Thread 716285219

What's his deal with Pizzapants?

>>716285219 (OP)
he's gonna be gay and i mean that unironically.
pizzapants will then fall in love with him because deltarune is going for the world record for being the gayest piece of media of all time, even more than gay porn itself, so buckle in champ

>>716285219 (OP)
I wish i was burgerpants...

>>716286464
you know this is true because catty and bratty are also turning gay now

I'm having sex with Onion-san (female) and Library Monster (female) to repopulate this gay ass town.

>>716285219 (OP)
id like a bunny bf

>>716286464
Wrong.

>>716286464
>Noelle's forced obsession with Susie
>Undyne and Alphys probably happening again
>Asgore divorced and showing homo signs for Rudy
>silent implication that Asgore is a terrible person for wanting other people in his life
>Rudy estranged from his wife
>Spade King put in jail because he's a dad (dads are bad because they're straight men)
>Queen gets forgiven for everything and gets to do whatever she wants because women are good and she only did bad things to help Noelle (who is gay)
>Tenna and Spamton gay
>the weather couple become a polycule
>no options to have raw unprotected sex with Ralsei
This game is gay as fuck

>>716288561
get in line

>>716285219 (OP)
He wants to trick and take advantage of him since he is gay, and therefore a sexual predator. Upon realizing he has been deceived, Pizza pants will kill him and then himself.

>>716286464
Can't believe a dude aiding in catfishing is about to get laid because of it

I love these homos like you wouldn't believe

>>716291027
but doesn't that also make you a homo?

oh how much i want a blue bunny bf

>>716285219 (OP)
He's gay as fuck for Burgerpants, but their relationship won't pan out. BP really doesn't like him and thinks he's an annoyance.

>>716296118
>but their relationship won't pan out
you have to believe in something

Who tops?

>>716297701
I believe Toby loves a good tragedy. The only gay male relationship that's ever worked out in Toby's games is the Royal Guards