use an entire barbecued hog.

>>716276352
I like sausage, onions and garlic, but it has to be a very specific amount of garlic because too much overpowers everything else and makes the pizza taste bad.

>>716274030
The ol kemco special

>>716276401
Maybe but its far overshadowed by The Five Families and even the New Jersey Crime Family (and Philly). Things like the V-Day Massacre and the Untouchables are cool but theyre lost in time to tears in rain more recent incidents. The last time they were relevant in terms of organized crime was when Geraldo opened Capones vault on live TV after hyping it up and it was empty. Its not a relevant city at all

>>716276521
holy PEAK

>>716276286
>technicalities
because the recipe calls for that pepper moron
you gonna substitute mayo in a recipe with miracle whip too? or margarine instead of butter?
>BUT THEY ARE SIMILAR LMAO
please stop talking it's embarrassing

>>716276521
el pizza de porcoco
uma delicia

>>716276352
That's cheating, bacon can be put on damn near everything. There are people that put it on ice cream.

>>716273904 (OP)
Pizza Tower

>>716276521
el porco estretchy

>>716276656
i cant help it, it makes the whole pizza taste good

>>716275232
People dog on Hawaiian but the best pizza topping combo is
Pineapple/Jalapeno/Pepperoni/(and either sausage or bacon)

>>716273904 (OP)
I've never had one of these. Are they good?

>>716276629
you actually can substitute miracle whip for mayo and margarine for butter
you can also substitute sriracha for sambal olek or gochujang, and miso for doubanjiang

>>716276796
I agree with this except mayo and miracle whip, MW is sweet and almost tangy while mayo has a more "solid" and "bold" taste. I would not make tuna or egg salad with MW.

>>716273904 (OP)
NRS games

>>716276629
>because the recipe calls for that pepper moron
>put jalapeno in vinegar
>call it a sport pepper
>ITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
please stop talking, it's embarrassing
I would much rather eat an Italian or Spanish rissoto that that slimy slop, and it would taste miles better too. No one won a Michelin Star serving oily bread, pickled jalapenos and sloppy beef remains.

>>716276753
At the end of the day it's a form of pizza. If you like pizza you'll most likely enjoy deep dish. If there's a pizza joint where you live that also sells by the slice they most likely will have a deep dish option as well.

>>716276753
It's a deep dish pizza where you assemble it in reverse, cheese and toppings on the bottom, sauce on top.

>>716275441
>Detroit style.
Had to look this up because I had no idea what Detroit style looks like. It's literally just Little Caesars Pizza lol

>>716276753
surprisingly so, yeah. it's really weird getting full from one slice of pizza though. and it's a very different experience from normal pizza. it's a once in a while change of pace, not your weekly friday night pizza

>>716276753
It is. I'm from Manhattan so I can only admit this as an anon but its a good pizza. Its not as good as our pizza, but its solid.

>>716276940
>Michelin Star
this type of food is something your drunk college kid goes after classes to eat and pass out, who said anything about prestige
holy shit you really don't know anything but keep pretending like you do how do you even breathe

>>716277070
New York pizza sucks, so this doesn’t speak well of Chicago pizza.

1. Connecticut pizza
2. New York pizza
-POWER GAP-
3.---
Chicago pizza isn't on the list because it's not pizza

>>716276940
>No one won a Michelin Star serving oily bread, pickled jalapenos and sloppy beef remains.
Its clear you don't know shit about fine dining. Michelin stars are awarded for not just the food but the culinary experience and there are many cases of places asking for their star to be revoked because of the sort of clientele one attracts.

>>716276940
>risotto
>spanish
Ya dun goofed.

>>716277154
>this type of food is something your drunk college kid goes after classes to eat and pass out
So you have to be inebriated to even eat this slop KEK

>>716277302
>New York pizza sucks
What sort of pizza is better?
None

>>716277439
See >>716277335

>>716277405
Oh sorry, I should have just specified arroz meloso or arroz caldoso instead of shorthanding.
But hey, we're allowing pickled jalapenos to be mislabelled, so why do I get no slack?

>>716277528
>CT pizza
kore wa meccha warui desu ne

for me it's rhode island pizza

>>716277368
Part of me wants to try out a restaurant that has a michelin star, but another part of me knows that if I'm going to a restaurant I will care about the food more than the atmosphere, and I'm fairly certain the price point would sour the experience especially since it's for one meal.

>>716273904 (OP)
>pizza purists hate it because its 'not real pizza'
>still delicious in its own way, but dogmatic midwits refuse to see it

only one answer.

the truth is i am a glutton and will eat anything

>>716277623
The fuck am I looking at here? A piece of Burning Godzilla?

>>716277416
Yes anon, any food you crave while drunk suddenly becomes bad the moment you are sober, instead of thinking you are craving it because it's good and you don't care about being fat
you really have no idea how anything works it's impressive

MUSHROOM CHADS STAND THE FUCK UP NIGGAS

for me it's iowa pizza

>>716277630
You will always feel this if you go to a place based off reputation. My parents have a place on MV and Alchemy, L'etoile and Atria are considered to be the highest order of dining on Martha's Vineyard and I am not impressed by any of them. Its like Psycho and The Exorcist, I love horror but I grew up being told they were the best things ever and when I saw them I was like "yeah thats pretty good but its not that special"

>>716273904 (OP)
recently detroit style has grown on me

>>716277630
If it's about the food for you, maybe invest that time, money and energy into finding good hole in the wall type places, off the beaten path and whatnot.

>>716277856
You are coping very hard to defend a slop sandwich. Must have been mindfucked by all the trans fats, artificial flavorings and HFCS in it.

>>716277623
The Lord may forgive you, but I won't.

>>716277623
It might not always look pretty, but the flavor is next level

>>716276753
it's kino. not the kind of pizza you'd get every time you want pizza though.

>>716277859
Mushrooms and anchovies are my favorite. The salinity of the anchovies is balanced by the texture of the mushrooms

>>716276352
Bacon is the best topping and any pizza with it is an automatic 10/10.

Stop making me hungry, cunts!!

ig this is the thread in which we pretend to talk about video games. why is it a /ck/ thread instead of a cat thread?

>>716277630
I’ve gone to a few near me just to see if I’m a foodie and the food was always good but you’re definitely paying for the experience and at the end of the day I’m a simple man with simple tastes who’s just as happy with a burger at some bar, if you’ve got money to spare it might be worth trying a few times just to see if it’s your thing

>>716278095
Because every other thread is softcore porn pretending to be about games, at least this one talks about something relative like food.

>>716274019
>>716273904 (OP)
XIII
Also Chicagoans will never not hype up anything from here but we rarely eat this, it's more of a suburbans/tourist thing. We eat more basic looking square cut pizza the majority of the time. Look up Chicago style pizza and you'll get the idea.

Which is better: deep dish or stuffed deep dish?
Stuffed has an extra layer of dough in between the "toppings" and the sause/parmesan on top

>>716277070
see >>716278253
Even I can easily admit I like NY style pizza better. I stayed in manhattan a few days a decade ago and it was insane how many pizza shops there were everywhere. One intersection had 3 of the 4 corners being pizza shops. It was amazing having so many different unusual toppings and each a single dollar bill only. Wonder what it costs now.

>>716277997
>KEK COPE SLOP
you weren't beaten enough as a boy

>>716276749

It’s because
>what?? PINEAPPLE on PIZZA?!?
became a meme. If people actually tried it they’d see that it’s actually pretty good, though it’s way better as thin slices than big chunks

>>716276986
Little Caeser's is headquartered in Detroit, so it's the other way around. And yeah, Detroit style is just deep dish but the pan is rectangular instead of circular.

>>716278546
>still supporting capiscum after how they treated Resident Evil
Outbreak 3 when?

>>716278389
Regular lets the grease from the sausage and cheese seep into everything which I prefer

>>716277859
I like mushrooms but they cool down too quick to be a pizza topping. They work better as a cheese and herb stuffed appetizer. Or deep fried.

>>716278453
>people should be beaten up for criticizing shitty sandwiches
Lmao
A Croque Monsieur or Croque Madame destroys that garbage.

>>716278924
>cool down too quick
I dont know if you make your own pizza but this can be mitigated by cooking them separately. I air fry them and then toss them on my pizza, under the cheese.

Retards misunderstanding the point of a pizza. Which is made with literally the cheapest ingredients on the planet. Salt, sugar, water, yeast, flour, tomato, & cheese. Its cheap but you get a lot. You dont get a lot from first person shooters & you cant compare games to something cheap that you got a lot of. What you can compare pizza & gaming with is a bunch of extortionate faggots overcharging you & expecting you to be happy. So the only proper answerr is minecraft.

>>716279208
Usually when I get pizza I'm the only one eating it, so I'm not gonna get to every slice while it's still hot. If I'm sharing the pizza, then yeah, throw them bitches on there, the pizza will be gone before they get cold.

>>716275232
That's Canadian, retard.

>>716273904 (OP)
dying light

>>716273904 (OP)
FF16. Like putting sauce on top of the cheese is wrong, frontloading the game with boss fights then moving on to the more open are levels is the backwards way to do things.

>>716279369
>Usually when I get pizza I'm the only one eating it
Fatty with no friends.

>>716277859
Only if we also do spinach

>>716279673
>sharing pizza
those faggots can pay for their own if they want some especially if you get something that isn't dominoes